Chapter 249: Caught Two Big Fat Guys'
"Hey, you three fat people, listen up, at present, Haotian and I are not interested in joining any forces, either drink wine and eat meat, or leave, don't provoke us, otherwise you will all be knocked out and carried back to the village."
Shi Zhongyu sat there and ate meat, drank wine in a big bowl, worked hard for a while, a wild cow, and three jars of fine wine.
The plates here are all special, containing Qiankun, specially used to hold huge food, quite luxurious.
The most important thing is that the liquor here is special, and it is refined with a special secret recipe, so that even if the Venerable One comes, he can get drunk without actively refining the liquor.
Therefore, Shi Zhongyu was a little drunk under such a painful drink, and accidentally seemed to expose a little something.
Hearing Shi Zhongyu's words, the three women were not angry, and they all found their own places to sit down.
However, Fairy Yuechan was thoughtful, and she remembered that she was caught by mistake, especially the other party's smotherly stick technique, which was so skillful that she couldn't react at all.
On top of that, she was literally knocked unconscious for a while.
This matter has become a thorn in Yuechan's heart, the speaker has no intention, the listener has a heart, Yuechan suddenly stared at Shi Zhongyu, and began to estimate in her heart, is it possible that this guy did it.
And what was the purpose of Shi Zhongyu knocking her out, could it be that she Yuechan had no charm at all, so she threw her away in order to take away a animal skin storage bag on her body.
Even Ziyuechan's heart is rippling at this moment, and it is very uncalm.
"Come, Sister Yuechan, let's have a drink."
The fox essence is very sensitive, his eyes are shining, he stared at Shi Zhongyu and looked at it, and then looked at Fairy Yuechan, and raised his glass to invite.
Yuechan didn't speak, she subconsciously picked up the wine glass and drank it all, and soon two blushes appeared on her face.
Yuechan woke up at this time, she usually uses tea instead of wine, and rarely drinks alcohol, but today she was in a trance, so she drank it directly.
The witch didn't speak, but she seemed to have guessed something in her heart, and she pretended to be nothing, and invited wine everywhere.
Next, everyone tacitly only talked about some anecdotes, but they didn't discuss those bad things.
Fairy Yuechan was reluctant to drink at first, but in the end, under the persuasion of everyone, she drank a lot unconsciously.
Shi Zhongyu deliberately relaxed, did not deliberately refine the wine, and let the alcohol attack, otherwise with his eight kidneys, there was no possibility of getting drunk at all.
The witch was in a good mood, she also drank too much, she felt that she had discovered a big secret, Yuechan Nanazi disappeared for several hours last time, something must have happened.
Moreover, Yuechan seemed to be eyeing Shi Zhongyu, if there was nothing, she saw Yuechan grinding her teeth many times looking in the direction of Shi Zhongyu.
The witch thought of the last time in Beihai, Shi Zhongyu's means of imprisoning her spirit body, and then contacted Yuechan, she felt that she had guessed the matter.
Even she suspected that Yuechan must have been knocked unconscious, otherwise she would not have been able to be at peace with Shi Zhongyu all the time, and just now when she heard that kid say "all stunned", her heart suddenly fluctuated.
I have to say that the witch's discerning eyes, combined with her own secret art of penetrating people's hearts, are in some ways like mind reading.
"If you don't get drunk and don't return, thousands of years later, whether you can still drink together, less intrigues, and more free and easy, is the pursuit of my generation of cultivators, great freedom, great freedom, great leisure, and immortality."
Shi Zhongyu drank too much, and couldn't help but say what he had read in the online article in his previous life.
The eyes of Fairy Yuechan and the witch who looked at Shi Zhongyu changed, and they couldn't imagine that the barbarians who came out of this barbaric village could say such things.
Great freedom, great leisure, immortality, sounds simple, but it sums up all the pursuits of the monk.
But who can really do that?
It's so hard!
"Brother, didn't you tell me that the purpose of cultivation is to become stronger, grab a few more big fat people and go back to the village to have children?"
Shi Hao also drank too much, too many things happened today, most of the depression in his heart dissipated, and the rest was to find his parents, grandfather, and fight with Shi Yi, who had heavy pupils, but had grievances.
"Haotian, you are not allowed to listen to Brother Huangtian's nonsense, you look at Uncle Jiao, Uncle Hu, they all have only one mother-in-law."
Huo Ling'er also drank too much, and she was about to hang on Shi Hao's body, and said angrily.
"Giggles, Huangtian, look at Yuechan, why don't I help you and knock her out, you can do whatever you want."
The witch has been secretly refining her drinking power, and then pretending to be drunk and coaxing.
"Hehe, Susu, I prefer vixens, don't you know?"
Shi Zhongyu was drunk, said what was in his heart, and walked staggeringly, but he inadvertently used his real skills.
As soon as his figure flashed, he appeared next to the witch, and the witch wanted to dodge, but he followed him like a shadow, directly took him domineeringly in his arms, carried it on his shoulder, and slapped her plump buttocks.
"Susu, where is your tail?"
Shi Zhongyu was drunk and still remembered that there had always been nine beautiful tails behind the witch that were crystal clear and white as the moonlight, but now they were gone.
"Ah, you bad embryo, let me go."
The witch Su Su was stunned, Shi Zhongyu showed too fast just now, and she didn't look like a Spirit Transformation Realm cultivator at all.
How did she know that with Shi Zhongyu's talent to open up the Thirteen Cave Heavens, in a rune realm like hers, he could fight a hundred of them one by one, shoot with all his strength, and easily suppress them, which was no different from fighting the Seven Cave Heavens in the Ten Cave Heavenly Yue Realm.
Otherwise, he wouldn't be in the Cave Heaven Realm, and the dark cage would have dragged away his spiritual will villain.
Witches originally treated people with spirit bodies, she had too many ghost thoughts, and she was born into a demon sect with a particularly serious intrigue like the Heaven Interception Sect, and she was the best at protecting herself.
Today is more special, in order to show her sincerity, she used the deity.
Of course, there is also the idea of fighting with that Yuechan.
Now she is stealing chickens and rice, she has pitted herself, her self-righteous strength and means are nothing in front of Shi Zhongyu, and she was easily captured alive.
"Haha, Sister Susu hid her fox tail, you can look for it."
Yuechan Fairy was fluttering in white, she really drank too much, and when she saw the witch being captured, she happily walked to Shi Zhongyu and had a bad idea.
"Emperor, you dare!"
The witch screamed, feeling that the big hands of some bastard were really groping around, she resisted violently, and nine fox tails appeared at the same time, she was really scared, and had to give in and take the initiative to call out the tail.
Of course, her tail is also the most powerful attack method of the Nine-Tailed Sky Fox, and the Nine-Tails moved in unison, but instead of attacking Shi Zhongyu, Yuechan, who was making fun of her at hand, was wrapped up.
Shi Zhongyu took it in his hand, and he controlled the willow waist of Yuechan Fairy's sharp curves and Yingying's hand.
"Haha, you're good, let's go, follow me back to the village."
Shi Zhongyu's arm shook, and he easily carried Yuechan to his shoulder, laughed, staggered, and was about to leave the Star Picking Tower.
Shi Hao and Huo Ling'er were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so they coaxed loudly, and said that they would simply suppress the sixteenth princess Shi Rui'er.
The sixteenth princess, who was also slightly drunk next to her, was dumbfounded, she never thought that things would be like this.
Those are the two proud daughters of the extraterritorial heavens, the witch and the fairy, who were carried away like this?
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