Summer of 2015

Nanbu University, a boys' dormitory

"Hey! Chu Lan, do you have a class this afternoon? No class, let's go out and have a good time? ”

A sloppy fat man stared intently at the computer screen, operating the happy wind man "e go forward", and said casually.

"Don't go, I have an ideological and political class in the afternoon, Lu Laomo's class, who dares to escape!"

A young man with tied hair in short sleeves and playing with a mobile phone on the bed replied casually.

Obviously, he is the "Chu Lan" in the fat man's mouth.

"Holy! You stupid! Dare to choose his ideological and political class? The fat man was shocked when he heard this.

He was shocked, the operation was suddenly deformed, the mouse could not be found anywhere, and the computer screen instantly turned gray -

you have been sined！

At the same time, his brilliant record changed from 0-6-1 to 0-7-1.

After that, a line of extraordinarily glaring large characters appeared on the screen: The little match that sells girls (the dark girl) is already superb!

In the lower left corner, it is no surprise that there is a wonderful little theater:

You can win but you don't have to (Blind Monk): Holy! **Mid lane*** sent again! n can't play and go home to write!

Number of times you can catch attention (Lord of War): GNN's nursery,

Don't come to catch me, I'll send it (Wind Sword): What's the name of the dog? Lao Tzu can die if he wants to, and if he wants to play, he can roll!

Leading four pigs and killing five dogs (explorer): This wave, this wave is people as the name suggests! True n spectrum, this sb Yasuo!

Lu Lu is not Lulu (Faerie Witch): Big brothers, don't make any noise, I'm in the Silver Qualifier! Please! It's mine! It's all me!

Don't come to catch me, I'll send it (Wind Sword Hao)://

Don't come and catch me, I'll send it (Tempest Swordman): /t

Don't come and catch me, I'll send it (Tempest Sword): /ter

Don't come and catch me, I'll send it (Tempest Swordman): /teaall

Don't come and catch me, I'll send it (Swift Wind Sword): /rrrfdna

Number of times you can catch attention (Lord of War): Hahahaha! Laughing to death! Won't shield, really nb one! No wonder he was killed as a dog!

You can win but you don't have to (blind monk): This n grandmother can fight right! A waste dog is a waste dog! Go home and get rehabilitated!

Don't come to catch me, I'll send it (Wind Sword Hao): It's called n! Lao Tzu eeeeerrqqqwewrqqqqq

an ene is lendary！

With a piercing sound effect, the fat man instantly closed the notebook with a black and white screen, and scolded in his mouth: "Stupid teammates! Don't play anymore! I'm fucking convinced! Encounter this kind of stupid teammate every time you qualify! ”

Zhang Chulan, who was lying on the bed, listened to the fragrant mouth of the fat man below, and couldn't help but joke: "Isn't it, fat brother, you have been in the silver promotion tournament for ten turns, and you haven't gone up yet?" ”

"! How to speak? The fat man was suddenly unhappy, blushing and choking: "I'm being sanctioned by the system!" It's afraid that if I go up, I'll kill all sides!

One day, with a knife in hand, kill all the silver dogs in the world! ”

Zhang Chulan is no longer surprised by this, which of the promotion matches of this guy is not √××√×?

Every time, it's either a broken mouse, a bad internet speed, or a teammate who is stupid.

Anyway, a nonstick pan is all the job.

"Come on, you can play here first, I'm going to class." Zhang Chulan jumped out of bed with a carp and said, "Otherwise, it will be miserable if you are caught by Lu Lao Mo if you are late." ”

"You're awesome! Dare to choose the old devil's class! The fat man gave Zhang Chulan a thumbs up.

Seeing this, Zhang Chulan only smiled and didn't speak, and was secretly refreshed in her heart: You know a hammer! There are a lot of beautiful girls in Lu Laomo's class, that's called a garden full of spring, competing for beauty, buddies hooking up casually, won't they get off the list on the spot?

If you don't do it, you can go directly to third base!

Well, if it happens, is it better for boys or girls?

Hey, hey, hey!

Zhang Chulan was fantasizing about her future happy life, but she was instantly poured a basin of cold water by the fat man:

"Want to eat fart? There is also a lot of money in the bank, have you ever seen a money counter who got rich? ”

It's been a roommate for so long, Zhang Chulan's little bit of caution doesn't know if the fat man can still be, to put it mildly, this kid knows what kind of fart he wants to fart as soon as he touches the fat man's butt!

"Virgin!" The fat man patted Zhang Chulan on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Listen to my brother's advice, I love to daydream This is a disease, and I must treat it as soon as possible!"

If you really want to get rid of your virgin body, you might as well change your name first!

Now this name is unlucky! ”

"Fuck off!" Zhang Chulan slapped off the fat man's hand on his shoulder, and scolded: "The name of buddy is full of five elements, and it is the life of great luck and wealth!" You know the ball! ”

"That's it! If I don't blow it to you, it's too late to leave again! ”

He looked at the time, left a few words, and then rushed out of the dormitory.

........................................

Bell Bell Bell –

A second before the class bell rang, Zhang Chulan finally rushed into the classroom without danger, and was not caught by the "Lu Lao Mo" who was smiling and staring at him on the stage.

Depend on! Fortunately, the master has also practiced! Otherwise, it's really late!

Zhang Chulan was panting and secretly rejoicing.

On the stage, Lu Lao Mo looked around the stage after waiting for the bell to stop, nodded with satisfaction, and said, "Well, it seems that everyone is very punctual!"

Then let's get started!

In this lesson, we will talk about the law of the unity of opposites in the principles of Marxist philosophy.

......”

Zhang Chulan looked at Lu Laomo who was talking eloquently on the stage, and her mind was quickly attracted by the circle of fat and thin around her, looking at this black and straight cold royal sister for a while, and looking at the cute Lori with a double ponytail for a while, she was simply dazzled.

I have long heard that Lu Laomo's class is full of beautiful girls, and it is true!

Where is this ideological and political class, it is simply a paradise on earth!

It seems that the master is not far from getting rid of singleness!

Hee-hee-hee-hee!

Zhang Chulan thought happily in her heart.

"The student who laughed the most, did I speak so well? So satisfying to hear it? ”

A nuclear amiable inquiry instantly shattered Zhang Chulan's illusion and pulled him back to reality.

Brush Brush Brush –

The eyes of the entire classroom instantly focused on Zhang Chulan's body, and those burning eyes were like torches, burning Zhang Chulan's heart slightly panicked.

Fortunately, this guy is as thick-skinned as a city wall, and in the face of such a battle, ordinary people have long been eager to find a crack in the ground to get into, but he is still calm.

"Teacher, what you said is not right!" Zhang Chulan stood up and said solemnly: "Then how can it be a good speech?"

How could this good word be worthy of the heavenly narration you just had?

I don't think even 10 or 100 is enough to describe your teaching level!

I was fascinated, excited, convinced, and satisfied......"

His on-the-spot compliment caught the other students off guard, and they didn't know whether to call him witty and unscrupulous, or whether to call him shameless.

"Oh?" Lu Laomo raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and said: "Since you think I said it well, then tell me, what is the meaning of the unity and struggle of contradictions?"

You should be able to get such a simple question right easily, right? ”

Ah......h

Zhang Chulan just now only cared about lingering in the flowers, and didn't listen to half a word, he knew a hammer!