Chapter 116: Not a vegetarian
Lu Xiaoqi saw this memory here, admiring and feeling a little emotional.
If it weren't for the Meteorite Immortal, Le Xian would have been deceived and half of his body would have been cultivated.
Only the strong have the truth, and only with justice?
Back to Wuyun Peak, the cat demon jumped up and down for a few days, and she naturally couldn't catch the Meteorite Immortal, but this naked girl was scurrying around, how could Le Xian be so embarrassed that he wanted to self-destruct his eyes, and the Meteorite Immortal gave him an idea, asking him to go to the world Qinglou Hongji Room to sit down, and strengthen his heart of cultivation, and to the realm where everything is like looking at stones, everything falls into place, and he is at ease.
What a bad idea.
The wine fairy drank wine on the side and didn't dare to talk, a pair of eyes peeked from the side of the wine gourd like copper bells, and Le Xian pondered for a long time and actually agreed, he accidentally bit the mouth of the gourd, and spit it out.
Le Xian really left Wuyun Peak with the cat demon, one immortal and one demon are good at listening and one is good at seeing, two perspectives and two realms, and they have been at ease for a few months.
The cat demon was most interested in the dress of women in the world, so Le Xian took her and slipped from the inner court of the emperor's house in the world to the Qinglou Tile House, and the dignified and charming ones were all seen, and both of them had a lot of experience.
Le Xian played the "Bitter Road" a rhyme, saying that men and women in the world have their own sufferings, especially women, whether they regard the noble royal or the humble red queen, the look in their eyes waiting for the carriage and horses to come, is the same, when they are young, they only hope that their lovers will really cherish it, and when they are old, they are worried and lonely.
The cat demon didn't understand the most: "Lang Jun, why do women in the world want to get the most care, but they often sacrifice themselves the most?" ”
When Le Xian heard this question, he was surprised for a while, touched the cat's head and said, "Probably they think that their efforts will be rewarded." He paused for a moment, then said meaningfully, "Actually, that's not the case. ”
The cat demon asked him further what it was, and he replied with an embarrassed smile: This truth is only understood by his qin, but it is difficult to say.
Seeing that the cat demon asked Le Xian, he asked the second question very proudly: Many mortal women are attentive to dressing up, saying that women are the ones who please themselves, but when it really comes to the strongest love, why do they want to fade each other's clothes?
This question directly brought Le Xian into the ditch.
At first, he pretended not to hear, and then he hesitated for a long time, saying that it was for further cultivation, and if he practiced well, he could get a cute cub.
The cat demon's eyes were round.
She meowed twice with her fangs exposed, and exclaimed in a soft voice: "It turns out that what the Meteorite Immortal said about cultivating higher without clothes is true!" ”
Le Xian was shocked into a cold sweat like never before.
That night, the little snoring cat, which should have been plush in Le Xian's arms, turned into a soft and boneless naked woman when she fell asleep, and the soft and soft breath was blowing hot in his ears, which frightened Le Xian's fairy roots and fell directly from the tree.
After dropping it a few times, Le Xian learned from the pain and decided to add a layer of immortal power prohibition to the cat demon, so that she would not be able to transform at will. But this can't avoid the soul of the cat demon asking questions, such as:
"We peeked together at Honghime taking a shower without clothes, why can't I not wear clothes? I'm familiar with you......"
Le Xian sweated: "This shouldn't be a question of familiarity......
The two were in a stalemate for a long time, and Le Xian couldn't break the game, so he decided to use other topics to divert the attention of the cat demon. Once he sat at the water's edge and looked at the cat demon who was singing in the canal, and tentatively said that he wanted to give her a name.
The cat demon's eyes narrowed into a line: "Aren't I called the cat demon?" That's what you all call me. ”
Le Xian patiently told her how important it is for a name to represent a person's unique identity, and the demons have no name, only the most special ones.
The cat demon asked him, how special is he?
Le Xian replied hesitantly: Specially... Cute!
The cat demon was playing in the stream and said okay, then I agree with you to give me a name.
Le Xian said, "Qiao'er, just call it this name!" ”
The cat demon squinted his eyes: "Is it taken so quickly?" ”
Le Xian bowed his head and did not answer, but laughed inaudibly, and sang:
"There are arbors in the south, and there is no rest; Han has a wandering girl, unthinkable. The breadth of the Han is incomprehensible. Jiang Zhi is eternal, and it is impossible to think about it......"
The song is resentful, Lu Xiaoqi understands it, this poem is about a love song that a man pursues a woman and can't get. This Le Xian is more miserable, and the Meteorite Immortal sent him a seemingly desperate love calamity, which is hopeful, but absolutely unwanted.
Lu Xiaoqi sighed deeply, and began to sympathize with Le Xianlai, is there anything worse than this?
The cat demon is a demon, he can't be a mortal, and he can't be an immortal, but the problem is that he himself is not really good.
Lu Xiaoqi mourned for three seconds for their unspeakable feelings, thinking that the catastrophe that the wine fairy said must be a cat demon, I don't know, what kind of twists and turns she will bring to Le Xian.
It's nothing more than the story of being discovered, and then Le Xian can't be right, or someone wants to kill the cat demon, and Le Xian comes forward. In short, if he doesn't take off a layer of skin for the cat demon, how can it be called a catastrophe?
Lu Xiaoqi has seen too many such fairy terriers, and the immortals are in love, and they are inseparable from them.
However, this time once again refreshed Lu Xiaoqi's sadomasochistic cognition.
This Le Xian turned out to be not a bad seed, one day when the cat demon broke free again, Le Xian on the grass looked at Qiao Er, the naked girl who rolled down on him, and said suspiciously to the shining stars:
"After thousands of years of hard work, I have become a scattered immortal, is it just to be a vegetarian?"
He saw that Qiao Er, who had succeeded in recovering his daughter's body, smiled innocently, and conveniently changed the factory settings of the fairy, and had a trip with Qiao Er.
The strange thing is that he did not fall into the immortal as the rumored demon as he was, and even gave birth to more romantic songs, so the enlightened scattered immortals, with a confused and unenlightened Qiao'er, traveled the world happily and happily.
Lu Xiaoqi frowned and broke out in a cold sweat: There is a kind! There is really a person who provokes love robbery by himself.
Eventually, something happened.
On the way back, the cat demon met another cat demon, male.
At that time, the spring flowers in the world were blooming, and the male cat followed Qiao'er all the way, and when he followed until the seventh day, he woke up and found that he had been castrated at some point.
The male cat was humiliated by this, and went back to find the person who said it in the demon world: the demon fairy, and sued him. said that he didn't eat people and didn't plunder, but he fell in love with a handsome girl, and he woke up and became a sister inexplicably.
The demon fairy was originally a good friend of the demon clan, and he was just voted for this position, and the so-called new official took office with three fires to seek justice for his law-abiding little brother, which is of course a matter of course. Besides, so many little brothers in the demon world are looking at it, whether they are majestic or not, it depends on whether this fire is burning or not! If it is done well, his position in the future will be really weighty, even if he is a righteous god, don't think about underestimating him.
The demon fairy took his three thousand younger brothers, rolled up his sleeves and scolded to Wuyun Peak.
The tragedy is that the fairy and the demon are still in the honeymoon and have not returned for a long time, and among the sycamore trees, the only one who is woken up by the lively shouting and scolding of gongs and drums is the meteorite immortals.
The Meteorite Immortal didn't know how long he had been in the fugue, and when he was woken up, he was very angry when he got up.
He rubbed his eyes, crooked his hands on the edge of the stone table, and looked at the heroic and righteous demon fairy at the head, the resentful and indignant male cat, and a bunch of strange demons, without saying a word, he drew the heaven and the earth as a prison, and hung the mighty thousands of people on the craggy and strange stones under Wuyun Peak.
The wine fairy came forward to weakly ask for a favor, but the Meteorite Immortal ignored him, so he gave up, and only sent a letter, asking Le Xian to hurry back, otherwise this matter will be a big trouble!
When Le Xian rushed back, the periphery of Wuyun Peak was already full of hundreds of immortals of all sizes, and all those who could not be called had arrived.
Seeing Le Xian returning with the cat demon in his arms, they really had any expression on their faces. The book fairy bore the brunt of the attack and came out to ask, this is a big bully for the small, whether Le Xian was confused by the cat demon and insisted on going his own way, which led to the chaos in the Three Realms.
Le Xian saw that the demon fairy and thousands of other people were sealed up and hung on the mountain like fruits, and then looked at the sycamore trees, the meteorite immortals turned a deaf ear to these people outside, and they didn't want to deal with it at all.
He thought of the Meteorite Immortal who had relieved him of the siege that day, so he arched his hand and said, "I did it alone. ”
The wine fairy was directly shocked, and rushed out to crack and defend, which probably means that Le Xian is known for his noble character, and there must be some misunderstanding here.
He deliberately accentuated his tone, wanting to make the Meteorite Immortal come forward to reconcile, which was as easy as a matter of effort. What's infuriating is that the Meteorite Immortal didn't make any movement, and it was completely like he wanted to blame Le Xian for everything.
However, this noble character Le Xian admitted very frankly that the male cat was indeed castrated by him, and the reason was that the male cat wanted to abduct his "demon wife".
This stone stirred up a thousand waves, and all the immortals showed disdain.
The wine fairy sighed, how is this good?
I only heard Le Xian say, the twelve ways in the world, the restraint is still people, I started to practice from people, to the earth immortals, to understand the relationship between the five tones and heaven and earth to become a music fairy, the heart of the Tao is clear, and now I want Qin Se and Ming to marry a demon as a wife, and drive away the people who covet their wives, not to violate the twelve ways of the world, why not? He doesn't care if he is righteous or not, whoever wants it will take it for himself, but he doesn't have to think about him.
The book immortal questioned again: "We don't care if you fall alone, but these three thousand demon clans have been under control, and there are still demon immortals to lead, but they came to you to ask for a reason, but you relied on your own strength to seal them, for the sake of domineering, so ignoring your peers, and killing them behind your back, it is for the cruelty of the senseless, and my immortal world will not allow you from now on!" ”
So under the eyes of the immortals, the soldier Gosensen raised, the wine fairy couldn't bear it anymore, pointed to the sycamore forest and said:
"Meteorite Immortal, if you don't come out again, I'll just say everything! Immortal friends, those thousands of people really have nothing to do with Le Xian! ”
As soon as these words came out, Shuxian and the others all changed their faces.
Who are the Meteorite Immortals, some of the seniority immortals know it, but there are still some little immortals who don't quite understand, they feel that the most powerful thing now is just the righteous god, even if it is the righteous god, it has not yet begun to be rewarded, how can it be bullied by peers if the name is not right?
Someone interjected without knowing whether he was alive or dead:
"Even if you are an immortal with extremely old qualifications, you shouldn't rashly make a move on others, rely on the old and sell the old, and don't take the people of your comrades in your eyes!"
At this time, in the sycamore forest, a lazy voice finally came out:
"Speaking of righteous gods, the only one who can be qualified in the future is Le Xian'er, why should I put you miscellaneous in my eyes?"