Chapter 61, the dean asked: The tears ripple abyss and the rout!
"Dean, please ask the question first." Xing Mengdao.
He didn't say yes directly, in case it was a big pit waiting for him to jump.
"Wait, Dean, you haven't said he can't complete the punishment!" Wei Xiangxian said on the side.
“!” Xing Meng glanced at Wei Xiangxian, this guy is shameless, and he won't let go.
"Then you say, how should I punish it?" Zhuang Wuya said.
"If it doesn't work, Xing Meng will not only apologize for his contempt for sages and disrespect for teachers, but also inform the whole academy, and if necessary, he can cancel his qualification for the government examination!" Wei Xiangxian said coldly.
In his opinion, students like Xing Meng are not worthy of staying in the academy to continue studying, if they do not stop teaching the sages, do not listen to the teacher's teachings, and repeatedly contradict the teacher.
Zhuang Wuya looked at Xing Meng and inquired.
"Yes! However, the students have one thing to ask for! ”
Xing Meng nodded, and then said again.
"Oh? You said! ”
Zhuang Wuya showed an interested look.
"Just now Master Wei said that he has read more books than I have eaten, even so, then it must be known that Master Wei is knowledgeable, talented, and literate, and the students want to ask Master Wei for advice, I don't know if it is possible?"
Xing Meng said lightly.
Wei Xiangxian is an extremely stubborn old pedant, the kind of step-by-step dogmatist!
But if Xing Meng wants to rely on newspapers to spread his reputation, he will inevitably encounter obstacles from people like Wei Xiangxian.
If he blindly retreats, not only will he not make his reputation prominent, but he will make his reputation damaged and reduced to a joke!
Offense, sometimes the best defense.
Xing Meng agrees.
"You want to play against me?" Wei Xiangxian's face was constipated, full of incredulity.
Of course, it's also very gloomy.
Challenged by students?
This is not an enlightened modern classroom on the earth, but a different world, and Xing Meng's behavior undoubtedly touched Wei Xiangxian's G-spot.
"Master Wei heard it wrong, it's a consultation!" Xing Meng spoke lightly, neither humble nor arrogant.
"Could it be that Master Wei doesn't want to teach students?"
Wei Xiangxian scolded angrily in his heart, you said that if you ask for advice, isn't it a discussion? Clear-eyed people know at a glance that you are challenging me, what a cunning boy!
As soon as Xing Meng said this, dozens of pairs of eyes in the school also looked at the two of them in unison, which made Wei Xiangxian a little aggrieved, and it was difficult to ride a tiger to describe his current situation.
If he doesn't agree, he seems to be afraid of the boy.
But if he agreed, he was not completely sure in his heart.
Although he criticized Xing Meng's novels published in the newspaper, he had to admit in his heart that the writing was wonderful!
In addition, Xing Meng was still the first child before, and he also wrote wonderful articles such as "Spring Wang" and "Spring River Flower Moonlit Night" one after another, so he was really hesitant to come.
After thinking about it, Wei Xiangxian thought about it and said, "I promise!" However, in addition to the dean's questions, I think it is also necessary to let other teachers in the college also ask questions, so as to better reflect the effect of 'education'! ”
The word education is very heavy.
"I agree." Xing Meng nodded.
He can see Wei Xiangxian's tricks clearly, and the teachers in the academy are all his colleagues, so in terms of questions, he will naturally tend to come up with the topics he is good at.
In this way, he naturally occupies an innate advantageous position!
Seeing Xing Meng's agreement, Wei Xiangxian sneered in his heart, he had already decided to teach this kid who didn't know the height of the sky a hard lesson, and let him know how to read the sage book!
"Okay."
Zhuang Wuya nodded, and soon someone went to inform the other teachers.
After a while, twenty teachers from the entire academy arrived.
After listening to Wei Xiangxian tell the ins and outs of the matter, he was also in disbelief.
"Hmph, I didn't expect that today's learning style is so bad, even the teacher has to challenge, isn't that going to heaven?!"
A thin, forty-year-old teacher pointed at Xing Meng angrily and scolded.
His fingers trembled slightly from the exertion.
"This teacher, may I ask, what is the purpose of the teacher in educating the students?" Xing Meng asked.
"Nature is to teach and educate people, so that students can become the pillars of the country!" The skinny teacher replied.
"Is it true that the better the student, the better?" Xing Meng followed the good path.
"Naturally, every teacher wants their students to go above and beyond." The skinny teacher said without thinking.
"Since the teacher said so, even if I didn't ask for advice, it was really a challenge, so what's the problem? Doesn't the teacher want the blue to be better than the blue? Xing Meng asked again.
"This ......"
The skinny teacher opened his mouth and was speechless.
Okay, it's in the set.
"It's useless to talk too much, let's listen to the question." Zhuang Wuya said.
Hearing this, the thin teacher stopped talking, and Xing Meng and Wei Xiangxian also pricked up their ears and listened attentively.
"This question, just test the right!" Zhuang has no end to it.
Assessing pairs requires talent, deep accumulation, quick response, and quick response to come up with pairs in a short period of time.
When Wei Xiangxian heard this, his eyes showed confidence.
He is also a strong point in pairs, and he is confident that Xing Meng's accumulation in this area will definitely not be as good as him.
"The abyss of tears is routing." I only listened to Zhuang Wuya and said lightly.
"Huh?"
Wei Xiangxian was stunned, this couplet ...... It's not good, right, first of all, the artistic conception is sad and sad, and the most rare thing is that it's all next to the word water.
The artistic conception corresponds, and it is simple.
It's all a side, and it's a little hard.
Combined, the two are very difficult.
"Master Wei, please!" Xing Meng glanced at Wei Xiangxian and made a gesture of invitation.
"Humph!"
Wei Xiangxian ignored him, but was meditating.
Not only him, but also twenty other teachers were thinking.
"Since Master Wei is still thinking, I'll sacrifice my ugliness first."
Xing Meng opened his mouth, and immediately aroused everyone's surprised eyes.
"So fast?"
Even Zhuang Wuya showed a slight look of surprise.
"You say." Zhuang has no end to it.
"Lonely and cold, empty and widowed." Xing Meng replied.
"That's right!"
Zhuang Wuya exclaimed.
All the teachers present also cast appreciative glances at Xing Meng.
The right neatness, the artistic conception is also matched, and it takes a very short time, almost in a moment to figure out the next pair, which is not easy.
Everyone looked at Wei Xiangxian.
"Wait a minute, I'm going to come up with a couplet soon!" Wei Xiangxian's face was embarrassed, his heart was a little anxious, and the pressure doubled.
"Dean, I still have a couplet!" At this moment, Xing Meng continued to speak.
"What? Another couplet?! The eyes of the crowd were incredible.
Wei Xiangxian couldn't help but reach out and grab his hair, dumbfounded.
But I heard Xing Meng say slowly: "The sycamore is rotten and the pillow is in vain. ”
The stomach is hungry for food, and the sycamore nest breaks the phoenix points.
"Hmmm! This couplet, than the previous couplet, is more processed and neat, and the meaning is more tactful, and contains sincere feelings. ”
A teacher with a goatee touched his beard and bowed his head repeatedly, but he did not hesitate to express his appreciation.
This person is a teacher at the academy, Li Hanshan, Xing Meng once wrote a poem "Spring River Flower Moon Night" in his class, which was called a genius by Li Hanshan and was highly praised.
It is said that the poems written by Xing Meng are superb works that overwhelm countless poems!
Seeing that everyone began to praise Xing Meng, Wei Xiangxian accelerated his thinking, suddenly clapped his hands, and said, "I think about it!" ”
The crowd turned to look at him.
"Tolerant treasure house settles down."
Wei Xiangxian looked at everyone expectantly.
"That's right, it's neat." Teacher Goatee shook his head and said, "But the artistic conception...... It's a lot worse. ”
The others nodded in agreement.
Wei Xiangxian's face was ugly, he gritted his teeth, and said: "Even if I lose this game, in the next game, please continue to ask the teachers!" ”
Zhuang Wuya did not speak.
Goatee Li Hanshan opened his mouth and said: "Wei Xiangxian, I don't think there is any need to compare!" ”