A thatched house on the side of Qingcheng Mountain Road, a canopy, this is the famous Wang Poyan shop. Tea, soju, fried peanuts, fried beans, fried soybeans, fried beans, dried tofu, preserved eggs, salt eggs, braised eggs and so on are all sold, but the most famous, the loudest, the best reputation, the most sold is Wang Po's sweet water.

The reverse dragon fled in panic all the way, looking back in horror while fleeing, and fled for twenty or thirty miles, sweating and embarrassed. Seeing that there was no one to chase after him, he slowed down his pace and took a breath.

When people run for their lives, they don't feel anything, they just run for their lives. The pressure is a little lowered, and once the spirit is relaxed, you will know that you are hungry and thirsty. Ao Yi just now because of the desperate run, the consumption doubled, so once he relaxed, he felt extremely hungry, even stronger than the usual hunger, even more hungry panic, this is the famous hunger multiplication theory. At this time, the reverse dragon felt hungry, very hungry, as if he needed a steamed bun the size of a mountain to fill his stomach. Ao Wei touched his stomach and said to himself: "After fighting for so long and running so far, my stomach is also rumbling and crying out that I am hungry." He took a look and saw a thatched hut shop in front of him, holding out the banner of "Wang Po Sweet Water".

The dragon hurriedly turned into the shop and saw an old woman rolling sweet water. The old woman was startled when she saw such a big man coming, and said tremblingly, "What do you command, this guest officer?"

The reverse dragon looked a little impatient and said: "Old witch, bring me a big bowl of sweet water, Master Long is hungry." ”

The old woman leaned over, glanced at Ao Yi with curious old eyes, and asked, "Master Long? You are the Lord of the Dragon? You dare to call yourself Lord Long? It is inevitably strange for an old woman who has never seen the world.

Ao Wei felt slighted. Quite dissatisfied: "Old witch, you don't even know the famous Minjiang Dragon Prince? ”

The old woman squinted at Ao Shun, and her gaze was very special. With an animal and sharp, he said: "Know, who said that you don't know the Dragon Lord of Minjiang? ”

Ao Yi felt that this sentence sounded ironic, although he was tired and hungry, he still had the strength to be angry: "Old witch, I know if I turn this king into ashes." What do you mean, are you cursing this king?"

The old woman leaned over and looked very humble, and said: "What my old beggar woman said means that the dragon prince is turned into ashes, and it is also the dragon bone dragon scum dragon gray dragon qi, the domineering of the dragon, the royal spirit of the dragon, how can you not know it?"

Ao Wei listened to these flattering words, and his heart was sweet for a while. But Ao was suspicious, especially after the rebellion of the head of the drought. The suspicion is even heavier. He felt that this humble old woman was a little weird at the moment, so he asked: "Old witch, why hasn't this king seen this shop before?"

Old Lady Wang said, "Lord Long, I have been selling noodles here for five or six years. Look at my old thatched house is the best proof of this, dilapidated, thin teeth, full of vicissitudes. ”

Ao Wei immediately took a look at this dilapidated thatched hut, there were sparse leaks everywhere, ventilation and light, it was indeed a dilapidated thatched hut, no problem. But he still had doubts: "The house is old, but why hasn't this king seen this shop?"

Old Lady Wang said, "My Dragon Master, you said that you have never seen this shop, which is normal. This is not surprising. The dragon lord eats fine clothes and jade food on weekdays, eats lion liver and bear bile, drinks leopard blood, and tiger urine, where can he see the sweet water surface of Wang Po in his eyes?"

Ao Yi thought for a moment and nodded again and again: "That's what I said." But immediately I felt as if I was being sarcastically ridiculed and ridiculed by Wang Po. Immediately turned his face: "Old witch, what do you mean when you say I drink tiger urine?

Wang Po said: "Lord Long, please calm your anger, folk remedies, tiger urine is a good medicine for rheumatism." The old beggar thinks that the dragon prince will live in the Dragon Palace for a long time, and he must have rheumatic pain, and what he drinks must be tiger urine!"

In addition to stomach pain, Ao Wei does have rheumatism, swelling and pain on weekdays, so he is still quite interested in Wang Po's tiger urine home remedies, so he turned around and asked: "Old demon woman, why do you think that the widow loves to drink tiger urine?"

Wang Po said humorously: "The old beggar woman thinks that the tiger is the king of the mountain, and its urine is as precious as elixir, can ordinary people drink it? ”

Although Ao Shun was still uncomfortable with Wang Pozhi's words, he couldn't say anything, so he had to eat Coptis chinensis dumbly, and he couldn't say it.

The old woman further relieved the suspicion of the Dragon Lord, and said: "The Dragon Lord travels on weekdays with strict guards, and walks in clusters, can you see the old man's broken grass house?"

Ao Shun had no choice but to say: "It makes sense, it makes sense." Without further ado, let's cook sweet water for this prince. Cook the sweet water surface hard, so that you can stand the hunger, and the taste should be better. ”

Mrs. Wang said: "Master Long, please rest assured, the sweet water surface made by the old body is famous far and wide, well-known at home and abroad, and it is first-class and delicious." Does the sweet water surface have to be red and light? ”

The reverse dragon was extremely impatient: "Hurry up, hurry up! What kind of red is light and red heavy? Just put more chili oil." ”

The old woman said very respectfully: "Master Long, red light means less chili oil, and red heavy means more chili oil." What Long Ye wants is red weight. Please wait. After saying that, he turned around and went to make noodles.

Ao rebel said angrily: "It's so shivering!"

In a moment, the sound of dough closing and rolling pins was heard from the kitchen. The suspicious Ao Shun seemed to hear some condensed voice, so he asked very nervously: "Old witch, why do you have the sound of shaking the iron chain when you are together?"

The old woman replied as she made noodles: "Lord Dragon, how can an old woman have any iron chains?" The Dragon Lord has never heard the sound of the noodles hitting the rolling pin, thinking that it is the sound of iron chains. ’

After a while, when the old woman picked the noodles and turned to mix the seasoning, she saw that the sweet water bowl seemed to move, and asked, "Who moved my noodles?" but no one responded.

Ao Shun heard the old woman's questioning voice and became suspicious: "Old witch, who are you talking to?"

"Lord Long, when the old body was making seasoning, the noodle bowl moved, and the old body asked who moved the noodle bowl? ”

Ao Shun was very vigilant, afraid that someone would poison him: "Old witch." Don't put rat medicine in the noodle bowl!"

The old woman said, "Don't worry, Lord Long, in this poor place where birds don't lay eggs, there is no rat medicine to sell." ”

Ao Yi asked again: "Is there arsenic?" "Arsenic, wipe your face, who can still moisturize your skin if you can't afford to eat?"

The reverse dragon couldn't wait: "Old witch, what are you talking about?

"Okay. The old woman trembled and brought a bowl of sweet water.

The reverse dragon took the noodles, hurriedly and hurriedly ate them after a few clicks. After a few bites, he always felt that something was not quite right, so he asked the old woman: "Old witch, where is this sweet water? I can't even chew it. “

The old woman said patiently: "Lord Long, this sweet water, what you said is that you have to be a little stiffer in your old body before you can endure it." Master Long, don't worry, chew slowly, chew well. ”

Ao Wei picked up the bowl again and ate slowly, chewing slowly, feeling softer. But he felt that it was too troublesome to eat slowly, so he simply picked up the bowl. Pour a bowl of sweet water directly into your stomach at once, and then pat your stomach, which is very pleasant.

The old woman who was standing aside and observing the reverse dragon eating noodles suddenly laughed loudly: "Hah!ha!ha!ha!"

The reverse dragon felt inexplicable, and said angrily: "Old witch, what are you laughing at?

The old woman said solemnly: "Who do you think I am?"

When the reverse dragon saw it, the old woman had changed into a majestic Lishan old mother.

The reverse dragon recognized the old mother of Lishan: "The old mother of Lishan." What are you doing here?"

Lishan's old mother said categorically: "The old body specially helped Li Bing and his son to subdue you!"

The reverse dragon disagreed, and said: "It turns out that you are embarrassed. Lishan old mother, you are in charge of the mountain, I am in charge of the water, our river water does not violate the landscape, we are not related, why do you have to do too much, intervene. Besides, this king is not afraid of you!"

Lishan's mother said, "You're not afraid, aren't you a little arrogant?"

The reverse dragon said fearlessly: "It's not just a little arrogant, it's very arrogant at all." This king is not afraid of anyone, and he is afraid of you as a woman!

Lishan old mother. Yan said: "Are you really not afraid?"

The reverse dragon was a little arrogant: "Nonsense, this king is afraid of you?"

Lishan's mother asked, "What did you eat just now?"

The reverse dragon said unabashedly: "Sweet water!"

The old mother of Lishan said in a fierce voice: "That's not sweet water, that's the iron chain that locks your heart and liver!"

When the reverse dragon heard this, he thought of the sweet water he had just eaten, which was as hard as an iron chain, and he couldn't chew it. I felt that my stomach immediately hurt: "Ouch." My belly!" He covered his stomach, his legs were weak, his face was like earth, and he knelt on the ground and begged for mercy: "Mother Lishan, spare me, we have no grievances, take back your chain, I kowtow to you." ”

The old mother of Lishan said: "It is impossible to spare you this evil obstacle, you have committed a heinous crime against the people of Minjiang, and it is difficult to write a book." ”

When the reverse dragon heard this, his soul flew out of his body, and he kowtowed like pounding garlic: "Old mother Lishan, spare me, I'll kowtow to your old man." As he spoke, he knocked his head on the pound.

At this time, a familiar hoarse voice suddenly sounded in the ears of the reverse dragon: "King, don't be afraid, I have already put the Iron Pill in the sweet water." The chain has been turned into a nutritious product, does it still hurt to touch your stomach?"

As soon as the reverse dragon touched his stomach, it didn't hurt anymore.

The reverse dragon suddenly stood up, strutting forward, more energetic, more powerful, and more rampant than before!

Lishan's old mother was very calm, and said sharply: "Evil obstacles, don't be arrogant!"

Ao Shun was very arrogant: "This king is not arrogant now, when will he be arrogant?"

The old mother of Lishan behaved very well and patiently, and said: "Just now, I saw the sweet water bowl move, and I knew that there was fraud, so I hurriedly added the Eliminator Spirit, and the mana of the Iron Pill has been eliminated. ”

When Ao Wei heard that the Eliminating Pill Spirit had eliminated the mana of the Iron Pill, he suddenly felt that his stomach hurt like a knife. yelled: "I'm going to die of pain!" Lishan's old mother will spare me, I will recognize you as my godmother." ”

Lishan's old mother said with a blue face: "I won't accept you as a godson." ”

Ao Shun begged again: "Old Mother Lishan, if you spare Xiaolong, I will knock you one hundred and eight thousand rings." As he spoke, he knocked his head loudly.

At this critical moment, the hoarse voice of the school said in Ao Yi's ear: "King, you are doing something strange with your psychological effect, in fact, I use a 1+1 double-material iron pill, the old woman's Eliminator spirit can't work, the king doesn't have to be nervous, it's okay." ”

As soon as he heard this, Ao Shun's stomach immediately not only did not hurt, but his spirit doubled, and he patted his stomach: "It doesn't hurt anymore, it doesn't hurt at all." ”

Lishan's mother was shocked.

"Ho, ho, ha, ha, ha, a false alarm!"

The old mother of Lishan shouted: "Evil animal, where are you going!"

The reverse dragon despised the old mother of Lishan: "This king can go casually, can you control it?"

Lishan's old mother said: "Reverse Dragon, don't be too happy. ”

Ao Wei said sourly: "Not early, not early, it's just the right time." ”

The Invisible Daoist said in a hoarse voice, "King, how do you feel now?"

'It feels very energetic. Ao Wei puffed up his dragon chest and said.

The old mother of Lishan couldn't understand: 'Evil animal, where did you get your divine power?'

Ao Shun said very arrogantly: 'This king has the help of nobles. ‘

Lishan's mother was completely stunned.

The hoarse voice flattered: "Your lord, you will become more and more energetic. ‘

Ao Shun knows how to be grateful: "Friend, you have saved the widow's life many times in danger, how can I repay you?"

The invisible Taoist said in a hoarse voice: "Stick a knife in your friend's ribs, thank you." ”

The reverse dragon said very sincerely: "No, that's not good, you don't repay the kindness of a gentleman." ”