Chapter 67: Xiucai's newlywed ran away to play in the dung pit
Kapok heard the second brother's shout and hurried over, and asked knowingly, "What's the matter with the second brother?" ”
"Little sister, why is the water tank full? I remember that the water was used to water the vegetable garden, which was a bit unruly," Kiji really couldn't figure it out.
"The second brother's water tank is always full, are you mistaken, aren't you watering the vegetable garden freshly picked water? I didn't use the water in the tank at all, otherwise you would think the water in the tank was full," Kapok said calmly.
She doesn't want to fool her second brother, this is also something that can't be helped?
It can't be said that the water in the tank is the spiritual spring water in her space! Isn't that even more!
Mu Er's Tie Hanhan was completely stunned by his little sister, could it be that his memory was confused.
Xiaomei has no reason to bluff him, it's just that he is too tired to remember it wrongly, "Xiaomei and second brother thought about it, I remembered it wrong"
"It's okay second brother, this is all a small matter, didn't you drink water just now, I'll scoop you a scoop so you can drink enough" Kapok said and scooped a scoop of water for the second brother.
Mu Er was still thinking about what was wrong, he would see the little sister scooping the water, how could he still bother with his brains, his attention was all on the water, but no one grabbed him.
Holding the water scoop in both hands, I started drinking, and poured half a scoop in one go, not to mention how enjoyable it was, the cool and slightly sweet cold water belly, the whole body was comfortable.
Mu Er directly poured a full amount of water.
"The water that my little sister scoops is so delicious!"
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Mu Zhi sat on the ox cart that pulled the dung into the broken gate of the Zhang family, the long-awaited family affair, there was no imaginary scenery, she had passed the door, and the groom did not appear, but it was conceivable that she was desperate in her heart, and she had the heart to cry to death.
Mu Zhi got down from the ox cart in embarrassment, Wang Cuihua looked at the eldest grandson in her belly, stepped forward to help her daughter-in-law who had just entered the door, but she didn't expect to be thrown away by Mu Zhi's arm, and she pushed her a big heel vigorously.
Wang Cuihua's bones were already brittle when she was old, and this fall directly broke half of her leg, and she hummed in pain, "Oops!" It hurts me to death, my Zhang family has been married to such an unfilial daughter-in-law like you for eight lifetimes, everyone comes to take a look! The new daughter-in-law broke the old woman's leg, what kind of life do I have! ”
Wang Cuihua couldn't get up, so she simply sat on the ground and slapped her thigh and cried.
Her bad reputation as an unfilial and vicious daughter-in-law who smashed the legs of an old woman spread to the whole village at once.
Mu Zhiji seduced his cousin's fiancé, and he was unmarried and got into a bed, and he was made to have a big belly, and the newlywed groom ran away.
The heat has not yet subsided, and once again it has become famous in the village, but it is not a bad reputation.
Muzhimen didn't dare to go out, and as soon as she went out, she was scolded by someone pointing at her back, and even the three-year-old milk doll was still stoned at her, calling her a "bad woman".
As for the newlywed groom Jun Zhang Ming, who was struggling in the dung heap at this time, his whole body was covered with dung, and his head was also buried in the dung, and he had a mouthful of dung.
Zhang Ming was already disgusted and wanted to die, and he wasted a lot of energy to crawl out of the dung pit.
With a shake of the body, dung fell everywhere from the body, and the whole person was dung.
Summer is already hot, and the smell of evaporated manure disperses faster. The flies coaxed around Zhang Ming, and he couldn't get rid of him.
Zhang Ming's current appearance can no longer be described as embarrassed, it is really disgusting.
He was also aggrieved in his heart, and a big man cried while walking.
Is it easy for him to get married?
People sit in their homes, and dung comes from heaven.
Zhang Ming was wearing a wedding dress in the house, and he didn't know which turtle grandson had a grudge against him, so he put a sack on his head, and he resisted him without allowing him to struggle.
Wait until he crawls out of the sack and finds a deep dung pit.
The turtle grandson threw him a dung pit at the entrance of the village, and it was better to chop him with a knife.
The taste of the summer dunghill can be imagined, it is simply a great shame, and the wedding day has become a nightmare that he does not want to mention in his life.
Zhang Ming was covered in feces and could only go home first, and if he couldn't avoid going home, he would enter the village.
In order not to be recognized and embarrassed, Zhang Ming could only cover his face with feces.
"Who is this man? Unlucky to die, I got feces all over my body, and I stinked to death."
"How blind is this eye, jumping into the dung pit, could it be that he is drunk, drunk? Drinker? Let's stay away, it stinks."
The two men who went home pointed at Zhang Ming.
On the way home, Zhang Ming was buried by many people, compared to falling into the dung pit, these words were like tickling to him, and they were not lethal.
What's more, these trolls can't see his face clearly! It's not him who is laughing at.
At this time, the three village tyrants rushed in front of Zhang Ming, all covering their noses, a few steps away from him, too close to really can't stand the smell of feces on his body, choking their noses.
"Yo! This body of dung shouldn't be a newlywed talent who ran away! Daba covered his nose and deliberately said very loudly.
"Big brother, it's just that Zhang Ming's turtle son didn't run, just his thin little body, you can see it at a glance" Erba echoed.
"Sample, do you think you can't tell if you eat?" The three tyrants are buried.
The people watching the excitement next to him began to talk again, "No, the person who fell into the dung pit is a showman, and he can't do a good job of family affairs, so why don't he run away from the dung pit to play." ”
"Zhang Xiucai said as the saying goes, the cave room spends candle nights, and the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, you are, and the wife at home is afraid that she can't smell it. Why don't I go to the cave room for you," a lewd bachelor smiled wickedly.
"How long has it been since you've opened a meat run, and you're really fucking hungry, and you don't even let go of the cubs in your belly." Another man teased.
Zhang Ming's face was covered with and he couldn't see his expression clearly, and his face was ugly than crying.
"You admit that you are wrong, I am not Zhang Ming," Zhang Ming explained in a dumb voice.
The grandson of the three village tyrants and turtles, he is like this, and he can still recognize him at a glance.
Before his reputation, he was caught in the stomach of a big wooden branch, and he was already stinky in Peach Blossom Village.
He can't let the people in the village know about him falling into the dung pit, otherwise he will become the laughing stock of the people of Taohua Village after dinner.
"It's not Zhang Ming, you're fooling you! The second brother found a stick and came over to give him his pants to see if they were wearing red pants, unless they were newly married, otherwise people in our village would not wear red pants," Daba said.
Zhang Ming, a scumbag, hurt his sister, and the whole village knew about it.
He's not going to be polite to scumbags!
The second tyrant and the third tyrant were both very cooperative, pouting a branch and picking it down at the waistband of Zhang Ming's trousers.
Both of them were very excited about picking people's pants, and they liked to do it the most.
"The eldest brother is exposed, it's the red pants, it's Zhang Ming who didn't run, everyone came to see it! Xiucai's newlywed ran to play in the dung pit," Erba mocked unscrupulously.
The eldest sister specially confessed that there is no need to be merciful to this kind of scum. The harder the better.