According to Ao Rebellious's mode of thinking, all the accounts are recorded on the heads of Li Bing's father and son, and this account must be counted!

Ao Yi was walking on the road, and a spy had already come to report: "King Qiyu, Xiao Ke can find out that Li Bing and his group are wandering around the Minjiang Mountain Road, it is a good time to take revenge." ”

Ao Wei thought and said: "This king has his own decision, you can retreat." ”

The spy retreated.

At this time, Li Erlang was discussing the current situation with Li Bing: "Father, during this time, Ao has been rebellious, what trick is he playing?"

"My son must maintain a high degree of vigilance, don't think that we burned his dragon palace, frightened him into shock, and fled in all directions, everything will be fine, and the world will be peaceful. It's not that simple, after this period of repair, he must still look for an opportunity to continue to make trouble and take revenge.

Li Erlang said: "Father said well, Ao is very vindictive, he will not give up." ”

At this moment, the young peasant, who had refused to kneel, came to report: "Lord Commander, the little one is hoeing on the slope, and he sees Ao Rebellion sneaking here, what do you want to do?"

Li Bingyan said: "Young man, this news is very important. ”

Li Erlang hurriedly asked the young peasant: "Young man, do you see if Ao Yi is wilted, sick or listless." “

The young farmer said: "Li Gongzi, Ao Shun is not what you said, I think he is angry and fierce to pick quarrels and provoke trouble. “

Lishan's mother said, "Master Li, we have to plan first. Don't let him run around, let's stop him. "Okay, that's it. Li Bing responded.

Riverside mountain road. Twists and turns, strange rocks are phosphorus, rugged.

Li Bing's father and son, Lishan's mother and others rushed to the mountain road and intercepted the reverse dragon.

Li Bing said with a sword: "The evil dragon is gone!"

The reverse dragon was overjoyed: "Li Bing, you came just in time, you burned down the Dragon Palace and destroyed the ancient buildings." What kind of crime should I be guilty of, return me to the Dragon Palace!"

Seeing this, Li Bing asked suspiciously: "Old Mother Lishan, has the heart chain lost its divine power?"

Li Erlang: "Yes." The reverse dragon is still alive, and it doesn't seem to hurt its vitality at all?"

Lishan's old mother solemnly told her: "There is a demon to make a monster, and the magic power of this demon is beyond the reach of ordinary people. ”

The reverse dragon was very rampant and said: "Li family child, tell you the truth." Lest you wait to guess and guess. The man of God gave me a 1+1 iron pill. I've already turned the chain that you regard as a divine object into nourishment!"

Li Bing lured the rebel dragon: "Where is your god? Let's open our eyes!"

The reverse dragon opened his teeth and danced his claws, waiting for an opportunity to fight back: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed!" and pounced on Li Bing as he spoke

Li Erlang stood up to protect his father with a three-pointed and two-edged gun, and solemnly declared: "What kind of master is it when he hides it?

Silent, cold.

Li Bing said coldly: "What kind of hero is hiding in a dark corner and releasing cold arrows? At best, he is a climbing shrimp!"

Feeling humiliated, the invisible Daoist faded away from invisibility, and rushed out, "Come out, come out." Afraid you won't make it?" It's a bit of a hero.

Li Erlang immediately raised his three-pointed two-edged spear and was about to stab at the Taoist.

Li Bing stopped: "I'm slow." ”

Li Erlang was indignant: "Father." Demon Dao should be killed!"

Li Bing said: "Of course, the demon road should be killed, wait for my father to ask him a few things first, so that he can understand it." “

Li Erlang had to obey his father's orders: "Father, may I ask, anyway, it is okay to kill it a little earlier and later." ”

The Taoist put on an indifferent look, and his demeanor didn't put Li Bing's father and son in his eyes at all: "Ask, you can ask whatever you like, please feel free." ”

Li Bing asked: "What is the reason for your demon Dao, who has helped the dragon to abuse the dragon several times?"

The Invisible Daoist was a little cynical: "The poor Dao is willing, can you manage it?"

Li Erlang became angry: "The demon Dao reported a name, so as not to be a nameless dead ghost." ”

The Taoist voice was hoarse but very flamboyant: "The Dragon King's future dragon fast son-in-law, this is my name." ”

The reverse dragon on the side was anxious: "Daoist, what nonsense are you talking about?"

The Taoist pretended not to hear.

The reverse dragon insisted: "Taoist, don't talk nonsense, I didn't promise you!"

Li Erlang understood the reasoning: "It turns out that you are the national corpse of the Water Tribe. ”

The Taoist was arrogant and proud: "Yes." A certain is the famous great teacher of the Great Dragon Country, the teacher of a country, and the supreme and noble national teacher of the Great Dragon Country. ”

Li Erlang said with a smile: "Lord Guoqi, don't blow water." As everyone knows, the corpse of the country, the corpse of a country, will not be buried for three days, the whole country will be stinky, and it will not be buried for seven days, and the whole country will be warm. The corpse of a country affects the whole country and even the surrounding areas, not only is it famous, it is simply notorious, and everyone will burn it. ”

The Taoist did a very cultured appearance, and he did not get angry because of Li Erlang's washing, but calmly ridiculed each other: "Your Excellency is the son of Li Erlang, who has a good reputation, Li Taishou." I saw it today, and it was really a beautiful young man with red lips and white teeth, and his face was like powder, and he was very lucky. ”

Li Erlang didn't expect the demon Dao to play this set of soft flower guns: "Demon Dao, the oily tone of the mouth is smooth, you can't change your bad virtue of eating, and you still want to be the son-in-law of the evil dragon! What's wrong with wanting to be the son-in-law of the dragon king? Recruit you to provoke you? Let me chase the women of the world, let me love them, do you think this is just the patent of you handsome guys and handsome men? No way!"

Li Erlang decided to take another shabu shabu: "You are really a flower-picking demon who does not abide by the rules and precepts, and you have a very thick skin. “

The Taoist has another set of Zhenzhen words: "Li Gongzi, you don't understand this." Women let me love, and Lao Jun stays in his heart. It's called civilization. “

"The scandal of the leper Bao wanting to eat swan meat has long been on the front page of your 'Big Dragon Daily', and everyone knows it, you are really shameless to the extreme. Li Erlang said.

The Taoist disagreed: 'What is thick skin?' If you don't have thick skin, you can't eat meat, and what successful person hasn't secretly turned over black thick learning?"

Li Erlang despised Taoists. Angrily reprimanded: "You are a complete scumbag and garbage. ”

The Taoist smiled and said, "I'm a scumbag, I'm garbage among people." I have no other way to win a woman's love, but to use the tricks of the next one. I'm not as handsome as some people. Everyone loves each other, fans have a big pie, a lot of love, God is unfair! What can be done by the poor road?"

Li Erlang gloated and had a cold attitude: "You scum of Taoism, this is not an injustice of God, this is the eyes of God." The wicked are rewarded. Not only on the battlefield, but also on the love field. ”

Listening to Li Erlang's very uncomfortable words, the Taoist not only did not get angry. Instead, thunder came out to make people stunned: "Gongzi Li, you are as charming as Princess Ao Yue, I am willing to be a comrade brother with you and accompany you for life." What do you think?"

Li Erlang heard this. His lungs exploded: "You bastard! Tell your dad these bastards." ”

The Taoist made a woman's snort: "Li Erlang Gongzi, don't lose your temper, Poor Dao is not a who loves one, Poor Dao is a very infatuated person, he can be entrusted for life, and he will never empathize with him." To put it mildly, I have had a crush on Li Gongzi for a long time. Have pity on my hard heart, Master Li. "It turns out that Taoists have homosexual tendencies.

Li Erlang has never heard such nonsense, absurd paradoxes. Angry and shouted: "Crazy demon Dao, look at the second master's gun!"

At this time, Li Bing fought with the reverse dragon.

Li Erlang fought with the Invisible Daoist.

The invisible Taoist swept Li Erlang to the ground with one leg. Randomly pounced on it and stuck Li Erlang's neck.

Unexpectedly, Li Erlang supported the Taoist's chin with his hand and pushed the Taoist to the ground with a fierce push.

The Taoist suddenly kicked Li Erlang in the abdomen with one leg, and Li Erlang was pressed to the ground by the Taoist again, and his neck was stuck, the tighter and tighter he became, his neck was bruised, his face was red and purple, and the situation was very critical......

Li Bing and Reverse Dragon are fighting into a sticky state, and they can't get out, so they are not in a hurry.

The Taoist stuck Li Erlang's neck and didn't let go.

Unexpectedly, Li Erlang suddenly freed his right hand and also stuck the Taoist's neck.

When the two were fighting inseparably, the pavilion chief led the people to help in the battle.

The invisible Taoist looked a little nervous, and his eyes rolled to a bad plan.

Suddenly, the two people who were hugging each other were Li Erlang.

One is shouting: "You are fake, I am the real Li Erlang!"

The other said: "I am the real Li Erlang, you are a fake!"

One is shouting, "You are a demon!

The other said, "You are the demon!

The pavilion chief and the people can't do anything about their housework, and they don't know which one to help.

Now it's troublesome, it's hard to distinguish between the real and the fake, the real has become fake, and the fake has become true!

At this time, Li Bing and Reverse Dragon both jumped out of the circle and looked at the scolding battle between the two Li Erlang here.

The reverse dragon looked very proud: "There are really two brushes." ”

Li Bing was confused: "What's the matter?"

Lishan's mother rushed over, but she couldn't help, she couldn't intervene, and she didn't know which one to help, so she had to stand aside and watch the changes.

Everyone was helpless and helpless.

Suddenly, Lishan's old mother had a plan and stopped the real and false Li Erlang: "Don't fight the two of you, the old body has something to ask you, you can distinguish the true from the false." ”

True or false Li Erlang was really obedient, stopped, and said in unison: "Okay, let's listen to the ruling of the immortals." ”

Lishan's mother said: "The old man asked two questions, the correct answer is the real Li Erlang, and the wrong answer is the fake Li Erlang." ”

The two Li Erlang said in unison: "Shangxian asks questions." ”

Lishan's old mother said, "Where did Li Erlang first meet Princess Ao Yue?"

One Li Erlang immediately replied: "The first time Li Erlang saw Princess Ao Yue was on the Bailongtan construction site path. ”

Lishan's mother asked a second question: "Did Master Li pay for the eldest mother's eggs?"

Another Li Erlang immediately said: Lord Li paid three square hole Qin coins. ”

Lishan's mother was stumped, because the two Li Erlang answered correctly, and it was difficult to distinguish the true from the fake. I had to ask again: "How did Princess Ao Yue see Li Erlang for the second time?"

A Li Erlang replied; Princess Ao Yue sent back the boy and the girl. ”

Lishan's mother had no choice but to ask the fourth question: "What kind of trauma medicine did the eldest mother give to Lord Li?"

Another Li Erlang said: "What my mother gave my father was a white medicine to stop bleeding and reduce swelling. ”

Lishan's mother was once again stumped, because the two Li Erlang answered well, it was difficult to distinguish between truth and falsehood, Lishan's mother shook her head, and there was no trick.

At this time of great danger, an auspicious cloud suddenly floated in the sky. Lishan's old mother frowned and said, "Okay, the savior has arrived!"

When the fake Li Erlang saw Xiangyun, he hesitated for a moment and quickly let go of Li Erlang.

Li Erlang took advantage of the situation to push the fake Li Erlang to the ground.

The fake Li Erlang accumulated strength again, succeeded again, was in an advantage, knocked down Li Erlang, and rode on Li Erlang...... (To be continued......)