Chapter 209 "Farce"
Food was one of the most "deadly" temptations for Shakti, not to mention for the entire Witch Clan.
The appearance of such a commonality of the Wu clan can be said to be a kind of "heredity", the Wu clan has been cultivating the body for tens of millions of years, and the best source of energy for cultivating the body is the absorption of energy from the outside world and the intake of food, so the Wu clan has also developed a delicious disposition for thousands of years.
This is not the emperor Shakti genius who settled down, so he worked eating here.
When he was immersed in gluttony, Emperor Shakti's thinking was close to zero, and a casual sentence just came out of Emperor Shakti, but he heard the extremely attractive and strange sound between his blue eyes and teeth, and he paused his mouth.
Then he raised his head and saw that the scene was embarrassing.
Seeing the stiff old man's face, Emperor Shakti began to feel a little worried in his heart, as if Emperor Shakti had seen a lot of strong people in his previous life, and most of these strong people had a common problem - that is, extremely good skin, the two rickety old man Emperor Shakti had already defined - there is no doubt that he is a strong person.
Although the old man of the dog building does not look like a good-faced person, but what the old man did before was his own face, but now it is really erased by the outsider of Emperor Shakti, which will not allow the new life of the rickety old man to be dissatisfied.
Emperor Shakti was uneasy here, but the strange sound between the blue eyes and teeth did not stop, and listening to this sound, Emperor Shakti's heart became more and more furious. The reason why Shakti was furious was not because of how weird the sound of the Qingyan Tooth Shuttle Valve was, but because the sound between the throats of the Qingyan Tooth teased was particularly strong, and this was undoubtedly adding fuel to the fire, and Shakti wanted to stop the Blue-Eyed Fang, but he couldn't do anything about a beast.
Just as Shakti was about to meet the anger of the old man in the dog tower, something unexpected happened to him.
I saw that after a moment of silence, the old man's face quickly returned to normal, and his thin right hand slapped the blue-eyed and hard-toothed head fiercely.
"Bump"
This slap was not ruthless, it smashed the huge skull of the blue-eyed and fierce teeth into the sand, and set off a lot of sand waves for a while. The Emperor Shakti on the side of the road was covered with mud and sand, and if it weren't for the quick lifting of the fish in his hand above his head, this meal would have been ruined.
The rickety old man finished all this, and his face was proud.
"Papa" clapped his hands and said, "If you don't fix your evil obstacle for a day, you will have itchy skin......"
The old man's words may not be necessarily, the blue-eyed and fierce teeth that were smashed deep into the sand got up, "poof......", his body shook, and immediately the gravel was everywhere, and the old man was shocked and threw and pulled on his chest, and when his chest protected the large piece of grilled fish behind him, he didn't care about the exposed withered upper body.
The first thing that got up was the grilled fish that had not been eaten just now, but the grilled fish was already a pile of rotten meat stained with mud and sand.
The blue-eyed fangs suddenly showed a look of regret, and their enlarged eyes glared at the old man.
"Roar!"
The roar contained grievances, but there was no anger. "You pay!"
The old man casually tied his clothes and smiled mockingly, "Okay, old man, after I have eaten and drunk enough, how about catching a good herring and compensating you?"
As he spoke, his rickety body moved slightly, protecting the only remaining grilled fish behind him.
Although the old man is polite and reasonable, whether it is Emperor Shakti or the blue-eyed fangs, it is clear that the rickety old man is cheating, who has not seen how to eat the food he bakes, if he can eat the blue-eyed fangs, he will not abandon the old master, and the rickety old man will not fall down to play this scoundrel.
The blue-eyed fangs roared again.
When the old man heard this, he took a sip of wine and smacked his lips, and his rogue demeanor was a scoundrel, "If you don't want to, the old man is helpless!" said that the grilled fish behind him was grabbed in his hand and handed it to his mouth and bit it hard; ”
The blue-eyed fangs were really angry, not only the blue-eyed fangs, but even the emperor Shakti forgot the worries in his heart at this moment, and was shocked by the old man's scoundrel.
"Roar!" the blue-eyed fangs kicked their back paws, and the bloody mouth bit the grilled fish in the hands of the rickety old man.
The rickety old man didn't look at his body, even if he turned around dexterously to dodge, and then gave the blue-eyed tough tooth a kick in his ass; "Go you!"
"Bump" "Papapa"
Under one foot, the blue-eyed fangs shot like a cannonball, like a big lake, like a stone, making a series of sounds on the surface of the water, and finally sank into the lake.
;“ Hahahaha...... "The rickety old man laughed proudly with a wisp of white beard.
The Emperor Shakti on the side was dumbfounded, and the Emperor Shakti could clearly see that the rickety old man's foot was weak and did not hurt the blue-eyed fangs, but this practice really made the Emperor Shakti more than how to speak.
In order to eat in one bite, this man and beast actually started to move, and the image of the rickety old man was completely shattered in the heart of Emperor Shakti, saying that he was naïve? But it was this rickety old man who made Emperor Shakti want to be close to him in his heart, saying that he was a master outside the world, but he didn't care about his image for the sake of a bite of food.
For a while, Emperor Shakti didn't know what attitude to use to get along with this old man in the dog building, and respect him? Forget it! Let the emperor give up the name of the seniors one by one? It's not easy to say it, just because all the so-called so-called things of this rickety old man don't fit the word senior, and it doesn't fit the emperor's perception of the world's masters, so let's call him the old man! But the emperor is embarrassed to continue to call like this, saying that this old man in the dog house is also his savior.
And just when Emperor Shakti was going to get along with this rickety old man in the future, he saw that the rickety old man had finished eating the food in his hand in this minute and second, and Emperor Shakti shook his head, this speed was even better than that of Emperor Shakti, and even in the entire Wu clan, he was also outstanding.
"Goo-goo...... Hiccup...... "After a few sips of wine, the old man of the dog building burped, and licked his fingers unsatisfied; "Well, yes, next time the old man will come to patronize." When he said this, the rickety old man completely regarded Emperor Shakti as a shopkeeper.
After speaking, he left leisurely under the strange eyes of Emperor Shakti.
"Wow!"
The blue-eyed and hard-toothed jumped out of the water, and when he saw the rickety old man who had left after eating and drinking, the blue-eyed and hard-toothed wisely stopped looking for trouble.
He roared at the old man fiercely, and he resolutely abandoned the old man and walked towards the emperor.
This is the end of a farce, which may have happened from time to time between the old man and the blue-eyed fangs, but this farce was not destined to happen only in front of Shakti's eyes, because Shakti still did not forget it after many years. And the reason why Shakti did not forget it was not because of how funny it was, but because at that time Shakti really understood what this scene represented.