Chapter 46: Funny Woman

"It's a good fit for you, and you're getting more handsome." Ten fingers crossed under his chin, and Robin praised Zoro like a big sister next door.

Sauron, who was dressed up quite fashionably by her, wore such a pair of glasses with a high fashion value, which can only be said to be appropriate. And the flat structure of the glasses also eased Zoro's temperament to a certain extent, making his angular face slightly softer and less determined.

Although stimulated by the reverie-inducing scent, Sauron calmed his emotions with his extraordinary concentration and suppressed the flush on his face.

"Ahem, thank you for your glasses." Zoro thanked him a little uncomfortably, and then beckoned Robin to order again, trying to tell her to stop staring at him like that.

Seeing Zoro's embarrassment, Robin didn't continue to tease him, anyway, there were still a few days to stay together, enough for her to get to know the little guy well.

"Hey, kid, I think she's interesting to you, you can try hooking up!" While ordering, the Wind Blade, which was hiding on the side and taking in the whole process of Robin teasing Zoro, jumped out and put on a posture of an emotional godfather to teach Zoro some relevant knowledge.

"Let me tell you, if a woman is interested in a man, she will be like this little girl, if you don't take the initiative, she will take the initiative, otherwise people will definitely not even want to pay attention to you."

“…… How so? "Zoro is focused on the way of the sword, although he is not very interested in this aspect, but when he heard the Wind Blade say this, he is also a little interested, and he is quite curious about what kind of emotional philosophy this sword can say.

Seeing that Zoro was finally willing to pay attention to himself, the Wind Blade was also emotional, and he cleared his throat before saying slowly: "Ahem, as the saying goes, men chase women across mountains, and women chase men across the veil, and men are always more difficult in pursuing women.

I'm afraid you don't understand, so I'll give you an example, Yasuo's guy chased Ruiwen and walked half of the Valoran continent quickly, but he was stunned that he only chased her person, not her heart.

On the other hand, the old woman named Evelyn relied on her good skin to hook up with men everywhere, and she hooked up one by one, which is exactly what I said before, women chase men through the veil. ”

Anyway, Zoro didn't know that Yasuo chased Ruiwen to wash away the injustice on his body, and he didn't know that Evelyn was a demon who could be a man and a woman and chose a partner depending on his mood, so it was okay for him to arrange it.

The Wind Blade wanted to fool Sauron, but Sauron wasn't stupid: "What does the example you gave have to do with what you said at the beginning?" ”

"Why is it not related, but it is very related." Seeing that Zoro was suspicious of him, the Wind Blade was afraid that the image of his newly established emotional godfather would collapse, and he quickly began to get to the point.

"What do you think, what is the first impression of a man and a woman, whether it is the connotation or quality of the other party, it is not, the first impression is the face." The Blade of the Wind only hated himself for not having a hand now, otherwise he could slap Sauron in the face to make his words more persuasive.

"You kid is barely a handsome guy, and the little girl on the other side is also rare and beautiful, not to mention the national color and Tianxiang, so your first impression of each other must be good, so ......"

"Wait, you stop for a moment." Just as Windblade was about to use his own crooked reasoning to lead Zoro's view of love astray, Sauron suddenly interrupted Windblade's words:

"Why do I always feel that you have completely become another sword now, obviously you were so serious before, although you began to let go of yourself later, but it is not so serious, could it be that you are a demon?"

It's a question that Zoro has wanted to ask for a long time, but every time he asks it, Windblade keeps changing the subject.

Look at the name of Sauron by the Wind Blade, what was "Master" at first, and then it became a little familiar to Zolon, and now it has become a kid, which is really becoming less and less particular.

Originally, Zoro didn't care much about what others called him, as long as he didn't take away insults, he could accept it, but Windblade's attitude changed too quickly, and he couldn't adapt to it.

It's as hard to adapt to a cold elite in a suit and leather shoes as if he had turned into a bare-chested shirt and pants full of sassy talk in just one month.

……

The Blade of the Wind fell silent.

But Zoro finally grabbed such a good opportunity, and he couldn't let it go easily: "Don't play dead, answer my question." ”

After a long time, the Wind Blade said slowly: "You now look like marrying a scumbag who dislikes a scumbag who dislikes a woman who is clean, hardworking, and beautiful before marriage, but who becomes lazy and unhygienic and gets rich quickly after marriage." ”

"Ahem......" Zoro almost choked on his own saliva.

"Aren't you hungry, why don't you order food?" At this time, Robin noticed that Zoro had been holding the menu for a long time but there was no reaction, and when he was puzzled, he found that although this guy's eyes were on the menu, his eyes had no focus at all, as if he was wandering outside the world, so he couldn't help but ask, "Do you want my sister to help you order?" ”

"Huh? Ahh Coming back to his senses, Zoro looked at Robin and subconsciously wanted to reply, but finally the vigilance in his heart worked, and he did not step into the trap of Robin's words at the first time.

"Although you're older than me, it's better to be a sister or something." Zoro knows how dark this woman is, and if he is a younger brother, he is estimated to be eaten to death by her in the days to come.

"Well, it's a pity, it's rare that people are very optimistic about you, Mr. Swordsman." Robin pursed his lips and smiled, his slender white fingers swirling around the rim of the glass, and the orange wine in the glass swayed slightly, looking extremely attractive.

"When did you get on?" Only then did Zoro realize that Robin had already placed some desserts and fruit wine in front of him, and there was nothing in front of him.

"Guess." Robin picked up his knife and fork and began to cut the dessert cake, the smile on his lips mysterious and mischievous.

"Why does this little girl love to laugh so much, I haven't seen her stop."

"Shut up!" Zoro decided to go back and threw the Blade of the Wind into the forge to rebuild it, and the atmosphere breaker should be pulled out and melted.

Robin is a Devil Fruit Ability, and her Flower Fruit can make any part of her body bloom like a flower on any tangible object in her line of sight, and use it for attacks or other purposes, so she should use the fruit ability to order the food first.

"What a handy ability." Zoro sighed, then called out to the waiter, "Please bring me a barbecue and a fried rice." ”

"Thanks for the compliment." Robin is not surprised that Zoro knows why her Devil Fruit ability is known, after all, her trace is difficult to find, but some of the information that has been made public is not small, such as the identity of her Devil Fruit ability, many people know it, and it is written on the wanted notice.

"Where are you going after eating?" Zoro is not averse to wandering the streets, he himself often wanders the streets and alleys, but to be honest, it is a bit difficult to go shopping with girls.

Since Robin is in the driver's seat, Sauron can only follow behind her, and she can go wherever she goes, dutifully acting as her bodyguard.

"Let's go for a spin again, the night in Rogue Town is still quite lively." Robin took a sip of the mellow fruit wine and asked for Sauron's advice with a hint of coquettishness.

"Okay."

As long as it's not to go shopping.

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In Alabastan, in the base of the Baroque Work Society, Klockdahl put down the phone bug, and a disdainful smile appeared on his gloomy face: "Hmph, it's really a little ghost, and he will be charmed by a woman." ”