Chapter 236: Do You Look Like a Human?

ps:The previous chapter can't be released for the time being.,I put it in the group.,If you feel that the plot is incoherent, you can add a group.,The group number is placed at the end of the chapter.

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"My lady took advantage of my absence to fool around with others at home and was caught by me!"

Fahai, who had been calm and relaxed, heard this, his face became full of shock, Tengteng took a few steps back, and looked up at the sky above the house.

In a dimension that ordinary people can't observe, there are two giant snakes entrenched in the sky, and in the bloody mouth of the white snake, there is also a strangely shaped ghost head lantern.

"No, I'm not in the wrong place, am I?"

After thinking about it, Fahai, whose expression had recovered to the same as before, came back to Dao Lu Wu, and said with a little embarrassment: "The donor said with a smile." ”

"This is a matter between you and your husband, and I am a monk who is not easy to ask."

"Oh." Lu Wu responded, seeming a little disappointed: "Isn't this a strange thing?" ”

"Then nothing else."

"My good wife is a good housekeeper, my sister-in-law is beautiful and cute, and her business is thriving, and now I lack a child, and my life will be complete."

Fahai frowned, feeling that something was wrong: "Donor, I don't want to ask you this. ”

"Forget it, I'll just say it."

"Your lady is beautiful?"

Lu Wu's face was full of vigilance: "What do you mean?" ”

The scholar in front of him took a half-step back, which made Fahai feel offended, especially in the eyes of his lust demon barrier that had not been cleared.

"Donor, I repeat, I'm a monk!"

It's okay not to say this, but as soon as he said this, Lu Wu's face was full of disdain: "It's the flowers that you monks only play." ”

"Besides, my lady is both beautiful and beautiful, that is, the Buddha has to bow down under her pomegranate skirt when he sees it, you are just a monk."

"Shut up!" A trace of ruthlessness flashed in Fahai's eyes: "If you insult my Buddha again, I will definitely break you into ten thousand pieces!" ”

Who knows, Lu Wu replied with a smile: "Great monk, you have broken the precepts." ”

He stretched out two fingers and shook them in front of Fahai's eyes: "Anger ring, killing ring, you will commit two at once." ”

It's a pity that his provocation seems to have had the opposite effect.

"Amitabha."

Fahai, who was still angry just now, became calm again after chanting a Buddha name.

"Donor, I won't sell anything to you anymore."

"To tell you the truth, your lady is actually a goblin!"

Lu Wu's face was full of horror, but no matter how he looked at it, it was fake: "Ah, no! ”

"Donor, don't make a mistake about yourself!" Fahai was a little angry: "You can see the demonic aura in this place every few hundred miles, isn't there anyone to tell you?" ”

"Oh, I think there is." Lu Wu recalled: "There was a heavenly master before, and he also said that there were monsters in my house. ”

Fahai's face was really like this: "What about later? ”

"Later..."Lu Wu touched his stomach and muttered for a moment: "Later, I don't know where I went, anyway, I never saw it again." ”

"It seems to be a small path that does not go into the stream." Fahai said proudly.

Lu Wu diverted the topic: "Zen Master Fahai said that my lady is a demon, so what kind of demon is she?" ”

"The thousand-year-old white snake has become a refinement."

"Ahh Lu Wu's expression was even more exaggerated, and he asked tremblingly: "Then her sister Xiaoqing..."

"Yes, that's also a demon, a green snake that has been on the road for five hundred years."

Fahai followed the good and seduced: "Donor, please think carefully, your acquaintance and interaction, until today, is there a strange everywhere? ”

Lu Wu became more and more into the play: "But... But the two sisters are so good to me, how can they be demons? ”

Fahai shook his head with a smile: "Donor, this is exactly what makes the snake demon so powerful. ”

"She tempted you with her beauty, you lost your guard, and finally she used her magic power to suck away all your essence and blood, and when the time comes, even Da Luo Jin Immortal will go down to earth, and she won't be able to save you!"

Lu Wu recalled that at the end of the night battle last night, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing had dull expressions and weak appearances, and couldn't help but think, who was sucking whom?

So, he shouted at Monk Hai:

"I'm willing to indulge in women!"

Fahai's face immediately turned gloomy, and he glared at the obsessive scholar in front of him like an angry King Kong.

But seeing that the scholar was not afraid at all, he asked sadly: "After talking about it for a long time, my lady is a demon." ”

"That Fahai Zen Master, let me ask you..."

"Look at me... Like a human? ”

When Fahai heard this, he shook off the dust, knotted the law seal in his hand, and said vigilantly: "What do you mean? ”

Who knew that Lu Wu instantly changed his appearance as an honest scholar, and said happily: "It's okay, it's okay, I just want to know..."

"Didn't you just say that you are a monk who is not happy to ask about the matter between our husband and wife?"

"In this way, my lady is a demon, and she has a fart relationship with you?"

"You!" Fahai's face was a little unbearable, and he said angrily: "It's hard to persuade the damned ghost with good words, you look for death by yourself, and the poor monk can't save you!" ”

Lu Wu hugged his arms and leaned against the door frame: "I live very well, and I don't bother the big monk to worry about it." ”

Seeing that he didn't get oil and salt, Fahai had no choice but to calmly advise: "Donor, it doesn't matter if you don't believe in poor monks. ”

"Just on the fifth day of the fifth month of May, at three o'clock in the afternoon, when the sun is at its peak, you persuade your lady to drink three glasses of realgar wine."

"When the time comes, it will be clear whether she is a human or a demon."

"Oh, got it. Lu Wu was about to close the door with a perfunctory sound: "Thank you for reminding me, great monk, come back when you have time." ”

The door slammed shut, and Fahai's eyelids jumped.

He could clearly feel that the scholar would not take his opinion at all, but it didn't matter, he would come again after the Duanyang Festival.

At that time, if the scholar is still obsessed, then he will have to take some measures.

After thinking about it, Fahai shook the dust and turned away, chanting in his mouth:

"I am compassionate."

On the other side, Lu Wu returned to the bedroom, and as soon as he entered, he found that the sisters had woken up, and they were hugging each other at this time, doing some games to increase their feelings.

The two delicate bodies that are so white that they are dazzling are entangled, making people's heads a little dizzy.

"What are you playing, take me one!"

Lu Wuwei screamed and threw himself on the bed, which caused a punch and kick from the sisters.

"Xianggong, you're so annoying~"

"Brother-in-law, you're so bad!"

"Still called brother-in-law?" Lu Wu grabbed one of the delicate lovely people and didn't let go.

"Oops, Xianggong~"

......

Lu Wu sat on the bed on his back as usual, but the white snake and green snake on both sides were already out of breath and exhausted.

"Xianggong, who knocked on the door before?" Bai Suzhen leaned on her lover's shoulder socket and asked lazily.

"What knocked, who knocked?" Xiaoqing is still a little confused.

Lu Wu stroked the smooth skin on both sides, and said casually: "Nobody, it's just a great monk named Fahai." ”

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