Chapter 81: Dismounting

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Mustard Zhou changed into a new set of work clothes, and Lin Pingyang, the two of them dressed up as clean as possible.

"Provincial Central Hospital, this person was sent to the hospital after his death." Because it is a foreigner, the information that the prefecture can provide is limited, after all, it is not under the control of the family.

And also to send to the West.

What a headache.

However, the right should be distracted.

Lin Pingyang was leisurely, "What are you afraid of, after all, this thing, it's the same wherever you go, I'll protect you." ”

looks like a good big brother.

Mustard Zhou brushed his hair, "Okay, little brother, I will rely on Brother Lin to live well." ”

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say."

Lin Pingyang raised his hand cheaply.

The woman sat in the corridor of the hospital, watching the people come and go alone, but people passed through her body and did not notice her.

She bowed her head.

"Hello." (English)

Mustard Zhou lowered his body, "We are the Grim Reaper of the East, I am Black Impermanence, and he is White Impermanence." ”

At the beginning, Hades asked all the public officials of the prefecture to learn foreign languages, and Mustard Boat still studied well, first, she thought it was fun, and second, she felt that her skills were not pressing, and she would not be afraid if she used them in the future.

Lin Pingyang's face was cold, "Hello." "It's kind of a hello.

The woman looked at them in disbelief, "Am I really dead?" Can't go back? But I haven't come home yet. ”

She bowed her head sadly.

Mustard Boat said: "We are here for this matter, and it is a stop by to send you home, and we just happen to go to the West to deal with some things." ”

So, it made sense, and the three of them hit the road.

According to Hades, the distance to the west is not far, but it is difficult to have a barrier in the middle, but Hades said that if it is Lin Pingyang, he can tear open the barrier casually, and he can enter and exit at will.

It is true that this barrier is transparent, and when Mustard Boat touched this invisible barrier, he saw Lin Pingyang tear it open directly with his bare hands, sent it to the two of them, and then put the barrier together.

"They should be allowed to raise the entire door, otherwise this tear back and forth, and sooner or later this barrier will be torn to pieces." Lin Pingyang yawned.

The world in the West is clearly different from the East.

Mustard Boat looked up at the thick clouds in the sky.

"I heard that the heaven in the west is built in the sky, is it similar to the heavenly court in our north?" Mustard asked.

Lin Pingyang scoffed, "It's much worse, the relationship between gods in the West is the big backyard of a big family, and heaven is just a small place, if you want to go to heaven, the weight of your heart is equal to a feather, or lighter than this feather." ”

"In a person's life, no matter how much he doesn't do bad things, he will inadvertently kill some small lives, and his heart is lighter than a feather, which is more outrageous than our reincarnation Dao."

Mustard Zhou chuckled, "Is your introduction method of hurting the enemy by one thousand and self-inflicting eight hundred really good?" ”

Lin Pingyang scratched his head, "It doesn't matter, you can just be happy." ”

Because the two of them were chatting in Chinese, the foreign girl could only have some simple Chinese, so she didn't understand a few words.

But she didn't have much trouble understanding.

"Hello, excuse me, is it an ambassador from the West?" A man dressed in horns, with bat wings on the back, and a tail.

She also had a fork in her hand.

"If so, come with us." The other was a man dressed in white, with a circle of light on his head and swan-like wings behind him.

Mustard Boat thanked the two of them.

It's funny.

This Ma Wei is really naΓ―ve.

When a few people came in just now, no one was welcome, and they were almost finding their own place, but they appeared.

Mustard's smile didn't reach the bottom of his eyes.

Very good, this impression was the first time we met, and it was really okay.

Feeling that the little girl next to her was angry, Lin Pingyang rubbed her head, after all, it was the first time to establish diplomatic relations, and she was still pretending to be at night.

Mustard Boat also knows that surface work must be done well.

"We have been taught the hospitality of your country." Mustard boat skin smiled without smiling.

The two hostesses were still smiling, "What did you say, guest?" We don't understand. ”

"Also, my Great Orient has a long history of culture, and it's normal for you to not understand it." Mustard Boat directly put away his face and was not talking nonsense.

After all, who can establish diplomatic relations in such a humble place?

What is it? A place called Hanako? The living room of the unit where the mustard boat lives is better than here.

Lin Pingyang directly pulled up the mustard boat and was about to leave.

But Ke Mustard clapped his hand.

I had calmed her down just now, but now I had to appease him in turn.

She secretly turned on the live broadcast, which was good.

I didn't want you to be embarrassed and thrown into the yang world, but since you don't give face like this, let you be on fire in the yang world.

Mustard pulled his hair disdainfully.

……

"Aha? What's going on? ”

"As soon as the anchor started broadcasting, I rushed over, and what did I see? Is this an angel and a demon? ”

"Looking at this background, is it possible to run away to the West?"

"That's right! It's normal for us to have an underworld in the East, and hell and heaven in the West, right? ”

"But why are the anchors and her partners so bad-looking?"

"What? Have melons to eat? Come on, come on, eat melons and eat melons! ”

……

Lin Pingyang spoke, "We have nothing to talk about with you little ones, let you archangels come out to talk, what are the fools." ”

He was so angry that he wanted to destroy this group of people.

Mustard Boat grabbed him, "Satan." ”

……

"Hahahaha, god TM fool."

"Oh, I'm angry with my husband like this, what's going on the other side?"

"Fool = Satan, hahahaha, absolutely."

……

The two waiters didn't know what to say.

Mustard Boat didn't mean to embarrass the two of them.

It's just that I'm hanging out like this, and I'm very unhappy in the bottom of my heart.

After waiting for a long time, Lucifer and Gabriel and Raphael were late.

Satan didn't want to participate in this kind of diplomatic relations, so he didn't come.

The corners of Mustard's mouth twitched.

"Your etiquette for establishing diplomatic relations makes us deeply ashamed, I never thought that it would be so cool to hang guests, right?" There was no smile on his face.

If it weren't for the fact that the soul hook couldn't be revealed, she would have had to tie these angels together and pluck the hairs on their wings one by one.

"We didn't expect the two of us to arrive so early." The handsome Lucifer was the first to speak, "I'm really sorry, I'm Lucifer. ”

Because of his increased ambition, Lucifer raised an army against God, and was finally ruthlessly thrown into hell by God, who is also a character.

Mustard Boat looked at it coldly and did not answer.

Raphael smiled and said, "Raphael, the current archangel." ”

"Gabriel."

Gabriel, who often presents herself as a woman, knows her.

Mustard Zhou glanced at it and responded, but he didn't say her name, and always felt that this group of people didn't deserve to know her name, "Black impermanence." ”

Lin Pingyang, who was on the side, followed the mustard boat's words, "White impermanence." ”

Anyway, there's nothing to talk about.

Everyone was silent for a few seconds, and Mustard Boat was the first to break the silence.

"We have been here for more than half an hour, and we have not been given a sip of water, and the East treats people with tea, are you going to entertain the two of us with air? If it's so insincere, then it's okay for us to go back. ”

Her voice was gentle, but full of threat.

"Your father, the God, is nothing more than that, and it is a privilege for him to teach such polite children as you."

The implication is that it is a misfortune for your father, God, to be able to teach such an impolite fellow as you.

……

"I can roughly understand the whole process."

"It's the anchor who came to them to discuss things, and they were hung here."

"Good guy, can the anchor bear this?"

"I really love the scolding without dirty words!"

"Kill them! What kind of thing is it, really thinking of yourself as a character? ”

……

The water friends were extremely emotional.

Lucifer doesn't care, he can't get used to God, and naturally likes to listen to others say bad things about God, but it's a pity that the two angels, Raphael and Gabriel, can only hold back if they are damaged.

After all, they are the ones who want to give the other party a dismount.

At the beginning, Lucifer said not to neglect these two envoys from the East, otherwise it would only be them who would suffer.

Obviously, the two of them didn't listen.

"I'm so sorry, please go to heaven and talk." Raphael, in order to apologize, prepares to transfer the conversation to heaven.

Mustard raised an eyebrow, "Are you sure?" Can Lord Lucifer go to heaven? She looked at the angels as if she were watching a play.

It's ironic.

There is no unity inside, and they still want to give outsiders a bad fight.

Pure cerebral palsy behavior.