Chapter 115: Ulysses
"Being able to memorize all these words shows that you are still very hard-working, and the teacher likes to work hard. Luo Xia Yao said.
"Huh. Li Yi smiled lightly, it's hard to say that I can memorize tens of thousands of dictionaries in a thousandth of a second, and it has nothing to do with hard work.
"Have you memorized the words of this semester?" Luo Xiayao continued.
"I will do it all. Li Yi said.
"Plenum?" Luo Xia Yao blinked.
This semester has just begun, and I haven't learned a few chapters of the text, even the top few students can't memorize them all, and Li Yi actually said that the plenum?
Luo Xiayao cleared her throat with hesitation, and said slowly: "Then let me ask you a few questions, if you really memorize the words of this semester, you don't need to write a review, but you have to apologize to Teacher Fei, you know?"
Li Yi smiled and did not answer.
Luo Xiayao sighed in her heart, and secretly said I must stump him and frustrate his sharpness, otherwise he really doesn't know what his surname is.
So she took the textbook, deliberately flipped to the last few units, and found some words with triangles, which are not required to spell in the syllabus, and are particularly long, and asked Li Yi questions.
Li Yi didn't think about it again, and directly gave the correct answer, as if he didn't notice that these words were out of line.
"Eh, you even memorized the words with triangles, so hard?" Luo Xiayao asked in surprise.
I thought that Li Yi was just working hard and catching up with last year's progress, but I didn't expect him to even preview this year's words so slippery.
Luo Xiayao was in a good mood, and her gaze at Li Yi softened even more: "Okay, the teacher is the talker, I won't let you write a review, but you have to apologize to Teacher Fei, and promise me privately that you are not allowed to skip class." ”
The beautiful teacher thought to herself at this time that I was really right, a student who worked hard like this, expulsion is a loss for the class, and his final grades will definitely improve by leaps and bounds!
Li Yi picked up the cup on the table, poured a glass of water for Luo Xiayao, and then sat down again, and said slowly: "Teacher Luo, the words I told you before were not angry with you, but the truth. Our family's business is very busy and needs me to take care of it, and I may not have time to attend classes in the future. If the school wants to expel me, then expel me, I don't have a problem, after all, I want to focus on the family business. ”
"Yo yo yo, it's still a family business, don't watch a few Korean dramas and be fluttering, even if your family wants to do business, you can't delay your studies!" Luo Xiayao patted the table, very domineering.
"Teacher Luo, the school can't teach me anything, and I don't need to study. Li Yi gently picked up the dictionary in his hand, "Look, I know all the words on it, don't you memorize this when you come to school?"
"Why are you like this, this kid!" Luo Xia Yao's pretty face stiffened, and she was just about to reprimand Li Yi for a few sentences, but suddenly thought that this kid had a rebellious personality, don't disagree with each other and fight again, so she took out a set of final exam papers and said: "What I learned in school is not only words, but also grammar and sentence patterns. Well, you made this paper for me, and if you can get 150 points, I can let you skip class!"
Li Yi picked up the paper and said with a smile: "Teacher, there is an essay in English, and the essay score is not as much as you want to give? ”
"Yo, it looks like you're really going to get a perfect score. Luo Xia Yao smiled, "Then except for the essay, you are all right, and I will count you as a full score!"
"Good. Li Yi casually picked up the pen on the table and replied with a brush.
The English papers are almost all multiple-choice questions, and Li Yi also answers them quickly. Luo Xiayao only felt a blink of an eye, and the roll was thrown back.
"Hey, you don't know how to do it, don't be foolish!" Luo Xia Yao said angrily.
The teacher is watching in front of you, but you don't even look at the questions, pick up the paper and fill it in for a while, which is too much!
"I'm not blind, it's all right. Li Yi said.
"Okay, if I find a mistake, you can copy it for me a hundred times!" Luo Xia Yao said angrily.
"Whatever you want. Li Yi spread his hands.
Luo Xiayao then picked up the answer and faced them one by one. By the way, it didn't take more than ten for her eyes to widen. The answer written by Li Yi is exactly the same as the standard answer!
Further back, Luo Xiayao was even more surprised. This kid's hand-covered scroll is actually all right, which is also too mysterious!
Even if you memorize the answers in advance, you can't slip away like this!
Luo Xiayao's eyes when she looked at Li Yi suddenly became very strange.
"Okay, Mr. Luo?" asked Li Yi with a smile.
"It's not good!" Luo Xiayao was a little unwilling, and found another test paper. This one is not a set of questions from the previous one, even if Li Yi has seen the previous one, it is impossible to see this set.
"Answer this paper for me!"
Li Yi took the volume noncommittally, and then began to write again. When Luo Xiayao took back the paper, she found that it was another complete test paper!
Luo Xiayao looked at Li Yi and became more and more puzzled.
Even if you are good at English and can do it, you won't be able to do it so quickly, right?
"Teacher, you don't have to look at me like that, my English is very good, the school really can't teach me anything. Li Yi said.
"That's what you said!" Luo Xiayao gritted her teeth, took out an English book from the bookshelf casually, handed it to Li Yi and said, "Since you have good English, read this book to me, don't make mistakes!"
Li Yi smiled: "Teacher Luo, if I don't make a mistake after reading this book, you can't let me apologize to that Teacher Fei anymore, and I don't need to apologize to him in the first place, how about it?"
Luo Xiayao secretly thought that the books on her bookshelf were all original English books, even if she read them easily, Li Yi couldn't read them well, so she nodded and said, "Okay, but if you misread a word, you have to apologize!"
"No problem, I'll win in a while, Mr. Luo, don't regret it!" Li Yi said.
"The teacher always counts when he talks!" Luo Xiayao said as she opened the book, "Read this page and the next ten pages for me, and don't read the jam." ”
“OK。 Li Yi glanced at the book and read it aloud.
"Huh?" Luo Xiayao listened to Li Yi's fluent English, first stunned, and then her whole face turned red.
She has a lot of English-only classics on her bookshelf, including a complete set of Shakespeare, Hemingway, Jane Eyre, Wuthering Heights, and Uncle Tom's Cabin...... Wait a minute. She didn't pay attention when she smoked the book, she just smoked one at random.
But when Li Yi recited, she felt that the content of this book was a little wrong. This plot is about the heroine watching the mating of a male dog and a female on the street......
After listening to two sentences with a shy face, Luo Xiayao finally survived this plot. Although the content was a little embarrassing, after all, it was English, and she could only act as if she hadn't heard anything.
But in the next plot, Luo Xiayao found it even more embarrassing.
The heroine begins to recall her intimate interactions with a variety of men......
"Wait, what are you reading this?" Luo Xiayao couldn't help but ask.
"Oh, this book is ......" Li Yi flipped through the cover, "Ulysses." ”
"Ah, it's actually ......," Luo Xiayao's face turned even redder.
Ulysses is a masterpiece of stream-of-consciousness fiction and has been hailed as the first of the 100 best English novels of the 20th century, and is the most experimental and controversial work of modern British fiction.
It can be said that in foreign countries, this book is equivalent to "Dream of Red Mansions" in China, and it is necessary to read it.
However, literature has never been a world thing, and we admit that Western masterpieces can be translated with them, but if someone in China dares to write a similar book, the author will not only not be able to become a great writer, but will also be imprisoned for at least three and a half years. Because the content of this book is all over the line......
Well, very over-the-line, very discordant!
"Don't read it, don't read it!" Luo Xia Yao said urgently.
She was just a recent college graduate and not yet married. With the conservative nature of the Chinese people, this kind of book will blush when she looks at it twice, so how can she let the student read it to her?
What's more, the paragraph that Luo Xiayao opened casually is the part of the protagonist's wife, the plot will become more and more unsightly, worse and worse, she doesn't dare to read this paragraph when she reads it herself!
Li Yi smiled slightly and said, "Okay, I won't read it, then teacher, you lost, I don't have to apologize to Ferrian anymore." ”
"No!" Luo Xiayao shouted loudly.
Ferrian wants to report the situation to the principal and expel Li Yi, she must make Li Yi apologize in order to make a big deal small!
"Teacher, you can't talk and don't count. Li Yi said with a smile.
"But you haven't finished reading it!" Luo Xia Yao said embarrassedly.
"You said that I didn't make a mistake after reading it, so forget it, but you didn't let me finish reading it......" Li Yi put on a helpless look.
"You...... You ......" Luo Xia Yao's face was so hot that she could almost roast a sweet potato!
How did I know you read Ulysses!
A female teacher and a male student are alone in the room, how can I listen to you read this thing!
After struggling for a long time, Luo Xiayao still decided to let Li Yi read it. She is a teacher, how can a teacher's words not count? This stream-of-consciousness novel is obscure and difficult, and it is strange that Li Yi can read it smoothly.
"Okay, you read it again, and if you read a word wrong, you lose!"
"I'm not going to lose, teacher. Li Yi smiled slightly and read aloud again.
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