Chapter 0026 - Eccentric Patient

After this experience, Section Chief Shi Zhen directly asked Long Yu to see a doctor and prescribe a prescription, and he was happy to talk to Xia about some short things in his parents.

Shi Zhen said: "In the summer, have you heard that a house is going to be built in the hospital recently, in the back garden of the hospital, I heard that it is still 150 square meters, and only the chief physician or above is qualified to buy."

Xia said: "Alas, I'll take it for nothing, you just have enough to go", Shi Zhen said: "It is said that the qualifications are enough, but I have no money."

Xia said: "I don't believe it, aren't you the deputy director of the Civil Affairs Bureau?

Shi Zhen said: "Don't mention it, count on him, the cucumbers and vegetables are cold, it's not the money I have saved over the years, I bought a set of 180 square meters for my son last year, and the money was spent."

When Xia heard this, he said: "Section Chief Shi, you are the eldest sister, and the relationship between the two of us has been good over the years, so you can give me the indicators."

Shi Zhen said: "According to this indicator, it's okay to give it to you, but I don't know if the hospital agrees or not."

Xia heard that this was Shi Zhen's benefit, so he said: "Section Chief Shi, I heard that your son wants to buy a car, and it is a coincidence that I got an indicator at the mouth of the Public Security Bureau, and I will give it to you tomorrow, okay?"

Shi Zhen was happy when she heard it.

The two of them were chatting hotly, and Long Yu couldn't answer, so he was reading a book on the side, when a person came in, poked his head, and said, "Is this a Chinese medicine department?" Long Yu hurriedly said: "It's Chinese medicine, who are you looking for?"

When they came, they said, "I'm here to see a doctor."

Long Yu said: "Come in", someone came in and said to Long Yu: "Are you a doctor, or are you all doctors?"

Long Yu said: "What kind of illness do you see, they are all doctors", and the person who came said: "Then I will look for you".

Long Yu smiled: "Okay, what is your illness?"

The visitor whispered: "My inconvenient place is festering, and I have seen a lot of places, but it can't be cured."

Shi Zhen and Xia laughed when they heard it: "Long Yu, you can show him, it must be a male disease."

Long Yu said: "Come into the inner room", and the person who came entered the inner room, and after Long Yu finished the examination, he sat down and said, "Where are you going?"

The visitor said: "I first went to the skin hospital to see, they said that mine was a venereal disease, and treated me for more than a month, not only did it not cure, the more it was treated, the more it was treated, it cost more than 20,000 yuan, not to mention, the doctor also said that I was not careful during the treatment."

Long Yu smiled: "Then what do you think you think of that?"

The person who came said: "I don't have any indiscretions, let alone sex, I don't even dare to take off my pants now, really not?"

Long Yu smiled: "You are not a sexually transmitted disease", the person who came was happy to hear it, and said: "Doctor, you are right, I have never ** or anything, to be honest, there is a lover, but he is a woman from a good family, absolutely not sick."

When Shi Zhen heard it, she scolded: "Are you still a good woman?

Summer smiled and said, "You are a real person, and you even said about having a lover."

The person who came said: "In front of the doctor, I don't dare to talk nonsense, it seems that this little doctor is very level."

Summer was not happy and said, "What a little doctor, his surname is Long, and your name is Doctor Long."

The person who came said: "Doctor Long, my name is Qin Jun, and I am a section chief of the procuratorate, do you think my disease can be cured?"

Long Yu said, "Did you go to the cornfield this summer?

Qin Jun was stunned when he heard this, and said, "Doctor Long, it's really a god, how do you know?"

Long Yu said: "Did you feel very itchy at the time, so you scratched it, and when you got home, you found that your genitals were ulcerated?"

When Qin Jun heard this, he was completely convinced, and said: "Doctor Long, you are a god, you even know this thing about me, what you said is not bad at all, that's the case, I really don't have a **."

Long Yu picked up the note and gave him a prescription, and Qin Jun took a look: three taels of cork, one or two for the gentleman, boil water and warm compress, and a course of treatment for seven days.

Qin Jun said: "It's so simple? In the past, the doctor prescribed me a lot of Western medicines, and I only had a few bottles of metronidazole at home."

Long Yu said: "Metronidazole is for the treatment of anaerobic bacteria, but you are not, you have infectious mealworm disease, pay attention when you go back, don't have sex, it will be fine in a few days."

The patient left with a thousand thanks, and Shi Zhen said: "Long Yu, you can really do it, so you prescribe two unilateral prescriptions to the patient, like you, our hospital is about to close."

Long Yu said: "Then how to prescribe a prescription?", Shi Zhen said: "This patient is obviously a cadre, with this kind of unsightly disease, at least let him spend 10,000 yuan, you are good, the two flavors of medicine are only 20 yuan, and they will be sent away."

Summer smiled and said, "Long Yu is just here, I don't know the rules, Long Yu, let me ask you, how did you know that person went to the cornfield to?".

Long Yu said: "It's very simple, that person was bitten by a corn meal bug, so I concluded that he went to the cornfield, if he didn't, who would take off his pants? His genitals won't be bitten by insects, and if he is bitten by that kind of bug, he must not be swatted, once the worm is slapped to death, the juice of the corpse will flow there, and it will fester, so I will say that he tickled."

Xia said: "So that's the case, it's better not to go to the cornfield", Long Yu said: "This kind of insect has no such toxicity, it is in recent years, too many pesticides have been used, and it has mutated, and I have only discovered it in recent years."

Shi Zhen said: "Your medical skills are good, but unfortunately you are too naïve, you have to learn from us in the future." Long Yu nodded, he understood.

Three days later, the man named Qin Jun came, and as soon as he entered the door, he held Long Yu's hand and said, "Doctor Long, thank you, you not only cured me of my illness, but also proved to me that I didn't have **."

Long Yu smiled: "What's the matter?", Qin Jun smiled bitterly: "My disease was originally secret, but it was still discovered by a colleague, so they passed it on to me, let our dean know, called me, severely reprimanded me, and removed me from the position of section chief, now it's okay, you diagnosed me, it's not a venereal disease, I showed the case to the dean, and my position as section chief was also saved."

Shi Zhen said: "Your name is Qin Jun, what's the use of just talking about good sounds, let's get something affordable."

Qin Jun nodded and said: "That's, that's, I brought you three gold cards, which are issued internally by the Hushan Reservoir, free food, drink and amusement one-stop service, how about it?"

When Shi Zhen heard this, she was happy, Xia frowned, but Long Yu smiled bitterly.

Long Yu said: "Section Chief Qin, in fact, you don't have to, your illness has been cured, why do you want to come back?"

Qin Jun said: "That's the case, I see that you treat diseases like a miracle doctor, so I recommended you to our dean, and you will definitely be able to cure our dean's disease."

Long Yu said, "What's wrong with your dean?"

Qin Jun said: "Our dean doesn't have any serious illness, it's just an old headache, the condition is up, the headache is splitting, and he wants to commit suicide, all the major hospitals have been gone, brain CT and magnetic resonance have been done, but nothing has been checked, do you want to show him?"

Long Yu said: "Yes, you let him come", but Qin Jun had a difficult face and said, "Doctor Long, can you go to the doctor?"

Shi Zhen got angry and said: "Isn't it just the president of the procuratorate, what's the big deal, if you want to see a doctor, let him come by himself, if you don't come, right?

Long Yu also said: "Our hospital has a rule that you can't come to see a doctor."

Qin Jun said: "Doctor Long, our dean has a strange temper, that is, he is unwilling to drink traditional Chinese medicine, he is afraid of bitterness, so he is unwilling to come to the hospital, I beg you, if you go to the clinic once, I will give you 10,000 yuan."

Long Yu didn't know if it was okay, but Shi Zhen said: "That's good, Long Yu, you go, with this 10,000, our Cory's bonus will be there."

Long Yu was speechless, and Section Chief Shi was really open-eyed when he saw the money. There was no way, Long Yu had no choice but to agree.

Long Yu saw that Qin Jun was willing to bleed in order to tie up his dean, and he was also very slandered, so he waited for Qin Jun to take out 10,000 yuan and handed it to Section Chief Shi, and then went to the clinic with Qin Jun slowly.

On the way, Qin Jun stammered as much as he could, and complimented Long Yu: "Doctor Long, I can't see that you are so good at medical skills when you are young and gentle."

Long Yu saw that Qin Jun had spent 10,000 yuan, and he was also a little reluctant, so he told a joke and said, "I am a newborn child with hemorrhoids."

Qin Jun was stunned for a moment and asked, "What do you mean?", Long Yu said self-deprecatingly: "This is called ambition is not old." When Qin Jun heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then he laughed.

Long Yu said: "Section Chief Qin, I treated you that day, and I showed you a little problem, but I didn't say anything at the time."

Qin Jun was taken aback and asked, "Ah, what kind of disease?", Long Yu smiled: "Don't be afraid, it's not a big problem, are you a little powerless?"

Qin Jun suddenly realized, and said in a loud voice: "Yes, yes, you can see it?, is there any special medicine?".

Long Yu said: "What kind of medicine do you usually take?", Qin Jun said embarrassedly: "Viagra", Long Yu smiled: "Hehe, viagra, right?"

Qin Jun smiled embarrassedly and said: "This medicine is good, there is dependence, I took one pill at the beginning, but now it is good, I need to take two pills."

Long Yu said, "You'd better not eat three grains, if that's the case, you'll lose your yang and die."

Qin Jun was stunned for a moment and asked, "So serious?", Long Yu explained: "Viagra is originally a medicine for heart disease, and when Americans use it, they find that its side effects are actually aphrodisiac, so they develop this drug, you think, if your blood vessels burst, do you still have life?"

Qin Jun was so frightened that he hurriedly said: "Then I won't eat it in the future, it's still important to live a little bit."

Long Yu said: "For your sake, I'll give you a pair of medicine."

Long Yu took out a small bundle of leeks like a trick, and Qin Jun smiled: "Doctor Long, this is a leek, 2 yuan a pound in the market, you fool me, right?"

Long Yu said: "Do you want to, don't want me to take it back", Qin Junhu hesitated for a while, quickly took it over, and said: "Since Doctor Long said it, how can I not want it."

Long Yu smiled: "Don't eat too much at a time, that's all, you eat for three days", Qin Jun saw what Long Yu said solemnly, and put it away. Generally speaking, the dean of the supervision of a provincial municipality is also a very powerful figure, although he is not as good as the mayor, but he can also call for wind and rain.

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