Chapter 6: Sweep the floor

Felines will have a pregnancy reaction in seven days, and they will give birth in about two months, when Chi Cheng knows and accepts the fact of pregnancy, the little life has grown in his belly, and he wants to cut the grass and eradicate the roots, but it seems too late to rescue him with the full help of the doctor.

In the past few days in the hospital, I don't know if it's Chi Cheng's psychological reasons, but I always feel that my stomach is a little bulging...

Chi Cheng touched his originally flat belly, I'm going to poop again?

Chi Cheng came back from pooping and lay on the hospital bed. Now if I want to say goodbye to this world, I won't find a way to do it for a while, and I can't kill myself, it's not exhaustive! He will be discharged from the hospital in a few days, and in the face of losing his financial resources, he can only find a way to make some money as soon as possible, and Chi Cheng doesn't want to be miserable and make headlines again.

Chi Cheng opens the WX and turns over his own vast sea, well, it's time to play your light and heat!

But Chi Cheng didn't expect that in such a large sea area, there was not a single wronged big-headed fish, all of them were monkeys, monkey spirits, monkey spirits, as soon as I heard that I wanted to borrow money, I was sorry for the baby, I didn't want money, I wanted a life! Uh-huh, hey, good sister, I'm busy with something, I'm embarrassed to catch fire, let's meet again, hang up the phone as fast as the Flash!

Look, I'm just borrowing 180,000 yuan, this group of fat fish looks like this, forget it, it's me who has a lot of mouth!

Chi Cheng was so angry that he rolled his eyes and blacked them one by one, and his hands were cramping!

When it came to the last difficult little brother duck, the prosecutor, serving the people, the messenger of justice, and the embodiment of justice, Chi Cheng felt that this was not running, and the colorful banknotes were beckoning to her, so Chi Cheng first adjusted his thinking and sorted out the wording: Dear detective, hello! It's been a bit cold lately, so you've been working hard.

See no, that's emotional intelligence! You can't borrow money from others as soon as you come, you have to play the emotional card first, paralyze the other party's emotions, reduce the other party's sense of defense, boil the frog in warm water, and wait for the fire to be enough, and then tell your own singing and crying story, the focus is on the financial dilemma faced, and it is the duty of a person with a heart to pour out his pockets!

The text message was sent, and then a big red exclamation mark was placed in the dialog box, and it was written that the message could not be delivered, and the other party and you were not friends!

I'll go! Actually deleted my friend! This investigator has no heart!

Ji Cheng angrily smashed his phone!

Chi Cheng stayed in the hospital for more than ten days, and when he was discharged from the hospital, he found that his stomach had become a bulging piece! You can still feel movement in this piece of fat sometimes, which is incredible!

Chi Cheng touched his stomach, with mixed tastes!

When Chi Cheng returned home, he found several large boxes standing at the door, which was particularly in the way! One of them almost tripped the pool to a big heel.

"Steward Wen, who put this garbage at the door? Throw it all out of me! "Chi Cheng has been in a bad mood lately, so he looks at what's blocked.

"Miss, this... It's not garbage! This... It's your luggage! This housekeeper has a fat head and big ears, and Shi Chicheng, who nodded and bowed, was afraid that there would be excess saliva flowing from his mouth.

"What?!" My luggage? How I didn't know!

"The master said he wanted... You need to be self-reliant, difficult... Work arduously... Place... So I found you another place to live and carry forward the fine tradition of our family's hard work! The housekeeper stumbled and said, for fear that Chi Cheng would be unhappy and spill his anger on himself.

"No... But don't worry, the property is a bit smaller, but it's very close to the city center, opposite the CBD! It is especially convenient to go out of the bar club street! The butler said doggy again.

Hehe, dare to love this is to throw me in the downtown area! Don't let me live in peace! Treat a pregnant woman like this, well, very well! Ji Cheng laughed angrily!

At this time, I heard the great mother talking about something and slowly walked down the stairs, Ji Cheng looked up and saw her holding a mobile phone and broadcasting live.

Looking at each other, the great mother smiled awkwardly and said crookedly: "My dear Chengcheng, you have been discharged from the hospital!" ”

yes, I'm back softly, and I'm leaving in a hurry again! Wave your sleeves and take away a pile of garbage!

"Hmmm! Excuse me! Chi Cheng tugged at the corners of his mouth.

"Oh, a little! However, as the first person to broadcast live in the Vojiz Empire, this little disturbance will not affect my performance! The great mother said to the phone screen again: "Family, my daughter came back just now, but it's okay, let's continue the live broadcast!" ”

Chi Cheng sneered, ready to take a look at the pile of garbage to see if he could dig something valuable from it, but found that the housekeeper was still looking at him.

It's a pity that such a big lump of fat pigs to be slaughtered will not be allowed to be put on the cutting board! So Chi Cheng smiled at the housekeeper and said, "Steward Wen, do you want to make money?" ”

"Yes!" The butler nodded like pounding garlic, who would have trouble with money!

"Do you want to turn 10,000 into 50,000?"

"Yes!" The butler mashed all the garlic into a puree.

"I have a project here, and if you can realize your dream, you can invest 10,000 yuan first!"

"Well, I want to invest 10,000!" Saying that he would give money, the housekeeper woke up vigilantly again.

"If you don't invest money, how can you make money make money? If you win the lottery, you have to spend two dollars first! Chi Cheng was quite speechless, it looked like a pig's head and a pig's brain, and when it came to giving money, he was monkey and monkey! Waiting for pie to fall from the sky? Dream on!

Ay! In this world, it's not easy to deceive a pig!

Chi Cheng had no choice but to add: "My project is in demand, I told you for the sake of your own people, there are many people who want to vote!" Don't miss the time! If you want to make money, hurry up! ”

"Miss, can you tell me what the project is!" The butler said with a smile, his eyes squeezed into the fat.

"Global Business Linkage Sustainable Development Project!" Ji Cheng glanced at the great mother and said nonsense.

Live streaming must be the sustainable development of global business linkage!

"Global......" sounds so lofty! The butler blinked his eyes and tried to open them wide and said, "But... But I only have a thousand! ”

Chi Cheng supported his forehead, what a waste of labor and saliva, but mosquito meat is also meat, Chi Chengyi stretched out his hand: "Take it!" ”

At this time, the live broadcast room of the great mother was boiling!

β€”-The eldest lady is back? We're going to see the big lady!

β€”-I exchanged 5 catties of fat for the eldest lady's mother and son, and I made people haggard for the eldest lady!

β€”-I'm so worried about the eldest lady that the hemorrhoids are all out......

---- upstairs is poisonous!

β€”-Let me see the eldest lady, I want to see the live!

.....

The great mother had no choice but to focus the camera on Ji Cheng, and the fans happened to see her bending down to take the big pile of luggage at the door.

β€”-With just one back, I can recognize that it is my long-cherished wife!

β€”-The eldest lady is pregnant and takes such a big box herself, the eldest lady puts it down, I will carry it!

How can ---- abuse a pregnant woman like this, I am left with heartache and saliva.......

β€”-Miss, I can carry the box and you!

β€”-The eldest lady wants to travel far away? Question mark face!

--- go to live with the child's father? I don't accept it!

----I'm the child's father! Come into my arms!

----Come into my arms!

---You guys are poisonous!

---- remove the word "bar"!

β€”-It should be to go to a place with beautiful mountains and rivers to raise a baby!

.....

God's special mountains and rivers are beautiful!

Chi Cheng didn't know that he was a pregnant woman, an out-of-fashion star who was banned by the entertainment industry (although he only debuted for three months), and his popularity could still be so strong, if he knew, he would definitely not waste it! No matter how much you have to come to a joint fundraising, one dollar per person, you can have a good year!

The housekeeper asked the driver to take Ji Cheng to her new home, and the driver helped move her belongings in, and then left without any attachment.

Chi Cheng took a look at this new home, the elevator apartment, one bedroom and one living room, all the household appliances, it doesn't seem to be as bad as he imagined, his original family before crossing is much worse than this, he can't even pay the college tuition, and he has to work to earn it!

Maybe this is already the worst imaginary of the grumpy old cat, and the most severe punishment for the original body!

Hmph, naΓ―ve!

Chi Cheng opened the refrigerator and was surprised to find that the refrigerator was actually full of food, all kinds of meat, different varieties of vegetables and fruits, and even goat's milk and cakes! Chi Cheng is happy! It seems that this grumpy old cat is still soft-hearted, after all, his grandson is still pregnant with one in his belly!

Chi Cheng looked around while drinking goat's milk and found a locker full of cat food, all of which were foreign brands! Is this afraid that I will starve to death? Hehe.

Chicheng rice cooker cooked, leisurely took out the chicken from the refrigerator, stewed in the casserole, and fried a steak, with some green vegetables on the plate, which is quite eye-catching.

This meal of two hard dishes, was shot by Chi Cheng's mobile phone and filter, and he was quite appetizing, Chi Cheng added a little bourgeois text, posted a circle of friends, and then tasted his cooking skills with satisfaction.

In the evening, when Chi Cheng was thinking about what kind of business he could do with a start-up capital of 1,000 yuan, his circle of friends came one after another like calls from various countries during the Spring Festival Gala.

---- Miss Chi cooks by herself?

---- heartache of those slender jade hands, I'll rub them~

---- very appetizing!

----Miss Chi, this can't be your aunt's doing, right?

----I don't believe it!

---- pose for a photo! It's definitely a pose!!

---- this is the biggest miracle of the year!

I wasn't so shocked when Miss ---- Chi was pregnant!

----Is this still the Miss Chi I know?"

---- said that they would sleep together and sleep together, but she secretly became a kitchen expert?

。。。。

When Chi Cheng saw the comments on the circle of friends, he thought about life: It's just a meal, is it so exaggerated?

Chi Cheng searched for various projects on the Internet, but to be honest, the start-up capital of 1,000 yuan was really stretched, so did he have to go out to work?

Just when Chi Cheng was worried, a big mouse suddenly jumped out of the mobile phone screen, and Chi Cheng was so frightened that the mobile phone fell to the ground.

Chi Cheng has not been afraid of the earth since he was a child, but he is afraid of mice! I didn't expect it, I changed my body and changed my genes, but I'm still afraid! Please, I'm a natural predator of rats now, isn't that something engraved in my genes? Why are you still scared to death!

The mouse that suddenly popped out just now should be just a screensaver applet downloaded by the original body.,The original body is a feline.,It's right to like to catch and abuse mice.,But this kind of applet is very bad fun!

Chi Cheng decided to uninstall the applet immediately!

However, Chi Cheng had a flash of inspiration, haven't I done software development before? Now you can make a small APP to earn the first pot of gold!

Ji Cheng stretched out his hand to get his phone, and suddenly found that it was a furry paw that stretched out!

Rise? Paw?