Chapter 284: Chu Yunxiang's Man
Bleeding and holding his buttocks, Erniu walked miserably step by step.
Gao Nanqiang held back a smile and stepped forward with a sad face and asked, "Erniu, is your ass okay, why don't you go and find you a doctor?"
"Get out, the unrighteous Terran, when you see the danger, you run away first, and this king no longer believes in your personality. Erniu was very angry and had deep doubts about Gao Nan's personality.
Gao Nan had a headache, and in the next three days, Erniu always ignored himself, except for the spirit stone that spoiled him in the Divine City, he really didn't have any other intention to forgive him.
"Erniu, look at the past few days, you have eaten me and drunk mine, can you forgive my brother. ”
Hearing Gao Nan speak, Erniu's spirit, which had just recovered a little, immediately sank to the bottom again, because he thought of the cow demon that Gao Nan said, but where can he see it at this moment, let alone the cow demon, even a woman has not seen it, and there are all big men everywhere, which makes him a big cow who is in estrus.
There is no cow demon, Er Niu is very worried, looking at Gao Nan's gaze is called a grudge, Gao Nan is a little guilty: "Liar, big liar, I treat you as a brother in vain, I am sad, and I also said that there is a cow demon, and I haven't even seen a cow hair." ”
"Don't, Brother Erniu, my brother is just guessing, besides, isn't it that we haven't reached the end yet, when it's time, my brother will definitely help you find one." Gao Nan saw that Erniu was about to forgive him for running away again, so he hurriedly patted his chest and promised, and at the same time secretly swore in his heart that his dream must come true.
"Liar, this king doesn't trust you anymore. Erniu's heart was hurt, his lungs were hurt, his liver was hurt, and he was even more worried, and with the lessons of the past, he deeply doubted the authenticity of Gao Nan's words.
Gao Nan saw his appearance and knew that he didn't believe himself at all, and his heart couldn't help but feel helpless, he had no choice, the cow demon itself was few, and it was extremely rare to be able to enter the road to heaven, except for the aborigines on the road to heaven, he really didn't know that there was a cow demon, but even if there were aborigines, he couldn't help him find a cow all over the world.
Just at the stall of the headache, suddenly a figure appeared in front of them, holding a leather whip, arrogant and domineering, and whipped the two big men fiercely.
"Cow Demon!" The wilted Erniu jumped up like a drug, screaming like a drug, and his flushed face showed his excitement.
"No, are you sure it's true this time?" Gao Nan looked puzzled and panicked, and his doubts naturally doubted whether his judgment was correct this time, and there were many reasons for panic.
Mainly since entering the Divine City and beginning to adapt to the life here, Gao Nan often takes Erniu out of the city to relax, and the depressed Erniu has to divert his attention in order to vent the sadness in his heart, so there is a common scene in the starry sky outside the Divine City, that is, Erniu is looking for a woman everywhere, once encountered, no matter which race it is, as long as it is a woman's body, he will definitely come forward to talk.
And the method of Erniu talking is very simple and direct, that is, when he goes up, he asks: "May I ask this young lady, are you a cow demon?"
"Get out!" that's good.
"Get out!"
"Fuck off, bastard, see you next time, the old lady hacked you to death. ”
This is a sweaty thing, and it is also the most common encounter of Erniu, just the day before yesterday, he encountered the same thing, so he angered a female tyrannosaurus, and turned into his body to continue to chase and kill, until they hid in the Divine City to make it retreat.
Now that Er Niu had such an expression, Gao Nan had to worry about the safety of the two of them, and carefully pulled Er Niu and said, "Er Niu, be tactful this time, don't make a mistake again." ”
Erniu turned his head to look at Gao Nan, his eyes flashed, and he expressed dissatisfaction with Gao Nan's behavior of questioning his judgment, but in the face of Gao Nan's serious and serious expression, he couldn't help but think of the tyrannosaurus from the starry sky, shivered coldly, and responded with a dry cough: "Okay, this time this king will reluctantly use the smartest brain in the world, and be euphemistic, to say hello." ”
Seeing that he agreed, Gao Nan couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, nodded and said, "That's good, that's good, you go, remember, you must be tactful." ”
Erniu held his head high, strode in front of the barbarian woman, glanced back at Gao Nan, lowered his head and pondered for a moment, and spoke in the woman's surprised gaze: "Ahem, may I ask this young lady, are you a beautiful cow demon?"
thump
Hearing his words, Gao Nan fell to the ground, this is a euphemism? Life is completely dark, there is no hope at all, Erniu is really worthy of being called Erniu, two to can't help himself, two to can't extricate himself.
The barbaric woman who was already angry and whipped the fierce man broke out, and the terrifying explosive power exceeded that of Wuyue Taishan, more than the top of the starry sky, the leather whip was raised high, and the extremely good-looking face was hideous and distorted, Sen smiled coldly, and shouted: "The old lady can't kill you." ”
Bang bang bang
"Ahhh......h
Erniu's screams shook the Divine City, but if he listened carefully, there was an indescribable perverted pleasure contained in it, Gao Nan couldn't bear it at first, and wanted to step forward to rescue him, but when he heard the satisfaction in his voice, he couldn't help but sigh: "Dead pervert!"
But he was relieved, because from Er Niu's perverted and happy voice, he could hear that this savage woman was the cow demon he was looking for, as for why he was beaten when he asked the right question, I think everyone will understand, there are people who talk like this, not people!
The starry sky was high, and the Divine City was shrouded in countless stars, which looked mysterious and solemn, and the phantoms of the unyielding war spirit floated in the city, as if recalling the battles of the past.
Gao Nan, Er Niu and the barbarian woman, the three of them sat in a towering restaurant, the monk Xiao Er in the restaurant was waiting in the distance, he didn't dare to take a step forward, he saw the things during the day, he appreciated the horror of the cow woman named Rose, and also knew the perversion of Er Niu, at this moment he was sent to wait, that was the heart of death, how dare he anger the three of them.
"Happy, I didn't expect Sister Rose's journey to be so exciting, I heard this king, no, it's my brother, I want to accompany you to wander the world. Erniu opened his mouth shamelessly, Gao Nan rolled his eyes when he heard it, and sure enough, the male animal in estrus was the most shameless, and he could say this affectionately, and he couldn't help but scold him for a stinky rascal!
However, Rose was not disgusted, but nodded her head, and the big sister Fan patted Erniu and said: "Brother Erniu, it's right if you think so, the warrior of my Niu clan wants such a heart." ”
"Ahem, it's my brother, sister Rose, do you think we should set off immediately?" Erniu leaned up with a shy face, and his flattering smile was as shameless as it was.
Gao Nan almost couldn't help but get up and kick him, shameless You is talking about him, and there is no humanity of the opposite sex, and even his own master is going to be thrown out of the clouds.
But Erniu pretended not to see him, and of course he might really not see him, because his bull's eyes were full of roses: "Sister Rose, do you say it's okay?"
"Ahem, child, when you serve the wine, the master is about to vomit, so hurry up and drink two sips to suppress it. Gao Nan was finally defeated and beckoned Xiao Er in the distance to pour wine.
Xiao Er was afraid of provoking Gao Nan's dissatisfaction, so he pricked up his ears at all times, heard Gao Nan's call, took three steps and made two steps, and came to him like a swift wind, respectfully poured immortal wine, and then carefully glanced at the three of them, and saw that no one noticed him, secretly relieved, turned around and was about to leave, but at this moment, Rose suddenly stopped him and asked, "Has there been other people in the Divine City recently?"
Xiao Er's heart trembled, he was afraid of being torn apart alive by this female tyrannosaurus, but when he heard her inquiry, he couldn't help wiping the sweat from his head, as long as he answered well, he would be spared, hurriedly turned his brain, and replied: "If you go back to your lordship, there are indeed a lot of people in Shencheng recently, some of them are native monks of Shencheng, and they hurried back for some reason, and there is another group of people who are outsiders, and it is rumored that their identities are the same as the three adults, and they are also outsiders who have embarked on the road to heaven." ”
Rose nodded slightly, as if she had expected it a long time ago, and then asked, "Then there is a woman among them, dressed in yellow, with a pretty face." ”
Xiao Er frowned and thought about it, and after a while, he suddenly raised his head, looked at the rose, his eyes were strange, but he hurriedly lowered his head when he met her murderous eyes, and replied: "There is such a woman, who is powerful, but then she was entangled by a man, and she doesn't know where she went, but in my opinion, that woman is likely to be invincible." ”
"What, if someone dares to touch my sister of Niu Rose, he doesn't want to live anymore, tell me the direction of their departure, this king is going to save his sister. ”
The wine table was overturned, Miss Rose completely showed her queen's demeanor, the breath was overflowing, the restaurant was silent, no one dared to speak, the queen's style was even stronger than Wu Zetian in history.
When the Ox Queen is angry, she is bound to bleed for thousands of miles!
"Sister Yunxiang, wait for my sister. The rose was so imposing that the powerhouses of all parties in the Divine City couldn't help but look up, but she didn't care, she just looked at Xiao Er, she wanted to know the direction and know the direction of looking for clues.
Xiao Er was taken by her momentum, and the whole person couldn't help swallowing saliva, and hurriedly said, "They went to the east." ”
"Okay, the king will go at once. Rose was resolute, and was about to leave.
"Slow. ”
Gao Nan frowned, stared at the rose, and in the panic that Erniu thought that Gao Nan was going to rob him of a woman, he slowly spoke: "The Yunxiang you are talking about is Chu Yunxiang?"
Rose's eyes lit up, her eyes looked Gao Nan up and down, she was very satisfied, and then kicked away Erniu, who was about to stick to her, and praised: "It is worthy of the man that my sister fancies, he is responsible, let's go and save your wife together." ”
"Karma ......" Gao Nan completely turned his back on his anger, just because of one sentence, he became Chu Yunxiang's man, whether he still wants to live, whether there is any light in his life!
"Men, we're going to go, it's going to change, don't want a mother-in-law. With a wave of her hand, the wind swept Gao Nan and went straight into the distance.
In the midst of the raging wind, Gao Nan explained: "I'm not Chu Yunxiang's man, we're just ......"
"Hmph, another stinky man, dare not do it, in vain I thought you were a man. ”
"That's it, Gao Nan boy, you are still not a man, your own women have been robbed, and you are still in the mood to discuss the topic of whether you are a man or not, I despise you. Erniu said awe-inspiringly, but as soon as he finished speaking, he approached Niu Rose with endless flattery, and asked softly: "Sister Rose, did you say that my brother was right?"
Niu Rose glanced at Erniu, and suddenly smiled like a flower, this smile made Erniu intoxicated, but it made Gao Nan cold, this kind of woman smiled at you, Erniu, Erniu, you just wait to be sold......