Chapter 233, smashing the field
Heaven and earth have spiritual roots, one is a peach in the sky......
Ning Caichen not only told Li Da like this, but even on the porcelain they ordered. Anyway, there have always been ten spiritual roots, and multiple oranges are nothing, right?
"Childe, will we make too much money?" Miss Nie said worriedly.
"This, it should be called science and technology is the primary productive force!" Ning Cai was not worried at all, he was still too excited at the time! In case he couldn't sell it, wait for him to come back, and then return him.
After sending Li Da away, Ning Caichen was still a little nervous. Alas, it's still not a material for doing business! This little money is empty. A boatload of oranges and ten jars of sugar water oranges rushed to Bianjing. How big the impact will be, Ning Caichen doesn't know yet, but the impact of another thing has already arrived.
"Childe. ”
"Something?" the spider spirit has been squirming for the past few days, obviously having something on his mind.
"Childe, that is, it's the god position, you promised it to others. ”
Yo! Ning Caichen remembered that he had promised the spider spirit that if she could find the bellflower, he would give her the Chenghuang God Position, but he was so busy these days that he forgot about it.
This is not good.
In fact, if it weren't for Lu Dongbin to come, this divine position would have been given to her. But after receiving the benefits of Lu Dongbin over there, and handing over the divine position in a blink of an eye, will this be too much?
Ning Caichen pondered, and the spider spirit continued: "Childe, in fact, spiders don't want to be immortals so much. As he spoke, he looked at Ning Caichen with a pitiful little face.
This is also called not wanting to be a fairy? Anyone who sees it wants to do it!
It's good. Give it to her, give it to her, no official is light. As for Lu Zu, I'll explain it later!
"Well, don't pity you anymore. ”
"Hey-I knew Childe was the best. She was really happy, not because she was going to be an immortal, but because Childe didn't lie to herself and didn't forget herself.
"Alright, get ready to receive your throne. Ning Caichen summoned the Book of Life and Death and handed it into the hands of the spider spirit......
"Huh, childe, why can't I get it?" The book of life and death passed directly through her hand and did not stop in her hand.
"What's going on? Wait a minute, I'll look up the book of life and death. "The hand was in the hand, the mind entered, the book of life and death turned in a tumult, and when it reached a page, it stopped.
The spider spirit snuggled over and looked: the virtuous and the high are in it.
There are explanations below. It said that Ning Caichen's merits were 197,200 points, and the spider spirit spider was 10,000 points, which was not enough to take over Ning Caichen's divine position......
Here's a whole bunch of celestial yin laws. To put it simply, this yin god has not made a mistake, and the person who wants to replace him must have a higher merit than him.
Ning Caichen has nearly 200,000 Yin skills, and the spider essence is only 10,000, so of course she can't take over.
"Spider, look. Ning Caichen didn't expect Yin Si to have such a rule.
The spider spirit said, "When will that person be able to become an immortal?"
"Oh, by the way, I can be a god. Ning Caichen suddenly thought and said.
Huh? The spider spirit didn't understand.
Ning Caichen said: "Spider, you forgot, it's not that there is no god position under the city god. Under the jurisdiction of Chenghuang, there are civil and military judges, the great gods of various divisions, General Ganliu, General Fan Xie, General Niu Ma, day and night wandering gods, shackle generals and other gods. Hehe, which god do you want to be?"
When you are worried because you only have 10 yuan in your hand, you suddenly find that you have won the jackpot and you don't have to spend money to buy things.
Ning Caichen is like that now. Due to the stinginess of the old demon, these gods are currently in a state of vacancy.
"Are so many immortals?" With so many immortals, the spider spirit has a feeling of being dazzled. This is a god position, and there are so many, think about it when I was in Buddhism, it was hard to ask for a god position, but now it's good, you can directly choose a god position, this is definitely a change in heaven and earth. Although it's not Childe's Chenghuang Shrine, it's always a Shrine.
Hey, it's also good under Childe's name.
The spider spirit didn't have any more ideas, she only knew that a god position in the Buddhist sect was like a treasure egg, even if she was in the shade of the Buddha at the foot of the Golden Buddha, if she had given herself a god position back then, she would not have almost let a monk kill her. But then you won't be able to meet Childe. Giggle!...
Buddhism is not as good as the underworld, and it is not easy to get a god, and it can almost be regarded as snatching the way of heaven. But how can a little demon understand such a thing? She only thinks that Buddhism is too stingy, such a big Buddha gate, there are a lot of Bodhisattvas and Arhats, what's wrong with giving me one? They all say that Buddhism is open to convenience, and I don't think they are as good as sons, and their god positions are only given to their own people, how can they have the share of goblins.
"Childe, the spider wants to be the biggest, and he has to be a literary judge. ”
Ning Caichen couldn't help but laugh when he saw that she was about to open her mouth. "Okay, I'll give you the biggest. "Are all monsters like this? It seems that when Sun Wukong is a monster, he also wants to be the biggest, and the officials and young people don't do it.
"The earth is above, the law of Yin Si, and now canonized the spider spirit bead as the judge under the jurisdiction of Hangzhou, and Erqi is admirable. ”
With a casual throw, a large amount of Yin Gong gathered into the divine position, and the official clothes and priesthood were separated from the divine position, and the book of life and death fissioned again, generating a new doppelganger of the book of life and death and a judge's pen.
At this point, Ning Caichen knew why the old demon was so stingy, even if he couldn't do it himself, he wouldn't be judged. Good guy, a Wen judge is going to go to 90,000 Yin Gong, and if you get together with the spider spirit yourself, it's exactly 100,000.
Good guy, a sentence of 100,000 yuan, if you can't find a guy with great merit, all this will be paid by Chenghuang. This is just a literary judgment, and there are dozens of gods below, how to calculate them. Even Ning Caichen didn't want to do anything to fill it.
What twenty-four divisions, thirty-six divisions...... Millions of Yin Gong to kill children?
Where in this world can there be so much Yin Gong to earn? That is, if you plan to work in the city god for the rest of your life until you die, you will do that!
Suddenly, "Haha!" Ning Caichen smiled, now he could see that the spider spirit was a woman, but it was a woman with a beard. That's right, it's the feeling of a girl singing a big drama and pretending to be a man with a big beard.
"Childe, how can this be?" said the spider spirit, touching his new beard.
"No way, the position of the Yin God, uniform dress. "Of course, this dress is a little more, even the beard.
"Why don't you dress uniformly?"
"I?, probably Haoran righteousness!" Looking at the mud tire on the shrine, Ning Caichen felt that it was better to not change his appearance.
"No, Childe, I don't want to have a big beard. ”
"It's so much better than you used to. Ning Caichen said with a smile.
"Childe, think of a way to get rid of this beard!"
"Remove it, it has to be pulled out one by one, it hurts. Ning Caichen scared her.
The spider spirit said, "It's better to hurt than to stand on top of this." She shook her beard. "Piercing people!"
"Really pulled?"
"Pluck!"
Ning Caichen realized it. As long as it is a woman, whether it is a woman or a banshee, it is natural to love beauty, and it cannot be changed. And they don't want to change.
"Huh, this beard is so strong, why can't you pull it out?"
"Childe, you have more strength. ”
......
Fortunately, it was dawn and I got off work. Otherwise, the ghosts outside are lining up, and inside is the city god plucking the beard of his subordinates, what is this called.
"Shh "When the day dawned, no ghosts came, but they couldn't stop people from coming.
"It's okay, Childe, he can't see the sun, pull it out again. ”
Ning Caichen's hands softened, but the interest of the spider spirit was even higher.
At this time, Ning Caichen actually missed the hair removal tools of later generations.
What do you call this, it took a lot of Yin Gong to change his beard, and he had to pull it out one by one, isn't this a waste of his Yin Gong play?
It was a young man who came in, with a tiger's back on his back. After looking at the city god for a week, he actually spoke: "Where is the city god here, come to see me quickly." ”
Yo, this strong man has such a big breath!
"Childe. ”
"Ignore him. ”
He waited for a while, saw that no one paid attention to him, and then said, "Chenghuang, if you don't come out again, I will smash your broken temple." ”
"Childe. ”
"Let's go meet him. "Who is so bold that he wants to demolish the City God Temple. ...,
Not to mention anything else, this temple was built with his own money, and Ning Caichen would not let people destroy this temple easily. "Who are you?
Ning Caichen wiped his face, and walked to the front desk with the spiritual transformation method. He is a native of Hangzhou, and he definitely doesn't want anyone to know that he has become a city god. And there is a lot less explanation for changing into a city god, and when others look at it, they will know that you are a city god. Because of its appearance, it is no different from the clay sculpture on the stage.
"Chenghuang, you've finally come out. The man was very proud, as if the city god was just a descendant of their family.
"If you know God, why don't you kneel? ”
"Kneel?" said the man, "if you know who I am, you should kneel down to me." ”
"Presumptuous!" Hearing the man's shout, the spider spirit rushed out at once.
The spider spirit, who knows that her kung fu is not good, has been working hard to learn martial arts, although it is not good to deal with those who have cultivation, but she believes that it is still possible to deal with an ordinary man.
"Be careful!"
But could he be an ordinary man?
The spider spirit's sudden attack didn't hit him. The man snorted in his mouth, staggered the spider spirit's attack, and kicked his foot out at an incredible angle.
Ning Caichen was careful not to finish shouting, and the spider spirit was kicked back, and he vomited blood on the spot.
"The little spider spirit dares to do something to me?" the man said disdainfully. "I heard that the city god in the world summoned some demons and monsters, and rewarded them with gods, but I didn't expect it to be true. ”
I'm here to smash the field!
Ning Caichen picked up the spider spirit and asked her to return to the Folin Monastery to recuperate. He raised his eyebrows and asked, "What do you want?"
An invisible spiritual force quickly wrapped around the man.
The man who didn't know anything about this said: "I don't want to do anything, it's just that you, the city god, will be transferred by the master from now on." ”
Ning Caichen frowned. Is this what the novel says about calling the mountain god and the land to be the yin god? I just didn't think I would be one of them.
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