Chapter 345: You're Miserable, You're Falling in Love!

The clown and a few ordinary gangsters wanted to leave Lu Wu behind, which was basically wishful thinking.

The moment they pulled the trigger, Lu Wu's whole person turned into a piece of cards, scattering in all directions.

The clown was angry, but he was helpless, and he was already a little more wary of Lu Wu in his heart.

For this reason, he deliberately changed his original plan in case something really happened to Harry Quinn.

And Lu Wu, who successfully got out, went non-stop to meet the next customer.

This client is not a new character, it is none other than a witch who just appeared not long ago.

The two had brief contact at the Pentagon and reached a preliminary consensus.

The witch agrees to a request from Lu Wu, and in return, he must help reclaim the witch's heart.

Now, it's time to deliver on that promise.

In the evening, archaeologist Joan Muen's mind falls asleep, and the witch takes the opportunity to come out and move.

Seeing this, Dr. Muon's special forces boyfriend, Rick Fleg, wanted to call his boss to report it, but was threatened by the witch with Dr. Muon's life.

In desperation, Rick gave up the idea of reporting the news and let the witch leave.

The witch then turned into a puff of black smoke and teleported to Ms. Amanda Waller's bedroom, where she successfully joined Lu Wu.

Ms. Waller was lying in bed with her clothes and was asleep, perhaps due to her heavy work during the day or obesity, and they could clearly hear her snoring.

The suitcase containing the heart was placed on the other side of the bed.

The witch pointed to the box, raised her head, and signaled with her eyes that Lu Wu could do it.

As for the reason why she didn't take it herself, it was very simple, Amanda didn't know what technology to install an alarm device on the suitcase.

As soon as the witch, or the host, Joan Muon, gets close to a certain distance, the light on the chest will turn red, and if it gets any closer, the bomb inside the box will detonate, destroying the heart.

So, a witch can only get her heart back if she asks for help from someone else.

But all the people she can reach now are in league with Amanda, and it is basically impossible to help her.

Lu Wu's appearance can be regarded as a solution to her urgent need.

So, the self-proclaimed god of the ancient witch deigned to make a deal with a mortal, although this mortal was not ordinary at all.

"Ms. Waller's heart is so big that she can fall asleep with a bomb in her bed."

Lu Wu hugged his arm and was amazed, but he was pushed from behind.

Looking back, the witch was staring at him angrily, meaning hurry up, don't procrastinate.

The witch is essentially an ancient extradimensional creature who can understand human language, but disdain to use it, and is more accustomed to communicating with people with her movements and eyes.

Under the constant urging of her eyes, Lu Wu walked slowly to the side of the bed and picked up the suitcase.

During this time, Amanda's snoring suddenly stopped, which startled him.

Fortunately, everything went well in the end, Lu Wu succeeded, and the two of them used their teleportation abilities to leave the bedroom and come to the living room.

The only problem now is that the box has a password.

According to Amanda's personality, she will definitely not tell anyone the password, and if she enters it incorrectly, there is a high probability that she will detonate the bomb.

"Becoming an Immortal"

The witch suddenly became anxious, pacing back and forth a few meters away, trying to get close to the box but not daring.

The long-awaited freedom was so close to her, and she couldn't touch it.

However, Lu Wu still looked relaxed, sat cross-legged on the ground, and at the same time put the box in front of him, and said with relief: "Peace of mind, everything is with me." ”

"Since I promised you, it means that I have a way."

Although the witch was still a little restless, she could only give him a little more trust at this juncture.

I saw Lu Wu take out a stack of cards out of nowhere, spread it out on the suitcase, and then turn the first three cards up in turn.

It's just that there is not a circle of candles around, otherwise it would be more like a magic stick than a witch.

"Looks like we had a bit of luck today."

The suits of the three cards made Lu Wu's mood instantly happy.

Then, he put away the cards and rubbed his hands: "Then let's try our luck!" ”

The witch next to her had fallen into a collapse, watching Lu Wu reach for the box but couldn't do anything.

It's a death to walk over, and it's a death to stay here.

It turns out that everything he said has me is just a matter of luck...

But soon, something happened that made the witch jaw-dropping.

Lu Wu casually pressed a few numbers on the combination lock, and when he heard the sound of "click", the green indicator light lit up, and the box actually opened.

"I'll just say I'm lucky today!"

The excited witch immediately wanted to rush over to check, but was stopped by Lu Wu: "Don't move, the bomb hasn't been defused yet, do you want to die?" ”

Although the tone was unfriendly, the witch couldn't help but smile, obediently withdrew her step, and sat down on the ground, her red eyes full of anticipation.

After a while, the bomb fuse was dismantled, and Lu Wu carefully took out the heart that looked like a piece of rotten wood.

The witch couldn't sit still anymore, crawling on the ground on her knees like a puppy, staring straight at what was in his hand, and if she hadn't been apprehensive about the bomb, she would have pounced on it with impatience.

Lu Wu walked up to her with his heart and said with a smile: "I'll do something, don't worry." ”

"As long as the price is right, no matter how difficult things are, I can..."

Before he could finish speaking, the witch snatched his heart and put it on his chest.

In the next second, her heart melted into her body like water, and under the skin on her chest, a green light was flowing.

As the dark green veins crept all over her body, the witch began to tremble and let out a heartfelt moan.

Lu Wu watched this magical scene with interest: "Plug and play, it's very convenient." ”

"By the way, I've done you so much, you won't take revenge."

The increasingly cold witch shook her head and took his hand and placed it on her small but straight chest.

It's like saying, rest assured, I'm never going to do that.

"That's good." Lu Wu took his hand back and wiped it behind his back without leaving a trace: "Next time I let you touch you, remember to take a shower first." ”

The witch tilted her head to look at him, her eyes glinting with a strange light.

Lu Wu immediately changed his words and said, "I mean, the heart is already in hand, and I should go too." ”

"I'll come back to you when I've figured out what I've requested."

As he spoke, cards appeared under his feet.

But the witch suddenly grabbed him, and said with great difficulty, "Stay... Do... My sacrifice, help me... Conquer the world. ”

Lu Wu was surprised that she could open her mouth to speak, but as a principled prodigal son, he decisively refused: "I'm sorry, I'm not interested in conquering the world. ”

"I could... Give you money. The witch seized him at once.

"How much can you give?"

"You want to... How much... Both. ”

Lu Wu unconsciously ran his fingers across the brim of his hat, and began to consider whether this deal was worth it.

"Let me think about it, and I'll get back to you by this time tomorrow."

The witch let go of her hand and took a step back: "Okay, remember... Tomorrow... Come to me. ”

"It's a deal!" Lu Wu smiled and waved goodbye to her, and then turned into a card and disappeared.

But after a few seconds, he reappeared and threw an object to the witch: "I'll give you a small gift, it's a gift, no extra charge." ”

Lu Wu left again, and the witch looked at the clay puppet more than ten centimeters long in her hand, and muttered, "Brother..."

Then, reach out and grab a card floating in the air, turn it over and see that it is suited ———— aces of hearts.

......

The next day, Amanda Waller was woken up by a dozen consecutive phone calls.

The henchman on the phone told her that the witch had escaped and resurrected her brother Bilbo, who was working thousands of kilometers away in Midway.

Amanda, who was still a little delirious, woke up in an instant and jumped up directly from the bed.

After a period of searching, the suitcase was found in the living room.

The initial panic had passed, and she gradually calmed down and called her subordinate, Rick Fleg, over the phone to ask about the previous night.

"For the sake of a woman, let go of such a dangerous thing!"

"You don't deserve to be a soldier at all!"

Rick lowered his head, not daring to refute a word.

"Take your people and go to the Sweet Dreams Prison now to wait for my orders!"

"If you make another mistake this time, you know what will happen!"

When Rick heard this, he immediately left to gather his men, while Amanda drove to the Pentagon.

She wants to turn her disadvantage into an advantage, using this incident as the first shot to make Task Force X famous.

As a result, as soon as he was halfway there, he received an order from the admiral's side.

"Have your circus get to the scene as soon as possible and settle this matter."

Amanda's face, which had always been gloomy, suddenly changed her appearance, and she immediately turned around and rushed to the Sweet Dream Prison.

It's just that the restlessness in her heart makes her feel a little uneasy.

Especially when she heard the news of the witch's escape, there was a question that bothered her for a long time.

Why didn't the witch kill her directly after she got the heart?

As soon as she thought of this, Amanda felt that her surroundings were full of danger, and quickly parked the car on the side of the road and called Rick to send someone to pick her up.

At the same time, a lucky gambler popped into her mind.

The man had an extremely sensitive sense of smell and a first-class ability to save his life in the face of impending danger, and it might have been safer if he had been hired to protect himself.

As soon as I had this idea, someone knocked on the car window.

was so frightened that she took out her gun, but it turned out to be Lu Wu's face that seemed to be smiling forever.

Amanda slowly lowered the window and said coldly, "Why are you here?" Connected, ready to give it back to me? ”

Lu Wu happily flicked the brim of his hat: "I feel that there is business waiting for me here." ”

"Ms. Waller, do you want to try my new bodyguard service, the price is negotiable."

Amanda snorted coldly, "You shouldn't be following me, are you?" ”

Lu Wu looked at her and said in a low voice, "It's too ugly, it's not necessary." ”

"What did you say?"

Facing the increasingly cold eyes of the stout black woman, Lu Wu decisively changed his words: "I mean, how can I follow you, I haven't lived long enough." ”

"Count you as acquaintances!" Amanda said unceremoniously, "I do have something to hire you." ”

"But say yes first, don't expect me to pay."

"However, I can consider slashing off your previous criminal record, or even allowing you to join my team."

"Besides, it must be very uncomfortable not to spend such a large sum of stolen money, Trist?"

"Do you want it to become legal income, but it's tax-free."

After hearing these words, Lu Wu pretended to be moved and said, "Ms. Waller, you are worthy of being the top agent of the American government, and you are really cunning. ”

"Thanks for the compliment." Amanda said proudly, "How is it, have you thought about it?" ”

"Of course!" Lu Wu bypassed the front of the car, opened the door and sat in the co-pilot: "Let's drive, dear lady, I accept your conditions." ”

Amanda realized that he had changed his clothes and asked suspiciously, "What kind of dress are you?" ”

"Dress up for business." Lu Wu, who was wearing a suit of armor, took off his hat and put it in his arms: "Is there anyone who hasn't gotten in the car, why don't we leave?" ”

Amanda, who didn't ask anything, reluctantly started the car and continued to drive towards the Sweet Dream Prison, while not forgetting to inform Rick that he would not be used to pick her up.

On the way, she took the initiative to talk: "You really didn't follow me?" Or do you really know how to tell fortunes? ”

"Fortune telling?" Lu Wu put away the cards in his hand and stuffed them into his hat: "No kidding, I don't know any tarot cards." ”

"I'm just slightly luckier than the average person."

Amanda had a "I believe you have a ghost" expression: "The witch's escape has nothing to do with you, right?" ”

"Witch? Who is a witch? Lu Wu continued to pretend to be stupid.

I don't know if Amanda believed it, or if she had already made up her mind in her heart, so she didn't mention it again anyway, and instead asked, "Did you just calculate what you did with the cards?" ”

Lu Wu replied with a smile: "Remember to turn left in front, we have arrived." ”

Amanda realized that the Sweet Dream Prison she managed was close at hand, and if it weren't for Lu Wu's reminder and upset her, she would definitely miss this intersection that she had walked countless times.

"You're not easy, Trist."

Lu Wu didn't speak, and fiddled with the cards in his hand by himself.

The car drove unhindered into the prison, through the entire prison block, to the small airport in the rear.

Rick and a dozen of his men had been waiting for a long time.

The two got out of the car, Amanda walked briskly in front, and Lu Wu followed slowly and leisurely.

"Rick, how are they?"

The heavily armed special officer looked at Lu Wu behind her in confusion and replied, "We have been sent to the plane, and we will meet at Midway City Airport later." ”

Then he added, "Ma'am, are you sure you're going too, it's going to be dangerous." ”

Amanda didn't answer directly, but introduced: "Meet me, this is my newly hired bodyguard, Trist Fett." ”

"Trist, this is Rick Fleg, my most capable subordinate."

Lu Wu stepped forward to greet the special officer: "Hello, Mr. Rick, it's a pleasure to see you again." ”

"Have we met?" Rick asked, confused.

Lu Wu replied with a smile: "You are forgetful, I was sitting next to your girlfriend in the Pentagon before." ”

"By the way, Dr. Muon, it's really good."

“???”

Rick was confused, and always felt that the man in front of him wearing a cowboy hat and wearing strange clothes had bad intentions.