Chapter 950: A Pair of Sluts
"Brother Sanzang, what is the name of this brother, you know."
At this moment, in the distance, the lotus step was swaying, and a red dress came, cough cough, and a graceful girl in a red dress, with long fiery red hair, half of which was wavy, and the beautiful big eyes were watery, as if they could speak, and the beauty was incomprehensible, and the sound was dingdong, which was very pleasant, and listening to it was enjoyable.
On the woman's shoulder, there is a small person sitting cross-legged, purple breath, immortal steaming, like a Taoist master, surrounded by a nine-layer halo of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, white and black, if it were not only three inches high, I thought it was the arrival of the fairy king.
The only pity is that one of the Taoist's arms was amputated and has not fully grown, a one-armed Taoist.
"This is the elixir, the Nine Wonderful Immortal Medicine, a supreme existence who raises the wind phoenix as a chicken, and is recognized as a top burial king."
The old tree said.
"Is it awesome to raise a phoenix as a chicken? I have a sister who raises a unicorn as a brick, and a sister who raises a real dragon as a little milk dog. ”
Shi Zhongyu disdainfully said.
Lao Yao was speechless for a while, and it could judge that it was not bragging, someone really did it.
It's awesome, talent!
"This brother walked in the crowd, like a dragon and phoenix among people, I saw it at a glance and came to say hello."
Sanzang is very honest.
"Good two, just call me Huangtian."
Shi Zhongyu said with a smile.
Two: "......"
Brother, don't laugh, the jet lag hasn't been reversed, it's still cold and good-looking.
"The little woman is a god, Brother Huangtian's smile is really unique, and it is impossible to guard against it!"
The woman's beautiful face stiffened slightly for a moment, and then she sighed from the bottom of her heart.
"Yes, I, Sanzang, am also well-informed, and I was also shocked by your amazing smile, Brother Huangtian."
Sanzang's way from the heart.
Shi Zhongyu: "......"
Are you complimenting him? Or is it jealousy, envy and hatred?
Next, the three of them walked together, along the way, the arrogance of the jade in the stone stunned the two, this is simply the stupid son of the landlord's family, the first time he went out, took the burial soil, and saw the treasures that could be valued, and he was directly swept away.
"Brother Huangtian, you have a lot of burial soil on you?"
Finally, Sanzang couldn't help it and asked.
"Not much, when I came out, in the sleeping place, who brought a dozen or so squares."
The stone in the jade is full of nonchalant words.
Shen Shen and Sanzang: "......"
You shouldn't have hollowed out the burial ground where you sleep.
"Do you have treasures on you and are willing to exchange them with me?"
Shi Zhongyu immediately proposed.
He saw that these two so-called top golden funeral warriors, burying queens, were like hillbillies.
"Brother Huangtian, look at my coffin, although it is only the size of a palm, but it is made of unknown immortal jade, do you like it?"
Sanzang casually took out a small coffin and looked at Shizhong Yudao.
The small coffin was white jade-colored, surrounded by crystal light, but it was pitch black inside, and when I opened it gently, I found that it was made of black jade, half black, half white below, with a different kind of qi.
"Feng Shui Baoyu, buy it and use it in the future."
At this moment, the old man of the system, who had been reluctant to deal with Shi Zhongyu for a long time, actually took the initiative to speak, but, it sounded, how could he feel that he was cursing him, but unfortunately there was no evidence.
"This thing is useless to me, if Brother Huangtian takes a fancy to it, please exchange it with me with the soil of all things that is not mixed with spiritual soil, and one side is fine."
Sanzang is a serious way.
Shen Ming: "......"
Are you a fool? Dare to open the shelf.
"A grain of earth is a deal."
Shi Zhongyu casually took out a handful of all things soil and said lightly.
Shen Ming is considered to have a long insight today, one asks for a sky-high price, and the other directly pushes the price to the lowest.
"Haha, Brother Huangtian, my brother was just joking just now, it's better like this, give me a hundred handfuls of all the colored soil in your hands, and this coffin is yours."
Sanzang immediately laughed to hide his embarrassment and said.
"A handful of all things dirt."
Shi Zhongyu's words were simple and direct.
"Brother Huangtian, you must not have looked carefully, this coffin board, there is another Qiankun, after lying in, you can sleep peacefully, no one calls, I promise not to wake up, it is suitable for you to go out for a long time and like to stay at home Golden Funeral."
The corners of Sanzang's mouth twitched, and he continued to flicker.
In the end, the two soldiers came to block, the master made a move, the spit stars splashed, a bloody fight, and the round battle of the gods was shocked.
Shi Zhongyu was only willing to take out ten handfuls of all things soil, and then he was unwilling to increase the price again.
And Sanzang looked like he was reluctant to cut his love and completed the transaction.
"Brother Huangtian, actually, I still have an identical coffin, I was going to keep it for myself, why don't you buy it together now, good things come in pairs."
At this moment, Sanzang turned over his hands and took out an identical coffin again.
Shi Zhongyu: "......"
Today, I met a lowly master.
Shen Ming: "......"
The master has made a move, and she is addicted to looking at it, her heart fluctuates, and she is infinitely useful!
"Shenying girl, do you have any good things, you really don't have any, and underwear is fine."
Shi Zhongyu was reluctant to talk to this burial priest named Sanzang, looked at Shen Ming, considered his tone, and showed a smile that he thought was friendly and pleasant, and said.
"Brother Huangtian, don't laugh, I have a tablet here, engrave the name, and you can use it."
Shen Ming's big eyes were watery, and she looked frightened, and took out a bronze tablet that was half missing, and said pitifully.
Shi Zhongyu: "......"
Feel like she's swearing??
"Buy, it's not a thing of this world."
The old man squeaked again.
"Are you sure you want to sell me this half of the broken monument and engrave your name to use it, so why don't you keep it yourself."
Shi Zhongyu was speechless.
"There are better ones."
Shen Ming did not hesitate and said confidently.
Grandma's legs!
Can't be overwhelmed by the momentum of this girl, we're not short of money.
In the end, after some bargaining, I bought a broken monument with six handfuls of all things soil.
"Brother Huangtian, since you are interested in the bronze tablet, I still have half of it here, and I am ready to keep it for myself, but now I can only endure the pain and cut my love."
The study of the gods and the underworld is put into practice, and the true transmission of the shameless Sanzang is all learned at once, and the blue is better than the blue.
Sanzang was stunned, this hand is wonderful!
Shi Zhongyu turned around and left with a black face, his grandfather's was actually pitted by a zombie and red clothes today, and the hearts of the creatures in this ancient burial area are black.
"Don't go, Brother Huangtian, buying and selling is not benevolent and righteous, I'll give you a cheaper, buy it all, don't want it now, wouldn't it be a total loss, buy it and make up a complete set."
Sanzang hurriedly called out and chased after him.
"Brother Huangtian, I am really reluctant to give you this upper half of the bronze tablet, it is really like we hit it off at first sight, brother Tai is arrogant, I think this thing is related to you."
Shen Ming explained earnestly.
Shi Zhongyu: "......"
Unexpectedly, I hunted geese all day long, but today I was pecked in the eyes by geese.
Let's see if this is a human being.
This can't speak.
"Yes, Brother Huangtian, I was also overwhelmed by your unique personality charm, and I couldn't help but take out the treasured treasure, others want it, and I won't sell it to him."
Sanzang hurriedly said.
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