The seventy-first round, eating tofu before the three armies, the tiger and wolf pass take advantage
Let's say that a group of princes and generals in Jizhou City who quelled the rebellion were first made angry by Huang Shiren, and then incited by Huang Shiren to be passionate, and they all rubbed their fists and palms, wanting to contribute to the country and ask for their lives for the people.
Wen Taishi sat in the town, Jizhou Hou Suhu, Caozhou Hou Chong Black Tiger joined the army, 200,000 horses gathered under the city of Jizhou, it was really murderous, just waiting to choose a good day to open the Tiger and Wolf Pass.
This day, the weather was peaceful, under the city of Jizhou, the city gate was wide open, the army was opened, Huang Shiren sat on the wooden cart that scratched the bag, and was about to go out of the city with Wen Zhong, Su Hu and others, but saw a group of family members from Su Mansion coming to see them off.
"Taishi, Quanzhong is my son, and this time I also ask Taishi to allow him to serve the country. Su Hu pointed to Su Quanzhong, who was draped all over his body.
"It's a tiger father without a dog!" Wen Zhong looked at Su Quanzhong and was amazed.
Although this Su Quanzhong is in his early twenties, he is no less majestic than his father, and he is also a powerful general.
"Daddy, daughter, too. Seeing that her brother was like this, Nada was also happy, and took Su Hu's arm and sprinkled coquettishly.
Su Hu glared: "Nonsense! This is a war, not embroidery, you are a girl, what are you going to do?!"
When Daji heard this, she was not happy. She was a sixteen-year-old girl, and she was confined to the boudoir all the time, and she was so stuffy that she was not interested in fighting, but it was good to go out and walk around.
"Daddy, people don't care, people want to go!" Daji hugged Su Hu's arm and shook it around, she was already a country and a city, and when she started, the surrounding people were numb physically and mentally.
This one said: "Master Hou, Miss Daji wants to go, so it's okay to go, we won't let her hurt a hair." ”
The one said, "Yes, yes." Master Hou, it's okay, it's okay. ”
The generals played a round one after another, and Su Hu seemed helpless, so he had to look at Wen Zhong: "Taishi, this ......"
Wen Zhong's face flushed. These two armies are facing each other, what kind of system does it take a woman to become!
Although he had the heart to refuse, he saw that the generals were fascinated one by one, and it was difficult to speak, so he had to kick a ball: "Uncle Shi, what do you think?"
"Okay!" Huang Shiren agreed without even thinking about it.
"Uncle Shi, this is a war!" Wen Zhong was so angry, he pulled Huang Shiren over and said in a low voice.
Hehehehehehe. Lao Huang laughed and said, "Daji alone is better than a million soldiers." ”
"What do you mean by that?" Wen Zhong was stunned by Huang Shiren's words.
The slut threw a wink at Daji, and then said, "This war is to have morale." Wouldn't it be good if Daji stopped there, and the morale of the sons and daughters would be like a rainbow?"
When Wen Zhong heard it, it seemed to be a reason. Men, they all want to save face, especially in front of women, who wants to lose face in front of her.
Not to mention, this cheap uncle is really good at grasping the psychology of others.
"The military advisor is right!"
"The military advisor is smart!"
The generals didn't care about the bullshit morale, they just wanted Daji to follow, and they all gave Huang Shiren a thumbs up.
Everyone was like this, and Wen Zhong had nothing to say, so he had to agree.
"Master Xie, Master Xie!" Nada Ji cheered, looked at Huang Shiren, and smiled slightly.
Oh, this is really a husband and wife, yes, yes! Lao Huang was so proud in the car.
"Daji, I have a good horse here, you can sit down. "Chonghei Hu is a serious person, and for fear that Daji will have an accident, he will not be able to explain, so he ordered his subordinates to bring a docile pony.
"Master Hou, the little woman doesn't like to ride a horse, and I think the military advisor's cart listens well. "Huang Shiren's wooden car is really scratching bags, and it is a peacock feather and inlaid with gold and silver, which is very suitable for Daji's way.
"Okay, come on, come on, Daji, I'm not too crowded. Lao Huang couldn't ask for it, anyway, there was an empty wooden cart, so he helped Daji onto the wooden cart, and the two sat together, which really made the generals' eyes bleed.
Three cannon shots rang out, and the 200,000-strong army set off, killing the tiger and wolf pass.
Wukong, the beautiful woman in front, exerted his strength to eat, only to push the wooden wheel to spin like a top, and rushed to the front of the army.
"Daji, is this car comfortable?"
"Comfortable. ”
"Hehe, it's windy, don't catch a cold, you see your hands are cold, come on, Brother Huang will give you warmth. ”
"Brother Huang, tell me something interesting. ”
"It's funny, it's better to sing a song. Shall I sing a song to you?"
"Alas!
"I sang, you have to cooperate. ”
"How to cooperate?"
"You'll know when I sing it. ”
"Brother Huang, your hands are too ...... It's so dishonest......"
"Yes, this is Yiba, if you don't cooperate, I won't sing. ”
"That'...... Whatever you ...... You...... You tap ......"
"It's lighter than just itchy. ”
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Huang Shiren, a slut, took advantage of the lonely men and widows living in a car, and took advantage of Wukong to push the wooden cart to the front and back of the empty space, a pair of salty pig hands up and down, and the tofu was so happy.
Na Daji had a good impression of Huang Shiren before, and at this moment he was really embarrassed, and he could only let him fish and meat.
Wukong feasted his eyes on the back, and said in his heart: My slut master is really a bull fork! The dogs in the back all seem to take advantage, but they are suppressed by my master! This method, this shameless cultivation, is really clever! Master is good! Master is wonderful! Master is scratching and croaking!
I thought to myself, and now that I came up, I used all my strength in my hands to push the cart away, and let the 200,000 horses in the rear eat fart.
To make a long story short, 200,000 people were tired to death along the way, and Huang Shiren lived a life like a fairy, eating tofu at every turn to take advantage, and telling Daji bastard stories such as ** and when the peaches were ripe in his spare time, which made Daji really love and hate.
This day, the army finally arrived at the Tiger and Wolf Pass, only to see that the pass, located between two mountains, in front of which is a flat river, extremely majestic.
Under that pass, there were originally more than 100,000 soldiers and horses brought by Wen Zhong, and the two armies converged and set up camp, with a momentum like a rainbow.
In the military tent, the generals discussed this method of breaking the enemy, some to attack hard, some to trap, and the argument was red-faced.
"Uncle Shi, what do you think?" Wen Zhong finally had to fight for Huang Shiren's opinion.
When others were arguing, Huang Shiren didn't care at all, just leaned over and said a joke next to Daji, and heard Daji giggle, this time he saw that the master asked, so he had to withdraw the cheap smile, lightly his throat, and said: "Everyone, I watch the Tiger and Wolf Pass is a dangerous place, if it is a hard attack, the casualties will be very serious, and it is not good." ”
"What does Uncle Shi mean, is he trapped?"
"Not really. Huang Shiren shook his head: "This rebellion is naturally pacified as quickly as possible, otherwise there will be many dreams at night." ”
The generals are so angry, mother, doesn't this mean that they didn't say it, this can't work, that can't work.
"Dare to ask the military advisor what is his plan?" Chonghei Tiger was anxious.
Huang Shiren scratched his bag and slapped the feather fan, and said: "There is a way to capture the thief and capture the king first, and the army is called for battle, so Yuan Futong came out and captured it in one fell swoop, so it will naturally be solved." ”
"The military advisor is reasonable!" Chonghei Tiger nodded.
"Uncle Shi, the magic weapon in Yuan Futong's hand is not easy to deal with. Wen Zhong frowned.
"It's okay, Ming, and look at my means. Huang Shiren smiled slightly, and the expression of the egg set that disappeared between the scoldings made Daji next to him look happy in his heart.
This big brother Huang, although he is a little cheaper, he has skills. People love it!
When everyone saw Huang Shiren like this, it was hard to say, so they went back to the camp tent to prepare.
After dinner, Huang Shiren took Wukong out of the camp gate and looked at Naxiongguan with his head high. The night sky is clear, the stars are bright, the pass is really like a giant beast with a big mouth open in the night, under the pass, the camp tent stretches to the sky, the voice of the people is boiling, it is really majestic.
"Alas!" Huang Shiren sighed at this scene.
"Brother Huang, why are you sighing?" Daji's soft voice came from behind him, Lao Huang hurriedly turned his face, and saw that Daji was wearing a plain white dress, under the moonlight, it was really like a fairy descending to earth.
Lao Huang helped Daji and came to the high platform, and the two were silent for a while in front of the thousands of troops and horses.
"Daji, do you think it's fun to fight?" said Lao Huang with a calm face.
"It's fun!" Daji had a good time along the way, so naturally he didn't say anything.
"Definitely. Huang Shiren shook his head and said: "Everyone has thought about the peace, the wife and children are hot on the kang, and the head is squeezed by the door only like to fight." In front of the two armies, swords and spears flew everywhere, and corpses and bones were like mountains, which one was not a surname, and which one did not have a daughter? This battle is the saddest thing in the world. ”
"I am a person who cultivates immortals, and it stands to reason that I should not be involved in everything, but the swords and soldiers are together, and the lives are devastated, and the bones are broken, and I also admit it. ”
Lao Huang's words were sincere, and he also said them a little pretended, but when Daji heard it, he felt infinite admiration in his heart.
"Brother Huang, Ming, do you really want to play?" Da Ji saw that he said evilly, and was a little worried.
"No way. Yuan Futong has that goods, there is a person with a bull fork behind him, and the magic weapon is very powerful, otherwise Wen Taishi would have been flattened a long time ago. ”
"Is the person behind Yuan Futong even more powerful than Brother Huang?" Daji was taken aback.
"I guess it's still above me. Huang Shiren smiled bitterly.
"Brother Huang, aren't you very dangerous!" Da Ji was anxious. Since she was born, who can live like that for her, who can make her heart and liver pound like this, seeing that Huang Shiren is in a bad situation, her heart is in turmoil.
"Dangerous! very dangerous!" Huang Shiren opened his eyes wide and said, "It's just nine deaths!"
"Then Brother Huang, I won't let you go!" Daji knew Huang Shiren's thoughts, and became more and more flustered.
"No, I can't. For the sake of the people of the world, for the sake of the sons of the three armies, I am alone, so what's the matter!" Someone pretended to be so forced that Wukong was about to vomit behind him.
"Brother Huang!" Da Ji was so anxious that tears fell, and he couldn't care about it, so he threw himself into Huang Shiren's arms, hugged Huang Shiren's slut body tightly, and said in a low voice: "I won't let you die, I won't let you die." ”
Seeing Daji like this, Huang Shiren was also moved in his heart.
Alas, thief God, such a good girl, how can I give it up!? If you have eyes, let me go back to the two armies in front of the battle, and then hug the beauty, if you have no eyes, hehe, I'll fuck you!
"Daji. Huang Shiren held up Daji's face of the closed moon and shy flowers, looked at the suffocating beautiful face, and said: "Everyone has a death, or heavier than Mount Tai, or lighter than a feather, die for the country and the people, I have no regrets, I am glorious, do you know?"
The words made Daji's heart hurt and respect, and the love and admiration were really like the surging river water endlessly, and like the overflow on the Yellow River, crying: "Brother Huang, I am waiting for you! Whether you live or die!"
"Good girl!" Lao Huang held Daji's face, leaned up, and kissed Daji's lips wildly.
In this case, Daji refused and let him be frivolous.
Later, Wukong howled and cried: It's so fucking touching! This is called a talented woman! This is called a heroic beauty! Master, you are really my idol!
Under the strong wind, in front of Xiongguan, the sky is the account and the ground is the bed, Lao Huang's tofu is really dignified and righteous!
"Alas, I don't know if there will be a surname to eat tofu at this time tomorrow. When kissing Daji, Huang Shiren also smiled bitterly in his heart.
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