"I said, old man, if you inquire about the price, don't you start! It's really unlucky, it's not that you have to be sent to the government because of your age! "Fang Shu'an is so angry, he will pay for it for a while, and he is distressed!

The old man didn't even raise his head, he ate two more mung bean cakes and drank a cup of tea!

"Listen, you're from the government!"

"That's right, from Nanya Kaifeng Mansion!"

"I heard that your Kaifeng Mansion is now fighting with the thieves of the Lotus Temple, to save the Eight Kings Chitose!"

When Fang Shu'an heard this, the old man knew a lot, and looked at the old man carefully, looking at the old man's style, and said that this old man should not be an ordinary person, and then looked at the old man's popularity, and was a little suspicious.

I thought about it again, but a pot of tea and two plates of dim sum! But it's also money! Lao Fang cried silently in his heart!

"Yes, you've heard about it, old man!" Jiang Huan really likes this old man who doesn't want to eat as much as he wants, and it's not his own anyway!

"Haha, yes, I'm a useless person, I like to wander around when I have nothing to do, and I've heard a lot of gossip. Hey, it's not easy to do anything! That bowl of rice isn't delicious!

Take your Kaifeng Mansion as an example, it is also a dangerous business for you to catch thieves everywhere, your head is tied to your trouser belt, and you live on the tip of a knife and the blade of a sword, which is really not easy!

Putting aside the distance, let's take the recent Eight Kings Ring as an example, I heard that many people have been injured, even famous swordsmen and chivalrous warriors, and it is inevitable that they will lose their ugliness, injuries and even their lives. Isn't that a dangerous business? ”

"Hey, old man, you're right, come and drink tea!" Fang Shu'an took the initiative to pour a cup of tea for the old man!

"By the way, I don't know your two noble names!" The rich old man is quite polite.

"My name is the little spirit boy Jiang Huan, and he is a thin-necked and big-headed ghost Fang Shu'an!"

"Ao, Jiang Huan, Fang Shu'an! I wonder who you've all invited to the ring? ”

"Seeing that you are not an ordinary person, I will say a few more words. There are a lot of invitations, and the eight famous monks of Shaolin alone have come to two, and the two masters of the bronze diamond iron Arhat grind into the strong Buddha Ouyang Puzhong and his junior brother and the third master of the mad monk drunk Bodhi volley! ”

"Master Fang, I really didn't expect that this Ouyang Pu is so powerful? As far as I know, he doesn't have much to do. What are the eight famous monks of Shaolin, that is called self-raising value, everyone is also cloudy, and hearsay.

Slowly speaking, it is the eight famous monks, even the Shaolin school is not very good, it is nothing more than practicing some hard qigong, oil hammer through the top, iron ruler ribs, big mouth Tiangang gas, small mouth Tiangang gas, isn't that? How can you get it with just two clicks? It's a laugh! ”

Fang Shu'an thought: This old man speaks with a voice, and he doesn't pay attention to such a big Shaolin faction, can it be said that he is a great character? I had to ask.

Thinking of this, Fang Shu'an said: "Old man, you are a rectum, I am also a rectum, I have always spoken coldly, don't you don't like to listen to what I say." Your old man is so old, you should be old and complacent, and don't talk too much.

The Shaolin faction is powerful and martial arts, who doesn't know, who doesn't know? Who in the world does not respect those who practice martial arts? Especially the Eight Famous Monks, that is authentic and decent, very remarkable, otherwise can it be called the Eight Famous Monks?

Let you say this, the eight famous monks are ordinary, two-five-eyed, and not in every way. If someone hears this, they will be dissatisfied with you, and it will cause verbal and quarrel. I advise the old man, talk more carefully in the future, but don't talk about it! ”

When the old man heard this, he lowered his face and said, "Master Fang, I said that the Shaolin faction is incompetent, don't you like to listen to it?" ”

Fang Shu'an put down the teacup and said, "Yes! A little. ”

The old man leaned on the back of the chair: "In this case, let me tell you the truth, the old man not only looks down on the Shaolin faction, but also looks down on the three sects."

Xingyi Gate, Bagua Gate, Taiji Gate, these three portals are called three doors in one, I think they are all rice buckets.

The head of the upper three gates, the white cloud swordsman Xiahou Ren, the disciples of the upper three gates, and the friends of the upper three gates, are all rice buckets. Otherwise, the Eight Kings would not have dragged on to this day.

Don't think that there are many people in the upper three sects, they are all chivalrous and swordsmen, what are the five elders of Qiankun, the three elders of Yunnan, the six elders of Liaodong, the two peers of Shanxi, the famous monks of Shaolin, etc., they are nothing more than a rabble.

If there was a capable person, Guo Dada would never dare to be so rampant, and Jiang Honglie would never dare to ambush in secret. It's all because these people are too rice buckets that they have caused so much trouble, am I wrong? ”

Fang Shu'an listened to the old man's words and was quite expert, and he was even more suspicious, and he was determined to interrogate to the end, so he asked:

"I'll give you a toast, old man. May I ask the old man, you said that these people are all rice buckets, and I also admit it, so who is not a rice bucket, I hope the old man will show you a clear way. ”

The old man laughed and said: "Fang Shu'an, you are right, far away in the sky, close in front of you." ”

The old man said, pointing his hand to his nose, "Except for me, it's all rice buckets." ”

When Fang Shu'an and Jiang Huan heard this, their stomachs hurt when they laughed, and they couldn't hold back a mouthful, and they couldn't help but spray each other's faces on each other!

The old man flashed back and said suspiciously: "Master Fang, Jiang Xiaohua, what are you laughing at?" ”

Before Fang Shu'an could speak, Jiang Huan couldn't help it a little, "I said, old man, do you know how to write the word bragging?" My grandfather didn't even dare to say that! ”

"Oh, I don't know the name of your grandfather!"

"The old man, his grandfather is the first elder of the five elders of Qiankun, the powerful south, the closed-eyed fishing Sai Taigong, and the peerless swordsman - Jiang Botao! Jiang Lao Swordsman: "Fang Shu'an rushed to say!

"Oh, it's not very wasteful!"

This old man means it's not very waste, it's also a waste! The green tendons on the head of the angry little spirit boy are jumping! Hold the fire and listen here! The one he respects the most is his grandfather! It's not that the other party is an old man, it looks pleasing to the eye, the little spirit boy has already done it!

"I said, old man, you're really interesting, you should blow the bull too big. I've lived so long and haven't seen anyone like you.

All the braggarts in the world have to worship you as a teacher. You say you're much better than everyone else, right? Fang Shu'an said with peace of mind, is it possible that this old man is really a master outside the world! Or maybe he's not in a good mood!

The old man nodded and said, "Exactly." It's really much better than them. ”

"Alright, don't talk about it, old man. When it comes to bragging, I'm no worse than you. Eating, drinking, sitting here blowing, there is no time to talk about the earth, what to talk about, I also said:

The head of the eighty-one sects is not my opponent, and the eighty-one sects of the five sects and thirteen sects are all rice buckets, and I am the highest.

But what's the use of talking for a long time? Gotta get real. May I ask the old man, what is the basis for you to say that you are not a rice bucket? Can you come up with some real evidence to convince me? ”

"Hehe, Fang Ye, do you want to test me?"

Fang Shu'an laughed, and the rolled her eyes and said, "Of course." I'm a person who specializes in Luo pot, and if you don't break the casserole and ask in the end, if you can't show your hands, then you are bragging. ”

The old man pondered and said, "Okay, Master Fang, without three handfuls of Shensha, I don't dare to turn against Xiqi, and I don't dare to say anything about it." Didn't you ask me why, just this? ”

The old man said, raised his slap, and shook it in front of Lao Fang and Jiang Huan. Lao Fang looked at it and said, "Wow, one person and two, who doesn't have one?" ”

The old man smiled and said, "Hands and hands are different, I refer to the fists and feet and palm techniques." Ouyang Puzhong can't do it, he practices clumsy boxing and clumsiness, even if Guo Dada wins, it's a rice bucket to win a rice bucket, what's the point!

This kung fu in the palm of your hand is unpredictable, and you don't necessarily have to be close to it. For example, the two of us, across the table, I have to hit you with a wave of my hand. If you want to be far away, you can't fight, what kind of ability is that! ”

Hearing this, Shu'an and Jiang Huan looked at each other in surprise and asked, "Old man, the more you talk, the more you hang, if you are far away, can you fight?" This is not a hidden weapon, if it is a dart or arrow, is it easy to slap it? ”

The old man replied, "Well, they haven't practiced until home." If you want to practice at home, you can play no matter how far away. ”

Fang Shu'an said in disbelief: "Really? You don't have to be too far away, just take the two of us, you just sit there and try to beat me. ”