Chi Cheng made a small program overnight, made a mobile phone screensaver, and set up three sticks of incense in front of Brother Leopard's high-definition uncensored full-body photo, with a few big characters marked in red in the middle: Brother Leopard, welcome the God of Wealth!

Chi Cheng proudly looked at his phone three hundred times a day.

The money leopard accidentally saw this screensaver, and the whole leopard was not good, but the big-hearted leopard brother secretly rejoiced: fortunately, it is not a panda, and the photos are all black and white!

The panda sticks out his tongue: Why is it always me who gets hurt?

Just when Chi Cheng felt that everything was perfect, and he was about to ride the dust on the road to riches, the mobile phone screensaver was seen by Zhong Lai, Zhong Lai squinted his eyes, and his voice was like ice: "Who is this?"

Chi Cheng didn't raise his head: "God of Wealth!" ”

"This God of Wealth is not professional, I'll change it for you!" Saying that, Zhong Jicha's face was expressionless, and he searched for pictures with his hands, and after a while, he found a middle-aged man who was holding a big ingot's belly and was tall, wearing an official hat on his head, and he didn't know if he was bald!

"Don't! I'm not going to be a screensaver, I'm going to be the avatar! Chi Cheng shook his head again and again.

"Then I'll replace it with Sun Wukong!" Zhonglai curled the corners of his mouth.

Chi Cheng was helpless, afraid that the birdman in front of him would invite the Buddha to come, so he canceled the screensaver of the money leopard, but quietly printed a large picture and hid it in the office! It's almost three pillars of incense sooner or later!

Chi Cheng thought about the screensaver that he made overnight, and he was very distressed, isn't this thing fragrant to sell for money? The broad masses of the people urgently need to get rich together! So Chi Cheng reluctantly sent the applet to the app store and shared it with the people!

In just one night, the whole people are burning incense in Brother Leopard! Chi Cheng slept and woke up with seven more zeros on his account!

The money leopard watched his fruit photos sold on the whole network, and the snapping price far exceeded that of the first-line actresses, and the wave in his heart was surging: My highlight time has come!

It is said that the grumpy old cat came to Zhonglai's residence every once in a while to see his granddaughter, and after coming today, the topic suddenly changed, and he snot and tears: "Child, grandpa is old, and he doesn't have a few years to live!" My greatest wish is that your family is happy, harmonious and beautiful! ”

Chi Cheng chuckled in his heart: It's finally here!

Sure enough, the grumpy old cat suddenly changed his words: "It's been so long since you were discharged from the hospital, do you have a marriage certificate?" ”

Chi Cheng smiled secretly in his heart: Fortunately, I am like Zhuge and like a god!

Chi Cheng blinked and pretended to be obedient: "Grandpa, we have already proved it!" I just forgot to tell you about it lately! ”

"Then show me your marriage certificate!" The grumpy old cat's eyes lit up, and the shrewd businessman had to see the evidence with his own eyes!

"Okay!" Chi Cheng took out the fake certificate of 10 yuan under the overpass that had been prepared for two copies and handed it to the grumpy old cat.

The grumpy old cat flipped over, hey, why can't you open it? Change a book, but I still can't open it! The grumpy old cat raised his head in confusion and slowly typed a big question mark on Chi Cheng's face.

"Oops, why can't it be opened?" Chi Cheng exclaimed exaggeratedly, took the marriage certificate and pretended to study it, and was distressed for a while: "The certificate is stuck with glue!" It must have been a good thing done by this trick-or-treater! My heart hurts! This is the only marriage certificate in this life! I'm going to beat her up! Beat her up! Beat her ass to bloom! ”

Chi Xingchen, who had just walked to the living room, braked the car violently: Who am I? Where am I? What did I do?

The grumpy old cat hurriedly stopped: "What does she know as a child!" Stick it and stick it! Don't hit her! She's still a kitten, what bad intentions can she have! ”

The kitten, who looked as big as a tiger, nodded and "meowed" aggrievedly.

As soon as the irritable old cat left afterwards, Chi Xingchen threw his stainless steel basin in front of Chi Cheng: Add chicken legs!

Zhong Lai came back quite late, and he looked tired during the meal, Chi Cheng knew that several people in Zhong Lai's bureau had taken turns to boil the pangolin in the past few days, and everyone was quite tired.

Originally, there was another criminal/criminal, the one who was opened on the back by the little rhinoceros, and the man hit his skull, and when he woke up, he said that he was a mushroom, or the kind of red umbrella umbrella and white pole, and everyone was very speechless, so they had to let him be locked up in the hospital.

"Did the pangolin say that?" Chi asked.

"Yes, but there are too few clues! He is a decorator, and when he approached the New Year last year, he asked the developer for a salary but did not get it, and he ran away after owing hundreds of thousands of dollars to his migrant worker brothers! Now I'm hiding/hiding and following that mushroom to engage in some child lure/abduction business. He's a guy who knows too little! After asking over and over again for so many days, he only said that the upper family should be a lion, and he heard the mushroom call the other party's lion sister on the phone! ”

Hearing this, Chi Cheng frowned, and knew that the other party was a lion? That's too little information!

I have collected data and know that there are not tens of thousands of lions in this country, but also thousands, and living creatures and plants are different, they still have legs, running around, just looking for a needle in a haystack!

Ji Cheng stopped talking, thinking quickly in his head.

Zhong Lai was even more upset when he saw that Ji Cheng was also worried about his work, so he took a fish into Chi Cheng's bowl and said, "Don't think about it, eat!" ”

Ji Cheng didn't move, and he didn't hear what Zhonglai said at all!

Zhong Lai shook Chi Cheng's hand again and said, "Eat!" ”

Chi Cheng came back to his senses, and his eyes fell on the two overlapping hands.

Zhonglai pretended to cough and withdrew his hand.

The longer I get along with Chi Cheng, the more I find that this person is simply different from what he first encountered, and now Chi Cheng is dedicated to his career, working all day long, even on weekends! Not to mention drinking and clubbing, sleeping flowers and willows, now that I think about it, it was a miracle to be able to meet Chi Cheng in the bar, how could a two-point and one-line person like Chi Cheng go to the bar?

Now it may be a transsexuality! Not to mention getting laid, it's impossible to hold a hand! The two have lived together for half a year, and they are more innocent than a blank piece of paper!

Just when Zhonglai wanted to say that everyone has been tired lately, why don't we watch a movie together to relax, Ji Cheng suddenly laughed and said, "I have a way!" ”

Zhong Lai swallowed back the words that he hadn't spoken, and said embarrassedly, "What can you do?" ”

Chi Cheng put down his chopsticks and said seriously: "Lions are different from tigers, tigers are solitary animals, but lions live in groups!" Thirty or fifty lions form a small group! And they are matrilineal clans, with females honored! So the leader of this child abduction must be the group! It's easy to hide alone, but it's hard to be a group! This narrows down our search! ”

Zhong Lai nodded, Chi Cheng was right, but even if it is a group with a larger goal, it is still far behind, and there are many such lions in the country!

Ji Cheng knew Zhonglai's doubts and continued, "Of course it will be difficult for us to find them, but we can lure the snake out of the hole!" ”

"You mean to use children as bait? No, no one wants to! Zhong Lai denied.

Chi Cheng made a speechless expression and said, "What do you think!" My plan is to let the entertainment company run a lion king show, give high bonuses, there must be a lot of lions willing to challenge, and then I have my own way to find them! ”

Zhong Lai squinted and felt that it was not very believable!

"How can you be sure they're going to attend?" Zhong Lai had little confidence.

"Money can make the devil grind! How much is it to abduct/sell a child, 100,000 to the sky! We have a bonus of 10 million, do you say they are not impressed? That's enough kidnapping for a hundred kids! It's still clean money, not illegal! Chi Cheng said proudly.

"Ten million can't be approved in the bonus bureau!" Zhonglai was a little deflated. The Bureau of Adjustment and Maintenance is directly subordinate to the monarch, not a financial branch, and the expenditure in all aspects can be very compact. Others think that the Bureau is majestic, but they don't know that the salary in private is not high. Don't say too much, but the bonuses and pennants for Chi Cheng's righteous and courageous actions last time were all made by Zhong Lai himself.

"Who said you were going to pay for it? Not only do we not get a penny of this money, but we also have to earn it! Chi Chenghui smiled.

“？” Zhong Lai didn't know too much, and he always felt that Chi Cheng had many twists and turns in his mind.

"First, we have to find sponsors for this show, and we need sponsors to fleece! Second, there can always be an application fee, not much, so it has to be interesting! Third, this is a variety show, should we charge a fee once the cooperation platform is launched? Membership on-demand is money, right? Advance on-demand is money, right? Advertising is money, right? Aren't these all silver for nothing? Chi Cheng said proudly, his spirit was flying, and Zhonglai was stunned!

How else can it be done? Why are some people the brightest beings in the world? The outside is already the best, but it is not worth mentioning compared to her mind!

And this person is his own, must be, can only be his own! Zhong Lai swore secretly in his heart.

The next day, Ji Cheng had a friendly consultation with the grumpy old cat! Chi Cheng said that for the sake of the family and the children, he has changed his mind and changed his past! Now under the influence and leadership of Zhong Lai, he has become a good young man who adheres to justice, and he has to contribute to the long-term peace and stability of the empire!

So Chi Cheng gave the Lion King Championship and the project plan to the grumpy old cat for review, and the grumpy old cat agreed without much research! After all, this kind of project is too inconspicuous for him!

So the point of Chi Cheng's statement to the grumpy old cat is not this! Chi Cheng wants to take this opportunity to return to the entertainment company, this is an era of entertainment to death, and only by making money from entertainment can capital accumulate quickly! I have my own topic, and it doesn't take much effort to reach heights that others will never be able to reach in this industry! When I crossed over before, I slapped my face with disdain for this industry, no way, if I want to build a star realm, I have to put down my body and give up!

This entertainment company was originally established by the grumpy old cat for himself, and he has 49% of the shares in it, and this company makes money by itself! And let this company drive its own other companies to make money and fly together! Hey!

Soon, the news that the eldest lady's entertainment company was going to hold the first Lion King Championship was hyped on the Internet, except for some old, weak, sick and disabled lions who did not meet the conditions for participation, other lions enthusiastically signed up!

For a time, all over the country signed up for Shishan Shihai!

Because the prize money is too tempting, there are many other creatures who try to pretend to be lions to participate in the competition, but how can Chi Cheng let them succeed, he has already modified his own WYP into an infrared biological identification instrument, standing in front of the registration desk, but as soon as the creature passes in front of the instrument, it is clear whether it is a donkey or a horse, a person or a dog!

WYP also comes with its own advertising slogan: WYP in hand, camouflage is nowhere to be found!