Chapter 307: Self-defeating
"That's because... That's because..."Shangguan Jinfeng's voice choked. In Shangguan Jin Fengsheng's tearful crying, people finally understood the so-called truth. It turned out that such a lovely woman and that sloppy young man were actually a young couple. But what makes people even more infuriating is that the girl's husband is a gangster who is idle all day long and does not do his job.
"Brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts, is it easy for me? If it weren't for this person who deserves a thousand knives to ignore his family, would I have done such a humiliating thing? I haven't eaten for three days. I'm fine! But I have an eighty-year-old mother-in-law above me and an eight-month-old doll underneath. They're going to have to feed me!"
Shangguan Jinfeng's incomparably sensational performance, coupled with appropriate body language, made the listener sad, and the listener couldn't help but burst into tears. Everyone turned their gaze to Xiao Chen, and there was a deep sense of disdain and anger in it.
"Wait, don't listen to this woman's nonsense, I and her are just one side!" Xiao Chen panicked.
"Boss, how can you be so ruthless?" Shangguan Jinfeng pounced on Xiao Chen's body suddenly, "You usually beat me and scold me, but I have no complaints, that is, you secretly took out my dowry and sold it, and then went to Hualou to find a girl." I have no complaints, I just beg you, don't divorce me, I know it's wrong!"
Shangguan Jinfeng seemed to have unintentionally exposed his arm. Of course, the bruises are vivid. The crowd is boiling, such a good girl, you still treat her like this, you are still not human!
"Shangguan Jinfeng. You don't want to talk nonsense. Who is husband and wife with you, you are about to let go!" Xiao Chen was anxious, he gently pushed Shangguan Jinfeng, this woman, the scars on her body were clearly caused by those servants in prison, what does it have to do with me? But Xiao Chen didn't think about it, Shangguan Jinfeng at this time suddenly became weak and couldn't help but get windy. Xiao Chen gently pushed, and actually made her 'oops' and fall to the ground.
"Master, you are so ruthless!" Shangguan Jinfeng struggled to get up from the ground. But the severity of the 'injury' made it an unattainable luxury.
"Bastard thing. With such a good wife, I don't know how to cherish it, but I still have to do it? Such a guy is unforgivable!" The crowd of onlookers could no longer hold back their anger, and they rushed up. The fists and kicks full of anger fell on Xiao Chen's body like raindrops.
"Folks, don't listen to that crazy woman, listen to me explain!" the kind-hearted Xiao Chen said while protecting his vital parts. However, Xiao Chen's argument attracted more violent punches and kicks.
"Please, don't beat me up!" Shangguan Jinfeng on the side shouted in horror. She secretly rejoiced in her heart, Xiao Chen, you deserve it, this is the end of your opposition to me.
"Girl, you are just too kind to be bullied by this brute, so let us teach him a good lesson for you. Another enthusiastic uncle said. The punches and kicks became more violent.
Damn! I can't explain it at all! At this time, Xiao Chen was angry and annoyed. He simply closed his eyes and remained motionless. Okay! I'll get you done!
"Okay, okay, if you fight again, you will die!" Seeing that Xiao Chen's struggle was getting weaker and weaker, someone finally realized that something was wrong.
"Cheap boy!" the crowd finally stopped.
"Young man, I hope that after you go back, you can change your past mistakes and be a good person!" said an aunt next to her.
"Wait, what if this kid doesn't change his life?" is worthy of being an uncle, and he is very thoughtful.
"Then what should I do?" the aunt thought for a moment, "just let this kid make a paperwork, and treat his wife well in the future." ”
The uncle hesitated for a while, and finally said, "Write two copies, and both of them put their handprints." A girl reserved, he beats you again, you can take it to the official, I think Master Luo Bo will do justice for you. ”
"The other, young man, you keep it, it reminds you to be kind to your wife. ”
"This...", this can be replaced by Guan Jinfeng dumbfounded, as if things have developed beyond his expectations. Shangguan Jinfeng's eyes turned rapidly, and she was wondering how she could quickly withdraw from this. But all this, in the eyes of the onlookers, is hesitant and afraid.
"Poor girl, she is so kind!" was the common sentiment of all the onlookers.
"Girl, don't be afraid, with us here, he doesn't dare not write. The kind aunt hurriedly persuaded.
"This..."Not only Shangguan Jinfeng was dumbfounded, but even Xiao Chen was even more dumbfounded. What the fuck is going on!
"Boy, if you don't write, haven't you had enough of the hardships just now?" Looking at Xiao Chen, who was hesitant, the uncle glared.
"Tell him to write, tell him to write!" the crowd was furious.
"Ladies and gentlemen, even if I want to write, but without pen and ink, I can't do it!" As the saying goes, it is difficult to commit public anger, and it is difficult to disobey the will of the people! At this time, Xiao Chen's eyes looked around. He finally realized how terrible the power of the masses really was.
"It's okay, I'll fetch it!" The guy at the interface was clearly a man of good deeds.
"Bastard, do you know that we are ......' Jian Fang was even more anxious. If people know that the great xiaojie of the Huayang Sect and the people wrote this thing, then it won't become the laughing stock of the world?
"Jian Fang, shut up for me!" Shangguan Jinfeng scolded. If you say that you are a member of the Huayang Sect now, wouldn't you have lost all the face of the Huayang Sect? No, absolutely not! Shangguan Jinfeng looked at Xiao Chen angrily. The eyes conveyed such a message, Xiao Chen, if you dare to write, the old lady will scrape you alive!
But at this time, how could Xiao Chen have time to look at Shangguan Jinfeng? In the face of the great working people's righteous forces, Xiao Chen could only honestly choose to cooperate. As a result, two documents that made people cry and laugh were born: I, Xiao Chen, swear here. From now on, he must treat his wife Shangguan Jinfeng well, love her, take care of her, and not let her suffer a little grievance. If you break your oath, pigs and dogs are not as good!
Xiao Chen, who was full of bitterness, pressed his extremely humiliating handprints on two identical documents with trembling hands. "Girl, it's your turn!" reminded the kind aunt. Shangguan Jinfeng's gaze at Xiao Chen was full of anger. But anger is anger, and in the end, she still pressed down her handprint with extreme unwillingness.
"Okay, it's finally good!" the uncle was overjoyed, "one for each of them, take it back and live a good life." ”
"Sister, I don't want this big brother money, take it back and live a good life!" After figuring out what happened, the fat man in brocade finally made the right decision.
"Thank you, big brother!" Shangguan Jinfeng's face squeezed out an incomparably innocent smile. Damn dead fat man, if I hadn't touched you, would I have encountered this kind of thing that can't be ended?
"Boy, when you go back, treat my sister well. If I find out that you are still beating and scolding her, I will be the first to not let you go, do you understand?" The fat man in brocade clothes clamped Xiao Chen's neck with his thick arm.
"Understood!" Xiao Chen spat out with difficulty. If it weren't for you, you fat pig, would I have made this happen? Stupid pig, if I knew this was the case, I would have opened one eye and closed one eye. At this time, Xiao Chen was full of regret, and he only now understood that in fact, sometimes, good people and good deeds are not something that can be done at will.
"By the way, you must be hungry when you look like this. Come, come to my uncle's house, have a meal, and then go back. Wife, let's go!" the uncle turned his head and shouted to the aunt.
"Yes, the master!" Aunt hurriedly responded, the emotional uncle and aunt are still two?
Although this pair of extremely kind uncles and aunts are not rich, their living conditions are obviously much better than those of Li Qingzhi and Xiaowei's mother and son. The dishes are not too hearty, but they are also rich in wine and meat. As a result, the hungry Xiao Chen and Shangguan Jin Feng both turned their strong hatred for each other into a monstrous amount of food.
Shangguan Jinfeng and Xiao Chen, who were smiling and cursing in their hearts, embarked on the return road hand in hand amid the thousands of instructions from the kind uncle and aunt. But once they reached an alley where no one was around, the two of them jumped away in a panic. The two looked at each other angrily, then snorted coldly and walked away.
"Daxiaojie, why don't I sneak up and slaughter this kid?" Jian Fang, who had been secretly following Shangguan Jinfeng, finally came up.
"Idiot! How many times do you want me to say it before you understand? Now you are not his opponent at all!" Shangguan Jinfeng roared wildly.
"It's hard to fight him, of course I'm not his opponent!, but Da Xiaojie, we can't do it clearly, can we come to the dark?" Jian Fang muttered quietly.
"That's right! It's not clear, I can come to the dark!" Shangguan Jinfeng's eyes lit up. Although this kid has the protection of the True God, I can't kill him!But that doesn't mean I can't fix him!" Shangguan Jinfeng's mouth showed a strange smile.
Xiao Chen, you're afraid that I'll lose such a big face. If this field is not recovered, I will not be a human being. As soon as he thought of what had just happened, Shangguan Jinfeng was furious. She took out the paper from her bosom that brought her endless shame and was about to tear it off. But her hand stopped moving. No, I have to keep this thing, only by looking at it will I remember the shame you brought me, Xiao Chen.
"Jian Fang, let's follow this bastard and go to Nangong Mansion!"
"Yes!
Similarly, Xiao Chen also took out the document he was forced to write, and was about to tear it up. But he put it away anyway after thinking about it. Keep it, keep it to remind yourself that in this world, good people can't just do it. Let's go back to Nangong's house first! After breaking into such a big basket, I'm afraid that only the eldest young master of Nangong can settle it.
"What do you want to do?" Suddenly, an extremely terrifying shout came from in front of Xiao Chen.
"Don't you know?" another high-pitched laugh came.
"Don't!" cried out in horror. Not good, someone is in danger. Xiao Chen instinctively wanted to rush out, but suddenly stopped. Enough trouble has been caused by what has just happened. It's better to have more than one thing and one less thing!" Xiao Chen shook his head and wanted to turn around and leave.
"Ahh No, you must not see someone in danger and ignore it. Xiao Chen didn't hesitate any longer, he pulled his leg and rushed towards the sound.
There were two men in front of him, one was a man in a brocade dress who looked unusually fat. At this time, he was lying on the ground, his body trembling, his precious clothes had already been torn, and his body was covered in blood. Xiao Chen was stunned for a moment, isn't this the fat man who just made him unlucky?
As for the other man who couldn't stop laughing, he was dressed in black, not only was his body unusually thin, but his face was also extremely thin. Especially the few sparse whiskers between the lower foreheads, which makes people feel disgusting when they look at it.
"Stop, what are you doing?" Xiao Chen was furious.
"Help me, help me, he's going to eat me!" As soon as he saw someone coming, the fat man lying on the ground seemed to see a savior, and he quickly raised his head and pleaded.
"Huh, why are you?" the fat man was stunned.
"What? You said he was going to eat you?" Xiao Chen was also stunned. Dead fatty, are you scared stupid? You said he was going to rob you, and I still believe it. No matter how bad it is, you say that he wants to forcibly rude you, and I can barely accept it. You say he's going to eat you? Oh, yes, it's 'eating' you.
Xiao Chen suddenly realized, it seems that even in this world, there are not only people who are good at this, but even the name is the same. A man 'eats' a little girl, and I can still accept it. A man 'eats' another man, or a man who is as fat as a pig. As soon as he thought of this, Xiao Chen couldn't hold back any longer, he rushed to the side and spit out in a big gulp.
"There's only one, I'm not addicted to it, I didn't expect another one, it seems that God is really not thin on me!" The thin man grabbed Xiao Chen.
"Let go of me, let go of me. Xiao Chen struggled in horror, I am a very normal person, I am not good at this. But Xiao Chen guessed wrong, and saw the thin man bite Xiao Chen's arm in one bite. In Xiao Chen's extremely miserable scream, a large piece of skin and flesh was actually bitten off by the man alive.
"It's delicious, it's delicious!" the man swallowed the bloody piece of flesh alive. Under the vigorous chewing, the man's snow-white sharp teeth can also be seen. What this guy says about eating is not the 'eating', but the real eating.
It's really cannibalism!
"Alas, it's over!" the fat man, who had long since lost a trace of strength, despaired. Originally, when I saw Xiao Chen coming here, I thought that a savior had come, but I didn't expect it to be like this. No matter how bad he is, he has fought with this guy for a few rounds. But look at this guy, he actually stood stupidly and let that guy eat.
"Great! I've never seen food like this that won't resist!" The thin man was overjoyed, and he decided to eat Xiao Chen now. Why don't you eat fat first? Nonsense, with lean meat, who will eat fatty meat?