South District, No. 13 Xujiazhai.

Xu's house is located on the north side of Gaofei Road, Luoyang Street, which is a bit remote, and there is no store in front of the village, as an excellent place for hiding. Tu Lin and his group moved the den again, to put it bluntly, it was the third move. Why didn't you live in the last good house? Maybe it's because it's a rent, so it's missing the atmosphere of home.

Bullshit!

The exterior of the Xu family house is somewhat similar to the Western style of the 90s, and it is divided into three buildings. The west building is on the left, the east building is on the right, and the building in the middle is shorter and is generally used as a central lounge area, reception area, or storage room. The buildings on the left and right sides have a total of two floors, and the bedrooms and study are counted. Although the middle building is also a two-story building, his building is shorter than the buildings on both sides, and the three buildings are connected by the middle building as a bridge.

The Xu family house looks a little old, and even the walls are covered with many creepers, coupled with the weird atmosphere, the whole person can't help but stand up cold hairs.

The light of God's gift is difficult to shine into the Xu family's house, this building is full of incomparably weird, which makes people inadvertently think of one of China's top ten supernatural events, "Lin Family Mansion No. 37"! Or the famous "Chaonei No. 81 Compound", the first of the four murderous mansions in Beijing!

Now that the sun is in the sky and the temperature is on the cold side, it is suitable for travel.

The camera rushes into the central hall of the middle building, where the most conspicuous "U" shaped staircase unfolds outwards to the second floor. The decoration style of the Xu family house is quite retro, and many decorations are made of medieval art. The camera looks around, and the ceiling murals are dazzling, like a kaleidoscope.

On the first step of the U-shaped staircase in the central hall stood three young men, each of whom snorted like a pig. One of them was a fat man, the other two were fair-eyed young men, all three of whom were in the prime of their youth, but they slept on the steps under the morning of the dew of their birth. They were surrounded by luggage, and the fat man's luggage alone took up more than half of it, and God knows what he stuffed into it.

They are the wise and fearless "Red Spider Three Musketeers", Xu Qiudong, Lin Heiqi and Yu Xiaowu, but Tu Lin is nowhere to be seen. Only fools sleep on the steps, but smart people sleep in rooms.

The fat man lay on five steps at a time like a Simmons bed for Black Flag and Little Five to sleep. Just when they were still snorting like pigs and dreaming of spring and autumn, Tu Lin walked down in a pure white cotton dress, which was the only white dress she had worn so far.

Tu Lin sat on the sixth step, her legs together diagonally, she picked up the "Xinhua Dictionary" on the side, and smashed it in the fat man's face without saying a word.

"Ahh

The fat man's flatbread-like face was directly printed with the traces of the "Xinhua Dictionary", and he no longer made a pig-like snort, but directly let out a pig-like scream.

"What's the noise, fat man? It's noisy there early in the morning, are you annoying? Do you understand what to do first? Catch the thief first and capture the king first, beat people first and beat the eggs, and drag them directly into the toilet is a violent beating. Black Flag spoke in his sleep.

"I'm Nima! Can you try it again? Wait a minute, I'll go up to Foshan without a shadow. Yu Xiaowu was also talking in his sleep, and the strange thing was that he was still grinding his teeth.

The fat man first covered his face, then rubbed his eyes, and the red book imprint was imprinted on his face. When he opened his eyes, he saw Tu Lin's big white legs, a blurry picture, and thought it was a pair of white radish. When he was about to read it again, he found that Tu Lin was holding a copy of "Xinhua Dictionary", ready to smash it on the fat man's face for the second time.

"Auntie, I was wrong!" The fat man immediately straightened up, and the comfortable big bed disappeared in an instant. The black flags on both sides and Xiao Wu directly hit the guardrail of the stairs, and their brains were about to knock out a big bag.

"Fatty, are you sick? I'm just up to you, what's wrong? Who told you to look so comfortable. If you don't agree, you can say it, what does it mean that you just opened the bottom of the bed? Lin Heiqi covered his head, feeling that he was about to grow horns.

Xiao Wu covered his temples, and complained in his mouth, "It's over...... My IQ is going down again. I took his white radish, and I was by the guy in my dream early in the morning, and if I saw it now, I would go up with a chain leg. ”

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ybody!” Tu Lin sat in place and spoke in British English. As soon as she spoke, everyone could feel a chill behind them, as if they had been said something heart-wrenching by some beautiful sister.

"Morning, good morning, boss." Xiao Wu swallowed his saliva and sat more upright than elementary school students, which shows that he must have been a good boy when he was a student.

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g，boss!” The fat man also replied in English.

"Good morning, Boss, would you like to have breakfast? I'll ask the fat man to buy it for you. Lin Heiqi said shamelessly.

"I'll fuck you, don't get involved in anything." The fat man, as a barbarian, would never allow to be insulted mentally and physically.

"Oh, don't you want to serve the boss?" When Lin Heiqi said this, the fat man was speechless. If you refuse, I don't know if you will be killed. If you say yes, will it be possible to really run to buy breakfast? Where can I buy breakfast if I don't have a village in front of the village and a store in the back?

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"Why don't we order takeout?" The fat man carefully took out his mobile phone, and the micro-group takeaway APP was still active in his mobile phone.

"You're insane, aren't you? Last time, it was because of that bullshit micro-group takeaway, so we had to move again. I don't need to take out a micro-group to kill me in this life, no! Lao Tzu doesn't need to starve to death! Lin Heiqi first said cruel words in front, men should be self-reliant, whoever instigates is a dog.

"Cut, what a big." The fat man turned off the screen of his mobile phone, to be honest, he really wanted to taste the new Sanquan dumplings from Weituan Takeaway.

"I'm completely concerned about whether I eat breakfast or not, and now there's something that makes me distressed and even angry." Tu Lin's long hair is shawl, and when she doesn't tie a high ponytail, she wears a pure white long skirt, which is really pure, who would have thought that she was a villain?

"Could it be that the Boss is agonizing over the matter of the Son of Prophecy? Don't worry, boss, I'll take that guy's head and come over to see you another day. The fat man also threw out cruel words, but the last time he had dinner with the son of prophecy, the cold sweat was more fierce than the air conditioner, and those who didn't know the situation thought that they were eating the overlord meal and didn't give money.

Lin Heiqi thought this was very ridiculous, and he told the fat man, "What you said is the way, then you should go now!" Don't rely on the power of the wanderer, rely on your own strength to get me back the head of the Child of Prophecy. Let's not talk about whether you can get the head or not, if you can pull one of his hairs over, I will admire you Xu Ye. ”

"You...... Don't push me?! If you push me into a hurry, believe it or not, I will go and take the ...... of the son of prophecy right now Pull your hair back?! "The fat man stared at the black flag with his nostrils, Zhang Fei glared angrily in the past, and now there is a fat man staring at the black flag with his nostrils.

"Cut, who wouldn't say cruel things." Lin Heiqi didn't even look at the fat man.

"Fat man, can you really do it?" Xiao Wu adored him with a face, and the fat man thought that he was just talking, but now it was really difficult for Xiao Wu to ignite the fire in his heart, and not to pull the hair of the son of prophecy.

"That'...... Of course, it's OK. The fat man grinned reluctantly.

"Don't make drafts when you speak, be careful that there are no corpses." Lin Heiqi looked disdainful.

"Are you done? Can you let me speak? Tu Lin sat in the back and spoke silently, when did she become silent? Fewer lines? Did you offend that stupid author?

Bullshit! One of the author's favorite characters is Tu Lin!

"OKOK, boss, you can talk at any time, you don't have to give us the microphone so politely." The fat man shrugged his shoulders, like a lively and cute little Wang Ba.

"When did I say I was troubled by the Son of Prophecy?" Tu Lin looked at the fat man and the others with a questioning expression.

"Could it be...... Shouldn't we be troubled by the matter of the Child of Prophecy? The fat man looked confused, and he continued to ask, "Then boss, what are you worried about?" Could it be that your mother called to urge you to get married?! ”

Lin Heiqi couldn't help but laugh, he looked at Tu Lin, his eyes were full of Tu Lin's long hair, shawl and white skirt fluttering.

Tu Lin looked at the fat man speechlessly, that guy was born to be underbeaten, and he dared to bring up this kind of forbidden topic, isn't he afraid of being beheaded to deter the masses?

"That'...... What the hell is going on? The fat man awkwardly avoided Tu Lin's gaze.

Tu Lin lifted the long hair in her left ear, and she gently asked the three in front of her, "Have any of you seen my clothes?" ”

When she said this, everyone was confused, not knowing what it meant, but Tu Lin's face changed in the next second.

"So much so that I can only wear a white dress now! Isn't it pretty?! ”

The fat man's expression was a little distorted, he didn't know what kind of expression to show, he wanted to speak, but Lin Heiqi took the lead, I really don't know why that guy grabbed this kind of topic.

"It's beautiful, it's beautiful." Lin Heiqi said seriously, maybe he was telling the truth.

"Thank you." Tu Lin smiled, but soon her face was no longer smiling.

"But I still want to know, where did all my clothes go? I was forced to wear this white dress, what's the use of being pretty? Can it be eaten as a meal? Tu Lin grabbed the hem of her skirt and looked aggrieved, looking extremely distressed.

"Isn't a white dress bad? It's pretty good. Although you can't eat it as a meal, but with a few of us here, you are still worried about not having anything to eat? The fat man said immediately, and he finally snatched the microphone back. Xiao Wu woke up until now, and only said one sentence, is it really transparent to be the fifth master of others?

"I thank you family." Tu Lin smiled, her fake smile was creepy.

"This white dress...... Why haven't we seen you go through before? Black Flag asked.

Tu Lin said softly, "This dress was given to me by my mother on my birthday last year, and I have always been reluctant to wear it." Besides, I feel weird wearing a skirt in front of guys. ”

She grabbed the hem of her skirt, not to mention, the material of this white dress was quite comfortable.

"Ah, this ......" The fat man seemed to understand something, but Xiao Wu was the first to speak, "It's okay!" You just treat us like girls, what's so hard about that? ”

"Hahahaha, Xiao Wu still understands what I mean." Tu Lin smiled.

"What?" The fat man was shocked, and he told Xiao Wu, "My dignified eight-foot man wants to pretend to be a girl?" Shame on you! This is an absolute insult to my spirit! Even if I say yes, my body won't say yes! Even if my body can agree, my ancestors of the Xu family will definitely not let me agree! Do you know who my ancestors were? Xu Chu! Have you read "Three Kingdoms"? Cao Cao's famous generals! If you are a husband, you can't open it! ”

Look at the fat man's excitement, he is about to take out his family tree and turn it out for everyone to see.

"Then according to what you say, isn't my ancestor Lord Lin Zexu?" Lin Heiqi's face gradually turned pale, he had never looked at the family tree, he could only rely on blind guessing, what if he guessed correctly?

"Stop, stop, stop! Can you pause for a moment? Can you stop talking about other topics? Tu Lin convinced these guys, and she continued, "I'll just ask you one sentence, who of you has seen my clothes?" My clothes were packed in a small suitcase, not a lot, just a hundred clothes and trousers, and ...... Some private パンツ and british sauce. ”

Her last sentence was so whispered that it was a little incomprehensible.

"What's the パンツ Bly-chan? Doll? "The fat man really doesn't understand what that means.

"Shut up, you gossip winter!" Tu Lin immediately told the fat man to shut up.

"I don't think I've seen it." Xiao Wu shook his head.

Black Flag held his chin on his two fingers, as if thinking about something.

"When I was packing my luggage yesterday, I seemed to see a small suitcase in the fat man's suitcase, and there was a photo of Luo Xiaohei on the suitcase, could it be the boss?" Black Flag glanced at the fat man, and then at Tu Lin.

Tu Lin looked at the fat man with a shocked face, the fat man looked at the black flag nervously, Xiao Wu looked confused, and the atmosphere was quite embarrassing.

"Are you ......" Tu Lin looked shocked and wanted to say something?

"I ......" What does the fat man want to explain with an innocent face?

"He ......" Black Flag looked curious, what did he want to gossip about?

"Who ......" Xiao Wu looked confused and didn't know the situation.

"Xu Qiudong! You fucking pervert! How dare you hide my clothes! I still think of you as a good friend! I didn't expect you to be this kind of person! You fucking pervert! I don't want to see you again! Tu Lin directly picked up the "Xinhua Dictionary" and smashed it the fat man's tiger's back.

Although this is not painful for the fat man, it does great damage to his spirit. He was beating and thinking about it, and the more he thought about it, the more wrong it became.

"Calm down, Boss! You can't kill him like this! ”

"Lin Heiqi, I'll fuck you!"

"I don't think the fat man is that kind of person, right?" Xiao Wu doesn't believe it, can people who usually don't even want to read "Fashion Magazine" do such obscene things?

"Good brother! Or you know me! ”

"How could it not be? The human and physical evidence are all there, and you still want to quibble? Tu Lin still smashed the fat man's back with the "Xinhua Dictionary", this kind of strength can only be used as a massage for the fat man.

"Wronged, boss! I didn't know that box was filled with your clothes! If I knew, how dare I do that! Give me eight leopard guts, I wouldn't dare do that! "The fat man defended himself because he really didn't know.

The so-called ignorant are not guilty.

Tu Lin stopped suddenly, she wanted to know how the fat man would defend herself. The fat man held the back of his head with both hands, but didn't Tu Lin smash his back? Why did he hold his head?

The fat man said, "I thought that suitcase was a rice cooker, and it looked bulging on the outside, but who knew it was your clothes!" You didn't tell me, so I put the suitcase in my suitcase to make it easier to carry my things. So...... I was really wronged! I really didn't mean to, if what I said was false, I'd be single for the rest of my life! ”

The fat man made such a vicious oath, and it seemed that what he said was true.

"That'...... Have you ever peeked inside the clothes? Tu Lin glared at the fat man, she opened her palm, like a white bone spirit, ready to seduce the fat man's three souls and seven spirits.

"Nope! Absolutely nothing! How dare I look at it! Besides, when I moved here, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the steps. The fat man raised his hands, and his whole body panicked.

"Well, then I'll trust you." Tu Lin threw the "Xinhua Dictionary" in his hand.

"Boss, why are we moving here? Was it bad to rent a house before? Xiao Wu asked.

Tu Lin replied to Xiao Wu, "Didn't you say that the previous rental was too crowded?" Three big men slept in one room, complaining all day long. So I'll find you a new house when I have time. This house was recommended to me by an old lady named Liu, and I think this house is good. It's remote from the city, it's very hidden, and it can be used as our usual den, so you can each have a room, and you don't have to worry about sleeping in the same bed. ”

"But I always feel ...... This house is weird. Xiao Wusi looked around, and an eerie feeling swept through his body.

"What's the blame? Don't scare yourself, it's a big deal. Tu Lin didn't care, and then she rubbed her hands together and looked at the fat man and the black flag in front of her.

"Can any of you help me get a breakfast and come back?" Tu Lin smiled sweetly.

"Forehead......" The fat man and the black flag stared at each other.

"Why don't we choose micro-group takeaway?" The fat man proposed.

Lin Heiqi nodded slightly, "I think...... The takeaway is still very good, and we have to follow the trend of the times. ”