Let's say that Huang Shiren's master and apprentice are sluts, and they talk a lot of rhetoric, and Wang Xiaoxiao is also fooled and ready to move, and finally agrees to move.

"Senior brother, hurry up and help my sister-in-law clean up!" Wukong stabbed with a golden hoop stick in his hand.

"You're fucking!

"Rub, I'll find you a woman, what's wrong with you?!"

A few sluts helped Wang Xiaoxiao scrape the ground and get things done, and then left the little demon in Xuanyuan's tomb alone, and went out of the gate, Huang Shiren beckoned to Yuan Hong.

"Yuan Hong, this is going to Vulture Mountain, thousands of miles away, Xiaoxiao is alone, I'm afraid that there is trouble, you accompany her back. ”

Yuan Hong was stunned: "Master, aren't you going back?"

Before the words fell, a stick poked at the chrysanthemum.

"Senior brother, your head is pretending to be fucking shit! Can't you see that Master and his old man have created an opportunity for you! Hurry up and die far away!"

Yuan Hong was speechless with shame, and he didn't care about trouble with Wukong, so he took Wang Xiaoxiao with him.

"Master, you are such a good person, even a woman can make you, I admire you. Looking at the backs of the pair, Wukong sighed.

snapped, and he had already received a slap on the head.

"You bastard! There is one less woman that the master has a crush on! If you dare to do this next time, you will explode your chrysanthemum for the master!"

"Master, don't be like this, all the flowers in the world can't be inserted into your cow dung!"

"Who are you talking about?"

"I'm cow dung! I'm cow dung! Master, if there are too many flowers, the cow dung will dry up, how miserable. ”

"I do!"

"We don't want to! We can't do this cow dung without flowers, and all the flies will be recruited!"

"You bastard!"

"By the way, Master, Senior Brother and I have a fall. Nezha hasn't been there yet, I found out. I'm getting more and more fond of matchmaking, a very promising profession!"

"Nezha is so small......

"Small!? Nezha, you take off those little stockings and show them to open Master's eyes! Wipe it! Master, Nezha's thing is bigger than you!"

"Believe it or not, I slapped you to death for the teacher!"

"You can do it, Master!? Master. Nezha is an adult, so it's time to think about it. This kind of thing, that must be advanced in advance, and it is best to set a baby kiss. Otherwise, all good women will be snatched away by others! Vulture Mountain is now a bunch of singles, the second uncle, the fourth uncle, the fifth uncle......"

"Don't count!Didn't you just get so many celestial maidens from the West?!"

"One yard to one yard. Besides, they can look at that kind of goods?"

"So what do you want!?"

"No, I think I should be a matchmaker! Otherwise, you go back and make me the chief matchmaker of Taoist love. Responsible for the lifelong happiness of our Taoist singles, how about it!?"

"Get out!"

"Master. I'm serious!"

......

Huang Shiren is in front, Wukong is behind, the two sluts are chirping crookedly, and Nezha is listening to it with relish in the back. God is pitiful, a good teenager and child were harmed like this by these two cheap **.

After talking about it, Wukong suddenly found that Huang Shiren had left Xuanyuan's tomb and went straight to the east.

"Master, why don't you go back to the Western Vulture Mountain, what are you going to do in the East?!"

"Looking for a woman!" Huang Shiren said angrily.

Wukong smiled: "Master, don't be naughty, seriously. ”

"Go to Biyou Palace on Jinao Island. ”

"Rub, Master, do you like Tongtian?!"

"If you talk nonsense, I'm really going to use the golden finger!"

"Don't say it, don't say it. Master, what are you looking for Tongtian!?" Wukong Zhengse said.

Huang Shiren sighed: "Now that things are so big, I have to find Tongtian to sum up." ”...,

"Yes, it should be. Wukong nodded solemnly, and said unsatisfied: "After finishing the business, I will take a few women to Vulture Mountain by the way." ”

"Wukong, look at it as the golden finger of the teacher!"

"Master, spare my life, I don't dare!"

......

Jinao Island!

There was silence and peace.

A spiritual light shot out, attracting the attention of the countless sectarian immortals.

"Who the hell is so bold to run around in such a mess over Jinao Island! I'm going to clean up ...... Brothers, Huang Shiren is here, flash!"

"Mother, why is this thing here again!?"

In Xiu's life, Kili was slammed, and people ran away in an instant.

Huang Shiren, Wukong, and Nezha fell into the clouds in front of the gate of Biyou Palace, and saw two guys fighting there at the door.

The one on the left, dressed in a black Taoist robe, holding a fairy sword, is pink and tender and a small Zhengtai, and the one on the right, wearing a white Taoist robe, holding a nine-section demon whip, a white little obedient, the two of you come and go, and they are very happy.

"Yin Jiao, you are not as good as me. ”

"Senior brother, your whip is indeed a fairy sword that can't be defeated by me!"

These two people are the two heart-to-heart apprentices Mu Zha and Na Yin Jiao under the seat of Duobao Daoren.

When Huang Shiren saw it, he was happy: "You two Mo Dou!"

Mu Zha and Yin Jiao glanced at Huang Shiren, took a step back, turned around and ran.

"Master, Master, Huang Shiren is here! Hurry up and hide!"

Looking at the two guys who flew out in a smoke, Huang Shiren couldn't cry or laugh.

Is Huang Shiren so infamous on Jinao Island?

Outside the door, there were Duobao Dao people who walked out early.

"Muzha Yinjiao, that slut didn't lie to your baby, did he?!"

"Nope. ”

"Didn't touch you, did you?"

"Nope. ”

"That's good. Duobao let out a sigh of relief and said to Huang Shiren: "You slut, what are you doing here again." ”

"Senior Brother Duobao, you're a bastard when you say this. Why can't I come? Besides, I got you two good apprentices, how can you take revenge on me with such an attitude!"

"Die!say, what's the matter!?"

"I'm looking for the Tongtian Sect Master. ”

"Master is not here!"

"! There was a ghost screaming in the back, and I just saw a figure rushing into the house, who else could it be if it wasn't Tongtian!?"

"Dear mother, why are you slut with such sharp eyes!"

"That's a must! Get out of the way, I have something big to do with him, it's too late for the fairy world to end!"

"Is there such a big thing!?"

"When did I joke with you!?"

"Okay. ”

Duobao Dao people saw Huang Shiren's gloomy face. I didn't feel like I was fake, so I ran in and worked hard for a long time. Finally let the Tongtian Sect Master come out.

Meet Huang Shiren. The master of the Tongtian Sect is really like a dead father, a saint in the hall, sitting on the Nine Dragons Agarwood, and he doesn't dare to look at this slut.

"Leprosy. What are you looking for me? Hurry up, get out of here!" It hurts.

"Sect Master, you can't be like this, I'm Huang Shiren for you. For your sake. That's running away and breaking your leg and breaking your mouth, and being humiliated in every way, but you treat me like this, I feel cold!"

"Die!, you keep saying that you are destroying the Great Tribulation of the Gods, and in order to intercept the sect for us, don't you have much benefit from this bastard!?"

"! Errands and tips!"

"What's the fee!?"

"I mean, I've worked so hard. It can't be no benefit at all, right!?" Huang Shiren leaned over and sat on the Nine Dragons Agarwood Rim of the Tongtian Sect Master. He took off his shoes, and the stinky feet made the sect leader's brows furrowed.

This Nine Dragons Agarwood Ring, for hundreds of millions of years, only the Tongtian Sect Master can sit down, who dares to go up? Only Huang San, a slut, has the courage to do this. ...,

Hugging the shoulders of the Tongtian Sect Master, Huang Shiren said: "Sect Master, don't worry, I didn't scrape your ground this time, the purple thunder hammer last time was not bad......"

"Don't say it, my heart hurts!" Huang Shiren really can't open any pot, and the Tongtian Sect Master almost couldn't breathe when he heard the three words of the purple thunder hammer.

That's the Thunder Dao Supreme Magic Weapon, a real innate treasure!

"Okay, let's not mention the Purple Thunder Hammer. Sect Master, I heard that your Qingping sword is extremely sharp and indestructible, you borrowed it from me, so I went to Chaoge and beheaded Jiang Ziya's whip ......"

"Get out! You get out of here!" "The Purple Thunder Hammer let you deceive, you bastard still want to deceive me Qingping Sword! Why didn't Lei kill you...... Wait, what are you talking about, whip the gods!?"

"Well, the whip?!"

"Is the whip in the second senior brother's place, why did you run into Jiang Ziya's hands?!"

"In Jiang Ziya's hand, I was almost whipped, don't you know, that whip is so big, thick and hard......"

"Bastard!

"Master, that's what happened......

Huang Shiren spat and flew, and explained how Jiang Ziya offered Hu Ximei into the palace, how Hu Ximei cultivated the secret method of the heavenly ghost deity, how Jiang Ziya became a national witch, how he attacked himself, and caused him to escape, etc., 1510 said.

With a snap, the float in the Tongtian Sect Master's hand fell to the ground.

"You say, that woman, has practiced the Heavenly Ghost Buddha-Figure Tantra!?"

"Sect Master, that's a trivial matter, the key now is that Jiang Ziya and Zhun Ti have joined forces, and they have already occupied the court of the Great Shang, and they will ......be in chaos in the future."

"It's a trivial matter! Compared to this matter, what you said is all! Do you know the details of the secret method of the Heavenly Ghost Buddha?!" The Tongtian Sect Master twisted the collar of Huang Shiren's clothes.

"I know, Long Ji told me. Huang Shiren said.

"How!?"

He said that what was sealed in the jade slip was an extremely fierce demon, and as long as it reached the third layer, it would mean that the demon would be reborn and the fairy world would be in chaos. ”

"Damn, do you know who that demon is?" scolded the Tongtian Sect Master.

"How do I know!?"

The Tongtian Sect Master sighed: "It's really a blessing and a disaster, not a single line! A god-sealing catastrophe makes the fairy world chickens fly and dogs jump, how can that slut be able to release the heavenly ghosts!"

After that, the Tongtian Sect Master said in a deep voice: "The sealed Heavenly Ghost is none other than Candle Yin!"

"Zhu Yin?!What about Stephen Chow!Don't be kidding!" Huang Shiren said happily.

Wait, Zhu Yin!? Yes, candle yin!

pondered it, and scared Huang Shiren into a cold sweat!

It's over, it's miserable!

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