Chapter 259: Death by Fart

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The rumbling sound, coming from the sky, the momentum is majestic, and it is completely a crushing situation. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"The spirit of the wood elemental walking in the void, obey my commands, I say I want wood, there will be wood!"

In the sound of Meng Lang's chanting, the gestures changed, and the "Wood Cage" appeared out of thin air in front of the erupting earth dragon.

The earth dragon bowed its body and swung its tail, and it was about to whip the "wooden cage".

Syllable!

The automatic burst and whipping were carried out at the same time, and several cracks appeared in the tail of the earth dragon, and the body stagnated for a moment. The dragon's tail was infused with Canaro magic and recovered in an instant.

The earth dragon shook its head and tail, and its spirit was vivid, and it rushed straight forward.

"Run!"

Meng Lang chanted as he ran, and the "Wooden Cage" summoned each time, although it was not formed, could still stop it for a moment and consume Cannaro's magic.

Running and casting magic is like setting off firecrackers in the light of fire, and setting off firecrackers to drive away earth dragons.

"That's right, if you press Meng Lang to beat this kid, I'll see that he doesn't like him, just kill him," the skeleton elf roared, and said his thoughts without hesitation, "Cannaro, kill Meng Lang, the treasure room on the third floor will be opened for you, let you choose the treasure!"

Cannaro, who has risen to kill, even if there is no roar of the skeleton elves, they will slaughter Meng Lang, not to mention that there are treasures to take, Cannaro will kill even more ferociously.

Several times, he was not too far from Meng Lang, but he narrowly escaped by him.

"Lord Skeleton, I will definitely serve you and kill Meng Lang!" Canaro responded.

Cannaro has great respect for the skeleton elves in the magic temple, and these elves are often powerful.

Hearing people's praise, the skeleton elf smiled, extremely comfortable.

Under his control, a firelight always shone on Meng Lang, exposing Meng Lang to Cannaro's sight and better pursue.

"...... Nima's Song, Skeleton, your eyeball has fallen, see if I don't kick your eyeball as a ball...... Song of Nima......"

The skeleton elf was so partial, which made Meng Lang angry and scolded endlessly, wanting to kick the skeleton elf's eyes as a ball.

"Boom...... Stinky Boy,...... You ......" The skeleton elf blew his beard angrily and stared at the beads, but it was limited to the master's rules, and he couldn't make a move, and the harrier roared like an eagle, "Cannaro, kill it, kill that kid, I'll give you an extra reward!"

The skeleton elves are really mad, and there are additional rewards.

Canaro roared excitedly: "My lord, don't worry, this kid is an ant in front of me, and I can kill him with my backhand." It's just this kid who slips away, slips too fast, it's hard to catch!"

"Boom, this is easy to do, I'll hit the pillar of fire light a little in front of him to go, and you can attack whichever point you want!" the skeleton elf screamed.

Rumble!

The pillar of firelight rose into the sky and landed in front of Meng Lang.

Sure enough, the next moment, Meng Lang ran into that pillar of light.

The skeleton elf can't kill Meng Lang directly, and skillfully interfere with one or two, as long as it is not too angry, it will not violate the rules of the master.

is like a guiding light, Cannaro's earth dragon has rushed in front of Meng Lang several times and intercepted Meng Lang, if it weren't for Meng Lang's magic fart sound to intercept it in time, Meng Lang would have become an earth dragon to capture the soul.

"The Song of Nima, the Skeleton, the Song of Nima, Cannaro, you two brothers and sisters, a piglet born by a mother, a piglet who is embarrassed, Lao Tzu wants to tear you to pieces!" Meng Lang's robe was torn, his hair was scattered, and there were several blood grooves, and the bones were deeply visible, which were the scars left by the dragon tail sweep of the earth dragon.

If it weren't for Meng Lang's physical strength, he would almost die.

"Boy, the time of death is coming, and you dare to be hard-mouthed!" Cannaro said disdainfully.

The skeleton elf skewed back and forth on the edge of the cauldron, and the skull monster shouted: "Boy, you don't want to learn magic, it's a shame to think magic, I'm just helping you, and there's no shame in dying!"

"Nima's Song, Skeleton, when did Lao Tzu say that being a magician is a shame, Nima's Song ......" Meng Lang scolded angrily.

"You ......" The skeleton elf's big eyes rolled wildly, a little hesitant, and the command lamppost was slightly slow, and he didn't rush to Meng Lang's predetermined position.

In this way, Meng Lang had a chance to breathe.

After waiting for this opportunity, Meng Lang's eyes closed slightly, and he took the sky-shaking bow on his back in his hand, and immediately, a coercion came out, shocking his heart.

Without hesitation, Meng Lang actually directly put the club-like magic wand directly on the sky-shaking bow.

The vitality of heaven and earth roared and gathered on the stick.

The cyan long arrows condensed, and the power of destroying the world was sent out from the sticks and wooden arrows.

"Open~"

The wooden arrow left his hand, just like a long rainbow, traversing the void.

The magic earth dragon that rushed through the oncoming face, like shooting on the papier-mâché window, opened its teeth and claws, and the fierce earth dragon shattered from the skull with a bang, turned into countless pieces, and returned to nothingness.

And the Mu Xing arrow was also annihilated, and the stick returned to Meng Lang's hands.

Burst~

The magic was broken, and a mouthful of blood spurted out from the Cannaro crack, staining the black robe on his chest red, his eyes showed panic, and he said in a trembling voice: "You violated the rules, and the rules of Lord Skeleton are not allowed to use powers other than magic...... You ......"

The magic is broken, and for a while, it is impossible to condense.

Cannaro is like a half-crippled man, waiting to be slaughtered.

"Meng Lang, you broke the rules, I will punish you. The skeleton elf almost fell off the cauldron and roared.

An astonishingly powerful wooden arrow gathered again, this time targeting not Cannaro but the skeleton elf.

Powerful and incomparable, it can definitely penetrate the skeleton elf, and the sense of crisis that is locked makes the skeleton elf calm down, and said tremblingly: "I take back what I said, Meng Lang, you have not violated my rules, as long as you win, I will take you into the treasure pavilion on the third layer." ”

"That's not bad!" Meng Lang coldly withdrew the wooden arrow.

The skeleton elf wiped a cold sweat in a panic and flew off the cauldron, no longer controlling the firelight, causing the square to go into darkness again.

Da Da Da ~ Canaro listened in horror to the clear footsteps of each step, the fear in his heart was incomparable, the magic was broken, and nature repulsed.

The damage caused by the backlash to the mage is huge, not only is it difficult to cast the magic again, but even the immortal magic is extremely difficult to emanate.

Magic backlash not only hurts the soul, but also hurts the body and the body.

Syllable!

A slap slammed into Cannaro's face, and the robe that covered his face was torn, revealing the face of the five fingerprints underneath the robe.

If you don't have five fingerprints, you're still quite handsome.

A wisp of blood flowed from the corner of Cannaluo's mouth, and he didn't dare to wipe it, just looked at Meng Lang in horror.

Meng Lang slowly squatted down, looked at Cannaro, and said, "Who kills whom, it's as easy as pinching an ant to death?"

"Of course, of course...... Of course it's your ......," Canaro turned his face away, not daring to look directly at Meng Lang.

"Damn, it's a soft bone too!"

Meng Lang stood up and stepped on Cannaro's chest, with a clattering sound, several bones were broken, and the huge pain made Cannaro want to crash to death and leave this too illusory realm.

It's a pity that he can't do it, and he can't even die if he wants to.

You can't survive and you can't die.

After stepping on a few more feet, each step was accompanied by a pig-killing howl.

"What should I do?" Meng Lang seemed to have a major doubt that could not be solved, and suddenly his eyes lit up, looking at the skeleton elf hiding in the dark.

"Skeleton, you tell me, in the realm of too illusory, how can a real body be completely dead!"

Before the skeleton elf could answer, Cannaro's sparse body squirmed, and he said again and again: "My lord, my lord...... Spare my life, spare my life, I am willing to make an immortal oath and become a slave of adults, please don't let my true body be destroyed......"

"As for you, a magician like you, I don't believe it, maybe you have some secret method that can break your oath, besides, in the realm of too illusory, it is difficult to say if the oath does not work. Meng Lang denied the authenticity.

Trembling, Cannaro's body trembled like an earthworm, and said in a trembling voice: "My lord, I am willing to be your slave, there is absolutely no secret method, my lord......"

"Noisy ......"

A palm fell, breaking Cannaro's tongue, bleeding all over his mouth and scattering his teeth so that he could no longer speak, but it didn't kill him.

After doing all this, Meng Lang looked up, the skeleton elf's body trembled, and said secretly: "What kind of person is this, it's even more ferocious than me." ”

"My lord, yes, absolutely yes, as long as you kill him with magic, your real body will die in reality!" said the skeleton elf, afraid of facing that terrifying giant bow again.

"So, isn't that true?"

Meng Lang was a little scared, if Medea really wanted to kill herself, wouldn't she even destroy her real body and disappear into this world completely.

"Of course, you will never dare to lie to your lord......" The skeleton elf's eyes were sincere, and he didn't mean to lie at all.

Suddenly, at the feet of Meng Lang, it was like a volcano about to erupt, and Cannaro, who was originally like a dead pig, seemed to be full of power.

"Self-destruct!"

Meng Lang could see at a glance that Canaro was going to blow himself up, seeking a chance to be indestructible.

In the Illusory Realm, if it explodes, the chance of the real body dying at the same time is extremely high, exceeding the chance of being killed by others.

"There are no doors, give it to me!"

The immortal power surged, forming a cyan cage, and Cannaro, whose body was inflated, squeezed it down fiercely, and soon returned to its original state.

The self-explosion failed, and Cannaro was like the heavens and the earth had collapsed, and there was no longer a trace of life, and it was slaughtered by others, and there was no longer the slightest power to fight back.

You can't even die if you want to.

"The spirit of the wood element walking in the void, obey my orders, I say if you want wood, there will be wood!" Meng Lang put the Sky Shaking Bow back on his back and chanted reverently.

The gestures are constantly changing, and the mystery is profound.

Strange and esoteric gestures, even the skeleton elves looked at them, and they had never seen them before.

"Wooden Cage!"

Poof, like a fart exploded.

In an instant, Cannaro completely burst and turned into nothing.

A junior magician, or a top junior magician, died under a fart, which is really wronged.

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