Chapter 238: Southbound 5
"Hehe, you were also an angry bag when you were young. Wu Na smiled.
"Yes, I don't know why I was beaten at all, I just felt very wronged, so I kept crying and crying, and my eyes were swollen from crying. Li Yi sighed.
"How old were you?" asked Wu Na.
"About six years old. Li Yi replied.
"A six-year-old child, if you want to be sensible, you are already very sensible, but if you are not sensible, then you really don't understand anything. It seems that you have not been a sensible guy since you were a child. Wu Na said.
"Are you despising me?" asked Li Yi.
Wu Na rolled her big eyes and said defiantly, "Isn't it okay?"
"Of course, but, hehe. Li Yi exercised.
Wu Na let out a small groan, and begged in a low voice: "Don't be, the airport is coming, if you get it again, I won't be able to drive back alone." ”
"Then you try to clamp it, and I won't move if it's tight enough. ”
"Villain!" Wu Na glanced at Li Yi.
She had just been poured into the evolution liquid, how could she have the strength to clamp Li Yi? But she knew that if she didn't use force, then Li Yi would definitely have to make an inch.
Holding back the feeling of powerlessness and palpitations, she tried to tighten her muscles and asked in a low voice, "And then?"
Then I cried and cried and cried and went to where my mother lived. My mom has never been married and lives alone. Hearing me say that my mother didn't let me take a bath, she helped me wipe away my tears and said softly: "Xiao Yi, a girl's body is very precious, and it can't be easily shown to others, especially boys." ’
But Xiaoting has seen it, but I can't watch it. I said.
'Because Xiaoting is a girl!' said the little mother.
Then I'm going to be a girl, too. I continued to cry.
When my mother saw that I was crying sadly, she couldn't coax me well, so she hugged me and said, 'Xiaoyi, don't cry. Mom doesn't accompany you, is it okay for your aunt to accompany you in the bath? Do you want to see your aunt's body?'
As soon as I heard that my mother was going to take a bath with me, I hurriedly agreed. Because the little mother looks exactly like her own mother, there is no difference between taking a bath with her and taking a bath with her mother. Xiaoting has a mother, and I have a mother, so I don't lose anything. ”
"Your aunt really spoils you. I know you're a boy, and I don't even shy away from that kind of thing. And then you guys were in the shower together, did anything happen?" asked Wu Na.
Li Yi said: "What else can happen to a six-year-old child? But from that day on, I knew the difference between boys and girls, and my little mother has become closer to me than my own mother." ”
"You rebelled after taking a bath, and you didn't even recognize your own mother?" Wu Najiao smiled.
"You don't understand, my little mother is indeed my other mother, and there is nothing wrong with me being close to her. She has always treated me as her own son. ”
"She treats you like her own son, and you still treat her like that?" asked Wu Na.
"It wasn't an accident. Li Yi said.
Wu Na's eyes widened: "What was the accident?
Li Yi said: "Since we took a bath, I often went to my mother's place and pestered her to take a bath with her. She couldn't resist me every time, so she had to agree with me not to talk about it.
At that time, I used to stay at her place, and I didn't come home at night, and we slept together after the shower. She only had a quilt, so we stayed together. I don't like to wear a blouse. I don't like her to wear it either, if she doesn't come. We'll just stay together as if we've been in the shower.
As I got older and knew something, she started telling me that only husband and wife were together and wanted us to be separated. But I resolutely refused to part and said that I would marry her. She giggled and coaxed me to marry me later.
In elementary school years. When I was in middle school, and in this life, my favorite person was her. When I was a child, many children wrote letters to the girls in my class, but I never did that, because it was in my heart. There is already a most perfect person, and my Qingshu can only be handed to her. ”
"It turns out that you, like me, fell in love with someone you shouldn't love. Wu Na's expression darkened, "No wonder you are so good to me." ”
"I'm not being kind to you because I'm sick with you. Li Yi kissed Wu Na.
"And then?" asked Wu Na.
"Then I always thought that we were husband and wife together, until one day, I suddenly had a strange urge, so I hugged her tightly and resisted her. ”
Wu Na waited for a long time, and when she saw that Li Yi didn't say anything more, she hurriedly asked, "Then what?"
And then it was over. Li Yi said.
"How can this end? How about you tell me how you felt at the time! And your little mother, she let you succeed like this, she didn't struggle or anything?" asked Wu Na.
"I was half asleep, how could I feel? My little mother was also in her stomach at the time, and it wasn't until I was done that I realized that she suspected me of drowning. ”
"What? Why is she so sluggish?" she asked.
"I didn't fork in, but I burst out when I was half-asleep and half-awake, how could she react?"
"You're done outside?" said Wu Na's eyes widened.
"yes, haven't you heard of a boy's dream shift? It's amazing that I've been able to get to her for the first time. Li Yi said.
Wu Na said with a smile: "The first time I asked you, did you tell me about Mengyi?"
Li Yi said: "It's the first time that Dream Shift! I can't count because I didn't go in, right?"
Wu Na saw that Li Yi was not moving, and she was a little itchy, so she gently shook her waist and said, "You are really inferior, why weren't you outside when you bullied me?"
"You're too tight, I can't pull it out. Li Yi hugged her moon, gently took out a section, and then entered it heavily, "Look, you suck me again!"
"You scoundrel!" Wu Najiao roared twice, and then gasped sharply, and the sound of clattering in the carriage was also endless.
After a long time, she straightened the strands of Shitou on her forehead, looked down and said, "Are you like this, getting your aunt up?" What did she say?"
"She said that I had grown up and was determined not to be with me anymore. I made a fuss for a long time that day, and she didn't let me anymore. Later, I often went to her, gave her a book, and asked her to be my wife, but she said that our love is not the kind between men and women. didn't let me marry her, only let me chase girls of the same age. ”
"It seems that your aunt also knows that she has gone too far, and has begun to draw a line with you. Wu Na said.
"Actually, she doesn't have to be like this, she likes me, she can be with me at any time, I don't care about anything. ”
"Don't stink. Your aunt, like my brother, is a normal person. Wu Na said.
Li Yi said: "You are wrong, my little mother and your brother are too deeply bound by secular morality, but some morals are meaningless after a certain historical period.
For example, in ancient times, people paid attention to their parents, shaved their heads, cut off a section of hair, that was a great unfilial piety, and there was even a punishment called sage, which is a joke now.
Similarly. Some of the cognitions of the current society are also a joke in the future, but most people can't see that far and still regard those things as the truth. ”
"Maybe. Wu Na sighed, "But we were born in this society, how can we not abide by the rules of this society? If you handed over your hair in ancient times, I am afraid that your parents will expel you from the house and no longer recognize you as a son."
Similarly. Since you live in modern times, even if you really like your aunt. You can't be with her either, or the whole world will look down on you. You don't want to hurt anyone, but people all over the world will come and hurt you, that's the rule of this world, no one can escape it. ”
"I'm going to build a new world, where I'm going to rule everything. Li Yi patted Wu Na's moon.
"You're thinking about it. Wu Nami's eyes were longing. "Hey, after all this time, you still haven't said your first time?"
"Didn't I already say that?" asked Li Yi.
"How can Dream Shift be counted, you know how to fool me!" Wu Na swung her small fist at Li Yi.
"Then I'm not fooling, come on. Li Yi moved again.
"Ouch, ouch. It's really not going to work!"
Wu Na kept screaming, but Li Yi ignored her, and didn't stop until she let out a long groan, and she didn't have any strength anymore.
"Necrotic. Wu Na, who was red all over, was particularly good-looking, like Caixia on the horizon, she was lying on the steering wheel and said weakly: "Okay, don't talk about the troubles you had when you were a child, let's talk about the woman you like." ”
"As I said, my mom is my favorite woman. Li Yi said.
"I heard that there is no man in this world who does not have a core, except for her, do you have anyone else you like?"
"I still like my own mom very much. ”
Wu Na said with a smile: "Your mother doesn't count, she is your elder, and I asked about the same generation." ”
"Oh, that's my sister. ”
"You raise the bar with me again!" Wu Na glanced at Li Yi with disgust, "Besides your sister, who else do you like?"
"If you don't count my family, my favorite is Meng Meng. When I was a child, I often thought that if I really couldn't marry my mother as a wife, it would be excellent to marry Meng Meng. ”
"You bastard!" Wu Na sneered again, "It's all on my daughter!"
"Why, can't I fight Meng Meng's idea?" Li Yi asked.
"Of course not, Mengmeng is your apprentice, you are inferior to each other!" Wu Na said.
"But I don't think it's a problem with this generation. Li Yi said.
"Don't play dumb with me, I'll be angry. Wu Na slapped Li Yi hard, "The place you are now is the place where Meng Meng was born, if, if I really get pregnant again, it will be Meng Meng's younger brother or sister, and you can be regarded as half of Meng Meng's father." Your own daughter, you can't bear to do that kind of thing?"
"I really can't bear this. Li Yi said.
"Ignore you. Wu Na turned her head.
She is different from Wu Simeng, Wu Simeng is too young, and she has a strong dependence in her personality, so when she heard that Li Yi still had many women, even including her aunt, she just endured it silently.
In fact, when she heard that Wu Na was also Li Yi's woman, Wu Simeng still had a hint of joy. Because my aunt got along with Li Yi, it proved that her choice was not wrong, why couldn't she do what my aunt could do?
But Wu Na is not a child, and the influence of worldly truth on her is deeply ingrained. For her, it doesn't matter if the relationship with Li Yi has no results, because Li Yi is too good, it is impossible for her to be the only woman, let alone be fascinated by her. But if Li Yi and Wu Simeng come to Hu, then it will never work, how can they be their own men as their sons-in-law?
Fortunately, Wu Na didn't think that Li Yi was telling the truth, she just thought he was teasing her. She's used to hearing some overtones when she is being bullied.
After looking at the scenery outside the window for a while, she found that Li Yi moved again. This time, she really didn't have the strength to cooperate, so she could only enjoy it. After a while, she said slowly with a fine sweat: "Don't make fun of Mengmeng, let's talk about the first time, your first time, who did you give it to? ”
"Did you go in like this?" asked Li Yi.
"Hmm. Wu Na let out a slender muffled grunt.
"It wasn't a pleasant experience. My dad was killed in a traffic accident. Later, I found the perpetrator of the accident, and I was going to fry it first and then kill it, but because of a little accident, I didn't have time to kill it after frying. ”
"Well, didn't you have time to kill after frying?" Wu Na's eyes widened again, "And then?"
"Then I turned her into a cat and kept her at home to play with. Li Yi said.
"Be realistic, how can a person become a cat?" asked Wu Na.
"She did turn into a cat, and the one you've seen is Mimi, which I kept at home. Li Yi said.
Wu Na said: "That cat is very smart and can watch TV, but it's too bullshitty to say that she is a person, right?
Li Yi said: "The evidence is very simple, it is pregnant now, and it is pregnant with an individual. ”
"You said a cat is pregnant with someone, how is this possible?" Wu Na became more and more dissatisfied with Li Yi's nonsense.
"It's true. And the child in her belly is my first child, and I raised her at home for the sake of the child. ”
"Okay, don't listen to your nonsense, the airport will be there soon. Wu Na pushed Li Yi weakly, "Don't bully me, I don't even have the strength to put on clothes." ”
"I'll help you. Li Yi took her in his arms, then put on her clothes one by one, and Bugatti Weihang also made a graceful tail flick and parked in the parking lot of the airport.
"How about we make a bet?" Li Yi asked.
"Bet on what?" said Wu Na.
"If our cat can give birth to a boy, you have to agree to Mengmeng marrying me, and you have to help me convince Junchu. ”
"You think beautifully, don't beat my daughter's idea!" Wu Na glared at Li Yi.
Li Yi didn't speak, looking at her with a smile.
Wu Na was a little flustered by him, and pouted: "Okay, then when your cat gives birth, I will let Mengmeng marry you, otherwise there is no way." ”
"Thank you. Li Yi slapped Wu Na, then got out of the car and took out his suitcase, signaling that Wu Na didn't need to send it anymore, and walked to the airport alone.
"How could their cat give birth to a human?" Wu Na looked at Li Yi's back and muttered to herself. But for some reason, my heart suddenly felt a little unsteady. (To be continued.) )