Chapter 41: The Little Princess Goes to Kindergarten
As soon as the Spring Festival is over, the baby daughter has to go to kindergarten. Ji Cheng and Zhong Lai found her a private kindergarten not far from her home, with the best hardware and software in the city.
The day before she was sent to kindergarten, Chi Cheng gave her baby daughter psychological construction: "Kindergarten is different from home, where you will make a lot of cute friends.....
Before she could finish speaking, the baby girl said, "I'm going to take Rhubarb and Erhuang with me!"
Rhubarb Erhuang is aggrieved and has a small look: You don't have to!
In this year, rhubarb and erhuang have grown into the form of adult ducks, and the coat color has changed from the first cute tender yellow to ugly hemp gray, and finally to the current all-black, I have to say that their coat color change is too magical! Except for the name, it doesn't look like the same creature at all! Later, when their beaks and eyes turned red, Chi Cheng was suddenly surprised: what kind of duck is this, this is obviously a black swan!
And the little princess scoffed: what's the big deal, it's not all ducks! If I hadn't plucked your gray hair, would you have grown into a black swan?
The two black swans, who are still called rhubarb and erhuang, have no status at all, nodded and said: Thank you!
Chi Cheng looked at the two baby daughters and said, "They are too small to fit into the kindergarten!"
The two little henchmen nodded like pounded garlic: we don't know how to urinate ourselves!
Chi Xingchen slapped his eye knife: Shut up!
Then he said to Chi Cheng, "As my little brother, they have to follow me wherever I go!"
"But people's kindergartens don't accept creatures without a hukou!" Chi Cheng said.
These two ducks were only bought at the farmer's uncle's house when they went to the countryside, thinking that they were just meat ducks that were simply raised.
"Then let my great-grandfather buy that kindergarten!" Chi Xingchen didn't care, his great-grandfather said that there is nothing that money can't solve, and there is nothing that great-grandfather can't buy with money!
In the end, Chi Cheng only had two more places to enroll her two younger brothers together!
On the day of admission, Chi Cheng and Zhong Lai sent their baby daughter to the kindergarten together, and saw many little pot friends at the entrance of the kindergarten hugging their parents' thighs and howling: "I don't want to go in, don't go in!" Wow~~~!"
Chi Xingchen asked, "Why are they screaming so badly?"
Chi Cheng said, "Probably not used to it, reluctant to Mom and Dad!"
Chi Xingchen shook his little head and said he didn't understand: "It's not like you'll never see you, what's there to cry about!" After speaking, he waved his sleeves and dragged away the two little brothers.
Chi Cheng looked at Chi Xingchen's chic back, and suddenly the corners of his eyes were sour, and he leaned on Zhonglai like an old mother, full of emotion: "Our children have grown up and are leaving us!" Woo woo woo ...... "
Before the first day of entering the kindergarten, the teacher called Chi Cheng and asked her to pick up the child back.
The reddened eye sockets didn't have time to recover, and Chi Cheng, who was still comforted by Zhong Lai in bed, was confused: Huh? The departed child is coming back so soon? We're just starting the second round!
Ji Cheng, who was still unsatisfied, had to lift his pants to pick up the baby.
When she arrived at the kindergarten, the teacher told Chi Cheng about her precious daughter's great achievements.
It turned out that as soon as Chi Xingchen arrived at the classroom, he saw that many little pot friends were crying, so he enthusiastically helped the teacher to comfort the little pot friends: "Don't cry, your parents have sold you all to the kindergarten!" Essence Library
The little pot friends cried even more heartbreaking when they heard it!
The teacher hurriedly stopped Chi Xingchen's nonsense and coaxed the little pot friends one by one.
For a time, the scene was extremely chaotic.
Chi Xingchen took his two younger brothers to inspect the class, and found that the toys were few and naïve, and there was no Gatling, and he was very disappointed with this high-end and high-grade kindergarten!
So Chi Xingchen suggested to the teacher: Without Gatling, AK47 must at least be bought, right? Otherwise, how can you show your taste?
Teacher:.......
Finally, the teacher appeased the little pot friends and began to tell stories to everyone.
The teacher is talking about the classic fairy tale "Little Red Riding Hood". When the teacher said that Little Red Riding Hood met the big bad wolf in the forest, and told the big bad wolf where his grandmother lived, and then the big bad wolf asked Little Red Riding Bag to pick flowers and go to his grandmother's house to eat his grandmother first, he was suddenly interrupted by Chi Xingchen, who raised his little head and asked, "Teacher, there is a problem with the logic of this story!"
This is a classic fairy tale that has been passed down for thousands of years, you little kid knows a fart! The teacher scolded and persuaded at the same time: "Chi Xingchen's little pot friend is very good at thinking, may I ask what you find wrong?"
Chi Xingchen said, "The big bad wolf met Little Red Riding Hood, why didn't he eat Little Red Riding Hood first after revealing his grandmother's address? Little Red Riding Hood is tender and delicious, but it tastes much better than grandma!"
The teacher was dumbfounded, and he couldn't speak for a long time.
Chi Xingchen analyzed: "The prey is right in front of you, and you still let it go? This is not in the nature of wolves! Anyway, they were going to be eaten, so why let her live a little longer? So ......."
Chi Xingchen pushed the glasses that didn't exist, and said firmly, "I suspect that the author is pouring water!"
The teacher's eyes are about to pop out! What! It makes so much sense, it makes me speechless!
Then the teacher had to teach the little pot friend to count, and the teacher took a few blocks and patiently taught everyone: one, two, three! Friends, there are three bricks here!"
Chi Xingchen stood up again and said, "Teacher, can you talk about calculations within 1000?"
Teacher:....... Are you sure you're coming to kindergarten?
At noon, many little pot friends began to cry again, and Chi Xingchen said faintly while eating, "I have to cry when I eat! Will you cry when you are eaten? Well? Little turtles, little chicks, little foxes, .....?"
Most of the little pot friends are only three years old, and they have not yet transformed themselves, and these little pot friends named by Chi Xingchen are the ones who cry the most, they don't understand what Chi Xingchen says, but when they saw Chi Xingchen crack his mouth, revealing sharp little tiger teeth, and his blood was suppressed, which scared them to cry even more fiercely!
So the teacher had to call Chi Cheng and ask her to take the child back, threatening other little pot friends The teacher didn't dare to say it, but only apologized and tactful: I can't delay the child, I have to let the child go to elementary school, and I am wronged in the kindergarten!
So Chi Xingchen's half-day kindergarten career came to a complete end, ushering in a new primary school career!
The two poor black swans, the bench in the kindergarten was not hot, so they had to follow Chi Xingchen into the primary school again!
Two poor black swans are aggrieved: what if we still can't and pee ourselves?
On a sunny morning, Chi Cheng and Zhong Lai watched their baby daughter drag two poor ducks into elementary school.
"I hope I can stay in elementary school longer this time!" Zhonglai has a shadow in his psychology, and he will come back in half a day!
Chi Xingchen lived up to expectations and stayed at school until the end of school, but the little princess was very unhappy: "Mom, the curriculum of the first grade is too simple, I want to go to the second grade!"
Chi Cheng had a sore brain, and took out the duck as a shield: "You see that your little brothers can't and pee, why do you follow you to the second grade?" They will have low self-esteem, there will be shadows, and they will end up depressed! You're not going to let your little brothers die young, are you?"
Chi Xingchen fell into deep thought, and then gave instructions to the two younger brothers: "Go, learn to and pee by yourself!"
The two little poor ones trembled like chaff: I ..... We already have incontinence......
In the end, under the drag of poor Shuanghuang, Chi Xingchen stayed in the first grade very aggrieved and began to learn how to have a good relationship with other classmates.
Because he helped the cheap cousin expose the true love scam, the cheap cousin returned to the ridiculous years of lustful dogs and horses.
On this day, the cheap cousin warmly invited Chi Cheng, saying that a new bathing center with a particularly rich content had opened in the city, called Bliss, and everyone who had been there was fascinated by it.
Chi Cheng decisively refused, as soon as he heard the name, he knew that it was not a serious place!
The cheap cousin coughed dryly twice and said, "Don't think too much, that's a serious place! People are bathing, sauna, leisure Q brand, video games, catering one-stop service, in which you can play from morning to night do not want to come out! I also heard that I recently hired a Michelin chef and made a good molecular cuisine!"
As soon as he heard the food, Chi Cheng's heart moved, the card in the Saint Empire restaurant last time was accidentally used by him and there was not a penny left, and he hadn't told his cousin about it. This time, he asked his stupid and cheap cousin with a shy face, "You have a treat?"
The cheap cousin who is stupid and has a lot of money nodded: "Of course, last time you helped me recognize that feelings are floating clouds, I have to thank you well!"
So Chi Cheng took his cheap cousin's supercar to Elysium.
This Blissful Residence is indeed quite large, the whole building is full of seven floors, each floor is a different project, and professionals follow the service throughout the process. Chi Cheng and the two of them rubbed a bath, washed off their tiredness, and went to do a massage, pressed from head to toe to feel comfortable, and finally went hungry to eat a big meal, 26 exquisite plates, delicious dishes Chi Cheng was very satisfied, called life too beautiful, the world is too wonderful, if she is given a chance to make a wish, she wants to be reborn!
In the end, he played a few VR games, and Chi Cheng began to have a preliminary idea of the game in his heart: games are a huge market, and this cake is not a waste of money!
So Chi Cheng thought about going back to do a market survey first, but the two were brought into a secret room by professional escorts, saying that it could make people have the ultimate experience of drunkenness, dreams and death.
D product?
Chi Cheng hurriedly shook his hand, no, no, no, I want to go home.
The cheap cousin grabbed Chi Cheng: "It's all here, why not experience it?"
Just as Ji Cheng turned around to leave, he smelled a very strange but familiar smell. It turned out that the walls of the secret room were covered with countless pinholes, and the smell emanated faintly from the walls of the secret room, and filled the whole room in a few breaths!
Chi Cheng suddenly felt that the pores of his skin were dilating, and he couldn't wait to inhale the charming smell and let it dance with the blood in his body!
His limbs were numb, and he fell to the ground bonelessly.
And Chi Cheng's brain has completely stopped functioning, and the smell is like the Nine Heavens Immortal Music fluttering in his brain singing scenes of Bliss Wonderland!
Cloud Immortal Mountain, Yuyu Palace, gilded holy light, and goddess...... The picture is ethereal and mysterious, and the pool floats softly in the clouds, feeling comfortable.
That's just the case with Western Elysium, right?! Chi Cheng thought dizzily, curled up comfortably, and let out a "meow" sigh!
The professional companion glanced at the two who had turned into their original forms, smiled and bowed, "Enjoy this wonderful time, two distinguished guests!"
After saying that, he exited the secret room and closed the door.
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