Chapter 70: Xuanlu Wuxiao

"Achu, did you see the return last night?" Huang Tian's face was full of sorrow, "That guy didn't go back to the dormitory all night yesterday, the phone couldn't get through, and the message didn't reply, as if the world had evaporated." ”

Achu was holding a comic of "Mr. Marvel in China", and he was enjoying the essence of Maoshan Taoism, "He is your roommate, you ask me?" How do I know that I haven't settled accounts with you about yesterday. ”

He is still haunted by yesterday's events, unforgettable, and yesterday's scene is still vivid. No one responded to being locked in the toilet and shouting that he had cut his throat, and the Gundam that he had finally put together turned out to be lost on the way home, which was outrageous.

"Don't do it, my beautiful Achu girl, I didn't mean to put you in the toilet, I have to eliminate disasters for others when I collect money. You can be considerate of me, don't be angry, don't be angry, have a glass of Coke to cool off! Huang Tian handed Achu a cup of Pepsi Cola, as if he wanted to please a girl from afar.

Fortunately, Chen Yunhan was not around, otherwise according to her violent temper, everyone present would have to die.

Achu didn't care about the glass of Pepsi, he put down the comic book with Erlang's legs crossed, "Now that my conscience has found out, what did my conscience do yesterday?" Even your own brother is a pit, you are really not a human being, I will tell you, I will settle accounts with you in the future, don't hinder me from reading now. ”

"Miss Achu, don't be angry, I'll lend you my Gundam for a few days, can you?" Huang Tian hugged Achu like a sticky clay, and his request was too tempting and even a little ridiculous.

Achu refused without hesitation, "You're not sick, are you?" What do I think you're doing in Gundam? If I want to see it, wouldn't it be good for me to search for pictures directly on the Internet? ”

"It's different." Huang Tian was coquettish to Ah Chu, the picture was too beautiful to bear to look at directly, he continued to fool Ah Chu, "Think about it, which one is better, the Gundam or the real thing in the picture?" ”

"It's pretty much the same for me." Achu said.

Huang Tian immediately patted Ah Chu's brain and explained his opinion to him in an extremely simple way, "Pig! You can think about it like this, which one of the beauties in the picture or the real beauties is more desired? The beauties in the picture can only be seen and not touched. And the real beauty can not only be viewed at 365 degrees without dead ends, but can even be touched. ”

"When I said that, did it dawn on me?" His strange metaphor makes people have to admire. Achu felt that he was a little convinced, and it seemed quite reasonable to hear him say this.

"Hmm...... Brother Huang is reasonable, but the real thing can be seen from a distance to me and cannot be blasphemed, I just stand aside and take a look. Besides, I'm not very interested in your Gundam, you want quality without quality, and you want texture without taste. To put it simply, it is a third-rate product. Achu sighed and declined, he was like a young and promising expert, and he was well-informed in the face of Gundam.

"This ......" Huang Tian was a little speechless, "Who said my Gundam is of bad quality?" That's a proper high-quality Gundam! ”

"Huh? I don't even send stickers, which is also called high-quality Gundam? Not to mention stickers, there is not even a stand, and you have to pay extra to buy a stand, forget it...... In the future, if we have the money, we will make our own Gundam. Achu really couldn't bear to demolish Huang Tian, but what he said was the truth, he patted Huang Tian on the shoulder and said that he had no intention of demolishing it.

"Alas......" Huang Tian had no intention of refuting, and couldn't find a suitable line to refute Achu for a while.

"Hmm...... It's okay, Gundam is like a woman, and if you have the money, you can change it to another one in the future. Achu patted Huang Tian on the shoulder and comforted him.

Huang Tian glanced at him, "Go and go, there is something wrong, Lao Tzu is single-minded about love." ”

"Hmm...... One woman is single-minded, two women are single-minded. I'm right, Huang Gundam? In your appearance, as much as you want. Achu continued to pat Huang Tian on the shoulder, buzzing like an annoying fly.

"Go and go, go cool, I'm a serious person, not as scummy as you say. Anyway, Lao Tzu is really single-minded about love, do you believe it or not. Huang Tian is in a hurry, no one can desecrate his loyalty to love.

"Okay, you can express it however you want, but I think it's a bit difficult for you to have a pure and flawless love." Achu continued to immerse himself in the comic book, he continued, "After all, you are so handsome and charming, followed by a group of little fan girls, they are hungry and thirsty for you, and they can't wait to take you for themselves, huh...... Take a good grasp, in fact, it is normal for men to have three or four, let's be open-minded, we are modern people, and we must preserve the cultural traditions of our ancestors since ancient times. ”

"......" Huang Tian was a little speechless, he was a little suspicious that Achu's brain had been modified.

Achu spread his hands to show his innocence, "I'll just tell the truth, it doesn't matter if you don't like to listen to it." ”

Huang Tian leaned back on the chair and spread out lazily, "It's hard to clean up one, and there are still three or four?" Forget it, everyone has a destiny, and God is destined. I still prefer fate, and it would be nice to meet in the vast sea of people. ”

Ah Chu looked at Huang Tian with a little doubt, "I really didn't expect that a young man like you, who is five big and three thick but has a high spirit, would have such a girlish thought?" You can't have a drink last night, right? Huang Tian, who I know, only loves Gundam, how can he be emotional about mortals. ”

"Cut!" Huang Tian glanced at him, "That's because you didn't understand it thoroughly, I am a man who is very dedicated to love, if I have a happy family in the future, I will definitely pass on the Gundam I have obtained in my life to my children, I want to tell them that this is the blood of my father's life, and it is also a youth who does not regret it." ”

"Oh, it's okay, I'm afraid that the quality of your Gundam is not good, and if it is inherited, it will be a white inheritance." Achu always pokes other people's ribs with their shortcomings.

"I'll talk about this and this kind of thing later, maybe I'll pick up a very awesome Gundam for nothing in the future, and I will definitely turn the whole audience up when the time comes." Huang Tian began to dream in broad daylight.

"I hope so." Achu continued to read.

"Don't hope that." Huang Tian wanted to cry without tears, "All the wishes are not good." ”

"What are you talking about? Would you like me to join your group chat? Chen Yunhan walked in and handed two breakfasts to Huang Tian and Ah Chu.

Huang Tian told Chen Yunhan with a wit, "Just talk casually, Achu said that he wanted to find a girl to spend the rest of his life with and spend the rest of his life together." ”

β€œwhat?” Achu didn't understand what Huang Tian meant, when was he going to recruit a wife and marry a daughter-in-law.

"I'm me, I'm me, why didn't I know I had such a thing, the first half of my life was not over, why should I think about the second half of my life......" Achu was a little confused, it came too suddenly.

"Girlfriend?" Chen Yunhan leaned over and grabbed Achu's shoulder, "Then what do you think of me?" Miss Achu, can you please answer my question? ”

Achu trembled, grabbed the bean paste bag and soy milk in his hand, and didn't dare to imagine what it would be like for this kind of girl to be a girlfriend, with moody moods, domineering and outward personality, arrogant and unreasonable speech, and acting with violence. If the Chen Mansion holds a competition to recruit relatives, the winner will be able to marry Miss Chen. Fear...... She was already defeated before she took the stage, and Miss Chen's aura was prohibitive.

"Hmm......" Achu was phrasing, he was worried that he would be beaten if he didn't say it well.

"Think about it." Chen Yunhan discharged at Ah Chu, and his charming eyes were teasing Ah Chu, making Ah Chu sit in his seat and tremble. Huang Tian on the side consciously dodged, after all, this is not a picture that children can watch.

Achu was wondering if he would be beaten into a pig's face if he refused. But the teacher has taught him since he was a child that he must be honest with each other, and I saw him shaking his head slightly with a smile.

"I think...... Forget it, I'm still young, after all, there is still room to fight monsters and upgrade, and there is such a thing as falling in love...... I'll talk about that later. Achu politely rejected Chen Yunhan, he knew that the other party was joking, but he had to refuse to joke, and he refused neatly. Because he didn't want to set himself on fire, the girl opposite was really terrifying.

"......" Chen Yunhan looked at him speechlessly, and Achu hid in the corner and curled up, continuing to pass the time with a comic book in his hand. Huang Tian sat in the distant Chu River Han realm drinking Coke, and a bad premonition came to his heart.

Huang Tian turned his back to the two behind him, he didn't want to look directly at Chen Yunhan, he was afraid of suffering together. Eyes are used to see the world, movies, toys, and beautiful women, not to see violent pictures, inappropriate pictures for children, and miserable pictures. If you need to watch, you must be accompanied by your parents to watch it, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences.

"Are you not giving me face?" Chen Yunhan's eyes glared at him like a knife, and those eyes turned into a sharp blade that cut through the other party's line of sight and went straight to the fortress.

"Hmm...... No no. Achu shook his head, he denied Chen Yunhan's statement.

"You look down on me?" Chen Yunhan continued to ask.

Achu continued to shake his head, "No, no, how is it possible, your imagination is richer than mine, don't think about it." ”

"Chu-Yu-Nan!" Chen Yunhan called Ah Chu's name directly, and she clenched her fists and prepared to turn into a one-punch superman.

Ah Chu turned his head in embarrassment, he smiled wryly, "What's wrong?" Why do you call me by my name? Wow, what are you doing! Don't be impulsive! Don't be impulsive! ”

Huang Tian turned his back to the two people behind him, he drank Coke and sighed, "One punch of wind and rain, there are no gods in the four seas." ”

"Die!"

Achu felt that his head was groggy, and the sky was full of stars revolving around his little head, and the sky was spinning, and he couldn't distinguish between east and west, north and south. Huang Tian felt a chill behind him, and that aura was so powerful that it made you tremble. It's like death is following you, sheltering you from the wind and rain.

"Hurt ......" Achu held his head in his hands, and he vaguely felt that his head was taking root and sprouting Xiaolongbao.

Chen Yunhan sat aside and snatched Achu's "Mr. Marvel of China". Achu was afraid to lean against the wall, who made him cowardly, incompetent and incompetent, even the elementary school students next door could be bullied casually. Of course, there are some falsehoods in this, but he was indeed bullied by elementary school students, who knew that the elementary school student was tall and taller than adults. At that time, he often wondered what the children had eaten to grow up, and each one was taller than the other.

Getting back to the point, why is Chen Yunhan so grumpy? Is this an innate character? Or is it God's gift to her armed color domineering? She looks gentle, sunny, and a lady of the Chen family.

But once you open your heart, it's like opening the gates of hell, all kinds of demons run out, and the stomach is bad, and that girl has the strength to absolutely override others, and a violent temper. If she is a student of Lily of the Valley High School, then it is not surprising that she can definitely dominate the entire Lily of the Valley.

Achu sometimes really doesn't understand, why is there such a grumpy girl? Can't you just read quietly like a "normal" girl?

Of course, every girl is different, you don't necessarily have to change according to the ideas of others, you can be yourself, just be happy, there is no need to change yourself for the eyes of others. Achu swore to the sky, by no means afraid of offending some people to be so quibble, it is true that every girl is different, like a hundred flowers blooming.

"Why can't it be like the heroine in the novel, quiet and gentle, and particularly beautiful, and many people like it. That girl can't be the reincarnation of Sakura Haruno, right? But the type I like is Hinata Hinata, the kind of girl who is as tender as water. Ah Chu leaned against the wall and his mind popped up with thoughts, full of thoughts about what had happened recently. There is a group of inexplicable characters in their own world, which is going to go online with Mi

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"What fool would want her, such a fierce ......" Achu pursed his lips in thought.

Chen Yunhan patted Huang Tian's shoulder tenderly, "By the way, Huang Tian, which bar did you go to yesterday?" Is it fun? ”

Huang Tian sat upright, he threw the bottle into the trash can and told Chen Yunhan, "After listening to the advice of the eldest sister, I immediately retreated, it is simply not a place for people to stay." ”

"What about Zhong Yuhe's return?" Chen Yunhan continued to ask.

Huang Tian said, "Zhong Yu has taken a leave of absence and is now staying in the dormitory." As for the return...... I forgot to take him out yesterday, and I honestly don't know where he went. ”

"Both are inexplicable...... Anyway, they have a lot of ideas, and they don't hurt. Huang Tian spread out on his back chair and looked up at the ceiling.

"Huh? What novels do you have in your bag? Ah Chu suddenly discovered the New World, and he saw Chen Yunhan's schoolbag stuffed with a novel with an art cover, the cover decoration was like Picasso's art, and it didn't look like a fantasy novel, nor a horror novel or a fantasy novel.

The messy cover may be a work of art to others, but this kind of artwork is simply worthless in the eyes of Achu.

"Chenguang Waves"? YA novels? The author's word is free? What is it? Achu looked at the four big characters on the cover, even if he couldn't understand the cover, he couldn't even understand the title.

"What are you doing with my novels? Do you also read youth novels? Chen Yunhan snatched back the novel in Achu's hand.

Achu shook it off ruthlessly, "Cut, I don't read this kind of novel, it's boring...... It's better to see how to communicate with the piglet, "Flying Piglet" is better than this. ”

"That's right! "Flying Pigs" eternal god! Huang Tian agreed with Achu's view.

"You know what? Youth novels are very good. Do you know Guo Ni? She writes young adult novels. Chen Yun was so angry that he took out the bottom of the box to show off.

"Guo Ni? It's a familiar name, isn't that the goddess I never forget every day? Huang Tian's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Are you sure which Guo Ni I'm talking about?" Chen Yunhan asked with a frown.

Huang Tian nodded, "I know, it's the female writer who wrote "Sparrow Wants Revolution", right?" I'm not wrong, right? ”

"Uh-huh, count you smart." From Chen Yunhan's recognition, Huang Tian was quite moved.

Huang Tian continued to add, "But I still think it...... Youth novels are boring, it's better to watch "The Adventures of the Flying Pig". ”

"Hahahahaha Achu laughed out of a pig sound, and Chen Yunhan was speechless when he saw that they were laughing so ugly.

"You ......," Chen Yunhan wanted to say and stopped.

"The word is free? What an ugly name, I haven't heard of this writer, so it's better to be called Li Xiaoyao. "Achu is lying on the table, just looking for trouble, after all, he has tasted the bitterness, so what's the harm in tasting it again.

"Chu-Yu-Nan! Do you want to die? Chen Yunhan's eyes burned with anger, like laser eyes in the world.

Ah Chu spread his hands to show his innocence, "I'm right, I don't believe you ask Huang Tian to stand, is it Huang Tian to stand, say you Huang Tian stand." ”

Chen Yunhan turned his head to look at Huang Tian, her eyes were killing the yellow haired boy's blood, but if the yellow haired boy said the wrong word, he might not see the beautiful and brilliant sun tomorrow. If you don't give face to your brother, you may not be able to see the beautiful and splendid dusk this afternoon. If you do this, it's not easy to offend both sides, and when you become submissive, you have to look at the faces of others.

"I think so...... Uh-huh, uh-oh-uh-uh-oh-uh-uh-oh-uh- Huang Tian scratched his hair, he didn't know what the hell he was talking about.

"Huh? What do you mean? Chen Yunhan said that he could not understand alien language.

"Can you speak human language?" Achu was full of question marks.

"Why should I answer? Can you ask some nutritional questions? Always ask some mentally retarded questions, what about my three-year-old child? Huang Tian Tsundere refuses to answer all questions, whoever likes to answer will answer.

Chen Yunhan continued to glare at Ah Chu, "Anyway, that writer is better than you, at least he can write." ”

Ah Chu's eight-character eyebrows expressed doubt, "So...... What does this matter to me? It's none of my business whether he's a man or a woman. I don't think a first-class writer can be counted on. I guess the writer must have been idle to do something before he wrote a novel. Anyway, I can't write novels in my life, it's hard and brain-wrenching. Whoever loves to do it does it, I'd rather fix cars than write novels. ”

The ancients had a saying; "If you don't see the coffin, you won't shed tears."

Achu perfectly expounded what it means to not take the last step and resolutely not give up.

"You ......" Before Chen Yunhan finished speaking, Huang Tian interrupted her.

"Did they come for you?" Huang Tian patted Chen Yunhan on the shoulder and pointed to the two young people standing outside the window.

"Who?" Chen Yunhan hadn't reacted yet.

Huang Tian continued, "Look for yourself, why do they keep staring at you? Do you know them? ”

Chen Yunhan turned his head to look at the window, his face was very puzzled, "I don't know." ”

"Who, who?" Achu also wanted to join in the fun.

Chen Yunhan stood up and looked at the two young people outside the window, a man and a woman in suits, with dignified faces, very strange, never seen before. Looking at this dress, could it be a salesman of a certain company? But this is the school, and you plan to sell the five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation? Or is it a full set of Huanggang test papers?

Chen Yunhan walked outside, his face still full of doubts and unknowns. The two young people on the opposite side were smiling, what kind of thoughts were hidden in their micro-expressions? The young woman is dressed in a black suit, with white high heels, long black hair on her shoulders, and a white hairpin with half bangs. The young male had no distinguishing features, except for an embarrassing smirk.

The two walked over, and then the young man took out his professional certificate from his pocket and handed it to Chen Yunhan, who smiled and got straight to the point.

"Hello, we are the second-level investigators of the 'Magpie Cold Lamp' team of the CIA lattice investigation team, my name is Wu Xiao, and we meet for the first time."

"Next to me is Miss Xuanlu, the companion who came with me and is also my friend."

The woman began to introduce herself, "Hello, my name is Xuanlu. ”

She continued, "You're Chen Yunhan, the captain of the Daybreak Organization, right? I was ordered by Shen Qing, the 'peacock eye' investigator of the coordinate investigation team, to come to the first time and space to pick up Chen Shicun's body, and explain some important things to you by the way, so as not to delay your time, right? ”

Chen Yunhan stood in place with a confused face and didn't react, holding the professional certificate in his hand, and the person in the ID photo showed an embarrassing smirk.