Vegetables?

WFK，are you kidding me?

Ji Cheng raised his eyebrows and greeted the other party in three Chinese dialects in his heart.

Don't be too prominent!

Chi Cheng's heart is cold.,People who can take this kind of name.。。。 He's not a serious person! Maybe I'm sorry for looking good...

In other words, this original body, I'm afraid it's blind?!

Alas, forget it, the past goes with the wind, Chi Cheng pretended to walk out of the hotel in style, and then stood at the door of the hotel, messing in the wind... The world is so big, where should I go?

When he was thinking that running with the wind and freedom was the direction, the mobile phone in his pocket rang, and Chi Cheng took it out to see that "agent monkey mother" was calling.

Monkey Mom? Someone with the surname Monkey? Eighty percent of the original body is uneducated, and people's names are written incorrectly. . .

Chi Cheng picked up the phone and said hello tentatively: "Monkey mother? ”

"Don't call me Monkey Mom, my aunt!" On the other end of the line came the roar of a middle-aged woman's voice.

Chi Cheng frowned, he didn't like the tone of others very much, before he crossed over, he was also the boss of a listed company, who saw him couldn't call himself "Mr. Chi", and spoke politely!

So Chi Cheng lowered the air pressure and said coldly: "There is something to say." ”

There was a pause on the other end of the phone, and he said in a loud voice, but his tone was much slower than just now: "My little ancestor, I beg you, don't be photographed by the paparazzi about your messy private/life, okay?!" Look at it, how long have you been in the entertainment industry? Three months, only three months, I was photographed three times to open / room, or with different people! We... We've set up a collapsed house for your innocent lover! ”

Your innocent lover has collapsed!

Chi Cheng stood in the wind, the December wind mixed with snow slag blowing indiscriminately on his face and hurting, Chi Cheng felt that the world was a little unbearable!

Celebrities collapsed?! This is tantamount to saying goodbye to your career~ There is an infamy on the Internet, I can't get a job, I live miserably and miserably on handouts, and I am in the middle of my life in the four walls of my home? Am I not the heroine of the legend? It's just a script for a vicious female partner? Finally knocked out by the plot?

A tornado blew in Chi Cheng's head, and he began to think about whether to start over?

"Boom... The more he talked on the other end of the phone, the more aggrieved he became: "The first time we said it was talking about the script, the second time we said it was watching a football game, what do we say this time?" Exploring the origins of biology or manned spaceflight? ”

Chi Cheng rubbed his eyebrows, alas, this original body is a proper one-color / batch of calamity! Repeatedly, the color heart does not change!

Chi Cheng's mind turned back and forth, and he conceived 36 different retreats in just an instant, but he still erased them one by one, alas, people are visual animals, and all kinds of rationality can't compete with a good skin after all! After thinking about it for a long time, Chi Cheng was still reluctant to give up the enviable appearance of the original ghost!

It's a big deal, take the script of the supporting actress and counterattack to become the heroine! Chi Cheng's heart stirred up the fighting spirit again! Isn't it just a collapsed house? Where you fall, you will soar to the sky!

"Hurry up and spend money to delete T." Chi Cheng instructed solemnly.

"In the deletion, in the deletion, in the deletion! Your grandfather called early in the morning to say this, and the public relations department deleted T! But there are still some early birds who know about it. ”

There is no impermeable wall in the world, and if you can keep things down, it's not too bad if it's under control!

"Where are you now? Still in the hotel? I'm here to pick you up! ”

"Hotel." Ji Cheng realized that it was very inappropriate for him to stand at the door of the hotel, although he was wearing a mask, there seemed to be a lot of inquiring eyes around him, Ji Cheng turned around and walked quickly into the hotel.

"Okay, then don't go out, I'll pick you up at the back door of the hotel later."

After waiting for a long time, a black nanny car stopped at the back door of the hotel, and Chi Cheng saw the "monkey mother" on the phone, a middle-aged woman with short hair, dressed up and looking capable, but as soon as she saw herself, she showed an expression of hatred but nothing she could do.

Chi Cheng waved his hand and motioned for her to shut up!

The monkey mother was followed by a young girl, about 20 years old, who saw Chi Cheng buzzing like a mosquito and shouted: "Miss Chi! ”

Chi Cheng has even more headaches, ancestor? Miss? Is your original body very arrogant?

Chi Cheng coughed dryly, stepped into the car with long legs, and asked, "Where are you going?" ”

Mother Monkey looked back with a sad face: "Send you home!" Your grandfather is back and wants to see you! ”

Chi Cheng pondered the expression of this monkey mother for a moment, is it difficult for this grandfather to be the original body? So he asked tentatively, "Grandpa is angry?" ”

Are the consequences severe?

Mother Monkey's already bitter face made it even worse: "I heard that Mr. Chi was so angry that he showed his original form." ”

"Poof!" Ji Cheng couldn't hold back his laughter.

Poofhahaha, what does it mean to be angry and show its original form? Hahahahahaha, this is amazing! I didn't expect the monkey mother to look old-fashioned and serious, and she joked to have a fight with herself!

But after laughing twice, I found that the monkey mother and the girl were looking at themselves indescribably, and a few words were neatly written on their faces: You ask for more blessings! Chi Cheng smiled and coughed awkwardly.

Later, when I heard the monkey mother call the girl, I realized that her name was Xiaoman, she was her life assistant, a very simple and introverted person, a little cute, Chi Cheng thought to himself, do most men like Xiaoman, a gentle and shy cute girl?

Alas, it's a pity that it's not my own STYLE, so I can't learn it!

The nanny car stopped in front of a super luxurious villa, which is like the kind of ancient castle in the TV series, majestic and magnificent! In front of it, there is not only a large area of manicured lawn, but also a huge European-style fountain erected in the center of the main entrance of the castle, which is spitting water like artificial rain.

Chi Cheng got out of the car, stood in front of his villa and looked at it, his heart was full of tsk, he was amazing, he didn't know how many times more luxurious than his home in the original world!

He can be regarded as a small career at a young age, and his worth is not tens of billions but also billions, but this net worth is made by himself, and he has started a business since he entered the university, developing software, pouring real estate, doing education, what is the outlet, what is making money, and the money earned by his sweat is reluctant to be squandered, and he still lives in an ordinary commercial house, and he still drives a car of 300,000 yuan.

One word: pick!

Fortunately, I didn't spend much money on my ex-boyfriend, and of course, this is why others abandoned me. Chi Cheng reviewed in his heart: Look, in some ways, money can also help you quickly recognize a person.

And now in the face of this mansion, Chi Cheng sighed: swagger! What a swagger! Look, in some ways, money can also help you quickly recognize your identity~ It seems that this original body is a super rich second generation~

But now such a swaggering home turned out to be his own, Chi Cheng snorted happily in his heart, stepped into the villa, his back held high, and he walked leisurely, like a leader inspecting, completely ignoring the anxious steps of the two behind him.

As soon as I entered the villa, I saw a giant cat climbing frame standing in the middle of the living room, a five-story villa, this cat climbing frame extends from the ground to the giant dome transparent carved skylight at the top of the villa! The height of a single floor of this villa is 5 meters, and the cat climbing frame is 25 meters!

Chi Cheng stood in front of the cat climbing frame and looked up, the sunlight spilled from the transparent skylight, and the giant cat climbing frame was bathed in it, like a stairway to heaven in the holy light, reminding Chi Cheng of the magic bean of Jack in the fairy tale book he read as a child, and climbed directly to the sky!

Local tyrants are so good at fun! Chi Cheng sighed in his heart.

A sturdy figure suddenly rushed down from the top of the cat's climbing frame, quickly turning into a phantom, and standing in front of Chi Cheng in the blink of an eye like black lightning!

It stood on the cat climbing frame, leaning over and staring at Chi Cheng, only half a meter away from Chi Cheng's face, and the sudden close-in face really startled Chi Cheng.

But Chi Cheng has also experienced strong winds and waves, so he only chuckled in his heart, and there was no expression on his face.

Chi Cheng looked at the pet in front of him, this is an ocelot, oh no, Chi Cheng squinted his eyes and carefully distinguished, this is a tiger cat!

It is larger than the ocelot, a meter long, and has beautiful hollow spots on its body, this tiger cat is mainly distributed in Latin America in the original world, and there is no one in China, and Chi Cheng has only seen it in foreign zoos.

Local tyrants are so good at fun! Chi Cheng sighed again in his heart, this is a protected animal listed in the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species! Gee!

This thing looks like a cat, but it's a mini-hunter and a meat eater! Chi Cheng didn't have the courage to pet it! What's more, this thing is full of aura, staring at himself with a domineering face, Chi Cheng feels like meat on the chopping board!

Big baby, I'm your master, can you know a little bit of a pet? Can you not stare at me with the expression that owes you 2580,000? Rise!

Chi Cheng was scolding in his heart, and was about to speak, when he heard a solemn and loud voice coming out of the tiger cat's mouth: "Evil obstacles! Look at the good things you've done! ”

Ji Cheng was so shocked that he almost died on the spot! Fortunately, more than 20 years of wind and rain baptism woke him up in the head, what happened? Was this cat talking? I don't have auditory hallucinations, do I? This... Who's kidding me?!

Rise! What a joke of the century!

Chi Cheng looked back at Mother Monkey and Xiaoman with difficulty, meaning: Who the hell are you playing with me?

But one of them cowered and lowered his head, and the other gave himself a wink!

What the hell does this mean?! Ji Cheng wanted to burst into foul language, and seamlessly greeted the whole family in the three Chinese dialects in his heart!

"Look at what! Do you still want to move the rescuers? Xiao Hou can't help you play a round this time! At the beginning, you said that you wanted to enter the entertainment industry, look at you, it's only been 3 months, and the character set up by the company has collapsed, and you yourself don't have any big results! Bring money into the group to be the heroine, but as far as your acting skills are concerned, I'm sorry, the thief TM is embarrassed, as soon as I go out, those relatives and friends will poke my backbone behind their backs to see jokes, where do you call your grandfather and my old face! You... What are you really doing TMD, you can't do anything, you are the first to provoke flowers and grass! ”

This tiger cat spat fragrantly in front of him, foaming at the mouth, Chi Cheng felt that he had washed his face, and he was angry before, but now there is only one sentence in his mind: This goods, a cat, is my grandfather? What kind of magical setting is this?

I'm afraid there is a serious illness in this world!