Chapter 12: The Nosy Widow Xu
Everyone looked towards the door, a short, bloated woman with a colorful scarf on her head.
Chen He walked directly at the door, "Yo, isn't this Widow Xu?" What kind of wind is blowing you to me today? ”
"Aunt Chen, what are you doing blocking the door? I have great news for you. ”
This woman, what good news can there be, it's just useless.
Chen He leaned on the door frame, looked Widow Xu up and down suspiciously, put his hands around his chest, and gave her a look, "What good news can you bring me, tell me, I'll listen to it!" ”
Widow Xu was so smiling that she was huddled together, and Ji Wan's body trembled unconsciously.
"One of my nieces, Xu Die, fell in love with your second son during the last autumn harvest, so let me talk about it."
Chen He's eyes widened, he couldn't believe it, "What kind of fart are you talking about!" My second son has already married a daughter-in-law, how can he marry another one, do you know if you break the law? Do you want to kill me, and when the time comes, let the captain criticize my family, and you will be happy. ”
"Eh, Aunt Chen, how can I be that kind of person, don't worry. Isn't your second daughter-in-law unable to give birth to children? My niece has a big butt and is very child-rearing, so I promise you to be a grandmother within a year. The more Widow Xu said, the more fire in Chen He's heart grew.
Before Chen He could scold, Widow Xu's mouth did not stop, "And my niece is good-looking, fair-skinned and beautiful, and has a strong physique, and she is the best at housework." My mother's family doesn't want much dowry, sewing machine and bicycle, plus 100 yuan, you look at how good things are, this is not cheap for you. ”
"By the way, didn't your daughter buy a bicycle? When the time comes, she will give her second brother, anyway, they are all a family. ”
"Oh, this is speaking of your daughter, the son of my cousin's family, who is just at the age of age, why don't I tell your daughter to my cousin's son?"
A group of people watched Widow Xu talk from beginning to end, Chen He couldn't bear it anymore, "What are you talking about yourself here alone?" It's really a monk digging the foot of the wall, which is wonderful. Wishful thinking is very good, let my son marry your niece, let my daughter marry your cousin's son? You think, why don't you daydream? The toad wants to eat swan meat, it looks ugly, and it thinks it is beautiful. ”
Widow Xu's eyes rolled, and she immediately put her face on it, "In that case, I will tell your daughter to my cousin's son, and my niece will refuse first." My cousin's son is a talent, there is no shortage of food in the family, and the family is labor. When the time comes, your daughter will give birth to a big fat boy, and you won't have to worry about it for the rest of your life. We won't give the bride price, after all, your daughter is a second marriage, but there is still a dowry, after all, no one will marry a second marriage now. ”
"But my cousin's son said that he didn't want to drag the oil bottle, it would regenerate when the time came. You can keep those three babies for yourself, and you can't do it again...... It's okay to sell it quietly, and it will be a sum of money when the time comes. ”
This was heard by the man standing behind the door of the inner room.
Saying that he could, saying that the child couldn't, Ji Wan clenched his fists, and couldn't wait to punch directly on Widow Xu's pig face, "Sell my child?" What identity do you want to interfere in my child's affairs, a mouth is really stinky, let me guess, did you fall into the chicken coop yesterday? I'll go to the traffickers and sell your son for 100 yuan later, so that you can marry someone again, and you can still have a baby anyway. ”
Beat the snake and hit seven inches, Widow Xu's son is her lifeline, but it's a pity, what kind of mother hands over what kind of son.
"If you dare to touch my son, I will fight with you. You stinky girl doesn't know what to do, just a broken shoe like you, divorced with three children, who dares to marry you, in her twenties, just wait to be an old widow! A second marriage, still picky, you marry my cousin's son is called Gao Pan, do you know? The three children who have not grown up are still being offered as babies, and they don't know who their father is at that time. ”
Just when everyone was angry when they heard it, there was always a-stirring stick popping out, "Oh, sister-in-law, I saw that this Widow Xu was right, you are also married for the second time, and it would be good if someone is willing to ask for it now." But you have to be a fair person and give your second brother a bicycle, and your third brother can't be missing, otherwise the neighbors in the street outside may not know what to say! ”
One second marriage, and a-stirring stick on the side. The sister-in-law couldn't bear this temper anymore on the side, rolled up her sleeves, pulled Ji Wan directly behind her, stood in front of Widow Xu, dealt with one of them first, and had her own mother-in-law to clean up.
Just imagine, the sister-in-law's height is 1.72 meters, and Widow Xu is only 1.5 meters, and she is crushed in momentum.
"Old pious woman, try to get married again?" The sister-in-law was condescending, staring at Widow Xu with half-squinted eyes, "If you can say so, I will go to the captain tomorrow to recommend you to be a broadcaster, talk every day, don't stop." In my family, in front of me, belittled my little sister, you are really the first one in the world. I don't pee and take pictures, many of our little sisters are married, and you still have the face to say that you don't give a bride price, and you want us to give a dowry. Your face is bigger than my pigs, and your fart stinks worse than. ”
"You, you, you ......" Widow Xu was directly stuttered by her sister-in-law's operation, and before she could finish speaking, she was directly interrupted by her sister-in-law.
"What are you, how? Just now I was so good at talking, everything my mouth can say is going to turn the sky, why are you stuttering now, I can't say it? If you can't say it, I'll get out of here, don't force me to get started, my fist won't be dough pinched. Speaking of getting started, the sister-in-law pulled her sleeves up again, as if she was about to hit someone.
Widow Xu was so frightened that she turned around and ran, and just ran not far before she slipped on the snow on the ground.
The fat man was stunned to press the soft snow out of a sturdy human form, and the snow on the trees on the side was shaken down, and the branches trembled for a long time.
"Little sister, don't take the words of the old pious woman to heart. Our little sister is naturally beautiful, and there will be many people who want to marry in the future. The second sister-in-law comforted on the side, and the sister-in-law also tried to echo on the side.
Ji Wan snorted and laughed, "I'm fine, I just need to work hard to make money now and raise those three little ancestors well." ”
Seeing that Ji Wan was really fine, the family was relieved.
"This shameless old thing, he dares to say such a thing, it's really unclean."
The second brother's strong desire to survive made Ji Wan really impressed, "Daughter-in-law, don't worry, even if you are not pregnant, I will not marry that Xu Die." Listening to the name, you know that it is a mother-in-law who is not indiscriminate, and it will definitely be heaven and earth to take home. It's not as good as you at all, it's filial piety to my father and mother, it's good to handle the relationship between concubines and concubines, and it's very good for my little sister. ”
"You dead look, how can I be as good as you say, aren't these all as they should be? My little sister didn't embarrass me, and bought me such expensive alabaster cream, where am I a person who doesn't know kindness. The second sister-in-law was praised and was embarrassed.
Chen He looked at the two of them, and he didn't have any suspicion because of what happened just now, so he was relieved, but when he turned his head, his face was black and scary, and he scolded angrily, "What did you just say about my daughter in front of outsiders?" Where did you come from, wild goods without a tutor, didn't your parents tell you not to talk nonsense at your in-laws' house? Still counting on my daughter to give you man things? Let me tell you, it's impossible in this life, my mother said it today, the meat, rice, and oil at home are all bought by Xiaowan with money, and it is love to give you food, and it is duty not to give you food. Especially you, Bai Lian, you marry my son, but it doesn't mean that I admit that you are the daughter-in-law of our Ji family, our family temple is small, and we can't accommodate you, you go and pack up and go back to your city now. ”
After teaching the-stirring stick, Chen He aimed his firepower at his third son again, "What about you!" I don't think I ever gave birth to your son, it's too embarrassing for me. My mother has lived for most of her life, and I have never seen a man who can't control her mother-in-law, and your mother-in-law slanders your little sister so much, and you don't make a statement. I can't figure it out, what do you mean, I let you turn the world up there, do I? ”
Now Ji Ren was in a hurry, and hurriedly spoke, "Mother, how can you say that!" I still want to support you, and this time I came back to take you and your father back to live in the city. ”
Chen He waved his hand, looking impatient, "Don't, you people in the city, I can't be blessed." Look at your mother-in-law like that, you don't know how to torture me. Besides, my mother is not only your son, Ji Zhong Ji Guo will support me, and your little sister is also raising me now, and she will hand over the money to me. I'm living a good life here, why go to your place to find guilt, okay, you two hurry up, it's really bad luck, and I won't let my mother have a good time during the New Year. ”
"Daddy, my dear father. I know my mother-in-law is not good, I will definitely teach her a good lesson later, you can let us go back after the Spring Festival! Ji Ren saw that his mother was hard-hearted, and immediately went to hug his father's thigh.
The two small ones on the side, when they heard that their milk was going to drive them away, they immediately howled, "Wow, let's not go, there are so many delicious foods here, my mother said, these are all mine, why drive us away." ”
"That's it, I also saw that my aunt has a red cloth, and I want my mother to make me beautiful clothes."
Hey, this is treating us as a big grudge?
Originally, the father was still a little soft-hearted, after all, it was his own son, but as soon as he heard this, he stopped smoking cigarettes, and directly smoked a big mouth in Ji Ren's face, "Bastard thing, teach such a little rabbit cub, hurry up, now immediately." ”
Now, if you don't leave, Ji Ren covered the swollen left side of his face that was slapped by his father, and could only pull the family to clean up his things and get out.
The house was instantly quiet and terrifying, and the sister-in-law immediately stood up and heated up.
"Little sister, when can you eat the bacon you made? I've been hungry for days, and I always smell when I wake up at night to go to the bathroom. "My sister-in-law has been staring at smoked bacon for a long time, and she is looking at smoked bacon all the time.
"Today's Spring Festival, I'll make bacon for everyone to eat in the evening, if it's delicious, I'm smoking it." In the past few days, the bacon has not rested from morning to night, and the peanut shells continue to be put when the smoke is gone.
I had to have a big meal in the evening, so I didn't do anything at noon, the staple food was steamed buns, and I fried a pot of hot and sour shredded potatoes and cabbage vermicelli stewed large intestines.
The two pregnant women in the family especially love to eat sour and hot shredded potatoes, which is very appetizing, and basically eats most of the pot.
While eating, Ji Wan saw that the eyes of the three little cubs were red and swollen, obviously crying.
"Good boys, my mother is going to the town, there is an elder brother in the town, he will live at home at night in half a month, take you to meet him, do you want to go?"
All three dolls were enthusiastic, "Think about it." ”
"Mother, I want to buy toys."
Dabao was embarrassed and twisted, "Mother, I still want to buy books." ”
"Okay, good, buy them all." Ji Wan changed his words and hugged the three children, "Since my mother promised to buy you what you want, can you tell my mother why your eyes are red when you eat at noon, is someone bullying you?" ”
The three dolls bowed their heads in tacit agreement, and no one spoke.
"You don't tell your mother anything now, my mother is a little sad!"
As soon as Xiaobao heard that his mother was sad, he pounced on Ji Wan, "Xiangxiang Niang is not sad, Xiaobao has no secrets." ”