Chen Shicun was holding an old newspaper, the whole newspaper was crumpled and smelled of salted fish. This newspaper was picked up by him from the trash can for recycling. It's just that he's interested in the above, or he's interested in the things of the First Plane.

He took a bite of the sandwich and sat in the driver's seat with a newspaper in his left hand to read. Shen Qing had been asleep since five o'clock last night and had not woken up until ten o'clock in the morning.

Both are not police officers, probably a problem of occupational disease, and they take turns on duty. Originally, they planned to find a place to settle down and rest for a while yesterday evening, but who knew that the rent here was skyrocketing, so it was better to sleep outside directly. In desperation, they slept in the car, one for half the night, and the other for the second half of the night.

Shen Qing was lying in the passenger seat, with his legs in front of him, and his sleeping position was even more surprising. The head is tilted down, keep the sleep for the night, and when you wake up, you will definitely notice a sore neck. He moved his body like a worm, his waist disc protruded, his body pressed against his left hand, the fingers of his left hand were more like chicken claws, and the saliva in his mouth seemed to be about to flow out. Chen Shicun sat in the driver's seat and read the newspaper and laughed, took only one bite of the sandwich, and chewed it in his mouth for a long time without swallowing it.

"Hahahaha, it's so funny this joke, how can there be such a stupid person, hahahaha!" Chen Shicun's laughter seemed to wake Shen Qing up, he struggled to open his heavy eyelids, and at first glance he saw Chen Shicun smirking there.

"Are you stupid? I giggled there early in the morning. Shen Qing twisted his body, turned over in the direction of the car door, took off the U pillow leaning against his neck, and covered his ears as earplugs.

"Shen Qing, get up and look at this joke, take a look...... and ignore me...... Cut! The man ...... "Chen Shicun shared the good things with Shen Qing, and the guy fell asleep in an instant, slapping Chen Shicun with his upturned buttocks.

"I know how ......to sleep every day" Chen Shicun pouted unhappily, he slapped Shen Qing's buttocks, and then leaned back on the comfortable back chair, smiling and continuing to read the newspaper, and after a while, he let out a smirk there. He gradually forgot about the sandwich on his right hand, because he didn't like to eat sandwiches at all, and he just bought them to fill his stomach. As a result, it tasted even worse than expected. That's how he should have thought, he likes to indulge in newspaper jokes as a way to forget about hunger.

For him, he prefers the former to be obsessed with such funny, joyful and nonsensical things every day than to face boring work every day. Because of the boring work, he feels that the day has become very long, and sometimes even drowsy.

And a day of indulging in joyful things, time is gone in an instant. That's why the programs on TV always say, "Happy times always pass all at once, let's see you next time." ”

People who are at work sometimes need to relax their minds and bodies, and their brains are constantly running and working, and they may be paralyzed at any time, and the same is true for the body. That's why so many people die of fatigue for no reason, it's really pitiful.

Chen Shicun smiled all morning, and he bet that this day was the most he laughed at. He didn't laugh and be happy when he was born, and so did his girlfriend break up. Sure enough, everyone said that Xiaoxiao was healthier, and he was afraid that he would live to be 100 years old.

He read all the jokes on the first page of the newspaper, and no wonder those magazine editors liked to make jokes in the newspaper, which turned out to be to ensure the sales of the newspaper. Who would be so bored to read an entire magazine word for word, and the distraction in class would rather sleep than read a magazine. It's better to watch some story meetings, at least the stories at other people's story meetings are still a little scary and funny.

How much he likes jokes, he reads every joke word for word, thinks it's funny and goes back to reading, and doesn't even look at it if it's not funny. Behind the newspaper is the news, he is not interested in the news, densely packed with a bunch of words, boxy small pictures and it has nothing to do with the news, and it is also white.

He glanced at the news behind the newspaper, and was about to throw it out when his brow suddenly tightened. His eyes stayed on every line, he was wrong, he found that the news he was watching was different from other news, the pictures in the newspaper made his brows furrow more and more, and the time of his eyes was getting slower and slower.

"Red spiders? Isn't this the organization of the Akali Group? Chen Shicun raised his head and looked at the intersection in front of the windshield, "Could it be that the Central Sixteenth Bureau is one step ahead of us?" ”

"Shen Qing! Don't sleep, wake up! Wake up! Chen Shicun shook Shen Qing on the side as soon as possible, he found that things were getting more and more wrong, if the 16th Bureau of the Central Committee sent someone here, it meant that he was here to arrest the son of prophecy.

"Shen Qing!" Chen Shicun shook and shouted, Shen Qing was sleeping deeply, as if he was falling into an abyss, he couldn't escape, Chen Shicun shook for a long time before he was a little ready to move.

"Call me again when you eat, I'll sleep a little longer, and we'll go to the dawn organization in the afternoon......" Shen Qing raised his hand weakly and waved.

"Get up! There's something big! Chen Shicun shouted, he really tried his best to call Shen Qing to get up, was this guy a pig in his last life?

"What's the matter? God chatters all day long. He spoke in his sleep, with a northern Shaanxi accent.

"Get up for me! The people of the 16th Bureau of the Central Committee are here! Chen Shicun shouted desperately, and the people outside watched the car staggering through the window, and then left pretending not to know anything.

This unique method of calling the bed is a set of 12 methods for calling the bed developed by the director of the CIA with the 16th Bureau of the Central Committee as the line, which is particularly effective.

Shen Qing suddenly opened his eyes, straightened his body, and then looked around with an abnormal expression, "Where, where!" Where are the people of the 16th Bureau of the Central Committee! He looked at Chen Shicun's flat and idle face, his eyes were blank, as if he hadn't woken up.

"Hey, what are you doing? If you don't sleep well, you continue to sleep, why lie to me that the people from the 16th Central Bureau are here, you are very naïve! Shen Qing glanced at him, and then his five fingers sank into his hair and scratched, and a bunch of dandruff fell down.

"I'll tell you, don't make a fuss in the future, just laugh, don't let me laugh out of breath. Inexplicable person, I really don't know how I could be in a group with you. Shen Qing was full of complaints, Chen Shicun was speechless, and looked at him with blank eyes. When Shen Qing just wanted to lie down and continue sleeping, Chen Shicun put the newspaper directly on Shen Qing's face.

"Wow what this thing! A smell of stinky salted fish! Shen Qing tore down the newspaper and glanced at the contents of the newspaper, "What's it, it's crumpled, why is there a forty-two-yard shoe print?" It's still Nike's. ”

"Look at the above." Chen Shicun's language was flat, he didn't want to shout hard, he would kill this kind of person directly next time.

Shen Qing took the newspaper, glanced around from top to bottom, then looked at Chen Shicun and said, "I saw it, the joke is very funny, and it's a bit naïve, so it's especially suitable for people like you." ”

He pasted the newspaper on Chen Shicun's face, and then he complained impatiently, "I beg you, okay, let me sleep well next time, OK?" After all, people's lives are not easy! Shen Qing lay down on the back of the passenger seat again, but Chen Shicun directly pulled him to sit upright.

"Will you listen to me?" Chen Shicun grabbed Shen Qing's shoulders with both hands, but Shen Qing looked stateless and impatient.

"Say it, say it, I still have to sleep." Shen Qing opened his mouth and yawned.

"Do you know about the Red Spider Order?" Chen Shicun asked Shen Qing, the guy crooked his neck and pretended to be cute, making a purring sound.

"You know...... Chen Pu said that they are an organization under the Akali Group, what did you do? What's the matter with you......" Shen Qing looked lazy, and he couldn't speak.

Chen Shicun grabbed Shen Qing's shoulders with both hands and shook his body like shaking jelly, "They are in the first time and space now, I suspect they are here to catch the Children of Prophecy." ”

"How do you know they're here to capture the Children of Prophecy? What's the matter, isn't there a Daybreak organization? Shen Qing spread his hands, he was powerless, like an invertebrate. Chen Shicun helped support him, he looked at Shen Qing's lazy state, his face was speechless and even wanted to slap him on his skin that could be broken.

A leaf?

"Can you give me something serious?!" Chen Shicun's roar was like a roar from Changbanpo, and the frightened Shen Qing immediately came back to his senses.

"You ......" Shen Qing hesitated.

"Do you know what you're like now?! A lazy, weak, blind, useless waste! You're still a CIA guy, I think you're bullshit! If they are really coming for the Child of Prophecy, then we should do everything we can to protect him! Instead of being lethargic here, watching a joke, laughing like a fool! Have you forgotten what Uncle Li said to us?! ”

Shen Qing looked at him with a confused expression, "It seems that you are the one who is watching the joke......"

"You have to take care of it!" Chen Shicun let go of his hands and leaned back on the driver's seat and complained.

"So we're ...... now Go to Daybreak, they should know who the Child of Prophecy is. Shen Qing picked up the newspaper on the ground, turned it into a ball of waste paper and threw it out of the trash can outside the window, just in time to put the recyclable garbage sorted.

"Open...... Drive......" Shen Qing carefully pinched the corner of Chen's ten-inch clothes, as if there was a quarrel between lovers, and the man only promised to comfort him.

"I'm not happy, you come and drive!" Chen Shicun opened the car door and walked directly to the passenger seat of Shen Qing, he opened the car door, "Why are you still stunned?" I drive all day long, do you think I'm not tired? Get down! ”

Shen Qing got out of the car with a helpless face, and he said that there would be no such situation next time, because the other party would not have a next time. One day, while he was sleeping, tie him up, and then find a place in the barren mountains and mountains and bury him directly.

Shen Qing stood at the other side of the car door and smirked, not knowing what he was thinking, he didn't get into the car, he didn't speak, he just stood there and giggled.

Chen Shicun sat in the passenger seat and looked at him speechlessly, "Are you sick in the brain?" Hurry up and drive! ”

Shen Qing came back to his senses, opened the door and sat in the driver's seat, fastened his seat belt, held the steering wheel with trembling hands slightly, and then stepped on the accelerator in gear. He hadn't driven in a while, most recently three years ago, during his driver's license test.

"You're not going to drive it? Don't keep stepping on the gas! What are you doing with the wipers?! Don't you keep honking...... Watch out for a dog up ahead! ”

"Bang! Ah! ”

"Sorry ......"