See through, see through your mother!

The moonlight is so beautiful tonight, what does it have to do with the pill?

Deng Nian said with a dark face, "Then can you tell me, what does this mean?"

Fa Zhao snorted coldly, pretending to be a master outside the world, picked up the note and said lightly, "The moonlight is so beautiful tonight, and on the surface, it is indeed a simple declarative sentence." ”

"But there is another layer of meaning! The master is satirizing! **Nakedly satirizing the controversy between contemporary Buddhism and Taoism! And it is a harsh criticism of the problems of contemporary society!"

Denin: ???

Dare to ask how you can analyze the meaning of sarcasm from such a simple sentence?

Fa Zhao looked at the sky and said lightly, "Therefore, being a human being is not superficial, especially being a monk is not superficial, haven't you noticed it? Every word of this sentence contains a very deep philosophy. ”

"It's a pity that my realm is not enough, and I can only read the first three words. ”

Rumble!

Just when Deng Nian wanted to complain, something incredible happened.

The realm of Fazhao directly rose one level, and the terrifying thing was that the heart cultivation and martial cultivation were rising at the same time.

Deng Nian was dumbfounded.

"Nima, why do you still bring a realm breakthrough?"

At first, he thought that all this was Fazhao's brain supplement.

But the scene in front of him directly slapped him heavily.

The realm has broken through, what else can he say?

Deng Nian hurriedly said, "However, what does this have to do with pills?"

Fa Zhao looked at the note and said lightly, "The moonlight is beautiful has many meanings, and one of them is that the black thing on the table is the elixir that can save the master." ”

Immediately afterward, Fa Zhao hurriedly said, "Quick! Feed Master!"

Huh? Do you really want to feed it?

Deng Nian looked at the black thing in front of him, why did he look so much like a big snot?

Uh-uh....

Could it be his delusion?

But why didn't this elixir exude aura? And why couldn't he see through the material inside?

Fa Zhao hurriedly said, "Deng Nian, what are you waiting for, feed it to Master, do you want to see Master die here?"

Deng Nian stumbled and replied, "However, this is not like an elixir at all, it does not exude aura, and I can't see the materials inside, and I feel like a big snot gala (commonly known as nasal feces)." ”

Fa Zhao sighed, and said, "This is a test for the seniors! It is the seniors who suppressed the aura and used the secret method to hide the materials, and it is to see if you dare to eat it." ”

"If you don't feed Master, then it will be tantamount to failing the test, and Master will die here. ”

Deng Nian hesitated, it was indeed true, this was indeed the only possibility that could save his stepfather.

On the road.

Lin Xuantian suddenly sounded, the door of the room didn't seem to be locked, what if it was a thief?

"Yuyu, there is a cafeteria in front of you, you go eat first, I'll go back and close the door first, and then go over." Lin Xuantian said with a smile.

Li Yuyu nodded and walked to the cafeteria in front alone.

The Imperial Palace Outside Lin Xuantian's room.

What's going on? How did my door open? It seems that there is still someone in the house?

It can't be a thief, right?

Inside the house.

"Master Xuantian, you're here!" Fa Zhao walked forward and said quickly.

Lin Xuantian was taken aback and asked suspiciously, "Who are you?"

Fa Zhao hurriedly said, "I'm a master, I'm Fa Zhao, the Fa Zhao under the third princess." ”

Huh?

Lin Xuantian looked at it carefully, not to mention, it really looked like a law photo, but the law photo he saw a few days ago was not so fat.

But why is this Fazhao as fat as a pig?

"I haven't seen you lose a lot of weight in a few days. Lin Xuantian looked at Fazhao's big belly and said.

Fa Zhao replied with a smile: "This is not your blessing to the master, since you have done it according to the secret of the master, day by day not only the cultivation has increased, but the weight has also increased." ”

Lin Xuantian: ......

, is the IQ of this group of monks so low?

This Nima, is it really serious?

Tease that?

Anyway, how much fat do you have to eat? Can you be fat like this?

Lin Xuantian then said, "By the way, why are you coming to me?"

Fa Zhao hurriedly said, "Master, don't pretend, the great kindness of the master to save my master, I and Deng Nian will remember it." ”

What?

Immediately afterwards, Lin Xuantian turned his head to look and found that Monk Dengnian had actually picked up Yuyu's big snot and picked it up, as if he was going to feed it to the old monk lying on the ground.

it!

Nima!

What kind of fetish is this?

Lin Xuantian said in confusion, "What are you doing......

Fa Zhao replied, "Isn't this the elixir given to us by the masters? Don't worry, even if the appearance is ugly by the masters, we understand that this is a test given to us by the masters, and this is a test of whether we have the courage to give it a go." ”

Lin Xuantian: ???

What are you farting?

What elixir? How do I not know?

Isn't that Yuyu's big snot quack?

"No, it's not that you listen to me, it's not a life-saving elixir, the doctor has come back, you should take it to the doctor quickly, if you really eat it, the old monk will kill you when he wakes up!" Lin Xuantian looked at the old monk lying on the ground and said quickly.

He could also guess more or less that eighty percent of the old monks on the ground were sick, and then they mistakenly thought that the big snot gala was some kind of life-saving elixir.

Fa Zhao smiled and said, "Test! Master, you are still testing us! Don't you still believe us? Dengnian! Let the master see our courage to give it a go!"

What's the test, your sister!

Don't make a fuss! If this person dies, I can't afford it!

Looking at the clothes he wears, it is estimated that his status in the palace is not low.

Your sister!

If this is dead, don't blame me?

Lin Xuantian hurriedly rushed to the scene and hurriedly said, "No! Listen to me! That's really not an elixir! Stop! You will definitely regret it for the rest of your life!"

Deng Nian turned his head to look at Lin Xuantian, and then thought about what Fa Zhao said before, it seemed that all this was really a test.

test, I dare not give it a go.

Master, I didn't expect that a master is not a loser.

Open your mouth! Father-in-law, here's the life-saving elixir!

Deng Nian didn't say a word at this time, and directly stuffed it into Jianzhen's mouth.

Seeing this scene, Lin Xuantian was directly stupid.

Nima's! Why do you just not believe it!

When Jianzhen, who was lying on the ground, noticed it, he was stunned on the spot, and both pairs of eyes were about to pop out, as if he was struggling hard.

Seeing that Jianzhen was about to pop his eyes out, Deng Nian swallowed his breath and said in surprise, "Alive!

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