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Lei Dong finally felt what it was like to be involuntarily, in front of two male makeup artists with long braids, walking and twisting, speaking in a shrill voice, more "female" than a "woman", he was like a doll who couldn't do anything and did everything wrong. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 Fastest update access: щщщ.shuhāh А.

The sissy on the left pinched the orchid' finger and said, "The boss is burly and masculine, so he should wear a light 'color' foundation." ”

The right sissy gently stretched her arms, measured the size of Lei Dong's waist and hips, and said: "The groom official wants to highlight the festivity and fashion, this black suit is definitely not good, it is too old-fashioned, people have prepared a white dress for you, and the 'chest' is decorated with big red 'flowers'." ”

"How is it a board inch, no, no, it's too out, fortunately, people brought wig sets. How about the boss looks at this set, there is a wisp of yellow in the middle, a wisp of red on the left, and a small ponytail can be combed in the back, which will definitely make you the focus of the audience immediately. ”

"Oh, why are the eyebrows so thick, ugly to death, at least half of them have to be plucked out, they have to be curved, and they are only beautiful if they are thin. ”

For half an hour, Lei Dong was like a puppet being 'fiddled' and 'fiddled', and his heart was already burning with anger.

Now I suddenly saw that the makeup artist was holding a small tweezer and wanted to pluck out his eyebrows, and I couldn't help it anymore.

"Go, go, go home and pick up the child if you don't know how to put on makeup, don't disgust me here!" Lei Dong pushed away the two makeup artists, and yelled at Zhang Yang, who was laughing on the side and was about to 'cramp': "Where did you come from, send me back quickly." It's just that I'm married, and I'll wear new clothes. ”

"How do you talk, we're gold medal makeup artists!"

"If you don't understand art, don't 'mess around', people have modeled Gong Li!"

The two makeup artists immediately quit, and with four hands, they pulled out four small orchid 'flowers' and pointed at Lei Dong.

"Okay, okay, your mission is over, I'm also worried that you will make Dong Ge makeup 'into' a ladyboy, it's too disgusting!" Zhang Yang laughed enough, took out two checks and handed them to the two makeup artists, and said, "There is a car back to Tianhai at six o'clock, you can go." ”

"No, we're doing art, not making money!"

"What's wrong with shemales, that's the third kind of 'sex', don't look at it with a discriminatory eye. Obviously, there is a deviation in the 'sexual' identity of the speaker, thinking that this is a huge insult to him, and said with tears in his eyes: "Which point is not masculine, which point is not man, you say, ah! The great director Zhang Yimou does not dislike us, why do you have it?"

Lei Dong couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the necks of the two makeup artists and pushed them out of the 'door', and then slammed the 'door' of the room.

"Don't lose your temper with me, this is your sister 'spending' a lot of money to invite, 10,000 a lot. Zhang Yang saw that the situation was not good, and he also slipped out of the crack in the 'door'.

Lei Dong was speechless and condensed, this Lei Xiqian is too good at tossing, what kind of aesthetics!

I reluctantly picked out a set of clothes, a white shirt, a gray suit, and a yellow 'color' and a 'flower' tie, which was simple and could be done in ten minutes, and the 'door' immediately caused a cheer.

It's not that Lei Dong is well matched, but from the day they saw Lei Dong, Lei Dong is a T-shirt and denim 'pants', they are used to it, and this is the first time they have seen Lei Dong wear a formal suit.

When the convoy came, the wedding march immediately entered the fast lane, and at the suggestion of a person known as the captain of the convoy, more than 40 cars drove to the Longmen Hotel.

Here, it will be a temporary place for this group of people to eat, as for the rest of the place to worry, they drive large cars, the back seat is folded down is a 'bed', in September and October, in the slightly cool temperature, only a thin blanket is enough.

Lei Dong saw very clearly, even when parking, this group of people maintained the style of soldiers.

Forty cars, naturally set up three walls, at the entrance of each wall, there are people pretending to be chatting to be on guard, seemingly peaceful, but hidden murder.

This somewhat made Lei Dong a little suspicious, did his superiors have discovered Jin Qing's traces, and he was worried that Jin Qing would launch a surprise attack on his wedding day, otherwise how could he send a platoon of special combat personnel to act as a driver for him?

But why didn't you tell me, is it just because I'm not an active duty soldier anymore?

No matter how many doubts and 'confusions' there are in his heart, Lei Dong, as the groom's official, is destined to have a sleepless night tonight.

In the township, led by Tan Kai and Xin Hong, there were at least 20 people who took the initiative to help Lei Dong '' the wedding, plus more than 40 drivers and Zhang Yang, almost crowded the Longmen' Hotel.

A group of people ate and drank, and some even played mahjong, and the noise continued all night.

At half past four in the morning, Xin Hong also rushed to the Long'men' Hotel, and behind her, there were more than 20 village cadres, almost all the leaders of all the natural villages in Qinglong Township, and more than 20 respected elders.

Such a pick-up team is absolutely unprecedented in the history of Qinglong Township.

After some nervous deployment, the mighty "dang" and "dang" convoy set off in a deafening sound of firecrackers.

Twenty Humvees at the head, twenty warriors behind the palace, and a team of more than 100 people greeted relatives, I don't know how many eyeballs were stunned along the way.

At half past five in the morning, the convoy arrived at the entrance of Heping Town ten minutes earlier than the so-called auspicious time.

As soon as the convoy pulled into the main road, it was immediately stunned by what it saw.

The whole street was actually flooded by the sea of 'flowers', countless colored lights, colored flags, and huge posters printed with the portraits of Lei Dong and Su Xiaoxiao dressed up a street into a fairy tale world.

The villagers of Heping Town were also attracted by this luxurious and terrifying wedding, and many good people got up early to stand on the side of the road to watch the excitement.

From the moment the convoy appeared, almost every ten meters, a few villagers would carry 'jade' rice straw and place it in the middle of the road.

According to the traditional customs of Gaoyang, this is to buy road money.

The Hummer who started had already been prepared, and there were constantly red envelopes and cigarettes thrown out, and the cigarettes were hundreds of yuan a box of Yellow Crane Tower, and the money in the red envelopes was red tickets.

Just more than 300 meters of the street, the welcoming convoy paid at least 100,000 yuan to buy the road.

However, when the convoy arrived at the 'gate' of the Heping Town Public Security Bureau, it could no longer move forward.

More than 20 police officers had been on standby for a long time, and actually set up three barricades, some wooden frames, some barbed wire, and three police cars side by side.

For all this, the welcoming team had already prepared, Xin Hong and Tan Kai gave an order, and thirty or forty village cadres and township cadres formed the first echelon, and walked towards the police team with a smile on their faces.

"Xiao Zhang, Xiao Li, eat sugar, eat sugar!"

"Captain Sun, Director Li, 'smoke', 'smoke'!"

The beginning of the greetings was peaceful, everyone was acquaintances, greeting each other, red envelopes, cigarettes, melon seeds and candy rained over.

However, this trick is not easy to use, the police put up red envelopes, light cigarettes, eat melon seeds, and eat candy, but they look like they don't eat oil and salt, and always refuse to get out of the way.

Eventually, the pick-up team was 'provoked'.

"Qinglong's team, don't delay the auspicious time of Township Chief Lei, rush!" I don't know who shouted.

In an instant, the whole scene was 'chaotic', and thirty or forty people rushed over howling like angry lions, and the first two levels were destroyed in an instant.

The third checkpoint was a police car blocking the road, and the villagers couldn't push it, so dozens of people worked together to lift a Santana up.

As soon as the gap came out, the Humvee at the head immediately let out a deafening roar and roared through the gap.

"People who don't know the situation still think that we are attacking the public security bureau!" laughed the captain of the team.

Although there were many more luxurious and comfortable cars in the welcoming procession, the team captain insisted that Redon ride in his original modified Humvee.

Redon knew very well that this captain was at least a captain officer, and his purpose was to ensure his own safety.

"Isn't it too much?" Lei Dong's attention did not focus on the location of the villagers to attack the level, but vigilantly searched around.

Soon, Redon spotted the Sniper + Striker on several nearby taller buildings.

"I also think it's too much, but who made you special?" Captain Che obviously just acted on orders, he didn't know who Lei Dong was, and he didn't understand why he had to work so hard and waste money to let him, a middle-level officer, be Lei Dong's bodyguard?

Therefore, there was emotion in the captain's words, and he obviously regarded Lei Dong as the son of a high-ranking official.

Lei Dong could only smile bitterly, this matter really couldn't be explained.

The first pass passed smoothly, but soon the welcoming team was stopped by the second pass.

At the entrance of the big 'gate' of the sub-bureau office building, more than 20 young 'female' policemen appeared, dressed up one by one, some wearing police + uniforms, some wearing civilian clothes, but they were neatly holding hands to form two impregnable lines of defense.

This time, the village cadres and township cadres who had just been in a big swing were dumbfounded.

These are all 'female' people, and it is not appropriate to push them anywhere!

However, the problem was immediately solved, and more than 20 old men and old ladies 'stood up', each holding a stack of red envelopes, and walked to the 'female' policeman with a smile.

"Girl, grandpa has sent you a red envelope!"

"Erya, you are from Longtou Village, you have the benefits of Township Chief Lei, can't you let Township Chief Lei delay the auspicious time?"

"Xiaocui, I'm your 'milk' and 'milk', can you still not let me in?"

There were no quarrels, no shouting of slogans, and this "spirit" prepared line of defense was quickly dismantled by a group of senile characters.

Some male policemen who watched such a scene beat their 'chests', and if they knew this, they should have called the family members of the substation!

"Rush!" The greeting team soon came to the lobby on the first floor.

"Stop, don't go any further!" Suddenly, Ai Ai was wearing a police + uniform, with two men in black, appeared majestically at the staircase on the second floor, and said loudly: "The bride has spoken, and the last pass can only be broken by the groom alone, otherwise today's marriage will not be concluded!"

Lei Dong knew that it was impossible for others to enter the specially renovated bedroom on the second floor, so he immediately stepped forward to stop a group of strong men who were preparing to attack, and said, "I'll come, I'll come!"

Lei Dong held the fresh 'flower' in his hand and walked towards Ai Ai step by step.

Thinking that he was going to go through a desperate battle, Lei Dong was thinking about how to make a move, not only to 'show' his super kung fu, but also to make Ai Ai know the strategy of retreating.

However, Ai Ai and the other two men in black suddenly turned to one side and took the initiative to let Lei Dong go up.

Such a handsome kung fu, Lei Dong was stunned, and couldn't help but glance at the two men in black.

After letting Redon go, Ai Ai and the two men in black immediately blocked the stairs.

Lei Dong was sure that as long as the three of them were serious, it would be impossible for the two hundred people below to launch a charge.

Lei Dong was relieved, strode to the bedroom 'door' with the big red word "Xi", and slapped it twice.

There was no obstruction, and the 'door' of the room opened automatically.

Immediately, under the background of an orange-red 'color' lantern, Su Xiaoxiao, who was wearing a white wedding dress and a shy smile, appeared in front of Lei Dong.

Lei Dong was almost stupid, and muttered, "Xiaoxiao, why are you so beautiful?"

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