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"So you are Mr. Lei's wife?" Jin Zhu looked at Lei Dong and Su Xiaoxiao, the expression on his face was a little worried, and at the same time a little lost. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Su Xiaoxiao's hands kept moving, and he giggled: "This is the dead ghost, what's the matter, he must not have told you that he is a married man, right?"

Jin Zhu's face flushed, and he lowered his head and said, "I didn't ask, how could he say?"

Lei Dong stretched out his hand, hugged Su Xiaoxiao, and said, "Xiaoxiao, don't make trouble, you know I didn't mean that." The reason why I left Jin Zhu is to be a translator for you, this mission is special, and I can't always be by your side. ”

Su Xiaoxiao pouted, simply sat on Lei Dong's lap, and said, "Then what should I do, I can't stop sleeping, right?"

"The place is. Lei Dong got up and opened the small door in front of him, and behind him was a long corridor.

Along the road more than ten meters, there is an area of seven or eight square meters of space, above the road there is an arm-thick bamboo pipe extending down, inside is two thumb-thick plastic tubes, the end is also connected to a pair of trumpet-shaped things.

Lei Dong picked up the pair of small speakers and clasped them in Su Xiaoxiao's ear, and immediately there was a stabbing sound.

Su Xiaoxiao said, "What is this?"

"The earthen monitor, which I designed and installed after I came in, has two loudspeakers outside, one is aimed at the old man's bedroom, and the other is aimed at the door, as long as the voice is not too small, it can be heard here. Lei Dong smiled bitterly and said: "This country is too poor, I originally wanted to get a set of electronic surveillance, but it was too difficult, either there was no electricity, or I couldn't find the camera, or the method of my ancestors worked." ”

"Three holes of cunning rabbits!" Su Xiaoxiao pursed his lips and asked, "I'm afraid there is still one hole left, right?"

"Absolutely, here. Lei Dong moved the straw underneath, and a thick layer of new soil appeared below, and continued to the next meter, and then a horizontal passage, with the help of the mobile phone flashlight function, and found that about four or five meters in front of him was the end, which seemed to be unfinished, and there was still an iron catalpa inside.

"So cautious, you are not like this in Aleppo!" Su Xiaoxiao's heart suddenly tightened, it must be very dangerous to make Lei Dong so nervous.

"Different locations, different strategies. In Aleppo we can kill people casually, but here ......" Lei Dong shook his head, put the straw back on, and said: "I have calculated, the front has extended to the opposite side of the alley, and the end is at most forty centimeters above the ground, and it can be dug up in three minutes at a critical moment." ”

Jin Zhu looked at all this dumbfounded, and said, "Mr. Lei, how did you move in Sinuiju?"

"It's simple, my appearance is almost exactly the same as the people in your country, and my Chao + Xian dialect still has a strong Ping+Yang accent, which basically won't be recognized. Lei Dong took out his trouser pocket, took out four or five documents, and said with a smile: "Look, this is a work permit, an ID card, a letter of introduction from the Pyongyang Giethoorn Hotel that sent me to Sinuiju to purchase ingredients, a permit to stay in a foreign-related hotel, I have everything I need, even if someone finds out, I will not be exposed." ”

Su Xiaoxiao smacked her tongue: "How did you get it, is the organization making false testimony here?"

"It's not good here, but Dandongxing, the streets are full of advertisements for + certificates. As long as you have money, all the documents here, Dandong's, can be done. Lei Dong put away his documents and said with a smile: "Wait for tomorrow, you two will have your documents, and we can swagger down the street." ”

Su Xiaoxiao couldn't help but smile bitterly: "I have to admit that the advertisement for fake certificates is the most extensive, the highest delivery rate, and the most successful advertisement, there is no one!"

"That's the characteristic of our country. Lei Dong hehehe, his eyes stared at Su Xiaoxiao's plump chest again, and said, "Two bedrooms and one living room, wife, how to allocate the house tonight?"

"This small bedroom belongs to me and Jin Zhu, you sleep outside!" Su Xiaoxiao pointed out without hesitation.

Lei Dong frowned: "No, we are husband and wife, how can we separate?"

"Think beautifully, it's only a few meters away, and there is no door or window, is it appropriate for the two of us to sleep together? Besides, I have to learn the local dialect with Jin Zhu at night, so as not to be exposed when the time comes!" Su Xiaoxiao unceremoniously pushed Lei Dong out.

"Xuechao + Xianhua, can I teach you, authentic Ping+ Yang accent, exactly the same as the announcer!" Lei Dong pouted, the boss reluctantly.

"This is Sinuiju, I want to learn Sinuiju accent!" Su Xiaoxiao was not accommodating at all.

There was no way, Lei Dong had to go to the secret room outside alone, lie on the damp and rough wooden bed, and start to bak flatbread over and over again.

People are like this, when they don't have a wife, they have a balanced mentality, but once their wife is close at hand but can't touch it, their minds will be filled with those beautiful pictures, and it will be very difficult to stop.

Fortunately, this torment did not last long, and in less than an hour, a delicate figure appeared next to Lei Dong's bedside.

"Husband, I forgot to ask just now, how do you go to the toilet?" Su Xiaoxiao was in a hurry and shook Lei Dong vigorously.

"It's simple, I saw the jars in the corner, just open a lid, squat up and solve it immediately. Lei Dong got up and touched Su's thigh.

"Solve it in the jar?" Su Xiaoxiao was a little crazy: "How can this work, it doesn't stink to death!"

Lei Dong couldn't help laughing: "No, the lid is very well sealed, and I have used it several times in the past few days." If you don't believe it, it doesn't smell at all. ”

"No matter how well the seal is, it can't always be put here, what if the fermentation explodes?" Su Xiaoxiao still didn't dare to go.

Redon said, "Don't worry, this kind of problem won't happen. Tomorrow morning, you learn to meow three times at the entrance of the tunnel, and then put a hundred yuan under the bluestone slab, and the old man will hang down a rope and hang the jar to wash it clean!"

"It costs a hundred to wash a jar, and he robs the money?"

"It's not to rob money, it's to buy his conscience. Lei Dong said solemnly: "Although the old gentleman has a heart for the motherland, after all, he has lived here for more than half a century, and he has feelings for every grass and tree here. Although he hated the leader for making the country like this, it was still difficult to get over the hurdle in his heart to let him join in the destruction. So he asked for money, which was to buy his conscience, and everything he did for us was for the sake of money, not because of loyalty to the motherland. ”

"Isn't this covering your ears and stealing the bell?" Su Xiaoxiao said it was difficult to understand.

"Shhhhh......h

Su Xiaoxiao suddenly felt full of urine, and couldn't care about being embarrassed anymore, rushed to the corner, opened a jar and squatted down, and immediately there was a gurgling sound.

"Bang!" Lei Dong immediately lit the candle and lay on the bed staring at Su Xiaoxiao obsessively.

"Pervert, I'm peeing!" Su Xiaoxiao's cheeks blushed.

"Looking at my wife's body, how can it be regarded as a pervert?" Lei Dong smiled evilly, and said with emotion: "I haven't seen you for a month, my wife's figure is better, and her skin has turned white!

"You're necrotic!" Su Xiaoxiao ended, lifted his pants and left: "Punish you to cover the lid, otherwise you will stink to death!"

"Wife, don't you want to go, right?" Lei Dong stretched out his hands like lightning, pulled Su Xiaoxiao onto the bed, and covered his moist lips: "Wife, let's study tomorrow's strategy, right?"

"That's your business, it's my business!" Su Xiaoxiao struggled hard.

Lei Dong's hands deftly unbuttoned Su Xiaoxiao's clothes, looked for the two plump softness along the tender skin, and said, "Why don't we discuss our son's education plan?"

"There are no children, how can we discuss?" Su Xiaoxiao's body was weak, and he was already weak in struggle.

"That's sooner or later. Lei Dong unbuttoned Su Xiaoxiao's trouser belt and said, "Or, let's make a son now?"

"Maybe it's a daughter?" Su Xiaoxiao groaned, and put her arms back: "What, you are patriarchal?"

"My daughter is my father's intimate little padded jacket, and I like my daughter even more!" and the last line of defense, Lei Dong decided to take it in one go.

But suddenly, there was a rustling sound from inside the corridor, and Jin Zhu seemed to be walking this way.

"Sister Su, you ...... Did you find the toilet?"

"Found it, super jar, it's very convenient!" Su Xiaoxiao took the opportunity to break free from Lei Dong's embrace, got dressed like lightning, ran to the corner of the wall and picked up an empty jar and entered the corridor, and said with a smile: "Husband, good night, I and Jin Zhu will guard one of those two little horns, you don't have to worry!"

"Mistake, why didn't you put a jar over there!"

Here Lei Dong was in pain, and three kilometers away, in the guest room of Sinuiju International Hotel, Xin Hong was also full of liver and gall.

"What, what are you talking about, Secretary Su and Translator Jin are thieves, they stole our goods and escaped?" Xin Hong's eyes were red, staring at Guide Jin and Cui Hao, as if he was about to have a seizure and eat the two of them alive: "I don't believe it, and I don't believe it if I was killed." Call the police, call the police immediately, let your public security come, you must investigate to the end!"

"Mr. Xin, do you really want to call the police?" Cui Hao's face sank.

"Please understand the laws and practices of our country before calling the police. Guide Jin has already thought of countermeasures and said: "As tourists, when there is any problem, the first thing you need to look for is the team leader, that is, Team Leader Cui, and only after the team leader confirms that it cannot be handled, will you get the right to go to the police station to report the case." ”

Cui Hao added fuel to the fire: "The standard for filing a case by the public security is first my statement, and then your statement." If there is a disagreement between the two parties' statements, only my statement will be accepted. Mr. Shin, I admit that I took your stuff and money to protect myself, what do you think I will say?"

Guide Jin further threatened: "If you want to prove that your goods have been robbed, you must first prove that you have those goods, and those goods are illegal, and you will be arrested as soon as possible." You must have heard of what the prisons in our country are like, sir, and I don't think you would want to try it for yourself, would you?"

Xin Hong was so anxious that she stomped her feet: "Our people are gone, our things are gone, and our cars are gone, what do you say we should do?"

Tan Kai suddenly said: "Deputy Township Chief Xin, I think we should go back to Dandong first!"

"Go back?" Xin Hong was stunned!

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