The fat man sat in the driver's seat of the black Jaguar and answered Tu Lin's call.

"Why did you buy groceries for so long?" Tu Lin called to urge people.

The fat man said lightly, "Nonsense, the brand of sanitary napkins you named and asked for is only sold in the North District." And whose daily necessities also include sanitary napkins? I didn't have the money to buy a few Chinese ones, which is not bad. ”

"I must have needed it! You don't know why, I'm a woman, and I definitely need sanitary napkins for my daily necessities. Tu Lin shouted into the phone, and the speakers on the fat man's side were about to explode.

"Oh oh......" The fat man suddenly remembered something, and he realized that Tu Lin was a "woman". There's no way, who made her act in a way that is too gentleman.

In fact, if you look closely at Tu Lin's appearance, you will find ...... She's really good-looking. This sentence is definitely not blown, the fat man bets on the next two weeks, this sentence from the bottom of his heart is indeed true, if there is a little falsehood, then he Xu Qiudong smoked ten cigarettes in the next two weeks, smoking until he died.

That's too cheap for him, why not die in the good?

But it's a pity that Tu Lin is not the type that fat people like. How so...... Although Tu Lin said that she also has a gentle side, she is always not suitable for her taste. When he was bored before, he chatted with Black Flag and Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu doesn't seem to be interested in women, of course he is not interested in men, this can't be nonsense! After all, if you sleep in the same bed every night, you have to ask if the other party's sexual orientation is normal, otherwise the evening will not be guaranteed.

As for the Black Flag...... He seems to be a little interested in Tu Lin, but he has always hidden this feeling in his heart. No way, some people will be very shy in the face of love. I don't know when he will confess to Tu Lin, and he is still waiting to drink their wedding wine.

"Hello? Feed? Moximoxi? Moximoxi? Tu Lin was urging on the other side, she thought that the fat man was no longer in the service area.

"Huh? Ahh What's wrong? The fat man came back to his senses, and he suddenly found that the phone was still connected, so he didn't say anything nonsense just now, right?

Tu Lin looked confused on the other side, "What are you doing?" Wandering on a phone call? ”

"No, I was thinking about something, I was thinking...... When you buy sanitary napkins, in what capacity. "What the fat man said is indeed true.

Tu Lin told him, "It doesn't matter, just don't take advantage of me anyway." ”

"I'll go!" The fat man lost his temper in an instant, "What do you mean by taking advantage of you?" I don't want to take advantage of you yet, I'll just say that I use it myself! ”

"Hey, hey, hey, you can eat and talk nonsense, but you can't talk nonsense, be careful that I sue you for being perverted." Tu Lin has already prepared the indictment.

The fat man finally said calmly, "Just kidding, I'll go in and buy it directly, I don't believe that he can still drive me away from such a big store?" ”

"Don't worry, the more you have psychological problems, the more they think you have a problem with your whole person." Tu Lin comforted him.

The fat man continued, "Is there anything else you need then?" I've bought some daily necessities that 'everyone' can use. I'm going to North Right now and I'm going there to buy the sanitary napkins you want. ”

"Hmm...... Let me think about it. Tu Lin thought for a moment on the phone, and then she told the fat man, "There is a 'No. 1 snack shop in the world' in the North District, go there to see if there are boneless chicken feet, I recently watched the video and saw a lot of bloggers evaluating boneless chicken feet, and I was hungry to see me." Remember to buy lemon sour and spicy flavor, I think that taste is good. ”

"What? Boneless chicken feet? The fat man suspected that there was something wrong with his ears, and he continued, "That kind of packaged boneless chicken feet are expensive and expensive, and there are only a few in a box, mainly ...... The price is really expensive. ”

"You can just buy a few boxes and come back, if it doesn't taste good, you won't buy it next time." Tu Lin is rarely coquettish once, like a sister, it's a pity that the fat man is not a sister control.

"Okay, okay, I'm going to buy it, I'm going to buy it, so what else is needed? Help me ask those two guys what they need? The fat man patiently agreed, he is really the best person in the world.

"Okay, wait a minute." Tu Lin nodded.

(Tu Lin on the phone is asking, "Hey! The fat man is asking you what you need? He's out shopping for groceries right now, and he'll bring you back whatever you need! ”）

Tu Lin's voice was like thunder, and the fat man never put the speaker in his ear when he called her, because then his ears would be deaf.

And then what did the two men say on the phone...... Anyway, the fat man didn't hear it clearly, and he didn't understand what they said at all, and finally Tu Lin handed over the content to tell the fat man.

Tu Lin said, "I don't have what I want, just remember to help me buy boneless chicken feet." And then...... Little Five wants a PS5, and Black Flag wants a woman. Well...... That's it. ”

Then Tu Lin added, "Oh yes, what is PS5?" Is it edible? ”

"......" The fat man was speechless for a moment, he sorted out the language and replied to Tu Lin, "They are really awesome, PS5 is not expensive, but ...... What did he use when he bought it? We don't have a TV at home, not even a computer, how does he want to use it? And what's more...... The black flag is even more excessive, where can I find a woman for him! ”

The fat man is going to be angry, there are so many wonders in these years.

"Uh-huh...... I also think they have a brain problem. Tu Lin nodded and continued, "Then you don't have to worry about them, you just need to help me bring the boneless chicken feet back." ”

"Okay...... OK。 "The fat man hit his head on the steering wheel, and his head was about to explode.

"Thank you, Aligado~" Tu Lin hung up the phone after thanking him, and the fat man didn't know what to do in the driver's seat alone. Such a tall man will also have small troubles in his heart.

The fat man continued to play the car music, and one of his favorite songs, "The Mo."

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While listening to his master's song, he turned the steering wheel and went to the North District. Along the way, there are songs to accompany you, at least not so boring.

North District, Pak & Offs Supermarket.

The fat man is holding a different style of sanitary napkin in each hand, and he is struggling whether to use it day or night? Every minute he struggled, there was a burning gaze on his body. Of course, this is just his fantasy, who will pay attention to what you buy, even if you buy the fruit treasure special attack all-staff mecha combination toy, it is none of my business.

He only knew that Tu Lin asked him to buy this brand of sanitary napkins, and did not ask him to buy it for day or night use, so he simply bought both, anyway, she could use it instead.

The fat man nodded seriously, he decisively threw the two styles of sanitary napkins into the small cart, and then he continued to push the shopping cart around to see what else was needed. Because he was taller and taller, he had exceeded the height of the shelf, and the customer on the other side of the snack shelf was choosing which flavor of potato chips to buy, when he suddenly looked up and saw a person on the opposite side who looked like a mountain greeting her.

The fat man walked out of the supermarket after settling the bill, he put the sanitary napkins and some loose things he had bought into the trunk, and he went back to the driver's seat and fastened his seat belt. He glanced at the vacant passenger seat, he sighed, when will there be a woman in his passenger seat except for Tu Lin, he turned the steering wheel and returned to his address.

The figure of the black jaguar shuttles through the busy neighborhood, and the fat man is thinking about a question on the way back to his address, when will his spring come? To be honest, I'm okay, although I'm a little "fat", but it's all pure muscle! And with a height of 1.89 meters, this is not a proper mountain.

On the way home, the black Jaguar passed by a theater, and the fat man just glanced at the theater, and he immediately applied the brakes. The car just stopped at the door of the theater, and the fat man didn't know what he was doing, and any action was inadvertent.

Just when he was confused, suddenly a young lady walked towards him, looking like she should be the guide at the gate of the theater, who is responsible for guiding the guest officers all the way to the theater.

"Hello hospitable officer, you can't park at the entrance of the theater, are you here to see the play?" The young lady asked, dressed in a khaki down jacket with her hands in her hands.

Before the fat man could refuse, the young lady had already asked the fat man to quickly park the car in the vacant seat next to him, "Guest officer, please park your car in the parking space next to it, and then follow me into the theater." ”

"Amount...... Good good. The fat man nodded stupidly, he didn't say anything, and directly parked the black Jaguar in the parking space according to what the young lady said.

The fat man got out of the car and locked the door, he staggered to the young lady, he looked at the general appearance of the theater, it didn't look very big, the door was covered by the cornices, and the mahogany plaque said "Pear Blossom Theater". The fat man followed the young lady's footsteps into the theater and looked around. At this moment, he is like Grandma Liu in "Dream of Red Mansions" entering the Grand View Garden, for the first time!

The architecture of the theater imitates the style of the Qing Dynasty and the Qing Dynasty, and also integrates modern art, which is rigorous and delicate at the same time, flexible and elegant, and has the style of Jiangnan. Ewha Theater is not blindly stereotyped, and the times are progressing while preserving the traditional culture. However, preserving traditional culture does not mean sticking to conventions, we must take its essence and eliminate its dross, and only by creating new things can we make each generation better than the next. The young lady explained the origin of the theater to the fat man, and at the same time led the fat man into the theater, and they crossed the pavilion bridge halfway, and watched the stream flowing under the pavilion bridge, and several fat red carp and green carp swam in the stream.

Such an immersive and unforgettable theater, the fat man would like to call it a "small view garden"! Of course, he hadn't listened to the play yet, and he was afraid that he would fall asleep after listening to it.

The young lady suddenly turned around and asked the fat man, "What kind of fare area does the guest officer need?" ”

"Uh...... Is there any difference? The fat man asked curiously.

The young lady told the fat man, "The one who is closer to the stage is 260 yuan per person, and there are fruit plates and snacks." The ordinary area is far away from the stage, and the price is 150 yuan per person, and there are also fruit plates and snacks. ”

"Oooh...... Then I'll choose the ordinary area, my eyesight is better, and I can see clearly when I sit far away, hahahaha. The fat man smiled awkwardly, it wasn't that he couldn't afford the expensive fare, but it was embarrassing for him if he got too close.

"Okay." The young lady nodded, and then she took out the POS machine from the pocket of the down jacket, the fat man was stunned when he saw the POS machine, it turned out that she was a front desk for a long time!

Of course, he didn't discriminate against the front desk, if he could have known that the young lady in front of him was in charge of the front desk, then he would definitely buy a bucket of popcorn and listen to the play while eating.

Without hesitation, the fat man took out his mobile phone and opened the payment code to pay one hundred and fifty yuan, and then he continued to follow the young lady into the inner hall of the theater. He stepped into the threshold of about five inches, and after entering the inner hall of the theater, he found that this theater was so popular that it was almost full.

The young lady led the fat man to a seat in the corner, and the fat man liked this seat so much, not only was it unobtrusive, but he could also eat the fruit plate with peace of mind.

"Are there so many people here every day?" The fat man asked the young lady.

The young lady smiled and nodded, "Yes, our theater is also the most famous in the city." Don't underestimate our theater, our family's drama can be taken out alone. ”

"Oooh......" the fat man nodded in understanding, "Are there any yellow peaches in the fruit bowl later?" I prefer to eat yellow peaches. ”

The young lady left with a smile after pouring tea for the fat man, and the fat man picked up the teacup and bowed his head in shame, he knew that his mouth was asking idiotic questions.

The fat man drank the fragrant red robe, and he looked at the other guest officers with full smiles, perhaps stunned by the opera after play. Thinking of this, the fat man felt like a layman, and he would fall asleep when he watched the play, so he drank more tea now to refresh himself.

"What's next?" The guest officer next to him asked another guest officer.

"Farewell My Concubine, your favorite!" The guest officer replied to him.

The fat man raised his ears to hear the conversation of others, and he shook his teacup as if he were tasting red wine.

With the sound of gongs and drums, the small cymbals also sounded from it, and other musical instruments followed, and the sound of too mocking resounded throughout the inner hall, and the fat man put down the Ruyao teacup and prepared to devote himself to the opera.

The red curtain was opened, and the Wu Sheng wearing a soft Luo hat turned over the heel bucket to enter the field, and then he turned a few more heel fights to lead the overlord to the stage, with a flower face, four flags, black flat gold embroidery, Wu Sheng led the overlord around the stage, and the overlord walked back to the camp with a shovel gun in his hand and walked seven steps, and Wu Sheng cooperated with the overlord's every move on the side.

After some cooperation, the two faced the audience, and then the gongs and drums on the stage changed, and the overlord noticed that something was wrong, he signaled the short support Wusheng next to him to retreat, and Wusheng left the stage after saying goodbye to the overlord. Immediately afterwards, there was a black-faced long martial artist, he was wearing a red robe and coat, with four flags in his hands, holding two hammers, and the hammer in his hand was like Li Yuanba's drum urn and golden hammer.

The overlord made a few moves with him, and the two went back and forth to win or lose, and finally the overlord repelled him with a sharp blow. The black-faced martial artist walked out with two hammers in his hand, and then a red-robed and overcoat with four flags appeared on the scene, holding a spear and approaching behind the overlord with a broken step.

He wanted to sneak attack the overlord, but the overlord dodged the opponent's attack with a return of the horse pistol. But the other party is not simple, he bent down and got up to block the overlord's attack with a spear, and the two of them went back and forth very quickly.

Seeing this, Wu Sheng couldn't help the overlord, but was forced to retreat by the overlord step by step, and then regretfully withdrew.

The overlord was left alone on the stage, and soon four more martial artists appeared, all of whom had the same four flags, different faces and costumes, some holding glaive knives and others holding spears. Seeing that this situation was not good, the overlord dealt with it carefully. The four of them walked side by side towards the Overlord, who passed through it and then back again, and every step they took was so sonorous and powerful.

The four martial artists attacked the overlord together, and the overlord blocked the attack of the four with shovel guns in both hands, and made the four martial artists retreat step by step with the strength of only one person.

But what the overlord didn't expect was that four more martial artists appeared on the other end, and the overlord was in an ambush on all sides, and the enemy was outnumbered, and it was difficult to win. The overlord pulled out the mountain to face them, Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, did not admit defeat easily, they surrounded the overlord together, nervously beating gongs and drums to cooperate with their every move, the overlord on the stage was in a dilemma, the gongs and drums were noisy as if they were swords, and the overlord was finally forced to leave the scene.

The audience applauded like thunder, "Farewell My Concubine" came to an end for the time being, and the grapes stuffed in the fat man's mouth had not yet been swallowed, and he was stunned.