Chapter 18: The Prison Cell Farce

The reverse dragon carried the boy with his left arm and the virgin girl with his right arm, and the qualified dragon walked straight to the prison cell of the Dragon Palace, and then the two children were left behind.

The guard of the prison cell, the silver carp essence, hurriedly greeted him: "The little minister, the silver carp essence, respectfully invites St. Ann." ”

Although the reverse dragon has won a lot and is proud, he is still a little tired, so he is a little impatient: "Excuse me, excuse me, lock up these two dolls first, and don't run away." ”

Chong Yu Jing is a person who loves to figure out the intentions of the Lord, and he feels that the dragon king seems to have something to say, first locked up, and then, whether it is cooked or steamed or boiled or slaughtered, he does not say, this is the words are still unfinished, there is a lot of article, so he dared to ask tentatively: "Holy Lord, how long will it be locked?"

Ao Shun was originally happy at this time, but he had a feeling of loneliness, his heart was a little annoyed, his anger was a little uncomfortable, and his heart was a little suspicious.

The silver carp spirit was so frightened that he trembled, and said: "Qi Shengshang, the minister is flat-mouthed, and he can't speak shakingly, so it is inevitable that the Shengshang will listen to the left." “

Ao Shun said angrily: "Chong Yu Jing, do you dare to say that there is a problem with Lone King Shengcong?"

The silver carp essence trembled and said: "The king Shengcong is healthy, and he is thousands of miles away, but the minister's mouth is ugly, his words are not clear, and he has polluted Shengcong." ”

At this point, Ao Wei sounded quite alive and said, "It's pretty much the same." ”

Taking advantage of the situation, the silver carp spirit hurriedly descended the steps, hurriedly struggled, opened the cell door, and shouted at the child: "Go in!

The two children looked at the black cell and were strange, terrifying, and frightened, and they stood and did not dare to enter.

The silver carp spirit looked fierce: "Go in! Go in! What are you doing standing? Wait for death!"

Children are the treasure of their parents at home, their hearts are meat, they are used to playing, they are used to being wild, when have they ever seen this dark prison cell? It is the nature of children to love the sunshine, and it is the inevitable reaction of children's nature to fear the dark. Seeing that the two children did not move, the silver carp Jing was angry: "Hey! "While yelling, I rolled up my sleeves and was about to beat someone.

The two children still did not move, and there was only one thought in their childish hearts, and when they entered the dark room, there was only one word: death.

The silver carp spirit stepped forward and pushed the boy violently, and as soon as the child let go, the silver carp spirit fluttered into the air, planting a hungry dog to grab: "Ouch".

The two children were secretly happy, they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, they looked weird, their facial expressions were funny, the lines were very special, and they were very expressive: they deserved it!

The silver carp spirit made a fool of himself in front of the dragon king, and he was thrown into a big somersault by a small action of the boy. He was annoyed and angry, and blood gushed upward: "You kid is still strong!" He tugged at the boy's ear.

Unexpectedly, the boy grabbed the hand of the silver carp essence and bit it down. "Ouch! my hand! you dare to bite me!" He slapped the boy and threw him on his stomach.

The boy gritted his teeth, his eyes were like fire, and he glared angrily at the silver carp essence,

The silver carp spirit gritted its teeth and slaughtered Atsukura?? Cormorant wreckage stupidly offer a postal tent?"

Seeing this, the boy reluctantly moved slowly and slowly towards the cell......

"You let me in too! The silver carp spirit turned around and yelled and pushed at the virgin.

The virgin stood still

The silver carp spirit said angrily: "Do you want to beg for a fight?"

The virgin remained still.

"Do you want Lao Tzu to do it?"

The virgin's feet were rooted, and they did not move.

Ao Wei stood aside and watched the incompetent silver carp spirit hysterical performance. To be honest, the Dragon Monarch respects the Dragon Court, when has he witnessed such a primitive live newspaper drama. Ao Shun is watching this show completely with the mentality of watching a play. Love to watch the lively, not only the children's patent, in fact, adults, no matter the high or low, the position is low, whether the president is a civilian or a marshal or a native soldier, want to see the lively, want to see the bullying in their private hearts are often there, very understandable, but some people are hypocritical. Fake serious, wrap yourself tightly, like a mummy without a little anger, stifling his curious childlike innocence. And the most precious quality in the world is childlike innocence. The old man talks about juvenile madness, which is the resurrection of childlike innocence. Even demons often have a moment of childlike innocence, and at this time, Ao's rebellious mentality is like a naughty child.

Long Jun watched his tricks on the side and watched himself look foreign, which made the silver carp essence even more wishful. Eternal Hidden Punishment?? You?,Humble Burden?阌憔?Morning? Yan Yan pro-mu to support the wine? 12 hook 鋈ァk ?Hui scoop flood?? Ping?羰远?training coin spring?? Shut up and shake the sled, and the sled moraine is ??? Embedded in the garden, I talked about the vinegar and shouted Yan Huimu's rough spelling┗ Blame the emperor and see?? T's momentary slip of the tongue is still waiting for the final goodbye.

"What do you mean by that?" The reverse dragon reacted very quickly, and felt that this was very harsh.

The silver carp spirit hurriedly explained: "The king, the minister said that the two babies are locked up now, and the two little babies will not be able to run away no matter what." "Chong Fish Essence, you clearly said: 'King, you can't run'. The lone king heard it clearly, don't you be cunning?!" Ao Yi asked, wondering if this guy was taking revenge on the scene when the Dragon King watched the play coldly. It's hard to say, people's hearts are separated from the belly, and they really can't see clearly, and they are blurrier than seeing flowers in the fog.

The silver carp spirit felt that the situation was not good, and hurriedly defended: "The king, the minister is reporting to the king that these two boys can't run." ”

Ao Wei felt that his heart was always not good, and he always wanted to vomit like a caterpillar crawling in his stomach: "This sentence tastes very inconsiderate and disgusting." ”

Hearing Long Jun say this, the silver carp spirit was really scared. Once Long Jun compares the truth, Long Yan is furious, do I still have a place to bury a little silver carp essence. The silver carp spirit hurriedly swore an oath: "Lord Dragon, I dare to swear to the sky, even if the Lord of Heaven lends me 120,000 guts, the little silver carp will not dare to risk the disapproval of the dragon world, saying that it will be hit by five thunders." ”

Maybe it's because of the trick just now, Ao Yi's mood hasn't changed at this time, listening to the confession of the little silver carp essence, forgive him for not having the guts of this dog: "The lonely king borrowed twenty-four guts from you, and you didn't dare to say the counterwords that punished your nine clans." ”

It seems that the situation has improved, and in order to consolidate the results that have been achieved, Chong Yujing decided to take a side: "The imagination of the king is too rich, and the minister is less than one in 120,000. ”

Ao Yi always felt that there was something wrong with this sentence, and he grabbed this sentence and didn't let go, he had to do it well, and he had to do it big and do a good job before he stopped: "Lonely King always feels that your words sound very awkward, and there is something hidden in it." ”

The silver carp is a complete set of sycophants: "The king is quick-witted, more active than the young people, and is a model for all the people. ”

The silver carp essence slapped the itchy part of the dragon's neck, and Ao Yi immediately turned his suspicion into joy when he heard this: "Hey, can't you see this inconspicuous ghost? The T-shaped curtain is difficult, the cherry blossoms are frowning, the gray joy is stepping on the u, the tips are evenly charming, and the bream is prepared. Glancing at the > silver carp essence hurriedly knelt down and thanked: "The little minister thanks Lord Longen." "The silver carp spirit thought, it is really the favor of the heavens, because of the offense and because of the sin is blessed, and I also got an official to be in charge, about my ancestral grave grew a big white fruit tree, blessed my silver carp essence.

Ao rebelled on a whim, and made a wish to the silver carp to seal the official, and naturally became much more angry: "Take a good look at the prison cell, and you must not relax in the slightest." ”

Silver carp: "Yes." ”

People's emotions, good and bad, are often repeated. To say that Ao rebels completely?] Culture is not very allowed, and he sometimes "chews the words" and "picks out the words", for example, although this section of the public case seems to have been decided, he has always been pondering the words of the silver carp essence, "The king, you can't run." "Something's wrong.

At this moment, the little crab yellow of the river patrol Yasha ran to play in a panic: "Shengshang, the little patrol river is encountering Li Jiajun scolding and fighting by the river. ”

Ao Wei asked, "Scolding the war, don't care about it." The wind of scolding blows, and it is the iron that hits. Too lazy to care about it. ”

The little crab's eyebrows and beard were wrinkled, and he looked very uncomfortable: "The scolding is so ugly! It will damage the glorious image of the saint, and the little one really can't stand it anymore, so he hurriedly ran back to play the saint." “

Ao Yi was a little uneasy: "What are they scolding?"

"Small inconvenience repeated. ”

Ao Wei was a little angry: "If you don't say it, run back and play a ball!"

Xiao Crab Roe continued to increase: "The little one doesn't dare to open this tooth." ”

Ao rebelled and took a fierce medicine: "The widow is going to kill you, do you want to say it?"

Xiao Xiehuang felt that it would be too much to boil any longer, so he hurriedly played: "I said, I said." Li Jiajun took turns scolding and fighting, saying that the saint is a soft egg, a ghost who is afraid of death, and a shrimp, where is it like a dragon and a fierce dragon?"

"Are you done scolding?" Get angry.

Seeing that Ao Yi was still not energetic, Xiao Xi Huang said again: "Holy Lord, there are even more ugly scoldings." ”

Ao Shun is a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water anyway?c: "Scolding the widow is a shrimp, it is poisonous enough and ruthless, is there anything more poisonous?"

"They scolded the saint for being a lobster crossed between shrimp and dragons, so he was more timid than a mouse. “

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Xiao Crab whispered: "The saint is wise, fight the Li family's army, and revive the dragon's majesty!"

Ao Wei knew that he was not the opponent of Li Jiajun, so why should he fight angrily, because he was angry, he was taboo to fight. Ao reversed the dragon eye, three circles on the left and three circles on the right, and said: "Gao Yang Tuo foot beer p⌒ Fang tired and pray to return the bed to Yinxuan?"

Xiao Crab was very embarrassed when he was asked, and his face turned blue and white for a while, and he definitely didn't dare to say that he had knocked out two front teeth by jade silk. I had no choice but to say: "Shengshang, I accidentally fell a few days ago and lost two front teeth, so I don't care about talking." ”

Ao Yi said with concern: "Be careful in the future, you have to recuperate for a few days." You can step back. ”

The little crab roe hurriedly retreated.

Ao reversed and asked the silver carp essence: "The little crab roe is obviously a man's body, how can it be called a little crab roe? ”

"The saint doesn't know that the father of the little crab roe speaks a little loudly, and his nickname is the big crab. His son is naturally called Little Crab Roe. ”

Ao Yi listened with interest: "It turns out that this is the case, interesting, so interesting." Chong carp essence, you have a lot of stories in the aquarium. ”

The silver carp said, "It's all taught by the saints. ”

Nearest the king nearest the gallows. The dragon face is unpredictable. Ao Yi felt that this sentence didn't sound so appropriate, as if it was sarcastic, so he thought of the sentence "The king can't run". Ao Yi always felt that this sentence sounded very harsh, and it was a pun when it was said and analyzed. He glanced at the silver carp essence, who knows what kind of heart this bastard has? It has always been said that there are unforeseen wind and rain in the sky, rain turns sunny, sunny turns cloudy, and turns sunny, no one can predict, Zhuge Liang borrowed the east wind, it was an accidental coincidence, and it was bumped into, and it was encountered. In the final analysis, Ao Rei's mentality at this time can still be summed up in that ancient saying: "It is easy to rise and fall, and it is easy to overturn the hearts of villains." ”

When the silver carp spirit saw that the dragon face of the dragon prince was uncertain, he was so frightened that he only promised: "The king, the minister was scribbled by two dolls, a little incoherent, begging the king to forgive his sins." ”

Ao Yi lost some anger when he heard this, and after walking a few steps, he turned back: "Chong Yu essence, don't let anyone in, otherwise you will be killed!"

The silver carp spirit promised: "Obey." ”

Only then did Ao Wei swagger towards Long Ting.