Chapter 42: Lao Tzu Can't Kill You

When Wang Wenlong heard Shangguan Bing'er's words, he immediately said: "Let that waste material play, isn't it a waste ......of time?

"Wenlong, you can't say that!" Dong Shaobai said, "Traceless is also here to participate in the Wenzheng Martial Arts Conference. How can we not let him give it a try? Besides, if Wuxian really has this kind of talent, it will also be a blessing for our Wushuang Kingdom!" After saying this, Dong Shaobai's image among the people was much taller!

Feng Wuxian rolled his eyes, didn't he just want me to make a fool of myself in front of everyone? Okay, I'll sing you a song! Thinking of this, Feng Wuxian walked up to Shangguan Bing'er and said, "Since Bing'er has already opened his mouth, then Wuxian can only be respectful and obey his fate!"

Hearing Feng Wuji's address to Shangguan Bing'er, half of the men in the audience were jealous!

Feng Wuxian continued: "However, I didn't prepare the piano in advance! I wonder if Bing'er can lend me your piano?"

Shangguan Bing'er smiled mischievously and said, "Take it! It's not that it hasn't been used!"

Hearing this, the remaining half of the men also began to be jealous of Feng Wuxi!

After Feng Wuxian took the guqin handed over by Shangguan Bing'er, he sat on the ground and tilted his head in thought.

The corners of Wang Wenlong's mouth raised, and he said in a non-yin and non-yang manner: "What's the matter?

Feng Wuxian shook his head and said, "No! I was wondering which one to play." Alas, too much will be a nuisance!"

Wang Wenlong decided not to talk to this thing anymore! Otherwise, he would vomit blood in a while!

After a long while, Feng Wuxian was still meditating there!

Just when everyone wondered if he was asleep, Feng Wuxian suddenly shouted, "There is!"

This voice startled Wang Wenlong, who was closest to him, and immediately put on a defensive posture of riding a horse and squatting on the crotch.

Feng Wuxian looked at him and asked suspiciously, "Young Master Wang, what are you doing here?"

Wang Wenlong coughed twice and said, "It's so boring!

"Oh!" Feng Wuxian nodded and said, "I thought you were scared!"

Wang Wenlong's face turned red and he said, "Don't talk nonsense! Hurry up and play yours!"

"That's right!" Feng Wuxian nodded, then gently plucked the strings and began to sing: "The sea is laughing, and the tide on both sides of the strait is surging." Ups and downs follow the waves. The sea laughs ......"

Hearing his singing, Chu Tianya was stunned! Feng Zhantian was stunned! Even Shangguan Bing'er, who had heard him sing, was stunned! The surroundings instantly fell silent!

What a great spirit! There is such an artistic conception in this song! Dong Shaobai sighed in his heart.

Gradually, the wind sang without a trace. The audience burst into thunderous applause! Feng Wuxian arched his hand to the audience and said, "Offering ugliness! Offering ugliness!"

Dong Shaobai smiled and said, "Brother Wuxian is really unmatched in terms of music and rhythm! Shaobai is willing to admit defeat!"

"Hehe, Brother Shaobai is polite! I'm singing nonsense!"

"Alas, he sings so well, it can be seen that Brother Wuji is really talented in this area!"

"Haha! Brother Shaobai has won the award! Brother Shaobai, you are the real all-round talent in civil and military affairs!"

The two blew and bumped into each other, completely oblivious to the feelings of the others.

Shangguan Bing'er interrupted the two with a smile and said, "Since this is the case, then this time the literary talent will also be produced! Next, I will announce that Feng Wuxian is ......."

"Wait a minute!" Without waiting for Shangguan Bing'er to finish speaking, Wang Wenlong spoke again: "This is not fair!"

"Why is it unfair?" This time it was none other than the little princess Chu Ling'er who spoke. What woman doesn't want her future husband to be a real dragon in her life? However, the person surnamed Wang always came to make trouble, which really made her unbearable.

Wang Wenlong saluted Chu Ling'er and said, "The music played by everyone in Shangguan was given by Feng Wuxi. Naturally, he was ready to deal with it for a long time. This is cheating! It is the crime of deceiving the king! It deserves to be punished severely!"

Hearing Wang Wenlong's words, everyone began to discuss: "Yes! Isn't this just cheating? I'll just say it! The Feng family, who has always been unknown, suddenly became a sensation today? It turns out that he has been prepared for a long time! In this way, the Shangguan family is also colluding with him!"

Feng Wuxian frowned and said that he was nothing. However, now that Shangguan Bing'er is also involved, Feng Wuxian has to say a few words. He looked at Wang Wenlong and said lightly, "Then according to the meaning of the eldest young master Wang, what should be done?"

Wang Wenlong thought for a moment and said, "Then please ask Young Master Feng Da to show your literary brilliance again! How about dedicating a poem to today's Wenzheng Martial Arts Conference?"

Feng Wuxian smiled and said, "It's just a poem, I thought it was a big deal?" He turned his head to Chu Tianya and said, "Your Majesty, I know that there is another thing besides the Wenzheng Martial Arts Conference today. This is also a matter on His Majesty's heart. Allow me to make a poem about it!"

"Since Traceless has this heart, let's do it!"

After getting Chu Tianya's consent, Feng Wuxian said slowly: "Ten years of life and death. Don't think about it, it's unforgettable. Thousands of miles of lonely graves, nowhere to talk about desolation. Even if you don't know each other, your face is dusty, and your temples are like frost. Come and dream at night. Xiao Xuan window, dressing. There are no words for each other, only a thousand lines of tears, and it is expected that the intestines will be broken every year, the bright moon night, and the short Matsuoka. ”

The wind is traceless and shameless and has stolen the resources of the previous life!

After hearing this poem, no one made a sound. People all looked up at Chu Tianya. After Chu Tianya showed a miserable smile, he looked up to the sky and sighed: "Ten years of life and death!

After a while, Chu Tianya adjusted his emotions. He smiled kindly at the people in the audience and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't control my emotions. Let's go ahead, everybody!"

Feng Wuxian looked at Chu Tianya. I feel infinite emotion in my heart: As the king of a country, there are countless harem beauties around me. However, he was silently sad for a woman for ten years. Such a man is really affectionate!

He turned his head and said to Wang Wenlong, "What else do you have to say this time?"

"I ......"

Wang Wenlong was just about to speak, but a kind of signboard-like evil smile appeared on Feng Wuji's face, and said: "Young Master Wang, since you are also standing in the ranks of talented people, then I will also come up with a question to test you! How about it, Young Master Wang, do you dare?"

Wang Wenlong didn't want to talk to him anymore. However, I can't let go of that face. Bite the bullet and say, "Why don't you dare?"

"It's really worthy of the young master Wang! Sure enough, I have the courage! Actually, it's not a problem, it's just a puzzle. Young Master Wang is going to hear clearly!" said with a lewd smile on his face. began to ask the question: "Lie down in the weeds, hang two hammers single-handedly, be loyal and never regret your life, and bravely kill the enemy and love whoever you love!"

Listen to the puzzle made by Wind Without a Trace, and then look at the lewd smile on his face. Wang Wenlong scolded loudly: "You shameless person! In broad daylight, in front of His Majesty and in front of so many people, such a nasty topic actually came up. You ......"

"Alright! Alright!" Wind Traceless interrupted him, saying, "I can't guess, I just can't guess." What are you arguing about there?"

Wang Wenlong said dissatisfiedly: "Who said I couldn't guess it? I had already guessed it!" Wang Wenlong said loudly.

"Oh, now that you've guessed it, let's tell me what the mystery is!"

Wang Wenlong hesitated for a moment, when he saw Feng Wuji's smug expression. Put your heart sideways and say loudly: "It's the lifeblood of men!"

After a while, there was a sound of abuse in the crowd. The words "shameless", "indecent", "hooligan" are endless.

Wang Wenlong hurriedly explained: "Don't scold me! I'm just revealing the mystery to everyone." The real shamelessness should be him. As he spoke, he pointed his finger at the wind without a trace.

Everyone once again thought about the puzzle that Feng Wuxian had just said, and stood on Wang Wenlong's side. Scolding the wind without a trace and despicable.

Feng Wuxian said with a look of grievance: "Young Master Wang, where did you think of it? Why did a puzzle of mine become so unbearable when it came to you? Is this a problem with my puzzle, or is there a problem with your mind and character? I really doubt how Lord Wang educated you at home!"

"Wind Without a Trace, stop quibbling! It's not just us who know, it's a man who knows it!"

"I know your sister, I'm using a puzzle to praise our Iron Bull General, where do you think?"

"Impossible! It's ......"

Wang Wenlong still wanted to speak, but Feng Wuxian didn't give him this opportunity. After speaking, he turned his head to Tie Niu and said, "General Tie Niu, you come to testify! See if what I said is right! A thief in the weeds, you were a bandit when you didn't join the emperor's ** team. And in order to deal with the emperor's ** people, he hid in the weeds for three days and three nights. Right!"

"That's right!" Iron Bull nodded in response.

"Single-handedly hang two hammers! It means that General Iron Bull, you have always fought single-handedly, and a pair of iron hammers have killed countless enemies. ”

Tie Niu nodded again and said, "Yes! Lao Tzu likes to be alone when he fights, and he never drags mud and water." ”

"Loyal and never regret your life! It means that after you join the emperor's ** team, General Tie, you will die to be loyal to Your Majesty. Even if you die in battle, you won't regret it! Kill the enemy bravely and love whoever you love! It means that General Tie has been brave all his life, and he has been fighting with the enemy on the battlefield, and no one is invincible!"

"Okay!" Tie Niu said loudly: "This poem is well done! Lao Tzu likes it! I like this boy of the Feng family!"

He turned his face and said loudly: "I don't know what the people who scolded me just now, what are you all thinking?"

The crowd was silent!

Feng Wuxian said to Wang Wenlong, "Young Master Wang, I was obviously borrowing the puzzle to praise General Tie Niu just now. But where do you think of it? Could it be that General Iron Bull is the same as a man's lifeblood in your heart?"

"What?" After hearing Feng Wuji's words, Tie Niu roared violently: "Stinky boy, you actually dare to scold me! If it wasn't for the Feng family kid to remind me, I wouldn't know it! Lao Tzu split you!" As he spoke, he snatched a machete from the hand of a general beside him and rushed towards Wang Wenlong quickly.

Wang Wenlong was so frightened that he said "Mom" and sat on the ground.

Wang Wenlong's father, Wang Kun, was so anxious that he shouted: "Stop him! Someone! Stop him!"

When the surrounding Praetorian Guards heard Wang Kun's words, they all rolled their eyes. Just kidding, stop him? That's a madman! Even His Majesty dares to contradict him, if we go, we won't bury your son!

Seeing Tie Niu rushing over, Wang Wenlong was about to faint with a double look. Where could Wind Without a Trace make him faint so easily, he secretly injected a little heaven and earth aura into his body. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the iron bull swinging his knife and slashing down. Suddenly screamed in fright, and was about to faint again.

Is this thing still a man? It's about to faint at every turn, it's really speechless. In desperation, Feng Wuxian once again injected him with a little heaven and earth aura, and used heaven and earth aura to protect his mind. Let him no longer be unconscious!

In this way, Wang Wenlong watched Tie Niu's machete fall, but he couldn't do anything. Just as the machete was about to slash at Wang Wenlong's body, Feng Wuxian hurriedly pushed it. The machete fell on the stands to Wang Wenlong's right.

Feng Wuxian let go of his hand and said to Tie Niu: "General Tie, forget it! There is no need to cause people to die for such a trivial matter!"

"No, he scolded me in front of so many people, how could I just let him go!" he said, swinging his knife again.

Feng Wuxian used another force in his hand, and the machete fell on the stand on Wang Wenlong's left again.

"Boy, get out of the way! you're a good man, I don't want to hurt you. ”

Feng Wuxian comforted and said, "General Tie ......"

"Don't say any more!" Iron Bull couldn't listen to Feng Wuxi's words at all now, and slashed down with force.

The wind was blocked again, and the long knife slashed heavily into the ground between Wang Wenlong's legs.

Wang Wenlong howled in fright, and a foul smell came into the nose of Feng Wuji and Tie Niu!

Feng Wuxian covered his nose and scolded in his heart, "Damn, you dare to go against me these two times?