Old man Mei felt that he had been extremely unlucky recently, not only to endure the repeated harassment of the little rabbit cubs on the mountain, but also to try his best to appease his increasingly angry wife.

There's no way, who can't let themselves beat others.

I thought that I went to the mountain to find the field at that time, but I happened to see a guy who came to challenge earlier than myself, so it was natural to see the terrifying sword of the second thief, and then there was no more.

The challenged monk was killed with a sword, and Old Man Mei fled back to his nest in disgrace, which naturally made his wife very unhappy.

What kind of place is this, that is the land of Huiyuan, although there is no Huiyuan now, but it must not be allowed to run rampant, right?

Although Mrs. Mei, who was also a disciple of Huiyuan, was not good at sprinkling it directly on Old Man Mei, her always stiff face and the unusually angry look of everything made him more uncomfortable than directly scolding Old Man Mei.

"Smack!", Mrs. Mei slapped her chopsticks on the table, pointed to the side dishes on the table, and said, "This is light, this is too salty, I said can you do things more seriously, more carefully, is it so difficult to even fry a dish?"

Old man Mei tasted every dish with a weak heart, and then said, "But I'm eating, every dish here is quite suitable." ”

"So, you don't think it's your fault, it's my tongue?"

Old man Mei buried his head in breaking the rice, he knew that he must not continue to talk at this time, just because if he continued to talk, he couldn't help but want to quarrel again.

"Yo, old thing, come out and pay the land tax!"

At this time, there was a sudden chaotic sound of horses' hooves outside the house, followed by a disgusting voice, but after hearing this person's voice, Old Man Mei breathed a sigh of relief for no reason, just because it was more painful to eat with the current Mrs. Mei than to deal with those little rabbits outside the door.

"Haha, the land tax collector is here. ”

"Didn't you just come the day before yesterday, why did you come here again today? Also, others told you to give you money for nothing, how happy are you?"

Mrs. Mei shaved Old Man Mei fiercely with a look of hating iron but not steel.

Old man Mei was in a state of mind and said: "How can this be reasonable, I actually collect taxes repeatedly, see that I don't use silver to smash you little rabbit cubs." ”

“”

Mrs. Mei looked at Old Man Mei with idiotic eyes, as if to say, "This old man is hopeless."

"Hey, ladies and gentlemen, what kind of wind is blowing you here again?"

As soon as Old Man Mei walked out of the door, the whole person seemed to have changed immediately, and asked eagerly while leading the horse for the leader's eyebrows.

"Slap", slapped Old Man Mei's hand away, raised his eyebrows, and was angry at Old Man Mei, and said: "Old thing, you can dare to deceive Master Tiger and me?"

Old man Mei was startled at first, and after sorting out the meaning of the words, he immediately said with a puzzled face: "It turned out to be the tiger master, disrespectful and disrespectful, but even if I give me a hundred more dares, the old man, I don't dare to calculate the head of the tiger master, I think there is any misunderstanding in this?"

"Yes. ”

Yizi Mei nodded very usefully and said: "Master Hu, I am also a very good talker, even if you find a fake silver ticket in the silver you handed in, I believe that it is not an old thing, and you will not notice it for a while." ”

"Yes, yes, Tiger Master Mingjian. ”

"But since you have to take responsibility for doing something wrong, whether you are intentional or unintentional, if you don't punish because of unintentional actions, then won't you mess up the rules in the future, do you say this is the reason?"

Yizimei said patiently and gently, but at this time, Old Man Mei already felt a trace of coldness.

"Then I don't know what the old man should do?"

"Easy!"

Said generously: "Originally, it should have been executed directly according to the regulations, but after some lobbying by me, our boss finally agreed, as long as you give the old thing ten times the land occupation tax this month, this misunderstanding will be over, what do you think?"

Although the requirements of Yizimei are both harsh and vexatious, and even Old Man Mei thinks that it is very likely that the guy has spent all the money indiscriminately somehow, and wants to find vacancies in their old couple, but since they have decided to endure the calm for a while, how can they break this hard-won peace so easily?

But just when he wanted to speak out, Mrs. Mei rarely pushed open the door of the house, the beautiful woman in the past was long gone, but even if Mrs. Mei's wrinkles were deep and her hair was white, in the eyes of Old Man Mei, she was still the same as before.

"Not good!"

Old man Mei glared, but he didn't expect Mrs. Mei's first sentence to be like this, this is the rhythm of tearing his face, but he didn't have time to stop it, and he didn't want to stop it, just because as long as it was Mrs. Mei's decision, even if he knew that he would die, he would still go on firmly, which was the same as when Huiyuan was killed, he had to go, and no one could stop it.

"What?!"

Yizimei deliberately put his palm behind his ear, tilting his head sideways as if he didn't hear clearly, but everyone in the field knew that he could hear it word for word, and he was just trying to give alms to the weak a chance.

But Mrs. Mei obviously has no awareness of this, and she has no intention of changing her mind, since the other party's ears don't look very good, then she said loudly, word by word: "I said, we want to resist taxes, you guys, hurry up!"

The smile on Yizimei's face disappeared, and his gentle eyes turned fierce at this time, and he stared at the old lady in front of him who was at the height of his chest, and said, "Do you know who we are?"

Old man Mei saw that the situation was not good, so he naturally protected Mrs. Mei behind him.

"We're bandits, do you know?"

Yizi looked down at the two old men in front of him viciously, and said wantonly: "That is a profession that kills people and arsons, but our second master is really a benevolent master, and finally came up with a compromise method, neither dead nor us need to pick up a knife, this is of course called land tax, but if someone does not cooperate with our work, we who do small things will naturally be very troubled." ”

"That's enough, my wife is weak, if you are frightened, you will all take your lives to compensate, I'm afraid it won't be enough. ”

Old man Mei patted Mrs. Mei on the shoulder, and then said gently: "Hurry up and go back and eat the rice, today's steamed carp is good, but if it is cold, it will not taste good." ”

Mrs. Mei looked at Yizimei and the others with the eyes of a dead person, and then simply turned around and entered the house, saying, "Get it clean, I don't want to smell blood when I go out." ”

"Eun, definitely. ”

Old man Mei couldn't help nodding in response, as if he hadn't cared about the feelings of Yizimei and the others at all.

Such ignorance naturally made Yizi's eyebrows disgraced, and he decided to tell the meaning of these two old thieves in the most direct way.

Knife, a weapon with a single eyebrow, to be honest, after following the second master, it is really rare to move this thing again, but some things have long been carved into the bones, even if they have not been used for a few years or even decades, but they only need to return to their hands to be able to bloom with their former brilliance.

In the past, the eyebrows were not clear, but at this moment he knew that his knife was still the same as before.

Needless to say, he took the lead and rushed to the old man who was walking slowly, which felt like killing chickens with a knife, but since he chose to do it, it meant that only one side could be killed, and the lion fought the rabbit with all his might, and Yiyi Mei would not take it lightly because the enemy was weak.

These two old men seem ordinary, but when will the ordinary old couple be bold enough to ignore the bandits? Be cautious and careful, this is the best secret to live a long life on the knife edge.

But in front of Old Man Mei, who was the first on the sword list, these careful thoughts, this little bit of caution, was obviously far from enough, only to see Old Man Mei's scattered figure suddenly disappear in front of everyone's eyes, and when he reappeared, he had already reached the back of the crowd, he had a green leaf in his hand, which was already dark green, and he didn't even see a trace of blood, but the bandits behind him fell one after another.

Yizi's eyebrows did not fall, just because the old man had no intention of letting him die with him.

"Trouble cleaning up the bodies, I need to go home for dinner. ”

Old Man Mei casually threw away the leaves in his hand, and then turned around and walked towards the house.

After the old man entered the house, he honestly dragged away the corpses of six companions on horseback, and the snow on the ground happened to be used as a blanket, so as not to leave any stains to disdain the old lady, he clearly remembered that the old lady did not want to smell blood, maybe this is the reason why he lived.

Yizimei walked a long way with the corpse, and finally on a hill, a corpse suddenly exploded, and then the remaining five corpses also burst out with blood, making his face all over his body, but before he could be frightened, a crack finally appeared in the center of his eyebrows.

The crack was thin and shallow, but fatal enough, and the brow collapsed in a pool of blood as if he had completed the last task of his life.

"You're so cruel that you used a carved sword on those little bastards. ”

When Mrs. Mei saw Old Man Mei come back, she was not surprised at all, but she was upset by the bandits.

"Well, who let those rabbit cubs make you angry, and if you want to leave no traces, you can only do it by carving a sword. ”

Indeed, carving the sword, the sword is as its name suggests, there is a sword mark engraved at the target position, and then according to the amount of the sword force you cast, to control the time of the mark, and if you want to let the word eyebrow help clean it up and then die, there is only this way.

Besides, the words and eyebrows are constantly calling "old things", how can they let it live, and even if the bandits and a group of bandits will find out about the changes here sooner or later, it should be better to be late.

"What are you going to do next, since I provoked the matter, even if I wander the world again, I have nothing to say about my wife. ”

Mrs. Mei said indifferently, as if she was not afraid of any sinister statement at all.

"Look at what you're talking about, isn't it me who did it? Besides, we're all old bones, and we can't stand that toss anymore. ”

"Then you mean that you don't plan to leave, you want to fight with that dumbfounder?"

Old man Mei snickered, if the famous second master knew that his name was in the mouth of the old lady, he would be stunned, I don't know what his expression would be.

He smiled at Mrs. Mei and said, "You don't have to be so anxious to let me die, right?"

Mrs. Mei said as a matter of course: "What about sending you to death? Look at what you have become now? I really shouldn't have tried to let you go into hiding or anything soon." Don't worry, even if you die, I won't let you be left alone. ”

Old man Mei's eyes instantly moistened, this old lady always inadvertently said something touching and fatal.

"Eat first, eat first, I heard that Li Xiaozi recently came out of the Ancient Dojo, and now I guess I can't beat him, right?"

"Ahh

Li Xian touched his nose inexplicably, he would definitely not be sick, but a feeling of being calculated hung over his head like a dark cloud.

"Xiao Xianzi, can you not face me when you sneeze!" Song Xuewu wiped the hem of her skirt disgustingly, and complained angrily at Li Xian.

“”

Li Xian was stunned for a long time, and then his old face turned red, and he said embarrassedly: "The incident happened suddenly, and the reality happened suddenly." ”

"Haha, teasing you! Did you feel so embarrassed just now that you want to find a crack in the ground and get into it immediately?!"

Li Xian was silent, in fact, he didn't think it was funny at all, okay?

Finally, he couldn't help but sigh and said, "Xiao Wu, are you feeling too bored to even joke about this?"

Song Xue danced and said: "Who let you go to the execution ground one by one, and you didn't say anything, but for so long, no one spoke." ”

"Well, I have to say that this is also a natural skill to liven up the atmosphere. ”

Li Xian looked at the song and the smile on the corner of Du Yinglan's mouth, and commented seriously.

"So, in order to celebrate this newfound talent for me, I have decided that from now on, you will not be silent anymore, but you will talk to me. Song Xuewu also said matter-of-factly.

"Wasn't that what I was talking to you?"

Everyone laughed again, and the dull atmosphere was swept away.

Chatting seems to be a very simple thing, but sometimes it seems to be difficult and difficult, the reason is what to say, what kind of topic is there? When considering these problems, it is often difficult to chat smoothly, but as long as someone opens their mouth first, no matter what they say, the topic will naturally appear, so you will be surprised to find that the original chat is actually really simple