Chapter 2: Black Eats Black

The so-called black eats black, which is just an excuse, Lei Dong is not short of this money.

This is not because Lei Dong's sense of justice is overflowing, and he wants to eliminate harm for the people. It's just a few little thieves, and he can't get into Lei Dong's eyes at all, he is a famous wolf tooth, and the people who deserve his action are all felons who are full of evil.

The reason why Redon made a move was entirely for his own identity.

Although Lei Dong was holding an official letter in his hand, and although the units that issued the letter were under the control of Lei Dong's comrades-in-arms, this matter was a bit unconventional after all, and with Lei Dong's understanding of the domestic system, he knew very well that it would not be easy for him to regain his legal identity. And the crux of the problem lies in the household registration department of the police station.

In order to make things easier in the future, Lei Dong decided to arrest these four thieves, and the right was to give a big gift to the police station.

Lei Dong's words directly amused the four thieves.

"Wow, not only are you a begging for food, but you also have nerve problems?" The bearded Zile couldn't even straighten his waist: "You're still black, where the hell are you black?"

"My hands are also dark. Lei Dong took a step forward and said, "Come with me to the police station, hand over the things you stole today to the police comrades, make a record, chat, and drink tea, okay?"

"Where the hell did the nervous disease come from?" The thin monkey couldn't cry and laughed, and kicked over: "Roll the calf, if it weren't for Grandpa cutting the fat sheep today, break your leg or not?"

"I don't believe it. Lei Dong copied his right hand, directly grabbed the thin monkey's feet and neck, and said: "I have a bad temper, I only say good things once, you guys should go with me obediently, so as not to suffer from flesh and skin." ”

"You're fucking looking for death!" "The skinny monkey went crazy and raised his fist to hit Lei Dong.

It's a pity that his feet and neck are in Lei Dong's hands, and his fists can't reach him at all, and his strength is very strong, but he can only hit the air.

"Since you don't listen to persuasion, then I'm welcome!" Lei Dong's eyes flashed, and he suddenly raised his right hand and kicked his left foot out horizontally.

With a "bang", the body of the thin monkey flew out four or five meters away, lying on the ground and unable to get up.

Once he made his move, Lei Dong no longer hesitated, his speed was as fast as lightning, and his left palm cut horizontally, instantly hitting the back of the female thief's head, and the female thief collapsed to the ground before she could scream.

Immediately after that, Lei Dong took a step to the left, and the lightning in his right hand stretched out his wrist that grabbed his beard and brought it into his arms, and at the same time, his head met it like a heavy hammer.

"Bang!" the two heads collided, Lei Dong was unscathed, but his beard immediately fainted.

Lei Dong's movements were too fast, in just two or three seconds, the leopard's three subordinates all lay down, the leopard was frightened and frightened, "swish" pulled out a dagger, and shouted: "You...... Who the hell are you?"

"I used to be a brick movers, and I worked in a black brick kiln for seven or eight years. Lei Dong smiled, seemed to be very satisfied with his fake identity, and said: "I said, you'd better throw away the dagger, otherwise the police will ask later, you carry a murder weapon with you, but the crime will be added to the crime!"

Although he was holding a knife, his hand was trembling, and the leopard did not dare to stab forward at all.

"If you don't know how to play with knives, don't play with them, and if you don't get it right, you'll stab yourself. I didn't see any movement from Lei Dong, the leopard's dagger was in Lei Dong's hand, and he played a few knife flowers casually, and then flicked it casually, and the dagger was stuck in the crown of a tree more than ten meters high and couldn't get down. Lei Dong raised his hand and patted the leopard on the shoulder, and the leopard consciously squatted on the ground with his head in his hands. "I threw the murder weapon at you, but if you are reluctant, you can let the police find it, I don't care. ”

Let the police find it, isn't that sick?

The leopard cried and said, "Big brother, I admit it, can you tell me where we offended you?"

"If you haven't offended me, you're unlucky. Lei Dong sat down on the side of the road and said, "I want to find the police station to do something, but I am reluctant to spend money, so I have to catch a few thieves and give them them, which should be a gift." ”

The leopard almost fainted, and the bad luck didn't wait for such a strange thing, right?

However, despite the complaints, the leopard did not dare to show it at all, but made a pitiful look and begged: "Big brother, what is the matter, maybe we can help? Or how much money you need for gifts, you name the number, I will give you as much as you want." ”

Lei Dong took out an old Nokia mobile phone, dialed and said, "That's not good, I'm a law-abiding citizen, how can I accept a bribe from a thief?"

Despite the leopard's pleading, Lei Dong remained unmoved, and after a few minutes, a police car finally arrived.

A total of three policemen came, and they were immediately confused when they saw this scene.

According to the 110 command center, the thieves have been found in this generation and have been controlled by the good citizens who have acted bravely.

Now it seems that this is indeed the case, there are two men and a woman lying on the ground, obviously just woke up, and they really don't look like good people with bared teeth. On the side of the road sat a bearded and unkempt fellow, and at first glance he knew he was not a good man. And beside him, a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes had a nervous expression, as if he was about to cry.

In addition to these five people, there are dozens of people, all of whom are watching the lively crowd.

It's amazing, one person controls four, this guy is a practitioner!

The policeman at the head strode over, shook the leopard's hand, and said: "You just reported to the police, right? Thank you, thank you, on behalf of all the cadres and policemen of the Dongfeng Road Police Station, I would like to express my admiration and gratitude for your righteous and courageous behavior! Tianhai City needs good citizens like you!"

"I ......" the leopard really cried.

It's too aggrieved, isn't it okay not to bring such a humble person?

Since the moment this policeman came over, Lei Dong's eyes lit up, and when he saw that the other party had recognized the mistake, he stood up and said in an extremely sympathetic tone: "Leopard, beard, you guys are really unlucky today." If I had known that there was this kid in the police station, I wouldn't have bothered with you. Hey, point your back, you just accept your fate, who made your hands and feet unclean!"

The policeman shouted angrily: "Who are you talking about? Be honest, squat down!"

"Tut-tut, I haven't seen you for a few years, you kid is out of breath, dare to scare your brother Dong?" Lei Dong said with a smile: "When you were bullied by Chen Ergou back then, why weren't you so bullish, why did you cry all day long? The mountain cannon robbed you of your meal money and was hungry, who gave you half of the lunch for a week? You pursued Sun Xiaomei and were beaten by your rival in love, who helped you fight back?"

"You?" the policeman froze, because what Redon said had happened to him.

"What are you?" Lei Dong raised his hand and hammered the other party's fist: "When you see Brother Dong, you still don't stand up and salute, have you forgotten the previous rules?"

"Brother Dong?" the policeman was even more confused, and for the first time he seriously looked at the homeless man in front of him.

Suddenly, a once familiar shadow jumped out, and the policeman exclaimed, "Lei Dong, you...... How are you still alive?"

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