Chapter 0009: Dragon Language Prank

The interaction between Long Yu and Yu Xi soon spread throughout the school, and most of the boys felt very sorry at the same time, but also some envy and jealousy. Many girls don't understand what special ability Long Yu has to hook the first school flower in the school.

Especially Li Qian, don't talk about the anger in his heart, since he was beaten by Long Yu, he didn't dare to trouble Long Yu for the time being.

However, the anger in Li Qian's heart became stronger and stronger, and he began to think about humiliating Long Yu to relieve his hatred.

The last class was finally over, and Yu Xi took Long Yu's arm and walked outside the school.

Not far from the gate, there was a group of female students blocking Long Yu's path with Yu Xi.

One of the girls was the loudest, and said to Xi: "Yu Xi, I really feel sorry for you, there are so many talented and handsome guys in the academy, why did you fall in love with this ugly monster?"

Long Yu was stunned when he heard it, could it be that these girls were here to find their own stubble?

Yu Xi didn't speak, and Long Yu said, "This young lady, we don't seem to know each other, do you have some virtue when you speak?"

As soon as Long Yu finished speaking, the girl was reluctant to do so, and said loudly: "Ugly eight monsters are ugly eight monsters, they can't even speak to people, who is Miss? You are Miss, your whole family is Miss."

As soon as Long Yu heard it, he knew that he was ill in his language, and now in this society, women are taboo for others to call him Miss, so he changed his words: "I'm sorry, this classmate, I said something wrong, I apologize to you."

The girl said, "Who is a classmate with you? I am ashamed to be a classmate with you, what are you ***?"

The more the girl said that the moon was not like talking, and even the scolding words came out, Yu Xi also felt that this girl was too much.

Yu Xi said: "You seem to be called Liu Chunyan, I know you are a fan of Li Qian, but I don't seem to be robbing you of people, right?

Liu Chunyan said: "What's wrong with me being a fan of Li Qian? It's also better than you fancy this scarface, Li Gongzi is handsome and golden, and he is the object of my Liu Chunyan's pursuit, what's wrong?"

Yu Xi said: "That's not right, I'm in contact with Long Yu to make way for you."

Liu Chunyan said: "Of course, I would rather cry in the BMW than laugh behind the bicycle, even if Li Gongzi abuses me, he is happier than you."

Long Yu couldn't stand it anymore and said, "There is a disease, and the illness is not light."

Long Yu's words immediately exploded, and seven or eight girls scolded in unison, shouting at Long Yu.

The dragon's face turned blue in his tone, and he was about to make a move. But when he saw Li Qian coming, he said to Yu Xi with a smile: "Yu Xi, I see, it's nothing if you don't follow me, but don't follow this ugly monster, look, the people are angry."

Who Yu Xi is, he naturally understands, knowing that this is instigated by Li Qian, maybe they are all followers of this gentleman.

Yu Xi said: "Li Qian, you are so despicable, you encourage women to make trouble, and you are not ashamed, let's go."

Long Yu was angry, and he was thinking about how to clean up this group of people who were looking for fault, but when he saw that it was instigated by Li Qian, he changed his mind.

Long Yu got closer to Li Qian, and Li Qian sneezed.

Long Yu said: "Yu Xi, wait a minute, look at the excitement", Yu Xi said: "What's there to see?", Long Yu smiled mysteriously.

As soon as Yu Xi was about to ask again, he heard a loud "poof", and he didn't know who had made a loud fart.

Everyone was looking for the source of the sound, so they heard Li Qian's "bang", and another loud fart was released, and everyone present laughed.

Before everyone finished laughing, they saw a girl say, "It's so stinky, is it pulling into the crotch?"

Li Qian saw that it was his fan who spoke, and was about to open his mouth to reprimand, but he also smelled the smell, so he felt that his crotch was sticky, Li Qian felt that his stomach was grunting, and he couldn't help it, so he let out another fart, which was broken and pulled in the crotch.

Everyone laughed even more, and Li Qian himself knew that he was making a fool of himself, so he pulled his legs and ran to the toilet, but the seven or eight girls who were laughing had strange movements.

One by one, they were all tickling all over their bodies, and they all stretched out their hands to mess around, and two of them couldn't help it and simply took off their clothes.

A glamorous scene appeared, seven or eight good-looking girls all took off their tops and itched in broad daylight wearing only bras.

Long Yu smiled proudly and said to Xi, "Let's go?" Yu Xi didn't know why, so he asked Long Yu: "Long Yu, then Li Qian's fart is so powerful, the stinky girls are itching all over?"

Long Yu and Yu Xi had also gone far, and Long Yu estimated that others would not hear it, so he laughed.

Yu Xi, who was only smiling, was inexplicable, and Yu Xi suddenly understood.

said: "Long Yu, is it your ghost?"

Long Yu nodded, and Yu Xi was even more strange and asked, "How did you do it?"

Long Yu said: "It's not simple, when I saw Li Qian coming, I got closer to him and sprayed some croton essence into his nose, didn't you see Li Qian sneeze?"

Yu Xi smiled: "No wonder Li Qian farted in the crotch of his pants, it turned out to be you, what's the matter with those girls stripping and itching, is it also you?"

Long Yu laughed a few times and said: "Those girls are too mean, I'm a big man, and I can't beat people, so I have to make them ugly in public, I just sprinkled some itchy grass powder on them."

When Yu Xi heard this, he just smiled and felt relieved, but he still said: "Long Yu, are you too much, they are all girls, how ugly."

Long Yu saw Yu Xi blame himself, so he explained: "It's nothing, the effect of this itchy grass is very short, it will be invalid in an hour, it's okay."

Yu Xi said: "Long Yu, these strange things from where you came?", Long Yu was just about to say, and it was inconvenient to reveal the secret of his ring when he thought about it, so he said: "When I was in my hometown, I planted a lot of herbs, and the hemostatic powder for you to stop bleeding was prepared by the Sanqi I cultivated."

Yu Xi understood as soon as she heard it, so she didn't ask anymore.

Long Yu followed Yu Xi back home, Yu Ben was reading the newspaper on the recliner in the yard, and when he saw Long Yu coming, he hurriedly put down the newspaper and stood up.

said: "Long Yu is here, go to the house, your aunt has wrapped the dumplings, and she is waiting for you."

Yu Xi entered the house, and Long Yu stood in the courtyard and talked to Yu Ben.

Long Yu said, "Uncle Yu, how are you doing?"

Yu Ben said happily: "Hehe, I don't know what's going on recently, I'm having happy events again and again."

Long Yu's heart moved, and he pretended to be unintentional and asked, "Uncle Yu, spring is a good season, it's time for you to get lucky."

Yu Ben said: "Yes, don't say anything else, my store was acquired by Qian Guanglai from the Building Materials City, I thought it was a bad thing, but now it has become a good thing, just my broken store, sold 2.3 million not to mention, Qian Guanglai also promised to give me 500,000 a month, saying that it was too profitable."

Long Yu asked, "Uncle Yu, your store, since it is so profitable, how can you transfer it to that Qian Guanglai?"

Yu Ben said: "I'm also a little reluctant, but if I say it, it's the water that is spilled, and I can't take it back, I'm saying, the business of this building materials is too deep, and I've done enough."

After Yu Ben finished speaking, he picked up the newspaper and put it on the table, and continued: "No, I read the newspaper every day now, and I want to find another business to do."

When Long Yu heard this, his heart moved, and he said, "Uncle Yu, I think you might as well open a big pharmacy."

Yu Ben asked, "Then tell me why? I'm a layman."

Long Yu said: "Uncle Yu, you read the newspaper every day, you should know the country's policy, the country is going to implement the separation of medicine, and the pharmacy in the future will definitely be an opportunity."

Yu Ben said: "Yes, I also have the idea of this move, but now that there are a lot of drugs being sold, will the competition be too fierce?"

Long Yu said with confidence: "Uncle Yu, you can start a big pharmacy, I support you, as long as there are good medicines in our pharmacies, there is no worry about no market."

Yu Ben looked at Long Yu and said with a smile: "You are studying medicine, and you are familiar with the pharmaceutical industry, but it is difficult for a big pharmacy to have an exclusive prescription for a town store."

Long Yu hurriedly said: "Uncle Yu, I have a home remedy, which is the recipe for treating Yu Xi and Aunt Qin last time."

Yu Ben just smiled and said, "This is not a common disease, and it can't be regarded as the treasure of the town."

Long Yu was busy: "Uncle Yu, I also have a house to stop bleeding, which is very effective, I don't believe you can ask Yu Xi to know."

At this time, Yu Xi seemed to hear it, came out of the house, and said, "Long Yu, ask me something?"

Yu Ben said: "Xiaoxi, Long Yu said that he also has a recipe to stop bleeding that works, do you know?"

Yu Xi said: "Yes, Dad, last time I was injured at the sports meeting, thanks to the hemostatic dispersion of Longyu, that medicine is really strange, according to the doctor, my blood was originally unstoppable, but as soon as I sprinkled the hemostatic dispersion of Longyu, it stopped, and the wound healed quickly."

When Yu Ben heard this, he was taken aback and asked, "So powerful?"

Long Yu said: "Uncle Yu, I'll give you an experiment", after Long Yu finished speaking, he cut a small wound with a knife on the back of his hand, took out a small bottle, and sprinkled the medicinal powder inside on it.

A miracle happened.

Not only did the bleeding stop quickly, but the wound also healed quickly, Long Yu walked to the faucet, washed his hands, and then let Yu Ben observe the wound.

Yu Ben said: "It's amazing, why is the wound gone?".