131: Wang Huan's Overlord is hard to bow up!
The president said: "I had a very pleasant meeting with Mr. Wang Huan, and just now we watched "Star Wars Prequel 3" together and spent a very pleasant two hours. ”
Wang Huan said: "That's right, the movie is very, very exciting. And Mr. George gave me a lot of inspiration, and this meeting benefited me a lot, and I have a clearer understanding of the nature of the world. ”
That's what you say.
Then the reporter asked: "Mr. Wang Huan, you said before that you would challenge the United States, but now you have completed it three times." There is one last challenge left, do you want to continue?"
Wang Huan said: "Whether there is this last challenge, it depends on Mr. President, he said there is, he said no, then there is none." ”
He kicked the ball over to the side of the President of the United States.
Mr. President frowned in his heart, very unhappy.
In his opinion, the so-called Wang Huan's challenge to the United States is no longer over.
Hasn't George gotten it through yet?
How can a strong person really apologize to a weak person? A crocodile's tears can squeeze you a few drops.
How should the President of the United States answer?
He said, there is no last challenge, Wang Huan, stop.
Of course, this is not allowed, that would give Wang Huan too much face, as if the United States is afraid of losing.
can't be solemn, Wang Huan is not worthy of giving face like this.
So, Mr. President said: "Of course, this depends on Mr. Wang Huan's opinion, and I am optimistic that it will be successful." ”
He just wants to show that you are casual and I watch the show, and I am not interested in your challenge to the United States at all, and I don't pay any attention to it.
Wang Huan said: "Thank you very much for your support, Mr. President, then please ask Mr. President to ask the question! I will challenge whichever field you point out." ”
Depend on!
Mr. President does not understand Chinese, otherwise he would have understood the profound meaning of climbing up the pole at this time.
And the media present also got excited, and what they wanted was this feeling of sabre-rattling.
Didn't you, the President of the United States, want to show dismissiveness?
And it is precisely this attitude of utter contempt that makes Mr. President offensive and retreating.
Even if Wang Huan won all the challenges before, he still ignored it, did not apologize, and did not retract his remarks to slander and boycott the Beijing Olympics.
But now, Wang Huan let him retreat.
It is necessary to give a positive statement.
The president of the United States was already very unhappy, before he met, he asked his nephew George and Wang Huan to meet, gave Wang Huan a huge dismount, trampled on Wang Huan on the dignity of the country, and made Wang Huan have no power to refute.
Because what George said was the truth, and the truth was within the range of the cannon.
In 2005, the United States far surpassed China in terms of culture, science and technology, and national strength.
You're a weak person and you still want our president to apologize?
That's the truth.
It even sounds like the truth.
If you want our president to bow his head, then wait until your country becomes stronger, when it will surpass the United States.
Now let's apologize, we can only laugh and be generous.
It sounds like the truth, and even it is the truth.
But......
But that's the end result.
Don't you want a phased victory in the middle?
Wang Huan's trip to the United States was in vain?
Is it just in vain?
During the Warring States Period, although the Qin State finally destroyed the Zhao State, the Zhao State returned to Zhao as a diplomatic victory.
I was so agitated by George that I shrank in disgrace? I didn't dare to say anything, and the plan to get the president of the United States to apologize was just done?
Wang Huan is not so weak.
Of course, he knows in his heart that the ultimate mission is to make China strong, so that the United States can really bow its head.
But don't you want a staged victory?
Impossible.
Hearing that the president did not reply, Wang Huan said: "Mr. President, I respect you very much. If you say that you are optimistic that you will succeed, and you say that you want to see me challenge the United States in the last battle, then please ask me to do anything! If I lose, then I will never mention the matter of your apology, and I will admit all the slander that has been made against me, and I will hand over all my achievements. I will return all the gold medals I have been given, and I will not even set foot in the United States, and I will not even appear in front of anyone. ”
This passage is already full of gunpowder.
Mr. President frowned.
He already regretted this meeting, he didn't expect Wang Huan to be so ignorant?
So disregarding the scene?
Young man, don't talk about martial arts!
So, he wanted to immediately turn around and walk away and tell the media that he had something to do.
If it were replaced by President Kawapo more than ten years later, he would have done anything, and it would be possible to spit lotus flowers in his mouth.
But now the president of the United States, who was born in a political tycoon, has just destroyed Iraq, captured Saddam, and won a victory that shocked the world.
It's completely a great martial art.
If you just walk away, wouldn't that be an escape?
Then, he smiled and said, "Mr. Wang Huan, how about the movie we just watched?"
Wang Huan said: "Very good, the plot is good, and the performance is also very good, especially the stunts and scenes, which are completely the pinnacle of the film industry." To be honest, our Chinese films are lagging behind by more than a decade. ”
The reporters complained in their hearts, not only ten years, but at least twenty or thirty years.
Our Star Wars was filmed in 1977, nearly 30 years ago, and our Jurassic Park was filmed 13 years ago, and now it's 2005.
Your film industry is not even up to our 1977 level, so it is more than 30 years behind.
The President of the United States said: "Mr. Wang Huan, if you want to continue to challenge the United States. Let's shoot a sci-fi movie, let's go and beat the Star Wars Prequel 3 that we just watched, I love watching movies so much. If it surpasses "Star Wars Prequel 3" in terms of movie quality and box office, then I will personally applaud you. ”
Wang Huan said urgently: "Mr. President, if I win, will you apologize to him, and retract the improper remarks that slandered the Beijing Olympics before?"
Suddenly!
The president is already very, very unhappy,
He couldn't wait to give an order immediately and let Wang Huan be thrown out.
It's too aggressive, it's too unseemly.
Admittedly, the president of the United States does encounter a lot of awkward situations.
For example, when giving a speech, I was thrown stinky shoes in front of the whole world.
Of course, the journalist who threw the shoe was directly broken bones.
But now the president of the United States is already very embarrassed, because Wang Huan's step by step does seem very unseemly.
The president has four ways to respond.
First, just walk away, this is not good, it seems very uncultivated.
Second, as far as he is concerned, this is not good, and he looks very weak.
Third, directly refuse, this is not okay, such a disparity in conditions, you still refuse?
Fourth, directly agree, this is not good, it is not serious, you are the president of the United States, whether it is to apologize to Wang Huan or to retract his previous remarks, it is necessary to come according to political interests, how can you make any bet with a Chinese?
So, it seems that no matter how you respond, this president is not known for his intelligence, so he needs to think.
But at this time, Wang Huan directly stepped forward and shook hands and said, "It's so decided, thank you, Mr. President." ”
"Click, click......"
Suddenly, the flash flashed.
A few cameras sent this picture to the world.
Why is it so decided?!
You're kidnapping, huh?
According to the Chinese language, this is raw rice cooked into rice, right?
The White House secretary suddenly stepped forward and said, "Mr. President, there is an urgent matter that you need to deal with. ”
The president was not too polite at this time, nodded directly to the reporters present, as well as Wang Huan, and was about to leave.
"Thank you, Mr. President, for the question, I will definitely complete this last challenge well. Wang Huan shook hands with the president almost exaggeratedly.
Then, the president of the United States walked away.
But Wang Huan still didn't leave, but directly took the microphones of several reporters in front of several cameras.
"Hello everyone, I am Wang Huan. ”
"I have just reached an agreement with Mr. President of the United States that I will continue to challenge the United States, and I will finish the last battle. ”
"The President of the United States asked me to shoot a science fiction film in China, completely using the Chinese film industry to complete the shooting of this science fiction movie. ”
"And the goal I want to defeat is the latest American sci-fi masterpiece "Star Wars Prequel 3". ”
"I want to completely surpass this movie in terms of movie quality, movie ratings, movie special effects, and movie box office. ”
"If I overtake Star Wars Prequel 3 across the board, I'll win this last battle. Mr. President of the United States, I will publicly apologize to me and retract my previous remarks about boycotting the Beijing Olympics. ”
"If I lose, then I will permanently withdraw from the public eye, go into complete seclusion, no longer engage in any profession, and invite the people of the world to witness my agreement with Mr. President. ”
"18 July 2005, United States President's Office. ”
The reporters present were stunned.
Because all this happened so fast, Wang Huan was too proactive and almost directly snatched the microphone from their hands.
And it's all live.
Wang Huan is a bully with a hard bow, raw rice cooked and matured.
This is the White House, and on the back wall is the flag of the United States, and there is a portrait of the founding president of the United States.
In this way, even if the president of the United States wants to deny it, it is a bit impossible.
At least a billion people around the world have witnessed this scene.
The reporters present were also very excited, we love this kind of person, they can make news, they can create eyeballs.
It's too good to know how to get the world's attention.
After finishing speaking, the reporter took back his microphone and completely retold Wang Huan's words.
As if to confirm this matter.
Next, the NBC reporter asked, "Mr. Wang Huan, this year is 2005, and China's film industry is 30 years behind the United States, do you admit it?"
Wang Huan said: "I don't really want to admit it, but it's almost true. ”
NBC reporter said: "Jurassic Park is our 1993 movie. Terminator 2 is a 1991 work, Terminator 1 is a 1984 work, Alien is our 1979 work, and Star Wars 1 is a 1977 work. But what are these movies that you can't make?"
Wang Huan said: "I don't want to admit it, but ...... We really haven't made a high-quality, high-special effects sci-fi movie. ”
The NBC reporter said: "As it stands, do you have any good science fiction movies in China?"
Before 2005?
Wang Huan racked his brains and couldn't think of one at all.
Otherwise, "Guan Gong vs. Aliens"?
There really isn't one, and I can't find even a slightly decent sci-fi movie.
Domestic science fiction literature is already a desert, and domestic science fiction movies are not even deserts, at least there is soil and sand in the desert.
At this time, domestic science fiction movies were completely nihilistic, empty, and could not even be described as weak.
Hong Kong has a little bit, but it is also all selling dog meat on the head of a sheep, and there are no pure science fiction movies.
And science fiction movies are also the most testing of the film industry.
In another world, it wasn't until "The Wandering Earth" in 2019 that it really opened the first year of Chinese science fiction films, which completely reflected another kind of broad science fiction feelings.
The NBC reporter said: "Mr. Wang Huan, have you studied directing?"
Wang Huan shook his head and said, "No." ”
The NBC reporter said: "Do you know anything about the film industry?"
Wang Huan said: "I don't know much. ”
The NBC reporter said: "Then when you shoot this science fiction movie, will you turn to foreign advanced technology?"
Wang Huan said: "No, I will set up a special technology company to complete all the special effects production of this movie." I will completely rely on the Chinese film industry to complete the production of this science fiction masterpiece. ”
The NBC reporter said: "You haven't learned to make movies, and you want to make a science fiction movie that will completely beat "Star Wars Prequel 3" in terms of movie quality and box office, as well as movie ratings?"
Wang Huan said: "Yes. ”
An NBC reporter said: "Once you lose, you go into complete seclusion, don't work in any profession anymore, and never appear in public again." ”
Wang Huan said: "Yes!"
The NBC reporter said: "Forgive me for telling you the truth, I think you just want to go into hiding." ”
Uh! You're too direct.
The NBC reporter added: "I also have a Chinese saying, which is to hit a stone with an egg. ”
Damn, you know a lot!
And then the NBC reporter said, "But anyway, I'm really looking forward to your movie, can I ask you, what movie are you going to make?"
Wang Huan said: "The Three-Body Problem trilogy. ”
The NBC reporter shuddered, "Trilogy?"
Wang Huan said: "Yes, only the first part of "The Three-Body Problem" has been released, and the second and third parts will be released around the world one after another. This sci-fi masterpiece will be filmed in all three, divided into three films, often more than 10 hours, and will be filmed and released at the same time. ”
Mr. Wang Huan, we suspect that you are hyping up this gamble for the sake of promoting your new book.
The NBC reporter said: "Do you want to use three movies to play one of "Star Wars Prequel 3"? Even then, you can't beat it!"
Wang Huan said: "No, no, I'm going to use the "Three-Body Problem" trilogy to play the "Star Wars Prequel" trilogy. Three movies fight three movies, that's fair. ”
As soon as these words came out.
The reporters present, as well as everyone in front of the TV, were about to suffocate.
That's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
It's not like an egg hitting a stone anymore.
It's a dream.
Do you know how much the first two Star Wars prequels have gross?
Star Wars Prequel 1 is $943 million.
Star Wars Prequel 2 is $650 million, which adds up to almost $1.6 billion.
The Star Wars prequel 3 was originally super hot in the market, and the global box office exceeded $800 million.
Now, after this hype, the global box office may exceed $1 billion.
In other words, the Star Wars prequel trilogy will have a total box office of more than $2.6 billion.
Your Chinese film has only grossed $170 million at its highest global box office, and that's thanks to our American distribution company.
And although the box office of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" reached $200 million, it doesn't have much to do with your mainland film company. Although it is a Chinese-language film, the producer is Columbia.
You, Wang Huan, have never studied filmmaking, and you have chosen the weakest and weakest science fiction movies in China.
Want to gross more than $2.6 billion worldwide?
It's not a pipe dream anymore.
It's ridiculous.
Looks like you really want to go into hiding.
I doubt that you have already surrendered to the United States, and you sincerely do not let the President of the United States apologize, and sincerely do not let him retract his remarks about boycotting the Beijing Olympics.
And it's an agreement that has been witnessed by a global audience.
There is no possibility of any reversal.
The NBC reporter said: "Mr. Wang Huan, there is one last question. We have to set a time limit, and we can't extend the time of this agreement indefinitely, such as 20 years, 30 years. ”
Wang Huan said: "Two years, this agreement must be completed before July 18, 2007. ”
Several reporters present took the microphone and said: "Okay, we witness! All the media in the world and all the viewers in the world will witness this agreement together." ”
"The agreement between Wang Huan and Mr. President of the United States. ”
"We are witnessing together Mr. Wang Huan's last conquest and challenge to the United States. ”
If Mr. Wang Huan wins, the President of the United States will apologize to him and retract his previous remarks denigrating the Beijing Olympics. ”
"If Mr. Wang Huan loses, then he will completely go into hiding, no longer engage in any industry, and completely withdraw from the whole world. ”
"Witness to the whole world!"
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Wang Huan left the White House.
Then, the world boiled.
This meeting, the agreement between Wang Huan and the President of the United States, has become a new focus of the world.
Almost all the media, all the news, everybody is talking.
Because, this gamble is too disparity.
That's ridiculous.
It's too much of an egg hitting a stone.
This is decided by the entire film industry.
The Hollywood film industry is the most advanced in the world, and the "Star Wars Prequel" trilogy is the pinnacle of the Hollywood film industry.
Your Chinese film industry is pitifully weak, and it can't even compare to a finger in Hollywood.
And did you choose the weakest sci-fi film?
This kind of bet, if you Wang Huan can win.
Then it is not the sun rising in the west, but the earth turning upside down and the sea flowing backwards.
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The President of the United States would have been furious.
"When did I say yes? How could I agree to such a ridiculous agreement?"
"Warning those media, holding a press conference, clarifying. ”
But......
What happened next was beyond imagination.
The people are very supportive and enthusiastic about this matter.
And Mr. President's polls have even increased.
Many people even commented that they praised this agreement and initiative of Mr. President.
"I very much appreciate this agreement, Mr. President, that the United States has just waged a war that is not very moral, and despite its victory, it seems to have lost its morality. Resolving disputes in this way may seem undignified and not very serious, but it means that our president is willing to bend down and even affect his own image for the sake of the United States. ”
"Our president has softened, and I'm very happy to see him change. ”
"The war in Iraq that we just experienced has made our president full of gunpowder and blood, this kind of steel smell is too heavy, and this seemingly ridiculous gamble has made our president more humane. ”
All kinds of voices are saying that the American people are very supportive of the president's agreement.
I really have to sigh, people's hearts are like water, and the people are like smoke.
Sometimes, you're doing a good job and they're scolding you all the time. Sometimes, things that seem ridiculous have their support.
As a result, the President of the United States officially convened a press conference.
"Yes, it seems ridiculous, but I still reached this agreement with Mr. Wang Huan. ”
"Maybe I'm going to be the least serious president in American history, but may God forgive me, and President Washington will forgive me. ”
"But at least it can ease the contradictions and disputes between us and our neighbor across the Pacific, right?"
As soon as this press conference came out.
The world is boiling again.
The President of the United States actually recognized this agreement, even admitted this gamble?
In other words, if Wang Huan really wins.
Will the President of the United States really apologize to him in front of the whole world?
Will the President of the United States really retract his slanderous remarks about boycotting the Beijing Olympics in front of the whole world?
This...... That's ridiculous, isn't it?
Can a grand national event be decided by a gamble?
But, it's really exciting.
Everyone in the world is attracted to this gamble.
Alas!
Little do they know that in a decade or so, they will have an even more ridiculous president.
Injecting disinfectant into the lungs can treat ****.
In the general election, it was clear that the other side had already won, but it was still publicly announced: We have won.
Of course, he is definitely not a fool, and anyone who can become a super billionaire is awesome.
It's just that he needs to pretend to be crazy and stupid like this.
But that's even more ridiculous in itself, isn't it?
In this real world, the bottom line of people's cognition is refreshed almost all the time.
That's why there is that sentence, reality is often more absurd than that.
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Then, the next magical thing happened.
After the agreement between Wang Huan and the President of the United States was finalized.
The world is boiling.
The United States is overwhelmingly in favor and overwhelmingly in favor of this agreement.
The whole country is concerned and the whole people are hotly discussed.
Although he felt that Wang Huan would undoubtedly lose and hit the stone with an egg, countless people still longed for the birth of Wang Huan's sci-fi masterpiece.
It's still curiosity, it's really curious.
You, Wang Huan, have never filmed the electricity industry, and you haven't even studied.
China's film industry is so weak, and science fiction movies are even weaker to the extreme, completely zero.
You're going to challenge the most advanced and powerful Star Wars prequel in American cinema.
We're so curious, what kind of movie are you going to make?
How bad will the special effects and scenes be?
Will it blind our dogs?
This kind of thing, no matter how strong your Wang Huan's personal ability is, it's useless, this is a test of the entire country's film industry.
Looking at those so-called science fiction movies in China, it is a complete disaster.
I can't even do five mao stunts.
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And in China!
Wang Huan has been subjected to unprecedented controversy and criticism.
Since the IAAF Diamond Cup Competition, especially after the Olympic Games, Wang Huan is not only a national hero, but also seems to have a divine light on his body, and he belongs to the kind of person who cannot be criticized.
This time, after his assassination in the United States, his popularity reached its peak.
Any voice that criticizes him will be drowned out by the spit of the whole people, and will be drowned in the sea of popular anger.
Even more extreme, anyone who dares to criticize Wang Huan may be doxxed.
And now, he has been met with controversy and criticism.
And this criticism is getting louder and louder.
The rhetoric grew more and more violent.
In the beginning, it was just some experts, some professors.
Later, some of the more mainstream voices began to criticize.
"Mr. Wang Huan, we admire your previous achievements, and we admire your bravery. But you are too inflated, I want to ask what authority do you have, what qualifications do you have, to make agreements on behalf of the country and the president of the United States?"
"Wang Huan, what qualifications do you have to make a shocking gamble on behalf of the country and the president of the United States?"
"National affairs, not child's play, you are just an athlete, a writer, you are not a diplomat. The President of the United States resists the denigration of our Olympics, he must change his tune, he must correct his position. It's a very, very serious matter, and why should it be up to your gambling to decide?"
"You have chosen a gamble that must be lost, our Chinese film industry is at least 50 years behind the United States. You want to make a science fiction movie more than the "Star Wars Prequel" trilogy, it's a complete dream. Now you are pinning your national affairs on such a ridiculous gamble? Wang Huan, you are betraying the interests of the country, you are too inflated. ”
"Wang Huan, you can represent yourself, but you are not qualified to make this kind of gamble on behalf of China. So ridiculous, so unserious, completely affecting the image of the country, you let me down so much. ”
"I now suspect that Wang Huan is completely using the interests of the country to hype himself, and kidnapping the interests of the country for his personal interests, which is very despicable. ”
"Wang Huan, you can afford to lose personally, but our country can't afford to lose. You are not qualified to make this gamble with the President of the United States, you are careful to be a sinner of the nation, a sinner of the nation. ”
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Note: The first watch will be delivered, and the second watch will be around 11 p.m., and I will go to have some dinner.
Ladies and gentlemen, the monthly ticket list is about to be exploded, and I can't keep it, save me!