Chapter 206: Run after eating
"Bishop, are you hungry?"
The bishop nodded, "I'm almost hungry, but we've already eaten all the cans, and we don't even have water." There are trees all around here, and I guess it's a little difficult to get out of this forest. ”
"That's not what I mean, I mean do you smell it...... This taste. ”
"Did you fart?" the bishop stared at Gabriel in surprise, unbelieving that he, the most powerful angel, could fart. But it is also understandable that although he used to be an angel, now he is a human being, with only a little bit of the power he once had. It's normal for everyone to fart.
Gabriel was furious: "I really don't know how you became a bishop." ”
The bishop waved his hand helplessly: "Everyone else has become zombies, so I became a bishop." ”
"You...... You're going to me off. You're just going to be a fart for me. You don't have to move anything later. "Gabriel is really angry, how solemn the previous bishop was, has the current bishop changed? Or is there something abnormal about his spirit?
The bishop sat behind Gabriel, and it was a little farther away, so Gabriel's smell did not pass for the time being. But after chatting for a while, the taste reached the bishop, who was so excited that he took several sips with his nose raised.
"It's so fragrant, what is this? Roast rabbit meat?"
Gabriel pouted in the distance, "Didn't you say I farted, why do you smell so happy?"
The bishop nodded slightly: "I also put one." ”
Gabriel smelled the smell of roasted meat and was about to tell the bishop, but the bishop said he was farting. But this taste is really fragrant, I can't eat for several days, if you can have a barbecue rabbit meat, and then find a river to take a bath, and finally give a bed to sleep beautifully, what kind of fatigue can be eliminated. It's not easy to find a bed now, but if you have roast rabbit, it's pretty good.
The bishop couldn't wait, propped up his tired body and walked forward with his eyes closed, at this time he didn't need his eyes anymore, he only needed his nose to find his way to happiness. You can tell where the front is by following the smell, because the smell is too strong, and it is too fragrant.
"Wait a minute, where does the roast rabbit meat come from in the wilderness here?" Gabriel suddenly felt that something was wrong, there was no one here, how could there be roast rabbit meat? To say that the lions and tigers in the forest were roasting rabbit meat...... I don't believe it myself. Lions and tigers don't raise their fires, and they don't apply so much seasoning, and it is absolutely impossible for them to come out with such a fragrant taste without seasoning.
The bishop nodded: "That makes sense, it shouldn't be someone who deliberately seduced us over and then robbed us." I've heard about this kind of hook a lot. ”
Gabriel looked at his own tattered, and then at the bishop's tattered.
"Grab it, and see what they can take. Great robbery, they rob the color. It doesn't matter if I'm young, you're so old, it's good to enjoy it before you die. ”
"What if it's a man?"
"Uh~~~. Gabriel hesitated for a moment, and asked curiously, "How can you rob sex if it's not a man?" I said it was a man from the beginning. ”
The bishop stared at Gabriel in astonishment, unbelieving that he still had this 'good taste'. What did he do in Heaven? Why was he punished in the Nether...... Maybe it's not because of the appearance of a new magical holy child, it's probably a matter of life style. I didn't expect an angel to have this hobby, and I usually don't see it.
The bishop hesitated: "I have been a little constipated lately, and I guess I can't bear to be such a young and strong man." You better go, I'll wait for you here. When you're done, you can bring me some rabbit meat. ”
"Constipation??......?
"Forget it. The bishop immediately waved his hand: "If you don't understand, it's better not to ask more, maybe I'm thinking too much, you think too little." It doesn't have to be that way, let's go and see it first, I'm hungry. ”
"Oh~ let's go. ”
The two followed the scent, and soon came to a campfire on which two hares were roasting. Both of them looked stupid, although the smell had long been smelled, but when they really saw the two hares, they also felt puzzled. Barren mountains and mountains, how could there be two hares, and they were roasted just right, and the two of them came over just enough to eat.
The bishop looked at Gabriel, and Gabriel looked at the bishop, and both men were stupid. If it's just two roast rabbits, it's not surprising, but it's a little strange to be in this place. What's even stranger...... It was even coated with sauce, and it looks like it was specially cooked. Actually, this is nothing, and the strangest thing is that there are two bottles of wine next to it, as if they were specially invited to sit here for a good meal.
"You're a Seraph, can you explain to me, a mortal, what's going on?"
Gabriel smiled slightly: "It's very simple, this is a gift from God. God knows that we are traveling hard and are doing what He wills, and this is a deliberate effort to pay for our hardship. God is indeed the Lord of Love, and I know that I want to have some barbecue meat and another bottle of wine right now. Is there anything happier in the world? Thank God. ”
Gabriel made a cross on his chest and looked at the sky with great gratitude. The bishop was a little surprised, was Gabriel true or false?
"Gabriel, I have a question. Does God have the time to roast us rabbit meat? If he wants to...... Why didn't he go and kill Sabat himself, why didn't he kill that magical child himself?"
"Uh~" Gabriel hesitated for a moment: "God is God, how can we guess what God is thinking? If we can understand God's thoughts, then we are also gods." ”
"Aren't you a god? Have you been lying to me?"
The more Gabriel spoke, the more he felt that he could not be rounded, and it was absolutely impossible for God to give them this thing, because Gabriel knew very well that God would not be so idle to do such a thing. But if you don't use this excuse, how can you eat these things? If you don't eat them, you'll be burned, what a waste.
Gabriel immediately sat down next to the fire, picked up a roast rabbit and began to eat. There is also a bottle of wine next to it, which you can drink as soon as you open the bottle.
"When you roast it again, it's burnt, and the taste of these wines is very good. If you don't eat it, I'll eat it all. ”
"Don't eat for nothing, don't eat. The bishop sat down too, not at all polite, and grabbed the rabbit and began to eat.
After a full meal, Gabriel stood up and looked at the sun in the distance.
"It's almost time to go, we still have a long way to go. ”
"That's right, after eating, I have a lot of strength back. Seeing that it was getting late, we walked and looked to see if there was any place to rest nearby. I don't have a day or night trip at my age. ”
"Okay, let's go. Gabriel seemed to be in a hurry, and walked forward with the bishop. It is evident that Gabriel had a slight weakness of heart, for the simple reason that Gabriel was afraid of the return of the two hares and the true owner of the wine. It's not uncommon for 'wild humans' to flee to this kind of forest to escape the zombies. As long as you make a tree house in a tree, it is safe to sleep in the tree every day. No matter how powerful the zombies are, they won't bite the tree, they will only desperately try to catch something on the tree. So it's not surprising that there would be one or two people in a barren mountain like this. What a shame it would be if you were met by the real master......
When they had eaten their fill, their strength returned, and the two walked forward with their heavy steps. But along the way, I found something strange, there is a road here, and there seem to be many traces of human life. The strangest thing is...... These traces are all new.
Gabriel suddenly stopped, looked at the bishop and nodded.
"Sure enough, there is a concentration camp of 'wild humans' here, and the hares and wine we ate just now should be their belongings. However, they seem to be very afraid of the living, so they have been hiding from us and not wanting to meet us. ”
The bishop nodded, "Indeed, I will say that those two hares were not given to us by God." But since there are people here, we should have a little talk to them, and I know very well that our operation may not be successful. In order not to let Christianity perish here, I want to leave something here, at least a cross, and a Bible. ”
"You're a bishop. ”
"I've been working for the church all my life, and I'm used to it. I've been hiding, but I know where they are, do you want to go with them? Missionary work is also very important. ”
Gabriel nodded: "Of course, I have to take you to Rio de Janeiro, I can't let you die in this unknown place." But I really can't imagine that you know that your life is near, and you are still in the mood to preach, is this the consciousness of a bishop?"
"Maybe...... I'm just human, maybe that's just a habit of mine. It's like sneezing with your head down, and I'm afraid there's no way to change this habit. ”
"I didn't think you looked like a bishop until now, but I didn't think I was optimistic about you before, but today you impress me. ”
"Thank you for the compliment, let's go, we're running out of the spot. ”
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