Chapter 300: The Pants Door Incident, Curry Beat the Truth Xiang!

I inspected it when I was traveling with Liu Yan on a yacht before.

Compared with the bustling Manhattan, Jiang Chao hopes to develop smoothly in a quiet place.

The more prosperous the place, the more troublesome it is, and the more expensive the labor.

New Jersey is one of the cheapest areas in New York, but this place is far away from Manhattan, the heart of New York, and it takes more than 90 minutes to drive to work.

Therefore, talents do not go to New Jersey, and there are few rich people, which is one of the reasons why the New Jersey Nets "moved".

However, New Jersey has a beautiful natural environment, a warm and pleasant climate, and many key schools, making it the best place for newcomers to buy a house and settle down! With an average home price of just over $1.5 million, it is one of the lowest in New York City.

Recently, because the New Jersey Nets moved to Brooklyn, a bunch of fans sold their New Jersey houses, and the price of the house was lower.

Of course, Jiang Chao also considered Brooklyn, but with the Nets building a new arena in Brooklyn, the land price has risen a lot.

Brooklyn in New York is also not very expensive, slightly higher than in New Jersey, but far lower than in Manhattan and Queens, where the average house price is less than $2 million, and house rents are not high, and there are large numbers of immigrants settling in the area.

The house in Brooklyn is particularly beautiful, the transportation is very convenient, only 50 minutes by car from Manhattan, it is very convenient to go back and forth, and after buying a house, the children can go to school in Brooklyn nearby, and can receive a high level of American education.

In addition to New Jersey and Brooklyn, Queens and Manhattan in New York are places with particularly high housing prices, especially the Upper East Side of Manhattan, New York, which is the most expensive in the United States! The average house price there is already more than 5 million, and properties under $10 million are very rare in that area, which is a well-deserved rich area, a place where the world's richest gather.

Queens is also slightly lower than Manhattan, but much higher than New Jersey and Brooklyn.

Therefore, if Jiang Chao wants to buy land and build a house, he can only choose Brooklyn and New Jersey, and because it is a building, employees don't have to think about anything, plus most of the employees are from the Celestial Empire, and the company is home.

"Let's get dry!"

……

The next evening.

G3。

After the controversy over Time Magazine's awards interviews, the Knicks are about to face the wrath of all the Green Army players and fans!

Because you actually bypassed the Green Army and went directly to attack the Heat, what are you doing to me as a Green Army?

Even if you win the first two games and you're away from home, can you give a little respect?

Although the players didn't say anything, what the boss said is the same as the players said.

The whole team of the Green Army has shifted the conflict to the players.

First of all, it is a wave of arrangement for the air conditioning in the away team's locker room, or a problem with the external machine, anyway, it will be repaired slowly after it is broken.

Fortunately, it's not too hot now, Sean Max immediately sent someone to get a few electric fans and large ice cubes, and with Ewing's warning, they were all fully prepared.

Then there was Jiang Chao, after Jiang Chao appeared in the front row, and the fans of the entire TD North Shore Garden shouted Fakejiang Jiang.

Boston is an outlaw and nameless person, Jiang Chao is also a gentleman in this regard, and makes a gesture of goodness, which can also be said to be goodbye.

You scold for you scold, your result is a first-round out!

Then when the players played, the seats on the Knicks' side were obviously different from the home team, the Boston players sat in leather chairs, and the Knicks' side looked like leather, but it was really a layer of leather, and there was wood underneath.

But that's not a problem.

After the game began, the Knicks' combat effectiveness exploded.

Or the starters of Kuha, Turkedrew, Oku, Howard.

Over there, Rivers has changed the lineup, and O'Neal Jr. has become the starter, and it seems that O'Neal is going to watch for Da Yao, who is also a little older and moves a little slower than Howard.

But it didn't work.

O'Neal Jr. is well-balanced in attack and defense, very comprehensive, but after a more serious injury, his form is not as good as before.

And even Xiao Ao in his prime, he can't stand the current Howard!

Let's talk about O'Neal Jr. at his peak, averaging 20+10+2 data per game, at that time, only Duncan and Garnett in the league could suppress his explosiveness a little.

O'Neal Jr. is a good defender and good at blocking and pick-and-roll, and he doesn't play in the low post like O'Neal, more like Garnett and Rasheed Wallace, but then at the request of the team, he started to add weight and play in the low post, so injuries began to follow.

As one of the rare high-quality interior lines of the 96 golden generation, O'Neal Jr. had both offense and defense at his peak, averaging 20+10+2 per game, but his body was thin and his mid-range shooting was unstable, so the best in his career was just a best second team.

O'Neill's style is more biased towards Webb and Nowitzki, but compared to those two, O'Neal is less spiritual.

It's like the first quarter, no merit, no fault, no foul, that is, being picked up by the monster on his head and putting the basket, turning around and hooking his hands, and blocking the layup he must score.

This is a proper meat shield tool man, but he really lacks a little spirituality, if other defensive giants may have committed 3-4 fouls at this time, even if they are pulled down, they won't let you hit me with various actions.

But you say you can't spray him, Xiao Ao has been in front of Howard, and he has not been out of position once.

It's just that the weight can't stand it, the height can't do it, and the bullet speed can't do it, what's the solution?

Therefore, after trailing by 10 points in the first quarter, O'Neal was replaced.

In the second quarter, the Knicks practiced a new lineup, and none of them were star-studded, but David Lee + Ibaka's interior tried to try how about a flexible fast-break lineup.

This is equivalent to eating Vice President D'Antoni's old book, 8 seconds of fast attack.

Use the most flexible David Lee + Ibaka to rectify O'Neal and Pierce's not fast return speed.

The result is also average, because it is difficult for the Knicks to pass the outside line at the first time after playing fast, after all, the outside line is not super giant, and with experienced playoff defenders such as Rondo and Ray Allen, it is not so easy to play fast attack.

Coupled with the fact that the opponent has become taller, if you don't grab a defensive rebound, the offensive rebound goes to the Celtics, which basically represents a secondary offensive goal.

And once you don't play, the price is O'Neal and Garnett who punish you on the inside, David Lee and Ibaka are both iconic insiders in the small-ball era of later generations, but it's a little difficult to just start this inside, and the point difference is chased closer.

But in the end, they still worked.

That is, after the faster Danny Green replaced Harden, when Curry was completely leading the offense, after Ibaka pointed to the rebound, Curry flew to the front court and passed to the outside Danny Green, Danny Green flew to Allen, dribbled to attract Bradley and passed to Curry with both hands.

Curry's quick defense of Garnett's panting, without looking at the back of the person to pass to David Lee who followed up, this is a tacit understanding across time and space, he knows that David Lee will have this speed and consciousness cut.

This time, Brother Li's bouncing talent was fully displayed, and when Garnett could no longer jump twice, his legs rose from the ground, and Garnett succeeded in separating his hands from the buckle!!

The North Shore Garden Arena is quiet!!

8 seconds of fast break!

The Knicks' little inside system is too oily!

It's just to play your speed, plus the Danny Green who was replaced everyone knows that he can only shoot, and it's three points, so he basically jumps when he raises his hand, but he still has a certain dribbling ability.

After all, the whole team's guards have basically practiced a ball control foundation under Beverley's sparring.

At the end of the second quarter, the score was 53-48, and the Celtics trailed by five points.

The turning point of the game was in the middle of the third quarter.

Originally, when the Knicks were about to exert their strength in the third quarter, Rivers suddenly learned from Popovich to come up with a set of monster cutting tactics, which suddenly delayed the Knicks' tactics, while the Celtics steadily fired the Lakers' triangle offense.

Let Ray Allen, Garnett, and Pierce play three turns, and the Big Three are always on the court to make your weak ring!!

Everyone knows that this Green Army can't afford to lose again!

Therefore, the Big Three played much more time than usual, and Ray Allen was also a gentleman's sword, and he successfully caught up with the score in the third quarter with 4 of 5 three-pointers.

Stevens had to switch to Da Yao, who had been on the second quarter for seven minutes, to relieve the pressure of chopping Howard.

As soon as Yao Ming came up, sure enough, the Green Army stopped cutting at once, and Garnett, who had hot hands, was also extremely hard, and cut off the ball that Yao Ming wanted to get up in the first round.

Then Rondo faced Curry and directly ran over Curry's body to score!

"Damn, the anger is coming!"

After the Celtics took the lead for the first time in this game, Curry finally got angry.

Curry, who was supposed to play happy basketball like Howard, put away his smile, and after dribbling in the next round, he didn't shout one inside and four outside, but motioned for Da Yao to pull out of the paint area in the corner, and he was on the wing 45 degrees and Turk Drew to block and dismantle.

"Change!"

Pierce was completely dismissive of Curry, I'm a leather god, what are you a thing that can only shoot??

But when he really switched to Curry, his lower abdomen twitched with Curry's sudden and rapid crotch dribble, and he couldn't help but cover it and then defend seriously!

Curry dribbled the ball under his crotch frantically and quickly against Pierce, who was a beat slower than him, and there were no other bells and whistles, and in the moment when Pierce's face turned red and impatient, suddenly a high pull pulled the ball to the left, and a crossover pulled it in front of Pierce!

"Fast pass!"

Pierce suddenly clutched his stomach in pain while staying in place, and then fell to the ground, while Curry scored with an easy throw!!

"Worthy of my son!" Old Curry looked at it coolly.

Curry challenges Pierce to score!!

"Huh? What's the situation? Pierce fell to the ground in pain! ”

Drip, drip!

The referee stopped the game, and the sight of Pierce falling straight down startled them, thinking he was injured.

And Jiang Chao thought that Pierce was terminated by his ankle at first, but thinking about it, Curry had already passed him when Pierce reacted, could it be......

Sure enough, Pierce whispered something in the team doctor's ear when the medical team arrived, and then he was carried down by Big Baby and a substitute from the Development League in a wheelchair with one foot and motionless by the team doctor.

When he lifted it, Jiang Chao deliberately glanced at his pants...... Ahem, the center is a little yellow...... Let's put this classic back to life????

But people have three urgency, Jiang Chao can't see through it, but he didn't expect Pierce to be beaten out by Curry at this time.

Fans at the scene were worried about whether Pierce would get hurt, but in fact, now Pierce is estimated to go to the bathroom.

"Boss Jiang, do you think Pierce's departure will make the Knicks go haywire?" The cute and innocent face of the reporter Wang Binbin next to him appeared.

"No, he'll be back soon."

"Huh?"

"Don't worry, you'll see when the time comes."

Jiang Chao snickered, but the scene and the media are now frantically reporting that Pierce is injured and leaving the court, the Knicks are afraid of winning the game in an instant, and the series has reached the end and so on.

But Jiang Chao, who later knew about Pierce's sphincter problem, had already gone to watch the live game when he saw the wheelchair and Pierce, who had a hideous face but did not scream in pain.

Not to mention, Curry seemed a little embarrassed by the injury of the leather god this time, and he sleepwalked in the next few rounds, obviously injuring the opponent's boss away from home, and he was booed as soon as he dribbled.

"Let go of the fight...... You've also pulled ......"

Jiang Chao shook his head, basketball activities are highly intense, and occasionally he can't hold back because he is too hard.

After all, people have three urgency.

In fact, in many NBA games, it is common to see a player suddenly go to the locker room after leaving the court, if it is not for the injury factor, the player is likely to be easier to go, although the NBA order does not allow it.

Of course, some players can control it quickly, but there are also players who are prone to the embarrassment of pulling their pants because of poor control of gastrointestinal problems.

Previously, Sands' core Booker said he had seen athletes pull their pants in the stadium on several occasions. "I've seen it a few times," he said. Especially when the player was wearing white pants, there was a small accident inside. ”

Regarding the NBA's pants door, Jiang Chao knows nothing more than Pierce who exposed himself after the commentary.

Pierce, the famous Celtic before, used too much force, and happened to have an upset stomach, so he dragged himself to his pants.

After the incident, Pierce faced it calmly and handled it well, avoiding an embarrassing situation.

Just like today, saying that he was going to the locker room to see the injury, in fact, he was using this excuse to see a doctor.

And this time, maybe the sphincter was already in time just now, otherwise it wouldn't have collapsed.

In Jiang Chao's view, this is to deliberately create the illusion of falling down and being injured in the breakthrough when Curry broke through, which not only allowed him to go to the toilet, but also avoided the scene of being passed by Curry in one step, making fans feel that he didn't keep up because of his ankle problem.

He then asked the team staff to bring the wheelchair and return to the locker room in the wheelchair.

After the handling, Pierce staged the return of the king, and he played well in that game to lead the team to victory.

I don't know if the king can return today, anyway, Jiang Chao really saw that he had a color there just now, but fortunately he didn't sit in the front, and he probably smelled a strange smell.

Actually, this happened to two stars on the Knicks.

In 2020, Harden also became the protagonist of the pants door.

At that time, Harden worked for the Rockets.

Coincidentally, also in the regular season game against the Celtics at home, Harden went down on a breakaway near the end of the break.

Probably because I used too much force, I didn't grasp the muscles that I should be holding, and I pulled my pants as a result.

Moreover, the scene after Harden fell also recorded this scene.

Then, interestingly, Pierce commented on the game.

Looking at Harden's appearance, Pierce couldn't help but laugh. It's also interesting to note that the Harden and Pierce pants door incident is the home of the Celtics. What happened to Harden after the game was also ridiculed by fans, "Harden was pooped!" ”

This home field is really toxic, and I want to pull it a little bit when I look at the color?

Curry had the same thing. In the 3rd Finals in 2017, Curry suddenly had an unusual squat movement.

The scene at that time also focused on his hoard.

However, the pants worn by Curry were not contaminated, and some people in the live commentary teased that the tights might be well closed.

After a while, Curry also decided to go back to the locker room, citing signs of dehydration.

The bookmaker of that match also made a special offer.

That is, did Curry excrete in the game?

This situation of NBA players is really embarrassing, of course, this situation is also common in competitive sports, so Jiang Chao does not feel that it is a shameful thing, but Pierce should indeed defend hard this time.

You can't get out without force, can you?

This has also happened many times in marathons, soccer matches, and wrestling matches.

So this is also part of the game, and it also adds a little bit of fun to the game, and it can be said that who is who is beaten by whom......

Sure enough, with three minutes left in the third quarter, Pierce trotted back from the tunnel with ease.

In the cheers of the fans, a king has returned.

And after pulling it was comfortable, he first made a back-to-back jumper to eat Trick Drew, and then crushed Harden to turn around and score a layup, and then singled out Trick Drew to step back and score three points, successfully leading the score by 5 points.

Really - Ramamba!

It's a mamba after it's pulled!

Jiang Chao glanced at the score, then looked at Pierce's pants that he hadn't changed, and suddenly got up and shouted at Pierce:

"Hey, Bro, are you straining?"

(End of chapter)