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Junxia asked rhetorically, "So it's also the duty of this Yu'er to serve the bed?"
Cui'er hurriedly said: "Yes, my imperial brother is a man, and he also wants to sleep with women, isn't he willing to sleep with you four women?"
When Xue'er heard this, she hurriedly said: "He wants to be beautiful, so we don't want him to sleep!" Yi Lan was only snickering. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Na Cui'er thought for a moment and asked, "Are you from a far away country, why don't you know our customs here?"
Jun Xia didn't answer her first, but asked, "What are your customs and customs like?"
Cui'er said: "My imperial brother is a prince, and he has the privilege to sleep with any woman he wants, so you can't help but be unwilling." ”
Xue'er said: "We just don't want him to sleep, we are not your people, and we don't act according to your customs." ”
Cui'er said disapprerovingly: "Don't you even understand the customs of the countryside? My imperial brother has taken a fancy to the four of you, it is the blessing of the four of you, you let my imperial brother sleep, and if you have children in the future, you can temporarily live in the palace and enjoy the glory and wealth, why not?"
Qinghe said: "The glory and wealth here are too tempting, but we can't have children, and we can't enjoy this glory and wealth!"
Cui'er said angrily when she heard this: "Don't talk nonsense, you won't have children, even if you don't have children, can you guarantee that the other three won't have children?"
Yi Lan stopped snickering and replied, "None of the four of us will have children, it's true. ”
Na Yu'er was worried that his imperial sister was really angry, so she hurriedly said: "If you can't give birth, you won't give birth, I'll give the four servants sleep first, and if you really can't give birth, you can talk about it." But in this way, you will not be able to stay in the palace for long. ”
Although Yi Lan was thinking, "Who wants to stay in your palace for a long time!" but asked in his mouth, "Why can't you stay in the palace for a long time?"
Na Yu'er said: "If a woman doesn't give birth to a child, she has to go home, take care of her body, and then find someone to sleep, and the palace naturally won't let people who can't have children stay for a long time." ”
Yi Lan said angrily when he heard this: "What kind of customs are you, it's unreasonable!"
Yu'er was stunned when she heard this, and said: "If it is in an ordinary family, a woman can't go to a man's house to live at all. You are a woman, you have your own home, originally the man has served you to sleep, you have to have children in your own home, the palace is afraid that your family will not be rich, will consider letting you stay in the palace to raise children. ”
continued: "When the child reaches the age of one, the palace will naturally send some silver taels for you to take the child home. You should be grateful for the great kindness of the palace, but instead you criticize our customs. Where the hell are you from?"
Xue'er looked at him unpleasantly, and replied, "You don't care where we are from, who wants you to ask?"
When the prince heard this, he said the words "you, you, you" twice. His mother, the Emperor, was angry again, and ordered: "Something that is not grateful! Come on, drag them out and behead them first!"
When Cui'er heard this, she hurriedly said: "Mother Emperor, I can't help it! Erchen wants him to sleep!"
Yi Lan couldn't help but burst out laughing, and said, "Senior brother, Cui'er is infatuated, so you agreed to others!"
Junxia said: "How can this work, there is no emotion, how can you serve people casually." ”
Yi Lan continued to tease: "Senior brother, aren't you a messenger of love, don't you want to sprinkle love to the world, you can follow it!"
As soon as she called him Senior Brother, the Empress asked, "Which gang are you from?"
Jun Xia shook his eyes and said, "Gang?
The empress said, "Then why does she call you senior brother?"
Jun Xia lied and replied: "We have been reading Jane together since we were children, and we are classmates, and our classmates are called senior brothers and sisters." ”
Na Cui'er said to her mother: "Mother, you see, they are not spies at all, they must be from a far away country, and the customs are very different from ours, they don't understand our customs at all, so they can't kill them." ”
Her mother, the Emperor, had already sensed a little strange and asked, "Which country are you from, and how did you come to our Brazier Country?"
Junxia said: "Back to the emperor, we traveled all the way to your country. ”
The empress said disapprovingly: "Since you have come to our country for leisure, why are you dressed and white-skinned? Where have you settled? Do you have any money with you?"
Junxia said: "We were arrested by this jade to the palace before we settled in Kyoto." ”
Seeing that he did not answer, the empress asked: "Except for language, you are incompatible with us, it is not difficult to see that you are penniless, unless you are heavenly immortals, it is impossible for you to come to our brazier country in such a gentle manner?" and said: "You have an extraordinary temperament, and you are not afraid of life and death, and this emperor has never seen it!"
Junxia felt that it was pointless to entangle us like this any longer, and said, "Since you feel that we are immortals, why don't you meet the immortals?"
The empress put down the shelf and said with a smile: "If you are really immortals, we should worship ourselves." But you have to show some real skills so that we can be convinced. ”
Junxia asked rhetorically, "What do you want us to show us?"
The empress said, "If you can fly in the air, we will immediately meet the gods." ”
Junxia said: "This is easy. After saying that, he signaled to the five people, and the six people rose at the same time and stood in the air, like immortals descending from the sky.
As soon as the three of them saw it, the two immediately walked down the dragon platform, and the three of them knelt down together, knocking their heads three times, and after knocking, the empress said: "The ministers and others meet the immortals! The ministers don't know that the gods have arrived, and they are offended, and the crime is unforgivable!" The dozen or so guards next to them have already knelt on the ground and kowtowed three times.
Jun Xia dressed up as a fairy in a serious manner and said: "As the saying goes, those who don't know are not guilty, you all get up!"
The three of them thanked each other and said, "Thank you, Immortal!" said that Bi stood up, and the rest of the people followed suit.
The six of them then floated down and stood on the ground. Na Cui'er immediately stepped forward until Jun Xia came to her, and said delicately: "Xia Immortal, I didn't expect you to be really immortals, no wonder you are so personable!"
Gifts were exchanged, and Junxia returned the courtesy: "Cui'er, you are as beautiful as a fairy!"
Seeing Jun Xia praising her, she hurriedly said, "So Xia Shenxian is willing to sleep with Cui'er?"
Junxia couldn't help but smile and said, "If I have feelings for you one day, I will give you a bed." ”
Cui'er said: "Our man really doesn't talk about feelings, only women talk about feelings." ”
Jun Xiaqi asked, "If a man doesn't have a crush on a woman, and that woman wants that man to sleep, what should that man do?"
Cui'er said: "Our women here will not ask a man to sleep at will, and they usually have to feel that they are basically compatible with the man in appearance before they speak." In addition, there are also code words between men and women, such as a woman glancing at a man, and the man looking back. ”
continued: "It's like when I first saw you, I looked at you, and you looked back at me, so I insisted that you go to bed. I know that you are not from us, you must be embarrassed in front of the other five immortals, and deliberately find some prevarication words, I understand. ”
He continued: "Besides, in our country, no man will refuse a woman lightly, and if the women know that a man refuses to sleep with a certain woman, that man's reputation will be ruined, and if the women do not seek him to sleep with him, then his life will be over." ”