Chapter 27: Carrot Fishing for Donkeys
"Don't be sad, we've got one candy! She's the best in the world and I don't want to have any other kids! Zhonglai said cautiously.
Am I sad? Well, being suddenly told that you are crippled is a little sad for everyone. Although Ji Cheng didn't think about rebirth, being deprived of fertility like this is not the same thing as giving it up by himself.
To tell the truth, Ji Cheng felt that it was not an empty piece in his stomach, but in his heart! The whole person was a little depressed.
But what's the meaning of this thing in front of you, you don't want a child, what's the matter with me, I didn't say I want to have sex with you again, why are you so anxious to show your heart! You're not professional in comforting people, I'm not comforted at all, okay!
Chi Cheng withdrew his hand and retorted menacingly: "I'm not sad! It's not sad! I'm satisfied with one candy! ”
It would be better if she could stick to me!
Zhong Lai suddenly leaned down and hugged Chi Cheng with both hands, which made Chi Cheng's body stiffen in fright, and his arrogance disappeared at once: Doctor, this ...... Someone is taking advantage of this!
Chi Cheng stretched out his hand to push Zhong Lai away, but helplessly, one hand hung the hanging bottle, and the other hand had little strength.
Zhong Lai held the moving hand again: "Don't move! Let me hold it for a while! ”
Chi Cheng is wrapped in a particularly warm embrace, it is said that the body temperature of birds is as high as more than 40 degrees, this temperature is just right for Chi Cheng, like bathing in a small sun, a little attachment and a little dependence, when leaving this embrace, there is still reluctance.
Chi Cheng blinked, why did Xiao Sun say goodbye so quickly? I haven't baked enough!
Cats are terrible when it's cold, so they like to roast fire!
Suddenly, there was a commotion outside the door, someone knocked on the door, and when they came in, it turned out to be a bunch of villagers, and the little boy who was rescued!
The village chief carried a lot of gifts, and took Chi Cheng's hand with tears and snot: "Miss Chi, thank you so much this time!" These are all gifts from the folks, be careful, don't dislike it! ”
Chi Cheng thanked him and silently withdrew his hand.
The little boy was led by a middle-aged man and a slightly chubby woman to Chi Cheng's bed, and the man patted the little boy and said, "Xiaozhu, kowtow to Miss Chi!" ”
The boy named Xiaozhu was not ambiguous, knelt down and kowtowed, and said childishly: "Thank you Sister Chi for saving your life!" I will definitely follow your example in the future and arrest all those bad people when I grow up! ”
This little pot friend's serious little adult expression amused Chi Cheng, and he laughed so hard that his stomach hurt!
Zhong Lai quickly took her hand and said, "Don't laugh! The wound is going to be cracked! ”
In the past two days that Chi Cheng has been hospitalized, several waves of people have come to visit, including company employees, grandparents, and even Zhonglai's parents!
Zhonglai's father, Yadi, held Ji Cheng's hand and solemnly praised: "Child! You did very well! It is worthy of the good daughter-in-law of our Eagle family, we are proud of you! ”
Huh? A good daughter-in-law of the Eagle family? Who awarded this title? Ji Cheng glared at Zhonglai fiercely!
It was in these two days that Chi presented the third hot search of the year:
—-The eldest lady fought with a knife-wielding gangster and was seriously injured and hospitalized!
- Miss, don't have anything!
—-The eldest lady is so brave, is this still the delicate eldest lady I know?!
—-Miss YYDS!
—-Does anyone know where the eldest lady is injured? But don't be a face!
—-Even if I'm disfigured, I'll stand as a lady!
—-Start with appearance, respect for talent, fit character, long in kindness, and finally character!
—-The eldest lady was injured to save the kidnapping child, and the eldest lady is really heroic and kind!
—-Love, Love! Road to pink!
—-The eldest lady is finally whitewashed! Now the people are so lovely!
—-What kind of character is this? This is the real character of others! Who would risk their lives to fight the bad guys with a single person?
—-Yes! This kind of danger is always a good character! It's love!
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Chi Cheng himself didn't expect that this time he would be brave enough to clear his name!
But this whitewashing is too costly for Chi Cheng! A few days after being hospitalized, Chi Cheng was going crazy!
Because of an open stomach, you have to exhaust gas to eat, but Chi Cheng just can't fart, which is undoubtedly extremely torturous for a person who enjoys food! Looking at the food videos on the Internet, Chi Cheng wanted to cry without tears!
I'm so hungry that I bite the quilt!
Chi Cheng dreams weakly and weakly, and there is everything in his dreams! Luxury 988 buffet, flying in the sky and swimming in the water, everything you need, dazzling!
The best giant Arctic shrimp, Siberian deep-sea sturgeon roe, Kobe snowflake beef, oysters, scallops and clams are all lined up in a neat row, waiting for their entrances like soldiers waiting for inspection!
Chi Cheng held a piece of steak and gnawed it with relish, it was so fragrant, why couldn't he chew it? Fei tooth mouth!
"Chi Cheng, Chi Cheng wake up, wake up!" Zhong Lai's voice came from afar.
Don't howl, wait until I get rid of this steak! Ikecheng never tires!
"Wake up!"
Chi Cheng finally opened his eyes under Zhonglai's relentless shaking, and found himself biting the quilt with a confused expression, where is my fragrant big filet steak?
Chi Cheng wiped the saliva on the quilt and wooed...... I'm hungry..... I want to eat meat! Damn birdman, can't you wait until I'm done with my meal and then call me?!
Zhong Lai asked speechlessly, "Dreaming of eating?" ”
Chi Cheng nodded pitifully: "Brother! My dear brother! I'm hungry! Can you give me something to eat first? ”
The words of the younger brother made Zhong Lai tremble.
He is one year younger than Chi Cheng, Chi Cheng has always called Zhong Lai, or when he has interests, he has never called his brother in such a soft tone, and he has added a dear in front! It seems that this product is really hungry!
"No way!" Zhong Lai doesn't eat that, the doctor says no, it's not good! But after a pause, Zhong Lai rolled up his sleeves, handed over his wrist and said, "Bite and play, don't bite the quilt, it's not clean!" ”
Chi Cheng looked at Zhonglai's fair-skinned and slender wrists, which were jade-like, and they were freshly baked! Chi Cheng swallowed his saliva and took a bite!
"Shhh Zhong Lai gasped: "Can you light it up?" ”
Ji Cheng grabbed Zhonglai's wrist and shook his head, don't let go!
Zhong Lai sighed, and also bit by her, like feeding a dog! At this time, his mobile phone rang, and Zhong Lai took out the phone with his other hand and picked it up.
"Caught somebody?" Zhong Lai asked.
"What about the gang behind him?"
"Then treat him well and stay up until he says so!" Zhong Lai sneered, and bit the words "good hospitality" very hard, as if he wanted to eat his flesh and eat his blood.
Superintendent Zhong, who wanted to eat his flesh and eat his blood, hung up the phone, and turned his head to see that his wrists were already covered with tooth marks, and some places were bruised, but there was no blood.
"Is it delicious?" Zhong Lai asked.
Ji Cheng licked it and said, "Fragrant! ”
Ji Cheng's tongue swept over Zhonglai's wrist, causing a shiver, and Zhonglai hurriedly took his wrist back.
Cats and tigers have barbs on their tongues, and when they lick and eat, they will have a rough friction feeling, which makes people's hearts itch to the bones! There are no barbs after turning into a human, but the itchy feeling still hits Zhong Lai's heart, Zhong Lai almost wanted to press Ji Cheng under him and bully him, but reason told him that he had to hold back, she was still hospitalized, and her body was not good!
Chi Cheng, who is not in good health but has a good tooth, regrets that his teething stick is gone, thinking about the phone call just now, so he asked: "You caught the crime/criminal of the abduction?" ”
"Hmmm! It was a pangolin, and he was hiding in the mountains to make a hole when we caught him! I heard that the hole was five feet deep! ”
No wonder it took a few days to catch it, it turned out that he was a craftsman! It's still the kind that God appreciates and eats, hey! It's a pity that I could have relied on my talent, but I didn't take the usual path!
"You're going to torture you to extract confessions?" Chi Cheng rubbed his hands together and was excited.
Zhonglai glanced at Chi Cheng: "What do you want!" Now is a society with a legal system, how can our law-abiding investigators know the law and break the law, we just let him not sleep! ”
Chi Cheng smiled, you guys are boiling eagles, do a good job!
Is it that everyone has to sleep, not sleep? Jokes, people will die, no one can survive!
However, the hungry Chi Cheng couldn't stay up, because he couldn't get out of gas all the time, and the doctor asked him to get up and walk around.
Nani! A patient who just finished the operation and didn't have to eat and still had a blood bag, you let him walk? This is another world's version of the top 10 tortures? It's cruel! It's cruel......
Ji Cheng wants to die! There is no humanity and no reason!
Zhong Lai had no choice but to coax her to get up and move around.
"I can't go! I don't have the strength! "Chi Cheng is about to cry if he is wronged, or just die!"
This time I really want to cry, without any exaggerated acting skills!
"I'll hold you!" Zhong Lai said that he was about to help Chi Cheng get up.
Chi Cheng couldn't get up from bed: "Let me die, I don't want to live!" You're still abusing me! ”
Zhong Lai couldn't cry or laugh, thinking that Chi Cheng was very childish when he was sick! What about the arrogance at the beginning? It's totally from the last century!
"Are you hungry?" Zhong Lai asked.
It's not nonsense, I haven't eaten for a few days, and I'm so hungry that my chest is against my back!
"Hungry!" Does this man want to stuff me with something to eat in private?
"Then I'll go out and buy you something to eat! What do you want to eat? Zhonglai glanced at Ji Cheng and said reluctantly.
"Chicken thigh, cod-based shrimp, steak sashimi Buddha jumping over the wall!" Chi Cheng said that the name of the dish was like cross talk.
"You can only choose one!" Zhong Lai interrupted with a blank face.
"Fish! Silver Cod! Chi Cheng swallowed again, there is nothing like the comfort of a delicious fish to a sick tiger!
"Good!" After saying that, Zhong Lai really bought fish!
What! Regardless of the doctor's explanation? Is that really good? Is this something that an investigator can do?
It turns out that this is what the detective can do!
In the ward, Zhong Jicha hung the silver cod on a bamboo pole, held the bamboo pole in one hand, hung it in front of Chi Cheng's eyes, and held the hobbling Chi Cheng in the other hand and walked forward step by step!
The picture is inspirational and funny.
Chi Cheng saw that this fat silver cod exuded an attractive fragrance one centimeter in front of him, but he couldn't reach it if he stretched his neck!
Chi Cheng is going to be by this birdman's commotion! When I'm a donkey? Hang the carrot in front and let the donkey go!
Chi Cheng was so angry that he had tears in his eyes, and he had to move forward step by step, and said with hatred in his mouth: "Zhonglai, you wait!" When you are old and can't walk, I will pay it back! ”
I'm going to torture you like this and that until you cry!" Chi Cheng staged the ten major tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty in his head!
Zhong Lai smiled: "Okay! I'm waiting for that day! ”
Later, Chi Cheng, who farted, finally ate the fish he had been thinking about, it was so delicious, it was not easy! Woowoo......