Chapter 18: The Fat Man in the Jade Coffin
There was no green mountains and green waters of the Flower Shifting Palace in front of him, and a desolate aura struck.
This is a desolate stone mountain, except for the rocks and some loose loess, there is no other scenery around, the stone mountain is very large, the scenery on the other side of the mountain is separated, and the desolate ancient dragon cave of the Dragon Valley Mountain Range is a little similar.
Lu Chen jumped down from the five-color lotus platform, at this time, the five-color lotus platform with great glow could not see the slightest halo flowing, although the entire lotus platform was still wrapped by five jade petals of different colors, but there was no slightest charm, as if it was an ordinary stone lotus, but the white jade sarcophagus was still flowing with brilliance, which looked extraordinary.
Lu Chen circled around the white jade sarcophagus on the lotus platform twice, and then knocked on the coffin wall, making a sonorous sound.
"The Shifting Flower Palace and the group of ironclad men are all fighting for this sarcophagus, what kind of treasure is in it?" Lu Chen thought quietly, thinking about the words left by the red-clothed woman before the five-color lotus array was activated, Lu Chen's brows furrowed slightly: "Could it be that there is a person in here?"
Lu Chen carefully put his palms on the coffin lid of the jade coffin, the coffin lid was extremely heavy, and he pushed it, making a squeaky jade rubbing sound.
The coffin lid was pushed open a small gap, and a jade light shot out from the sarcophagus, straight into the sky, Lu Chen was stunned for a moment, and then took a step back, and in an instant, the sarcophagus actually sneered.
In this desolate stone mountain, there was not a trace of living creatures to be seen, and the atmosphere here was originally extremely desolate and terrifying, but at this time, when he saw that the jade sarcophagus actually vibrated on its own, it made Lu Chen retreat several steps in a row.
He couldn't help but look pale, even though he knew that this jade coffin might contain a living thing, his heart was beating at the moment, after all, in this environment, any abnormal movement could involve a person's fragile nerves.
"Damn, I'm suffocating Ben Gongzi. ”
At this moment, the shaking coffin suddenly became quiet, but the coffin lid made another squeaky sound, moved, and there was a somewhat obscene cry: "Is there anyone outside, Xiaoyu, Xiaocui, where are you, hurry up and remove this damn thing for Ben Gongzi, or I will beat your ass at night." ”
Lu Chen was taken aback, how could this voice become more familiar the more he listened.
"Hey, don't pay attention to Ben Gongzi, okay okay, don't beat your ass, you guys hurry up and remove this damn thing for me, I'm freezing Ben Gongzi, like an ice cellar, at night Ben Gongzi will teach you the secret method of acupuncture and moxibustion for breast and buttock enlargement. ”
"If you don't open this boy again, I'll get angry quickly, or I'll let you sleep bare-fed at night and freeze you to death." ”
Successive voices came from the sarcophagus, Lu Chen's brows had already wrinkled into a river, and he walked towards the white jade coffin, and opened the coffin lid a little reluctantly, if it weren't for the fact that this dead fat man's three words were not far from the fart, it was unbearable, Lu Chen really had the urge to suffocate him.
"Okay, Xiaocui Xiaoyu, you actually dare to tease this son, see if this son doesn't beat your ass. ”
The obscene voice came again, and then he saw a bunch of white flowers and fat popping out of the coffin, and before Lu Chen could react, the big fat hands pinched Lu Chen's face.
"Spread out. ”
Lu Chen was startled, and then pushed the pair of fat hands away with black lines on his head, and punched the other party fiercely.
"Ouch, it's painful to kill my son. ”
Fat Meat let out a miserable scream and scolded: "You really ate the gall of the leopard, even this son"
Before the rest of the words were finished, when he saw Lu Chen's black face in a daze, the fat man's whole body trembled involuntarily: "You, you, where are Xiaocui and Xiaoyu?"
Compared with a year ago, the fat man is obviously fat again, and now, he is no longer a modern person's dress, wearing a very exaggerated white robe, with a jade belt tied around his waist, perhaps because the waist is too thick, the jade belt is inflated, squeezing out two piles of fat meat up and down, giving people a feeling of turbulence, the hair has grown, and the round face like a big cake is already unsightly, but he just put a long hair on the back of his head and put on a golden bun, which is quite inconsistent with his fat and disc-like face.
Brocade clothes and jade belts, gold buns and thorns, holding white fans, graceful Sai Pan'an, these words have always been used to describe those beautiful men in ancient times, at this time, brocade clothes, jade belts, gold buns, white fans, fat people have, but one thing is not like it, that is, his obscene face and turbulent figure, it really gives people an urge to beat him fat.
"Brother, it's you. ”
The fat man was stunned for a moment, and then the fat accumulation began to squeeze his eyebrows, and his originally small eyes narrowed into a slit, as if his myopia had not recovered: "It's me, do you remember me? When the train accident happened a year ago, I was sitting next to you." ”
"I know you when you turn to ashes. ”
Lu Chen glanced at the fat man, he hadn't changed anything in the past year, he was still so fat and so obscene.
Lu Chen and the fat man are not friends, and they don't even know each other's names, but in this unknown new continent, it is also an exciting thing to meet someone from the same world as himself.
The fat man looked very enthusiastic, jumped out of the jade coffin, pulled Lu Chen and asked a long question.
"Brother, how are you doing this year? You really surprised me that you were able to live for a year in such a dangerous continent. ”
Lu Chen's face sank, why did this sound gloomy?
When the fat man saw Lu Chen's gloomy face, he also realized that he had said the wrong thing, and then slapped himself in the mouth with great joy, and said with a smile: "Look at my stupid mouth, I should be beaten." But brother, to be honest, you really surprised me too much, do you know how dangerous this continent is?"
Speaking of this, a trace of mystery appeared on the fat man's face: "Brother, you don't know yet, this is a Xiuzhen continent, all of them are superhumans, and if you don't pay attention to it, you will die without a place to be buried." ”
"Oh, is it?" Lu Chen responded, seeing the fat man's spitting appearance, he didn't want to disturb the other party's interest, and chose to be a quiet listener.
"Of course. The fat man patted his chest, looking undeceiving: "This continent is very complicated, and you won't understand it if I tell you now, brother, do you know why those people didn't take you away a year ago?"
Before Lu Chen could answer, the fat man asked himself: "Because we all have a dantian secret realm in our bodies, as for what the dantian secret realm is, you definitely don't understand, simply put, it is used for cultivation, hey, brother, it's a pity for you, the dantian secret realm is actually bad and can't be cultivated." ”
Lu Chen's heart was surging, looking at the serious appearance of the fat man, although this person was a little too self-righteous, but his performance was quite sincere, it could be seen that he really felt sorry for himself, seeing the rise of his pretending, Lu Chen was not good at splashing him with cold water.
"But brother, don't worry, although you are destined to be a mortal in this world, but you met this son, it means that we are destined, I will be your brother in the future, this son will cover you, follow me back to the Flower Palace, and ensure that you have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life." ”
"Oh. Lu Chen answered, and did not answer, this fat man may not know that the Shifting Flower Palace has been destroyed by that group of men in black gold iron armor, looking at the fat man's excited appearance, a sadness rose from Lu Chen's heart.
The fat man thought that Lu Chen felt sad because he could only be a mortal, and he slapped Lu Chen on the shoulder heavily, looking like he was swearing: "It's okay brother, my brother is now a cultivator, my two masters are very powerful, they said that it won't be long before I will sweep the entire Chaotian Continent, and even if you are a mortal and report your brother's name, no one will dare to touch you." ”
As he spoke, a five-colored flame flowed between the fat man's fingers, although the flame made the fat man sweat profusely, but he still showed off in front of Lu Chen for a long time: "Did you see it, brother?" This is divine power, I am now almost in the middle of the first chaos realm, the little master said that the speed of my cultivation is very amazing, I feel that it is also, in a few years, I will be able to sweep the Chaos Heaven Continent, my brother also told you a secret, my two masters are all immortals, every sister in the Flower Shifting Palace is as beautiful as a flower race sable cicada, you must drool when you see it. ”
The fat man hasn't bragged about this yet, the Flower Shifting Palace maids are indeed beautiful and almost demonic, but when Lu Chen saw their faces, many people turned into cold corpses.
"If your two masters are really as you said, they can teach the apprentices who swept across the Chaos Heaven Continent in a few years, and the Shifting Flower Palace will not be wiped out by a group of cultivators in the God Refining Realm. ”
Lu Chen's heart was Ling Ran, and the desolate aura rose from the bottom of his heart again, he really couldn't find any suitable reason to shatter the fat man's dream.
Looking at this fat man with high spirits, Lu Chen shook his head in his heart, and he didn't know if he could accept this reality after learning the truth of the matter.
"By the way, brother, I don't know your name yet?" the fat man chattered endlessly.
"Lu Chen. ”
"Haha, it's good, but without my name, my name is Ji Wuji. ”
"Ji Wufeng, Wufeng?" The feelings that were previously in the mouths of the two palace masters, Invite Yue and Lianxing, were actually this fat man, Lu Chen's eyes were dark at the time, and he almost fainted.
"Shifting Flower Palace, Inviting the Moon, Mercy Star, Ji Wuxi. ”
At this time, a very strange idea emerged in Lu Chen's mind, did Master Gu Long once travel through this continent, accidentally discovered the Shifting Flower Palace here, and then traveled back to write "The Peerless Shuangjiao", maybe he felt that Ji Wuji, the fat man, was too unobtrusive, which made a generation of martial arts masters feel a little disgusting, so he deliberately changed Ji Wujian to Hua Wuji, and described him as a beautiful man with both wisdom and courage and a graceful demeanor.
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