Chapter 42: The Evil Way of the Fierce Monk
On this day, Ye Zixuan passed through the teleportation array and finally arrived in Houtuzhou, and the breath of his homeland came to his face, and he suddenly felt a burst of cordiality.
He no longer rushed, leisurely forward, visited the famous mountains and rivers, beautiful and wonderful, and arrived at Fengming Mountain, which is still tens of thousands of miles away from Tongtian Peak. The sycamores on the mountain are all over the place, towering into the clouds, appearing lush and green, and the beauty is delicious. There are also some open places, strange rocks, reflecting the sun, colorful, and very gorgeous. The faint sound of flowing water in the distance adds to the majestic beauty of this mountain. Legend has it that there was a phoenix inhabiting the mountain, and the phoenix often roared, leaving a lot of myths. There are many monsters in the mountains, but Ye Zixuan has the existence of an invisibility cloak, so he is not afraid.
He was dizzying, looking at the beautiful scenery, took out a pot of Wanli incense from the space ring, took a sip, and couldn't help but praise loudly: "It's really a good view, no wonder even a mythical bird like a phoenix is willing to live here." ”
Just when he was in high spirits, a voice like a broken gong suddenly came: "Boy, what crime should you be guilty of disturbing the Buddha's sweet dream?"
Ye Zixuan was taken aback, he didn't feel anyone with his divine sense, he thought it must be a master, so he arched his hand in the direction where the voice came from, and said, "The kid offended his predecessors on a whim, and I hope to forgive my sins." ”
The voice said again: "Haha, it's good to know the guilt, the Buddha gives you a choice, do you admit the beating or the punishment?"
Ye Zixuan was angry when he heard this, and said unruly: "How about admitting beating, and what about admitting punishment?"
The voice said: "If you admit the beating, the Buddha will beat you up, and if you admit the punishment, you will leave your pot of wine." ”
Ye Zixuan said: "What if you don't admit both beating and punishment?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a sharp voice sound: "Hahaha, young people have backbone." The bald donkey wanted to drink, but he wouldn't give it to him. ”
The gong-like voice before said: "The Buddha wants to drink, what does it matter to you, a bull-nosed old man? ”
Ye Zixuan was stunned in his heart, it turned out to be a monk, and he said: "If you want to drink, why don't you show up?" The juniors are feeling bored drinking alone, so they just invite the seniors to drink together. ”
Two figures suddenly appeared, a fat monk, holding a convenient shovel, with a bright head, burning nine huge ring scars, with a face full of flesh, with a fierce eye, a tattered monk's robe, and black chest hair on his chest;
The monk said, "Boy, quickly bring wine to the Buddha, and feed this wine worm in the belly." ”
Without waiting for Ye Zixuan to speak, the Taoist said: "Immeasurable Buddha, monks are not like monks, drinking and eating meat, and you have read all these scriptures into the belly of a dog." ”
The monk said angrily: "If you want this stinky Taoist priest to take care of it, the Buddha is wine and meat through the intestines, and the Buddha is in his heart." If you are pretending, you may not eat much less than the Buddha. ”
Ye Zixuan saw the two of them, full of blood and energy, and his cultivation was unfathomable, he took out several jars of fine wine, and said: "I didn't expect to meet the predecessors of the wine country in this big mountain, it's really fate." There are still a lot of good wines here, so why don't we have a good drink?"
A monk was not polite, walked forward, lifted the wine altar and drank the cow, the monk drank half of the altar, and laughed: "It's enjoyable, it's really fucking enjoyable." ”
The Taoist also smiled and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, good wine, good wine." ”
Ye Zixuan said: "Junior Ye Zixuan, dare to ask the two seniors honorific titles?"
The monk was straightforward and said: "The Buddha's Dharma name is Daci, this bull's nose is a thin monkey, and people call him an evil Taoist." ”
The Taoist heard him ridicule his thinness, and said: "Don't listen to this bald donkey's nonsense, the Taoist master is a false pole, this bald donkey is a fat pig, and he is called a fierce monk." ”
Ye Zixuan was very amused when he saw the two of them arguing and scolding each other, and said: "The two seniors are outsiders, this title is just a code name, why bother so much." ”
A monk listened to his words together, quite reasonable, and no longer quarreled. Ye Zixuan said again: "There is wine, and if there is wine without meat, there will be less Haoxing, and you can only drink a lot of wine, not eat meat." ”
The Daci monk laughed and said: "Isn't it just eating meat, it's a trivial matter, and the Buddha will come when he goes." After saying that, he disappeared.
Xujizi said: "Immeasurable Tianzun, this fake bald donkey, go to kill again." His Buddha didn't care. I saw him take off the sword on his body, take out a large pot from the space ring, and some sesame oil, salt, pepper, star anise and other ingredients, it seems that he is waiting for the monk to come back to make meat to eat.
Monk Daci came back in a blink of an eye, holding a mountain-like wild bear in his hand, the demon beast could still breathe, and its breath was powerful, but in the monk's hands, it was trembling like a chicken and duck, and he didn't dare to move.
Seeing him come back, Xujizi recited a trick, the iron pot was suspended in front of him, his left hand was stretched, and the spiritual qi turned into water poured into the iron pot, and a raging fire was lit under the pot, burning fiercely, and then putting those ingredients into it one by one, and reading in his mouth: "Boy, you have a good mouth, let you taste the craftsmanship of the Taoist master in a while." ”
As soon as the water boiled, the monk Daci had already washed and skinned the brute bear, and said, "This freshly killed demon beast is the freshest, Nuo, this is the beast's knotted Dan, give it to you boy." ”
As he spoke, he threw the brute bear to Xujizi with one hand, and threw a fist-sized thing to Ye Zixuan with the other. Ye Zixuan took it in his hand, and was surprised in his heart, this is the Yuan Dan of the Demon Beast of the Jiedan Realm, which can quickly increase cultivation after taking it, and it is a hot thing for cultivators, where is this monk sacred? It is so powerful, the demon beast of the Jiedan Realm will be slaughtered when it is said to be slaughtered.
Seeing that the void pole was skillful, he drove the brute bear ** and threw it into the iron pot. After a while, the aroma of meat overflowed, and the monk Daci salivated and couldn't wait to eat it immediately.
But seeing that the Taoist priest was not in a hurry, he took out a piece of meat and smeared it with sesame oil, knelt on the ground, and bowed to the heavens: "The patriarch of Sanqing is above, and the disciple Xujizi honors you for eating meat." ”
Seeing this, the monk held back his saliva, and the same was true, he took the meat smeared with sesame oil, knelt on the ground, and said: "Amitabha, all the Buddhas are above, and the disciple Daci offers a piece of fragrant meat." ”
The two of them each have a solemn appearance, extremely sacred, and they can't see the slightest bit of the fierceness of peeling the skin and dividing the flesh, and those who don't know think they are really masters. Ye Zixuan said in his heart, what the hell is this bird monk, Sanqing and the Buddha know it, so it's no wonder if you don't die of anger.
After the monk worshipped together, he looked at each other, laughed, opened his mouth to eat and drink, unceremoniously, took a sip of wine, ate a mouthful of meat, and returned to his original nature. Ye Zixuan also learned something, picked up a piece of meat and ate and drank, the meat was really delicious, and he didn't know how much better than his own craftsmanship.
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