Volume 3, Heavenly Pride Chapter 231 Shameless than me?

"Look at me crackling with a sword town cloud dream!"

Lin Beichen shouted.

Syllable!

Watermelon juice splashes.

A huge round watermelon flew directly into pieces.

At least seventy or eighty pieces were broken.

Everyone was confused by this kind of sassy operation.

In the entire hall of Yanwu, there was a deathly silence.

Through the large and small Xuanjing screens, the citizens who saw this scene all of a sudden seemed to be stuck in their throats with peanut grains, and they couldn't spit it out or swallow the weird feeling.

This was the first time they had seen the original Sword Speed Battle, and they could still do this.

Among the countless big eyes, they saw Lin Beichen act again.

I saw him cough lightly at the 'clairvoyant' lens, put on a domineering president-like pose, and then took out a small square thing from the storage ring, held it in the palm of his hand, smiled, and calmly introduced it.

"Here's an ad, and the excitement will continue later. ”

"Do you want to know the mystery of me being called the first beautiful man in Yunmengcheng? Fang's body soap, a century-old brand in Yunmengcheng, is trustworthy...... Sales address: No. 23, Liufeng Street, Yunmeng City, report my name, you can get a 20% discount......"

As he spoke, he slowly stretched out his hand.

The white jade-like cleansing soap shines in the palm of the hand.

A young official of the Education Department who was in charge of the 'clairvoyant' camera didn't react to what was happening at all, and he didn't have time to remove the camera, this scene had already been transmitted to the eyes of countless people in thousands of households through live broadcast.

A short, fat and short-bearded old man, crowded in front of the big screen in the temple square, saw this scene, and directly shouted excitedly: "That's right, it's me, it's my family's body soap, a century-old brand, hahahaha!"

There was an uproar among the people around.

At the same time, in major squares, restaurants, casinos and other places, as long as there is a Xuanjing screen, everyone who saw this scene was stunned.

What is it?

Why did such a scene come out of nowhere?

What is Lin Beichen doing?

Huge question marks and exclamation marks almost instantly appeared in the hearts of all those who saw this scene.

Nothing like this has ever happened before.

However, at this moment, the product of Fang's Body Soap suddenly entered the minds of countless people, and even if they wanted to drive it away, they couldn't drive it away.

A little-known century-old brand has instantly gained explosive exposure.

And the price paid by the old shopkeeper was only ten gold coins.

Official Office of the Education Department.

Li Xiongfu, who was verifying, squirted out a sip of tea.

Fang Zhenru, the old director of education next to him, slapped the folding fan on the table with a snap.

The old man was angry. ”

The surrounding officials hurriedly appeased.

A certain green building.

The old principal Ling Taixu, who hugged left and right, was dumbfounded for a long time before he laughed.

"Beauty, do you see? This is the successor I picked up uncle, and in the future, he will be the first in line as the principal of my third college, hahahaha......"

He laughed as he lifted his hands up and down.

Several charming young women fell on him, smiling delicately, some peeling grapes, some handing wine, some feeding snacks, and some drinking wine with their mouths......

Third Academy.

On the martial arts arena, the students of the three grades were instantly silent.

Then I don't know who took the lead, and they all burst out laughing.

The tense atmosphere dissipated in an instant.

......

Royal National Junior College.

The second performance of the martial arts hall.

"Hahaha, it's an IQ game. ”

After Lin Beichen finished the advertisement, he licked a piece of bright red watermelon pulp on the corner of his mouth, and laughed: "Chief examiner, count quickly, how many petals does this sword have?"

Wu Fenggu, who was full of gray hair, wiped a handful of bright red watermelon juice on his face, and roared angrily: "Lin Beichen, what are you doing?"

The angry examiner, the dialect jumped out.

"It's an exam. ”

Lin Beichen said confidently: "Isn't the sword just to kill the opponent? When they go down with a sword, the opponent becomes thirty or forty pieces, and when I go down with this sword, the opponent becomes a sparse and more deadly, so I think it's ......."

"Shut up. ”

Wu Fenggu yelled: "I don't want you to think, I want me to feel ...... You have committed a foul, which is not in line with the rules of Sword Speed Battle, and the result is invalid. ”

Lin Beichen argued: "My lord, I have read the examination rules in detail, and there is no provision that this will not work, I protest ......"

"Protests are ineffective. ”

Wu Fenggu directly interrupted and said: "The examiner has the final right to interpret the results of the examination room, your test results this time are invalid, I will give you a chance to retake the exam, otherwise, it will be regarded as a waiver!"

As he spoke, he raised his hand and picked off the watermelon pulp hanging from his gray hair.

"Uh......" Lin Beichen was speechless for a moment.

It seems that this opportunistic trick failed.

The surrounding students were also relieved when they heard this.

Lin Beichen is right, this time the exam rules did not clearly state that such a method was violated, but it was obviously not in line with common sense.

This sword goes down, at least sixty or seventy fragments, if Lin Beichen's results are valid, and the next genius students all participate in the test in this way, then wouldn't it be a joke that Weiyang, Ling Chen, Cao Potian and others had the best results in the first grade?

You can be crushed by anyone at will!

The invigilator, who was covered in watermelon juice, came up to clean the long black stone table, and put a new watermelon on the table.

"Reopen. ”

The chief examiner, Wu Fenggu, shouted.

He stood beside Lin Beichen and invigilated the exam at close range.

Lin Beichen sighed.

This subject, he is really not good at.

After all, the martial arts idea he has always come to is to build defense first, then escape, then strength, and finally practice swordsmanship.

And in Lin Beichen's opinion, how many swords can be produced in one breath is meaningless at all.

These bells and whistles, even if you use 10,000 swords and can't hit your opponent, isn't it meaningless?

The real speed of the sword lies in the sword between the swords.

He took the long sword handed by the invigilator, held it in his hand, and stared at the watermelon.

This observation revealed a strange thing.

It turns out that all the watermelons used for the exam are exactly the same size, there is almost no difference, they are all round and chubby, and the jade-colored melon skin is shiny and shiny, which makes people feel delicious at a glance.

"This melon is good. ”

Lin Beichen sighed casually.

Wu Fenggu next to him was originally very serious, and when he heard this sentence, he suddenly smiled and said: "Of course, this melon is the jade melon produced in the melon field of my Wu family's small Xishan, irrigated by the water of the underground spiritual spring of Xiaoxi Mountain, without the Xuanwen formation to mature, without applying alchemy fertilizer, two crops a year, artificial picking, not only the appearance is good-looking, the size is similar, but also the childless thin skin, sweet and delicious, one hangs, only to buy a silver coin, it can be described as a good quality and ......low price."

When it comes to the second half, this serious examiner is no longer facing Lin Beichen, but facing the lens of 'clairvoyance'.

There was a deathly silence in the hall of Yanwu.

Lin Beichen was dumbfounded.

it!

Shameless than me?

Bow down.