Chapter 144: The Dirtiest Pig in the Alliance!

"Brother, isn't it? Fly me in a double row! ”

Before Chen Luoyang saw it, the barrage had already been brushed up.

"Quick, double chops with sassy pigs!"

"Last year, the pig burned his mouth, and he didn't recover for several days."

"Hahahaha, smoking in reverse, I'm going to laugh to death!"

……

The barrage brushed wildly, and Chen Luoyang was also stunned.

Former IG top single PDD, the world's No. 1 prince, can be said to be the founder of Lightspeed EQ, and was known as the most sassy pig in the League of Legends in his previous life.

However, it is 2016, and the ghost animal video that is popular all over the Internet probably appeared at this time.

Although the current PDD is a first-line big anchor, it has not yet become the first brother of the platform.

In fact, in his previous life, it was only after Grandpa Lu was cold that PDD Betta Fish evolved to the position of the first brother after the rebroadcast of PDD.

Although PDD has retired, he has always maintained a good relationship with people in the circle.

A few days ago, I came to EDG and slaughtered the factory director's bungalow.

"Brother, I've been having a hard time scoring lately."

Chen Luoyang smiled and directly accepted the invitation of the double row.

"It's been a long time since I've seen you."

"Hey, you kid, I used to blast me in the national uniform, but now I'm not used to running Hanbok, come and come to double row, these batches of people say I eat every day, I urgently need a thigh."

PDD's face was full of bitterness, maybe it was because of his age, after this retirement, the state declined too seriously.

"It's okay, take your time, drink more wolfberry water, by the way, smoke less, we still have to protect our professional bodies."

Chen Luoyang said a few words casually, PDD had a major operation in his previous life, and he was still worried at the time, but fortunately, he recovered well later.

"Okay, I've heard about you kid, and you still fight so hard when you win the championship.

Brothers, I have inside information, your sect leader is a fierce man, you don't need to be supervised, and the training time is the longest in EDG! ”

PDD is also full of emotion, EDG everyone said that Chen Luoyang is talented, diligent and self-disciplined, and even takes EDG a group of people to go to the gym every day, who doesn't want to have such teammates.

A positive life will also drive the people around you.

"Well, I've heard that the players on the LCK side are stricter, and many teams train for 17 hours a day, so of course we have to work a little harder."

Chen Luoyang doesn't think that the seventeen hours on the LCK side is very scientific, but compared to the LPL side, it is undoubtedly a lot harder.

"Do you want to play hanbok?"

Chen Luoyang looked at the time, it is also good to relax occasionally, training this thing is not to look at the time, but to look at the state.

"Hanbok, I'm only drilled three, come to the national uniform, find a trumpet, by the way, you have a number in the national uniform, right?"

PDD asked, after the season update, I don't know if I can double row with Chen Luoyang, and I still can't row with him.

"Yes, I'll see, one drill should be enough."

Chen Luoyang put on his own account and added PDD's friend, who is still the familiar Shen Mengangzhi.

"I'll go, how can you drill one, teacher?"

Chen Luoyang was numb, and he played a few qualifying matches, that is, drilled a position.

But PDD has played more than 100 times, why is it still drilling?

"Hey, don't say it, these people are fiercer than the other, and catching me is a mess, and the buds don't give a chance at all."

PDD waved his hand, with a helpless face, these people in the current national uniform want to step on him, retired professional players, although they are famous, but they are also easy to become a stepping stone for others.

The speed of two people in a double row is still relatively fast, Chen Luoyang is on the first floor, and PDD is on the fifth floor.

And the second and third floors are also famous masters of the national costume.

"Brother, your hidden score is not low......"

PDD was stunned, although Chen Luoyang is only one in the rank now, but the people in this row are not bad at all.

After all, it was the first in the national service last season, and the people who were ranked were all fierce.

These are all well-known anchors in the national costume, Ruiwen passerby Wang Heibai, the perennial king's ancient hand feather, and Sima Lao Thief.

pressed on these people to get the first floor, Chen Luoyang's hidden score is a bit high!

"Wow, it's actually you guys, just now the barrage also said that the sect leader returned to the national uniform and slaughtered Dianyi with the prostitute teacher."

On the public screen, black and white spoke directly.

He is a fan of Chen Luoyang, and the players who play Ruiwen in the entire national service are not unconvinced by Chen Luoyang.

The first Ruiwen in the national costume can only be Chen Luoyang.

"Do you want to fight, I can fight in the jungle."

"No, you pick a position, I'll fill in the position."

Chen Luoyang didn't agree, and he also knew that without Ruiwen's strength would drop a lot, so he couldn't take Ruiwen to the jungler.

Seeing that Chen Luoyang took the initiative to give up his position, the others were quickly assigned.

Black and white walked on the road, Gu Shouyu Widow was in the jungle, PDD consciously assisted, and Chen Luoyang got the mid laner position.

"What ...... take?"

Chen Luoyang glanced at the barrage, and the screen was full of Ikeyasuo mixed with some other heroes.

Looking at the banned Ike on the other side, Chen Luoyang decided.

"Death is like the wind, always with me!"

Wind Sword, Yasuo!

Although it was a mid-laner, Chen Luoyang still killed.

Seamless e, landing double wind, smooth operation, even if the opponent is the first tsar in the national service, he can't stop him.

The reason why he ranks invincible is that Rank values personal strength the most, and cooperation, routines, and hero pools are not important.

With his current strength, playing the national service is not even a top king game, it is simply a Raptors crossing the river.

In ten minutes, Chen Luoyang was superb.

The 9-0 stats are unmatched.

However, the total head-to-head ratio is 12-23.

In addition to him, his own four teammates combined have a record of 3-23......

Completely on the side of the slaughter.

Glancing at the PDD controlling the 0-7-0 auxiliary hammer stone, Chen Luoyang was shocked.

PDD wouldn't be here to mess with his mentality.

As soon as the camera turned, I once again saw that PDD staged a wave of yellow star triplets.

RQR was completely empty, and the last lantern was also thrown at the feet of the other party, and it was trampled on and failed to save its own ADC.

"No, you're not playing me, teacher, are you, Huang Xing's three-in-a-row advanced version?"

"Huh? That can't be, I can't hammer the stone like this, what's wrong today......"

PDD hurriedly denied it, shaking his head like a rattle.

If it weren't for the live broadcast, he would have wanted Xiao Ming to fight on his behalf.

It's really a dish.

"Maybe it's you, I'm too relaxed."

As soon as PDD finished speaking, bad news came from the next road, and the adc Jinx on the opposite side was double killed.

The head-to-head ratio came to 12-25.

And PDD was originally able to replace the opponent's anti-tower assistance, but the Q that was close to the face was reversed......

"Ahem, this ...... I was so nervous. ”

"It's over, teacher prostitute, you're not too tight, it's too loose......"

Chen Luoyang people are numb, who do you imply with this reverse q??

Seeing this wave of PDD operations, the barrage in the live broadcast room also exploded, and the effect of the program exploded.

"Hahaha, man's tightness? Passionate! ”

"The Real ...... of the Dish"

"There's an inner ghost, terminate the transaction!!"

……

"Why don't we order it......"

PDD asked, this one seems to be a little difficult.

"It's okay, I'm growing well, just keep me."

Chen Luoyang took a deep breath, his Yasuo development exploded, as long as the widow could cooperate, he could easily destroy the opponent's back-row double C.

"That's it, let's add a lottery, you can turn the tables in this game, I'll give you eight uncles, if you lose, how about you put on a show?"

PDD smiled cheaply, he didn't pay so much attention to the victory or defeat of Rank, and he couldn't fall into drill one for a while.

As a big anchor, the effect of the show is still needed.

"Eight hundred? Yes, I'll be c! ”

Chen Luoyang immediately came to his senses, but soon became vigilant again.

"Teacher prostitute, you can't play me to save money, right?"

"No, no, I'm not an actor, I'm a real drip hehehe......"

The demonic laughter of the pig made Chen Luoyang speechless for a while.

At this moment, something happened to the jungler.

Gu Shouyu was bombed by the blind monk opposite.

nnight, killing kamikaze.

One of the three blind monks in the national uniform, and the first blind monk in the national uniform in the future.

"I still have the strength to kill the kamikaze......"

Chen Luoyang also focused.

After demolishing the first tower in the middle lane, Chen Luoyang began to wander, the widow made up the line in the middle lane, and his Yasuo was staring at the blind monk.

No matter where the blind monk went, he followed him, like a shadow.

There were nine people in the audience, the blind monk Q punishment touched the eye and kicked the roundabout, the widow E flashed the geometric bucket, Rui Wen R flashed w light speed QA, and even the tsar played the operation of the Autumn Peak Mountain Drift Weq Flash R.

The nine people in the audience were showing off their skills, and only PDD was beating up.

However, in the end, Chen Luoyang still lost.

The five people on the opposite side seized their opportunity to fight the big dragon, a wave of studs, although Chen Luoyang won four kills, but his teammates fell too fast, and Jinx on the opposite side killed him with a single shot.

The first tower in the middle road, the second tower......

Before they could be resurrected, it was like crazy to take Lori Jinx away, and the pleasure of guilt was constantly refreshing, and the crystal was removed all the way, and it was almost cool to the sky......

"Wo go, what's wrong with this, I can't accept it!"

Chen Luoyang is numb, Jinx, the hero is too perverted.

Solo with a line of troops directly in the middle from a tower to the crystal?

This is too dreamy, isn't it?

"Hahahahahehehehe......he Okay, you perform the show, I'll go to your live broadcast room to watch it, and I won't bully you, you can choose it yourself, whether it's dancing or singing or something......"

PDD smiled cheaply, the most well-known top passer-by king in the national costume performed his talents, and the effect of this show exploded!!

"Ahem, I'll sing."

Chen Luoyang took a deep breath, and the barrage instantly brushed up.

"Don't! Good brothers, don't open your mouth, they are all your own people! ”

"It's over, the e-sports death song is online!"

"Woo woo, hurry up and turn off the microphone and blanch ......"

……

Looking at the funny scene on the barrage, Chen Luoyang rolled his eyes, e-sports dead song?

That's because you haven't heard Xiaohu's "Lying" and Ah Shui's "Queen of Heaven......

"This song is also an old song, "Brother Hug", everyone should have heard it."

Chen Luoyang cleared his throat, and the song was first released in Pang Long's album "Beautiful".

It was released on April 8, 2013.

"Ahem, wait for me to brew my emotions."

After a long time, PDD used their mobile phones to watch Chen Luoyang's live broadcast, and many PDD's sailors also opened their tiger teeth, ready to watch Chen Luoyang sing.

In the LPL group, I don't know who said a word, but as a result, half of the LPL blew up, and they all came to Chen Luoyang's live broadcast room.

The EDG people even moved a small bench to the back, and the close Saint Spear Brother and Crystal Brother rushed over from the snake team.

"Why are you here......"

Chen Luoyang was dumbfounded, he was embarrassed by so many people watching.

"Ahem, I'll find an accompaniment."

When it felt almost over, Chen Luoyang began to search for accompaniment, which made the audience a little impatient.

"Don't look at his long eyebrows and clear eyes, I'm sure he doesn't sing very well, don't ask me how I know, back then, my prodigal son Liu Sanshao was good at everything, and he had a face no less than Chen Luoyang, but he couldn't sing hahaha hiccup......"

PDD looked at Chen Luoyang while drinking water, he was still curious about Chen Luoyang's performance.

However, Chen Luoyang's first sentence made him spray directly.

"Brother, you're fat, you've gotten fat."

"I can't cover my belly and belly, the truth about obesity......

Brother, you have changed and become heavy.

Think about it, those meals that eat into your stomach......"

PDD only finished the first sentence and spit out the water he had just drunk in his mouth.

The whole person fell directly from the chair.

The expression on his face was a little skeptical of life.

What song is this?

He had never heard such an outrageous song in his life!!

Someone even sang to himself: "Brother, you are fat...... What the hell is this??? ”

And at the same time, half of the LPL's audience was boiling.

The LPL group even posted Chen Luoyang's live broadcast link, and many professional players had complicated faces.

"Damn, this song is amazing! Laughed at me. ”

"Isn't this just a song written for PDD?"

"Oh my mom, my dad broke in and beat me, not to say that I laughed and attracted wolves......"

"Although I suspect that he did it on purpose, I can't help but hahahaha!!"

……

Chen Luoyang's song only sang a beginning, and the sailors in the live broadcast room couldn't resist it.

The live broadcast effect is also full in an instant.

And the popularity of the live broadcast room also exploded instantly, directly to the popularity of 7 million.

And Chen Luoyang coughed, but chose to continue singing.

"Brother, our fat grows under the skin

Meat that grows over time.

Brother, you said it, and you won't eat it in the future

……”

Although Chen Luoyang is not good at singing, this word is really magical, and many people who sing directly have forgotten the original lyrics.

And the PDD deity was already stunned.

Chen Luoyang's singing voice came from the mobile phone, which made him feel like he was on pins and needles.

The pony and Takada on the side had already leaned forward and backwards, and they couldn't stand it.

And on the Internet, fans can't be calm at this moment.

"I'm stunned, this lyric is too talented!"

"Kneel, I successfully forgot the original ......"

"Originally, I was almost depressed today because my girlfriend was green, but now I have put it down after listening to this song......"

……

In front of the camera, PDD's face was very strange, and he only felt a little crying and laughing.

"It's good to sing, don't sing next time."

PDD's words made the sailors in the live broadcast room even happier.

And the EDG club, Abu and Mingkai are simply amazing.

Why is he handsome, strong, and able to adapt songs?

Is Chen Luoyang a little foul......

Tieba, Douyin, Weibo, Chen Luoyang's song became popular in an instant.

Especially the up master of station b, he has edited countless ghost animal videos.

……

"Okay, prostitute teacher, the punishment is over, let's continue? I'll sing even if I lose this time! ”

Chen Luoyang raised his eyebrows with a smile, and the PDD on the other side was full of bitterness, he didn't know who he was punishing.

"Believe my brother, it was definitely an accident just now, and I will play a single game in the next game, and I won't practice heroes."

"Okay. Seeing that I am mighty and invincible, I chose the list at that time, in fact, I also had the influence of the prostitute teacher. ”

Chen Luoyang shrugged his shoulders and broke a little.

However, fifteen minutes later, the PDD giant Narlai crossed the tower in the middle of the lane, and the AW was completely empty, flashing the Nyorai Divine Palm to send the opponent thousands of miles away......

The entire live broadcast room instantly fell into an awkward silence.

"I'm sorry teacher prostitution, you really didn't play me, I believe it."

After Chen Luoyang finished speaking, PDD was autistic.

didn't act, isn't that the real thing?

He was aggrieved like a three-hundred-pound child.

At this time, a rocket directly appeared in Chen Luoyang's live broadcast room.

"Thank you Deyun for smiling at Sun Yalong's Huya No. 1."

Chen Luoyang raised his eyebrows, and the PDD on the other side completely broke the defense.

", Sun Yalong, this person, really TM, has been watching the live broadcast??"

Chen Luoyang sighed and became more serious.

He felt that playing qualifying with PDD was more tiring than the game.

It's completely weight-bearing training, and he's still a fat man of 300 pounds.

In this qualifying, I lost again......

The champion premiered the national costume diamond rank for the second consecutive kneeling, and the effect of the program can be said to be full.

"Luo Luo, let me tell you, there is a reason why I am empty, the cube dragon was old and empty, I ......"

"Well, I'm still going to fulfill my promise first, and then sing one."

After Chen Luoyang finished speaking, PDD's face couldn't help but change.

Chen Luoyang sang well just now, but it was too funny!

"I won't dub it this time, I made up my own words, interested friends can dub it, remember to send it to me hahaha!"

Chen Luoyang smiled thief, PDD who was still yy didn't know what was waiting for him.

"Ahem, I'll brew it."

After Chen Luoyang finished speaking, he closed his eyes directly, and then turned off the camera.

The question marks in the live broadcast room are ignored.

No way, it's too embarrassing......

And at this time, the EDG crowd was also interested.

Chen Luoyang sang just now, but he showed them all.

Don't talk about it now, I'm really looking forward to it.

"I'm the sassiest pig in League of Legends...... A division of troops was dispatched from the opposite side to kill me, and I still developed into a sassy pig, and I also escaped many waves of encirclement and suppression from them...... I dropped the cigarette on the floor, picked it up and smoked it upside down, and smoked the burning TM into my mouth...... Don't talk about Sun Yalong's convoy, okay...... Toy cars, remote control cars, toy toy remote control cars, we accidentally ran over them and didn't know we ran them over ......"

Chen Luoyang's ghost animal voice matched the extremely cheerful lyrics, and all the viewers in the live broadcast room were stunned.

"My god, what kind of fairy anchor is this?"

"Look at PDD hahaha

"Jinnima's outrageous!"

That's a good word! There is no dubbing of the big guy! ”

"I've squatted at station b, make it and knock me!"

……

Listening to the sound coming from the headset, PDD's face turned black at first, then green, and finally rosy.

The word Chen Luoyang uses the live broadcast quotations that he is most familiar with, and it sounds very kind.

But when this is sung in public, it is too embarrassing for Gil!

"Brother, how about we do it again? I lost the live dance this time! ”

PDD said a little unwillingly, wanting to prove himself.

"I'm sorry, teacher, I have something ...... something."

After Chen Luoyang finished speaking, PDD also understood, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

"Well, the club's business? Then let's play again next time, I'll practice again and we'll make an appointment. ”

PDD got off the donkey downhill, he couldn't lie down by himself, and he didn't have the face to continue to pull Chen Luoyang.

"Okay, see you next time."

The barrage in the live broadcast room also invariably brushed up "I have something......

After the two of them exchanged pleasantries, Chen Luoyang withdrew from the YY channel and sighed.

"Don't sigh, come, accompany me to practice two to find a feel."

The factory director patted Chen Luoyang on the shoulder and directly turned on his computer.

"Uh, okay."

Chen Luoyang sat up, fought his spirit, and played two qualifying games with PDD, and he felt more tired than playing a BO5......

Ming Kai shrugged, it was a waste of time to let Chen Luoyang and PDD double row, it was better to accompany him to practice heroes.

"It's the national uniform, I'm too lazy to change the number."

“ok!!”

The factory director agreed, and went directly to his national uniform.

As one of the thighs of the national uniform, although it is a trumpet, it also has the level of 400 points of the master, and it is almost the king.

……

"Pony, number one! I don't believe it today, Sprout, can I Liu Mou be so dish? When has the national uniform been so fierce. ”

"Here ......

Xiaoma's real name is Ma Yanyi, and he is also a friend and subordinate of PDD, the strongest centaur in the national service, a no-hand, if it weren't for the problem with the hero pool, it would be a problem to play professionally.

The two of them are in a double row together, because Chen Luoyang is a tiger tooth and PDD is a battle flag, so after Chen Luoyang left YY Voice, PDDD did not continue to watch Chen Luoyang's live broadcast.

A minute later, it was successfully lined up.

"Clearlove joins the party chat!"

"Join the team to chat!"

"Yihan joined the party to chat!"

"Pony AA joins the party for chat!"

……

The atmosphere became awkward for a while.

The audience in the live broadcast room bent over with laughter.

"Crashed? Hahahaha!! ”

"Isn't there something??"

", what's the matter with the factory director?"

"Sao Pig is disgusted, hahaha!"

"The factory director is lying down ...... gun"

……

Shen Mengangzhi, "What a coincidence, brother." ”

Yihan: "It's really ...... coincidence"

Pony AA: "Poofhahaha, don't you have something?" ”

Chen Luoyang, the leader of the Demon Sect: "That's right, double row with the factory director, the business arranged by the club, I don't believe you ask the factory ......."

Pony AA: "I'm smiling, it's so real bro, it's all a terrible day!" ”

……

With ponies here, it's not a big problem to get on the road.

Chen Luoyang and Nakano, the factory director, also successfully brought up the rhythm and dragged PDD to win this qualifying.

Looking at the interface of his victory, Chen Luoyang never felt that he was so happy today......

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I guess no one is there in the middle of the night

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