Chapter 23: Yellow Jokes

Ji Xiang was a little puzzled by what the prison court said, and he didn't understand the reason, but he still said truthfully, "I bought it at a jewelry store in the city." ”

"Bought?" The focus of the prison court's question was actually not this, but since Ji Xiang said so, she didn't want to ask too much. She was just a guess.

"Well, sure enough, the Xuanrou body is good, and it is a perfect match for the Xuanji body. "The words of the prison court have actually been obvious, and even Ji Xiang's mother is waiting for the next words. But the prison court did not continue, but changed directions.

"Although Xuanrou and Xuanji are good, if you want to become successful, I'm afraid there will be restrictions. Xiang'er, would you like to give up that affection for a while, and go to the Heavenly Seminary with me?"

Seeing that Xiang'er was a little hesitant, she looked at her mother again and seemed to be thinking. The prison court continued, "I didn't say that you should give up, it's just that although the two mysteries are good, they must have a strong will to be successful. Although I see that the two of you are in love, I'm afraid it won't work just like this. ”

Hearing this, Ji Xiang's mother somewhat understood, from a woman's point of view, the two Xuan seemed to be a perfect match on the surface, but if her daughter was not strong-willed, if the two merged into one, I was afraid that her daughter would become a subordinate, and her potential would be greatly reduced.

Ji Xiang looked at her mother, and her eyes were uncertain. "Prison court, can you allow me to think about it for another day?"

"Well, anyway, after the selection of this court tomorrow, it will leave, and you have to think carefully. The two of them decided to leave.

The prison court said casually, "Jingyuan's selection, looking at it now, it seems that there is no one who can go directly to the Heavenly Seminary!"

These words greatly touched Ji Xiang's nerves. In this way, her brother Xiao is not among them. In an instant, she felt a stormy wave rushing towards her.

At the same time, Chen Lian was chatting with the second brother, and before he knew it, he had taken the second brother badly. Even the mean rats kept their ears pricked up, their eyes wide open.

Originally, Chen Lian thought, "You are a child, why do you always like to eavesdrop on adults." "But it's okay to think about it, it's a spirit beast anyway.

The two chatted and chatted, and they talked about the Spring Palace. Not to mention, it's more enjoyable than watching the tryouts. Some of the words are extremely explicit and bold.

Later, he thought, "Mind my, I didn't choose it anyway, and I like it too." ”

After a dry meal, "Okay, that's all for now, if it's empty in the afternoon, we'll continue to talk." Xiao Er is still a little unsatisfied, but he also knows that if he wants to listen to it again, I'm afraid he has to go to Yichun Courtyard and release it.

"Boss, I adore you so much. You're a virgin who knows everything. ”

"......Smack", "What are you telling the truth?" If you don't speak, no one will be dumb for you. Read more and be obsessed with my brother less. ”

"But there are no books like that!"

"Then do you know that you don't know much about reading? If you want to talk about cultivation, my brother is very vegetable, but when it comes to studying, it is estimated that I can rank in the top three in Shenghai. "The current scumbag, no matter what Chen Lian says, he believes it.

Just as he was about to go upstairs comfortably, a man with a hat came in at the door. Judging from that breath, it is by no means ordinary. But the scumbag said, "Boss, what do you think?"

"What?"

"It's the second floor of the building. And more importantly, that person has the breath of the devil in his body. ”

"Demon Dao, are you sure?"

"It's true. ”

Chen Lian thought about it, this is too fast, it has infiltrated so early? After thinking about it again, Chen Lian said calmly, "It's okay, Brother used a yellow joke to kill him in the afternoon." ”

"Yellow jokes?"

"That's what you just heard. ”

The cheap rat was very excited, Chen Lian felt that this rat, in order to listen to the yellow joke, even dared to bucket on himself.

After that, Chen Lian slept very soundly. Until the meal, the scumbag's eyes were bloodshot, and he couldn't hold back any longer, so he grabbed his clothes directly, "Boss, wake up, something happened to the boss." ”

Chen Lian was awakened for the first time, and asked decisively, "What's wrong?"

"It's all over the meal, and I'm going to talk about yellow jokes. ”

"You, didn't you even sleep to wait for me to speak. The nodded a little embarrassedly.

"Okay, for your sake, let's go downstairs and eat and talk. ”

As soon as I got out of the room, I saw Xiao Er downstairs, who had prepared wine and food.

"Damn, your uncle! Who are these people? Is this society so closed?"

I saw Xiao Er, who had an obscene face, staring happily at Chen Lian who was downstairs. "Guest, come on, come on, our restaurant's signature dish, I hope you are satisfied. ”

Chen Lian looked at it, he should be satisfied with Huang Duanzi! sat down and shook his head helplessly. If you want this to do, how can you make them embarrassed by the people who cheat and eat and drink?

At this moment, the man with the hat also walked out of the room. "Xiao Er, come here for a few side dishes, I'm hungry. ”

With a rough voice, he seems to be a fierce general. But no matter where he is, in front of Chen Lian's yellow joke, everything is a grasshopper in the reeds.

"Yo! Xiao Er, don't need it, this big brother, I can't eat a table of dishes. Why don't you come too?"

Chen Lian secretly threw out a packet of white powder from his hand, which he had begged from a guest officer when he was still in the teahouse.

The heart said that I wanted to use it to deceive the girl. But I haven't had time, and now I use it on this man, I really don't know if it's okay.

The scumbag didn't react for the first time, Chen Lian glanced twice, and it finally understood.

Quietly slipped into the room when the hat man wasn't looking. When it returned, the scumbag made an OK gesture. Xiao Er and the hat man didn't know what it meant.

"What does this gesture mean, this guest officer?"

"Oh, that means, I'm ready to start listening to me pornographic. ”

Not to mention the hat man, who wears a hat from beginning to end. When I heard what kind of yellow jokes, I was a little contemptuous at first, thinking it was a story or something. But listen, listen, and he came to his heart.

From time to time, I saw that he was scratching something under him with one hand? Chen Lian took a look, and it was really tough enough, so disgusting that he wanted to vomit.

"Isn't this man a demon? Immediately, he looked at the mean rat, as if he was puzzled. Unexpectedly, the was even more direct at the moment, and it actually had a straight tail.

Chen Lian thought to himself, "This is really hell! Could it be that the whole world is so tightly bound? It seems that neither animals nor people have ever seen their mother." ”

Chen Lian smiled and said, "Are you all here?"

The two of them immediately lowered their heads, "What does this mean? Why do you suddenly feel unconfident? Could it be that this kind of place is inferior because it is not a place?"

"Forget it, eat, eat, the dishes are cold. Sure enough, at this time, as Chen Lian expected, that thing finally happened.

I saw that both of them used excuses that they were in a hurry, one said to go to the toilet, and the other said to go back to the room. However, the cheap rat was very comfortable, and directly found a box to solve it on the spot.

"Haha, I didn't expect my brother's magic to be so strong!"